/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6892830]

Have you tried them yet, kek?

[Anonymous No.6892843]

Anyone miss these Doritos? They had a great balance of heat and that unhealthy Dorito flavor

Apparently, too many white people found it too hot

[Anonymous No.6892855]

I miss these

[Anonymous No.6892856]

>>6892830

You have to fucking donate to get these.

[Anonymous No.6892860]

Once upon a time I said hell no to purple and green ketchup. I will sure as shit be saying that to these

[OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk No.6892865]

>>6892860
Riveting tale, old bean.

[Anonymous No.6892870]

This is now a discontinued Doritos thread.

I loved these.

[Anonymous No.6892872]

>>6892856
donate to wat/whom
i really want these

[Anonymous No.6892876]

>>6892843
Fuck yes these were awesome. Maybe now that spice is a food meme they'll bring it back.

[Anonymous No.6892882]

>>6892830
They are officially 20% cooler (ranch).

[Anonymous No.6892890]

>>6892830
I'm never buying doritos again tbh.

[Anonymous No.6892891]

>>6892830
Real and gay.

[Anonymous No.6892892]

>>6892843
That's right. White people have the final say on everything, better get used to it fuck face

[Anonymous No.6892894]

Who remembers the taco doritos that actually tasted like fucking tacos? Lettuce and everything.

[Anonymous No.6892897]

>>6892894
Your tastebuds sound absolutely ravaged.

[Anonymous No.6892913]

>>6892843
i post this bag every chance i get to on this board. I miss them so much!

[Anonymous No.6892921]

>>6892830
>Premade fake cheese bullshit
>Now with inexpensive artificial colored irritants and toxicant.

Fuck off and die, satan.

[Anonymous No.6892924]

>>6892921
>toxicant

[Anonymous No.6892931]

who remember?

[Anonymous No.6892932]

>>6892931
Not me. What be the dealio wif deese sumbitches?

[Anonymous No.6892933]

>>6892931
2spooky4me

[Anonymous No.6892934]

:*(

[Anonymous No.6892938]

>>6892932
they tasted like a cheeseburger. were great

[Anonymous No.6892950]

>>6892934
Why'd they stop making them?

[Anonymous No.6893039]

>>6892855

DUDE remember the hamburger chips?

They did not taste like hamburgers but they tasted like pickles which is even better.

Oh man...

[Anonymous No.6893046]

>>6892872

some literal fag charity no doubt

[Anonymous No.6893048]

>>6893046

More like a suicide prevention organization you sad, cynical person.

[Anonymous No.6893049]

>>6892830
It's so sad to see a strong brand get all gimmicky and shit. Just continue making a good product and occasionally come out with some new fucking flavors.

[Anonymous No.6893052]

>>6892882

Pretty good. I laughed.

[Anonymous No.6893054]

>>6892830
Surely not, and don't call me kek.

[Anonymous No.6893057]

>>6893054

Don't call me surely haha

[Anonymous No.6893068]

>>6892830
What would rainbow even taste like?

[Anonymous No.6893070]

>>6892938
No idea
They were my favorite chip as a kid

[Anonymous No.6893071]

>>6893068
Salty milk and coins.

[Anonymous No.6893081]

>>6892934
these exist, go get them while they're hot.

[Anonymous No.6893087]

>>6892870
>black pepper jack
f

[Anonymous No.6893090]

>>6892870
FUCK

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME

[Anonymous No.6893116]

>>6893068
They're very spicy

[Anonymous No.6893219]

I got some taco flavored doritos yesterday, The bag looks old as fuck but they taste good. The copyright date on them is 'doritos 2010' rofl so I dunno if they are from way back then and still ok to eat or not but wtvs, Giant selling them so bought em.

[Anonymous No.6893227]

There has never been a "hot" dorito chip. Shit is for plebs.

[Anonymous No.6893259]

[Anonymous No.6893267]

>$10
>2 week shipping

Damn, I feel bad for the dumb faggots that fall for this.

[Anonymous No.6893277]

>>6892830
Why are people always trying to push the gay agenda.

