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6889876 No.6889876 [Reply] [Original]

>be me in Korean steakhouse
>have a heaping pile of sliced strips of steak
>cook it myself on the charcoal grill thats on the center of every table
>a million side dishes of pickled vegetables, 1 giant bowl of thinly sliced green onions tossed in soysauce, vinegar and wasabi
>dip the sliced steak into a small dish of oil wrap it in fresh sesame leaf with a slice of daikon radish

Not even trying to bait, aren't you americans getting tired of only being able to order your palm sized steak with potato???

>> No.6889878

well usually instead of potato I eat rice with cheese

>> No.6889883

>>6889876
The f are you on about, can order any side I want at any steakhouse, potatoes, vegetables, pasta, fried calamari, salad, , etc; just depends where you go. shit bait /thread.

>> No.6889884

>>6889878
American cheese?

>> No.6889894

>>6889883
How come I always see white people in the movies eat like a single plate of steak and mashed potatoes then.

>> No.6889895

>>6889884
yes

>> No.6889901

Not even trying to bait tho like doesnt it suck that your palm sized steak doesnt even come pre cut? Like you have to use a knife and youre mini pitchfork thing and do manual labor.

>> No.6889907

>>6889901
Just ask your mommy to cut your steak for you, Frankie.

>> No.6889909

>>6889876
>>cook it myself
I have never been at a place like that. Aren't they supposed to cook it for you?

>> No.6889914

>>6889909
Not over here. You buy as much precut strips of raw steak you want. Theres a small round charcoal grill on every table that you cook with all your friends and family. They prepare the grill and serve you all the side dishes and basket full of lettuce and sesame leaves

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>>6889914

>> No.6889926
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>>6889923

>> No.6889928

>>6889914
>>6889876
>Paying a restaurant and chef so you can cook your own food

top cu/ck/

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>>6889894
its called a fillet mignon, and the reason you see it is because its a very small portion of the cow that is tender and delicious when cooked right that is known for being very expensive, so the restaurants you see tend to be the classier and pricer of the variety.

meanwhile, if you want to know what american quantity looks like. prime rib is the best example of what you order when you want a lot of meat.

>> No.6889936

>>6889928
Paying a restaurant your whole paycheck for a single plate of non precut food.

>> No.6889938

>>6889933
Ehhh. What a dinky ass portion. With like 2 bites worth of whatever bland looking vegetable thats supposed to be. Shit is laughable to be honest.

>> No.6890064

>>6889894
Because you're a simpleton who believes everything they see in movies.

>> No.6890097

I know this is a troll thread, but it is really saddening knowing there are people this dumb

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>>6889933
am i an autist?

>> No.6890253

>>6890244
Yes.

>> No.6890265
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>Not even trying to bait

>> No.6890276

>>6889876
>there are literally thousands of these in california

1/10 for getting me to respond

>> No.6890286

>>6890276
That's like 1 state tho and they're all overpriced generic copies of our restaurants. And also its not like north dakota or one of your grass type hidden leaf states have access to them.

>> No.6890495

>>6889894
>people in the movies
kekekkekek kill yourself retard

>> No.6890504

>>6889938
Are you really so stupid that you think the picture is actual size? That's more meat than >>6889926 and better quality.

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>>6890286
Where do you want these moved, pal?

>> No.6890539 [DELETED] 

>cooking your own food
>at a restaurant
>he is bragging about this
Cuckreans are the worst

>> No.6890590

>>6890539
The worst part about cooking is the prep. The actual grilling part is enjoyable and makes dinner more interactive and fun.

>> No.6890756

>>6890539

All the food is cut and prepared for you to do with as you wish. In some places, they'll even cook it/show you how to cook it etc.

>> No.6890767

>>6889876
why do you always post pics of CL? she wears too much make-up and doesn't look too good without it

>> No.6891758

>>6890767
White women turn me off tbh. Shes perfect.

>> No.6891775

>>6889936
>making $15 on a paycheck
Jesus man no wonder you have to cook your own food you're fucking destitute.

>> No.6891795

>>6891775
I don't work and I mostly eat out.

>> No.6891797

dumb thread. I eat this on saturdays with my coworkers constantly

>>6890286
>overpriced generic copies
you don't know shit dumb bitch and yo moved the goal posts from claiming America doesn't have this at all to saying America just has "generic copies"

fact is those "generic copies" probably use higher quality ingredients and cuts of meat.

>> No.6891815

>>6889876
Newsflash; we have Korean steakhouses in america

>> No.6891821

>>6891797
Lol ok cool california has discount mock versions of korean steakhouses but that's only like 2% of america. The majority of americans are eating mini frisbee meat and potato drenched in A1 sauce. Good fight.

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>>6891815
Keyword here is korean so itll never be the same. Good fight good fight

>> No.6891838

>>6891821
>has never been to America

Considering we indiscriminately allow immigrants from all over the globe, we have thousands of restaurants of all cultures. And yes they are authentic because they are owned and operated by people from all over the globe. As a pimple faced weeb would you have the balls to tell the old Korean woman that runs the Korean restaurant in my neighborhood(east coast) that her food is not authentic. Me thinks not.

>> No.6891841

>>6891821
>discount mock version of korean steakhouses

too bad your wrong, the generic discount korean steakhouses are in SK where those types of restaurants are normal

>> No.6891843

>>6891835
Well I hope it was a one way flight

>> No.6891845

>>6890532
kek

>> No.6891848

>>6889876
You're acting like a Jap, stop that.
As an American of Korean decent, I can honestly say you are misinformed. Grew up in Busan and Seoul, and the food is by no means superior, and there is actually much less variety. The food I ate in Korea was pretty damn good, but trying to compare it to the variety you find in the USA is just absurd. I have 2 Korean steakhouses and 2 asian grocers within a couple blocks of my home, and I live in the midwest.

Maybe you should just go stand in line for 2 hours to get some mediocre omurice. Or stand in line for 4 hours to get into Lotte World for some fair food. Hell, you could stand in line for 3 hours, to ride a rail cart for 30minutes to get to the temple on top of that huge fucking hill in Seoul so you can eat some glutenous rice sticks in gochujang and wash it all down with a pocari sweat that hasn't been cold since last winter.

I am glad I moved to the US as a child.

>> No.6891849

>>6891841
No. the difference is our steakhouses are authentic

>> No.6891856

>>6891848
American detected.

>> No.6891863

>>6891856

NO SHIT ANON ADMITS TO BEING AMERICAN

>> No.6891864

>>6891863
American detected.

>> No.6891870

>>6891848
Lotteria food is basically fast food here moron and no one waits in line for that and why are you rambling on about some random minecart lol. I can tell you haven't stayed in korea long since you just pulled bullshit out of your asshole

>> No.6891895

>>6891856
>As an American of Korean decent

Yes, I am American.

>>6891870
Nah 5 years isn't long at all, but I haven't returned since 2008. And you all wait in huge lines don't even lie. Lines that no American would have the patience for. You have a shit load of people and damn near no space for them, so you all cram into the few services you have and try to make the best of a blatantly bad situation. Now, Korea does have a lot of good things going for it, but you're just being an idiot and you clearly haven't been across the US. Keep in mind that the US is literally 50 times larger than SK, we got the space, we got the diversity. When I was in SK I barely saw non-Korean anywhere. And when I did they were usually US soldiers. Itaewon had a few Europeans there for the shopping but no where near the tourism that NYC or LA bring in. Don't get me wrong, I love SK, but c'mon. You're just being stupid, and you know it. There is no one who could ever possibly think that SK has more variety than the US, thats the kinda close minded retarded thinking you'd expect from the japanese.

>> No.6891910

>>6891895
American detected.

>> No.6891911

>>6889876
Sounds good, but If gonna be cooking shit on a fire and immediately eating it's going to be outdoors on an open flame with the cooling fall weather. Shit is so cash.

Also we have pretty much everything Koreans have and more as far a culinary shit goes. The only thing impressive about Korea is the fast as shit internet and the street food down at the coastal areas.

>> No.6891930

>>6891911
The street food can be deceptive though, the rice sticks in hot sauce is just plain nasty, and sometimes they will sell you breaded bits that you think are meat but its actually just a chili pepper.

>>6891910
Yes, I am an American. I've said that twice now.