[Anonymous No.6893279]

>>6893267

fuck off, randy

[Anonymous No.6893281]

>>6893227
nigga what? there have been several varieties of hot doritos as well as the new roulette ones which i only saw for like 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.6893327]

>>6893048
'oh no trannies are killing themselves'

because they are literally insane

who gives a shit

[Anonymous No.6893369]

>>6892855
I don't understand what this flavor is trying to portray

[Anonymous No.6893371]

>>6892876
Spice has always been a "food meme"

It's not going to be hot either way so who gives a fuck? You'll get 10x more spice just chewing on a basic jalepeno than you would a handful of doritos.

[Anonymous No.6893429]

[Anonymous No.6893439]

>>6892931

Came here to post this. Tasted like a McDonalds burger which blew my mind at the time.

[Anonymous No.6893440]

>>6893439
>>6892931

wish i could just try one

also this out of morbid curiosity >>6893429

[Anonymous No.6893445]

>>6892830
If gay had a flavor, this would be it. The taste of sweaty, salty balls and precum.

[Anonymous No.6893468]

>>6892872
Here. You need to donate 10 dollars. https://secure.itgetsbetter.org/page/-/doritos/doritosrainbows.html

[Anonymous No.6893484]

>>6893468
theyre gone now

i just want to know the flavour

[Anonymous No.6893489]

>>6893484
Apparently it just tastes like original nacho cheese

[Anonymous No.6893492]

>>6893489
gay

[Anonymous No.6893496]

>>6892934
Take some spray cheese and poke a hole into these and fill it.

[Anonymous No.6893497]

>>6892876
Why do people call pepper "spice" it's so annoying.

[Anonymous No.6893503]

>>6893267
Frig off Randy!

[Anonymous No.6893640]

>>6892882
/)

[Anonymous No.6893642]

>>6892830
I'm gay as fuck and that shit looks wholly disgusting.
Can't fucking stand cheese dust.

[Anonymous No.6893783]

>>6893048
People besides lgbtqs kill themselves. You don't see them getting doritos.

I'm all for people fucking whoever they want, but this shit is straight up over representative. Dan Savage (guy behind it gets better) is a massive bitch who tries so hard to come off as accepting but instead alienates all those who don't want sex and sexuality to be their main purpose in life.

Taking sexuality and sex WAY too seriously is what caused repression and bigotry in the first place. Getting too wrapped up in your shit is what causes emotional issues often times (I'm a trauma survivor if you must know). People who get over anxiety disorders and depression without medical aid or through cognitive brain therapy will tell you that you need to learn to stop letting this affect your emotions so much.

Not pay 10 bucks for some fucking rainbow doritos. This is a company PR thing, and only that.

[Anonymous No.6893815]

>>6892830

[Anonymous No.6894110]

>>6892931
>>6893429
>>6892830
Are we in another 90s with food brands releasing tons of gimmicky limited edition flavors?

[Anonymous No.6894138]

>>6893068
Pos loads and leather

[Anonymous No.6894148]

>>6893783
You sound like a fucking wanker

[Anonymous No.6894151]

>>6894110
Praise the lord.

[Anonymous No.6894166]

>>6892934
The only doritos i voluntarily bought. Rip in peace, friend.

[Anonymous No.6894202]

>>6894148
You sound like greasy garbage slime from the bottom of the can.

You going to say anything that actually takes more than a moments thought? Or is effort your enemy.

You're entitled to suck cocks, I'm entitled to shit on Dan Savage.

[Anonymous No.6894207]

>>6892934
God damnit I miss these so much.

Wash them down with Surge

> I never asked for these feels

[Anonymous No.6894210]

>>6894202
>effort
>4chan posts
Oh golly.

[Anonymous No.6894228]

>>6894110
the X-13D ones are from years ago, but yeah I suppose that's fairly accurate

[Anonymous No.6894252]

>>6893496
pig disgusting

i'll take 5 pounds please

[Anonymous No.6894259]

>>6894148
lol you got blown the fuck out

[Anonymous No.6894268]

>>6893369
lol same. I've been looking at the bag for a good 5 minutes now and I still don't get it. Is it like, you're suppose to be the last customer who just got to the restaurant in time?

[Anonymous No.6894382]

>>6893081
They're shit compared to the old Jalapeno Cheddar 3Ds

[Anonymous No.6894439]

>>6893783
>mfw somebody actually says something sensible on our polenisian woodcarving bulletin board

[Anonymous No.6894451]

>>6893783

[Anonymous No.6894459]

>>6894451
What's that from?