>> No.6891936

>>6891930
American detected.

>> No.6891942

>Be only white guy in a AYCE korean bbq place
>Sit down w/friend
>Skip filler except for a little jap chae noodle
>Devour piles and piles of spare ribs the most expensive meat
>Carnage is real and the charred grill is replaced
>Eventually manager korean dude comes up and gives us the bill and says you need to leave now
>Complain
>Eventually pay (no tip) and prob banned
At least I easily got my $25 worth.

>> No.6891945

>>6891895
Im not gonna lie but there is none of these 30 minute lines you speak and the side dishes come out as soon as you're seated so you can immediately dig in. Tbh I've visited my aunt in san francisco numerous times and all the restaurants there had the longest lines and wait times for food I've ever had to endure. Good fight.

>> No.6891947

>>6891849
"authentic" in the sense that those restaurants and cuisine is native to korea, but in no way does that mean the quality of food of every single korean steak house is better then Americas

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6891956

>Decide to visit South Korea
>Step off plane
>trip over discarded chunks of human jawbone
>land on hands and knees
>position of humility mistaken for communist propaganda
>shot by firing squad
0/10

>> No.6891957

>>6891942
wait why did you get kicked out? for being white?

>> No.6891958

>>6891947
Theres no such thing as a korean steakhouse in america. Its just a steakhouse trying to mock korean culture.

>> No.6891971

>>6891958
you don't even sound korean, you sound like some white boi whose travelled to korea for the first time and are trying to gloat over your superior worldliness.

>> No.6891977

>>6891945
Nah dude, nah. Last time I was in SK the students were out and there were lines for EVERYTHING. Lotte world had signs announcing that if the line was at this point it was at least a 3 hour wait, and the line was a good 50m past the sign. The airsoft shooting galleries were fun, but once again, huge fucking lines, about a hour to spend 7 minutes shooting plastic BBs. Stayed at the Westin Chosun beach resort for the second half of the trip. The beach was packed with people, in the worst way possible. The women were mostly wearing shirts over their swimsuits while a great many of the guys wore speedos. Gay as fuck. Decided to go to this movie theater next to an Aquarium, again huge lines. Great theater food, had some buttered squid and a coffee. Cant get that in the states. The movie was even in english. Then I decided to get some dinner. So i walked down the beach looking for a restaurant, but i didnt even have to look. every fucking shop had some asshole outside of it trying to get people to come in, they'd get in your way, block you, grab your arms and pull you towards to door. Not cool. Keep your fucking paws off me. In the US this would end in violence or a lawsuit. Plus Korean riot police were fucking everywhere, especially in Seoul. There were days when I could feel the teargas in the air as the students were once again rioting about nothing.

>> No.6891986

>>6891957
He essentially did the equivalent of going to an all you can eat sushi place and order dozens of the most expensive sushi and eat just the fish, leaving the rice.

>> No.6891994

>>6891977
Im didnt read whatever that was supposed to be but I can tell you know nothing about Korea. Plz tell me about how oncore salisbury steak tastes like instead.

>> No.6891998

>>6891986
More like ordering only ordering the most expensive sashimi.

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>>6891971
Idk how else to prove it but heres a screenshot of my korean cell provider idk

>> No.6892073

>>6890756
You keep bringing up the the meat is cut. Is that supposed to be a selling point? Do you not have decent knives? Pre cutting your meat prior to cooking sounds like a great way to ruin a good piece of meat tbh.

>> No.6892101

>>6892073
Nah I just use chopsticks since every things already prepared to be bite sized.

>> No.6892139

That sounds good, but still nowhere near good as American style. 20oz ribeye with just salt, pepper, and a little oil to pan sear(grilling is for people who can't cook), roasted vegetables, usually broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, and mushrooms with lots of paprika, garlic, and a little msg. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, or steak fries are good too.

>> No.6892750

>>6889876
are you seriously trying to argue that americans can't get large portions of food, and that korea is a better option for quantity?

>> No.6892799

>>6892750
this i could walk into an outback steakhouse tomorrow, pay $15, and eat steak and shrimp until my dick falls off if i wanted to

>> No.6894680

>>6892073
>Do you not have decent knives
koreans use childrens safety scissors to cut their meat