[Anonymous No.6894488]

this is exploiting gays to get money for pesi co its fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.6894494]

>>6893783
In that same vein, do you feel that people/children might suffer less long-term trauma if sex wasn't treated as such a taboo subject by society?

[Anonymous No.6894516]

>>6893497
>what are black peppercorns by category

[Anonymous No.6894547]

>>6894459
Not him but that's somethign a drawfag on /jp/ made for their monstergirls therad pretty sure

[Anonymous No.6894565]

>>6894547
>>6894459
The quote is from full metal jacket though.

[Anonymous No.6894582]

>>6892934
These taste very, very similar to them.

[Anonymous No.6894681]

>>6893068
>>6893068
Skittles

[Anonymous No.6894779]

>>6892843
These are in Canada still, mixed in with guacamole in a limited edition bag. Had some yesterday. So fucking good.

[Anonymous No.6894888]

>>6892830
I like to cum on them before eating so I can get the full experience.

[Anonymous No.6894908]

>>6892934
Remember how these used to come in the cool plastic tubes that you could use for other stuff later?

[Anonymous No.6894963]

>>6894582
Wow, those look awesome.


The best Doritos are Sweet Chili, but I think I'm going to boycott them for awhile for promoting faggotry and AIDS.

[Anonymous No.6895158]

>>6894439
>posts shitskin faggot

They're the dregs of society

[Anonymous No.6895596]

>>6893815

Is that purple? Purple is my favourite colour.

[Anonymous No.6895697]

>>6893369
>>6894268
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jalepeno+poppers

[Anonymous No.6895702]

>>6895697
Crank the autism up lads, time to sperg out with the fucking captain himself

[Anonymous No.6895704]

>>6895158
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.6895707]

>>6895704
Back to reddit nigger.

[Anonymous No.6896001]

>>6892843
They still have these. They are in a different shape. Same delicious powder.

[Anonymous No.6896007]

Wow they look like shit irl

[Anonymous No.6896050]

>>6893815
THEY REMIND ME OF HOME

[Anonymous No.6896120]

>>6892931
I felt like throwing up after eating those. They were really disgusting but I wasn't haunted by familiarity so I ended up having multiple to try to parse out the flavor. Possibly vomit? It was terrible.

[Anonymous No.6896165]

>>6893783
(to preface, this is an American perspective of the situation)
It's over representative in the face of wide-spread public revulsion and discrimination. Until the last handful of years they've been more or less completely sidelined for anything but jokes or open hatred, and it's not a "sex obsession" thing as much as a "I'd like to not be openly disdained for having a romantic partner and going out in public with them" thing. Facing constant disdain/disowning/violence from family, friends, employers, people on the street, government representatives, etc. in day to day life isn't a single trauma that one has to get over but a series of fresh emotional wounds that gradually wear away at a person.

Claiming it's a personal emotional issue completely ignores the current setup of our society, especially since you seem to be saying that gay people are somehow more sex obsessed than straight people and that's why straight people are bigots toward them, but logically if they're sex-obsessed it's because of openly defying repression caused by bigotry? I don't see any sense in that line of thought.

I'll grant you that Doritos is exploiting the situation for a profit but that's literally any company that runs purchase-based charity campaigns. And you can shit on Dan Savage, but not because he tries to prevent children from killing themselves, he's just kind of a tool. The point of the "it gets better" campaign is pretty shitty anyway. Trying to fix bullying problems by saying "eh, just fuckin' deal with it, not like your school will do anything. enjoy the next 4-7 years of suffering" is putting a Band-Aid on a dam break.

[Anonymous No.6896167]

>>6896007
because of course they do

[Anonymous No.6896726]

>>6896165
This is America, where you'll be shat on for being overly affectionate in public no matter what you look like. There are isolated instances of people hating on biracial couples. People will hate what they want to hate on the Internet and in small towns/isolated communities. Bigotry is mostly not accepted and you'll be singled out as an asshole in larger more densely populated environments.

I live in Chicago where I'll commonly see a transsexual or cross dresser walking about along with the standard hand holding gay couple. It's the norm.

I was talking about Dan Savage with the sexual stuff. I listened to his podcast for years and supported him for a most of them. I wanted to get comfortable and informed with it all.

After a while I couldn't take him and how far he was up his own self important ass. Gay people are just like everyone else in that there are those who don't make a big deal out of it because it really doesn't matter, and those who change the way they speak, dress, and act to fit into a perceived community. Just like anyone else in any other kind of community.

Dan Savage shits on the ones who don't change themselves in order to represent the community at all times. He shits on the emotionally stable who just happen to be gay.

Ex. Someone with a punk style and tattoos but isn't a raging alcoholic or gutter punk druggy. They're both perfectly valid life styles in a free country, but one obviously has their shit together.

And yes, it is a good comparison. There's a whole community of gay drug addicts into hard core shit like like meth. Listened to a great story about that life style recently. They're people just like anyone else, but to Dan Savage they don't exist and aren't a part of the gay community, even though they are by his logic (everyone who identifies as gay is, except the ones he doesn't like. )

Ever heard of poppers? Taking a drug just to get more horny and quickly fit more things into asses? That's ignored by him too.

[Anonymous No.6896739]

>>6896726
>This is America, where you'll be shat on for being overly affectionate in public no matter what you look like.
This is completely false, unless you mean homosexual displays of affection which are rightly frowned upon.

But most disturbingly, heterosexual same-race couples get away with murder, they can literally be 69ing in the middle of a crowded restaurant and if you have an issue with that, you're a lonely prevert that should mind his own business, who even let the single in here anyway?

The arabs have the right idea, flog the female for being a whore and charge her with adultery unless at least two respected male members of the community swear that it was rape.

I'm sorry to rant, and I'm pretty much disinterested in the internal politics of your alternate lifestyle community, but it's rather strange that vulgar obscenity is tolerated, but only in specific cases.

[Anonymous No.6896742]

>>6896739
I have to agree (I think). I don't care if you're gay, straight, interracial or what; you're being obnoxious shitbags and kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.6896776]

>>6896739
It is true. Kissing in public? You'll get people looking at you. I don't know where you live but outside of bars and clubs you can't do that shit unless you want people feeling awkward. I've never seen the behavior you describe outside of clubs,and then gay people do it too. There's also a shit ton of gay clubs with blow jobs happening in the bathroom. Awkward to walk in on for sure.

I'm not gay btw. It's just hard not to be exposed to homosexuals in Chicago, like any other major city.

Your argument is really weird and extreme, but your last statement is totally correct in that even straight couples have to be careful where they express themselves.

But yeah I'm fighting a hangover. It's nice to have a platform to discuss this and get some more nuanced opinions.

[Anonymous No.6896836]

>>6896739
>heterosexual same-race couples get away with murder, they can literally be 69ing in the middle of a crowded restaurant
>literally be 69ing
>literally

[Anonymous No.6896876]

>>6893783

nigger they aren't asking the people affected to pay 10 bucks they're asking you to do it for them. you are a fucking retard. this isn't taking sexuality way too seriously it's taking bullying seriously.

[Anonymous No.6896882]

>>6892830
Gay Doritos?

[Anonymous No.6896904]

>>6894494
>how to find a pedophile, example one

[Anonymous No.6896921]

>>6896836

nah, he's fine

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/15/living/literally-definition/

[Anonymous No.6898319]

>>6892855
RIGHT?
Fuckin shit these were good

[Anonymous No.6898491]

>actually eating industrial waste

[Anonymous No.6898536]

>>6896921
We already have words that can be used to add emphasis. There's no replacement for literally. Don't encourage its death anon.

[Anonymous No.6898583]

>>6892843
white boy who misses them so much here

[Anonymous No.6898891]

>>6894207
I just saw Surge for sale at Wal Mart yesterday. $1 a can.

I bought cans, and I can freely admit that it was an alright purchase.

[Anonymous No.6898978]

>>6893267
bugger off, randy

[Anonymous No.6899008]

You know what we need?
>Doritos: Overly mentholated
You just know for a fact stoners would turn it into the best selling product they have.

[Anonymous No.6899009]

>>6892830
PATHETIC

Doritos Rainbows: Frito-Lay Releases Rainbow-Colored Chips to Support LGBT Campaign

[Anonymous No.6899015]

>>6892830
I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[Anonymous No.6899171]

>>6896007
Who woulda thunk

[Anonymous No.6899679]

>>6892870
I just want to eat black pepper doritos again. Why is that such a hard request?

[Anonymous No.6899696]

>>6892830

No and I'm not going to eat AIDS-flavored chips.

[Anonymous No.6900398]

>>6893068
tastes like my little pony