/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6887653]

ITT: Flyover haute cuisine

[Anonymous No.6887692]

>>6887653
ITT: NYC and LA cuisine if flyover did not exist.

[Anonymous No.6887825]

>>6887692
>LA

California is the largest agricultural producer in the Union.

[Anonymous No.6887831]

>>6887653
terrifying pic, OP

[Anonymous No.6887838]

>>6887825
I thought it was the largest producer of faggots?

[Anonymous No.6887844]

>>6887838
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[Anonymous No.6887847]

>>6887838
It's both. Suffering San Francisco faggotry is the penalty flyovers owe to California for producing their food.

[Anonymous No.6887849]

>>6887838
No, that's the Midwest. They just all move out here.

[Anonymous No.6887863]

>>6887849
>They just all move out here
pretty sure you're thinking of wetbacks

[Anonymous No.6887893]

>>6887653
Sure, this little number is by Chef Sean Brock

[Anonymous No.6887906]

>>6887893
>boiled onions
>packaged cold cuts
>shamrocks

It's cute when kids play pretend chef with garden weeds, but a grown man doing it is sad.

[Anonymous No.6887908]

>>6887825
You obviously don't live there, and have never been there if you think LA has any but an accidental geographic association with California.

And what do you do in an airplane after it leaves LAX heading east, or north?

Oh, yeah.

[Anonymous No.6887917]

>>6887906
>2/10, wouldn't fuck

[Anonymous No.6887946]

>>6887863
No, they take jobs in the Midwest where the locals are too fat to work.

[Anonymous No.6887958]

[Anonymous No.6887978]

>>6887908
>redefining the coasts as Midwestern so there's anything worthwhile about the Midwest

While I can't blame you for trying, that isn't how it works.

[Anonymous No.6887985]

>>6887825
The crops aren't grown anywhere near LA. Matter of fact, not much is going to be growing in the shitty expensive state of California soon enough.

[Anonymous No.6887993]

>>6887653
>implying 7 layer salad isn't fantastic

Sure, it's nothing gourmet or exotic, but who the fuck doesn't like vegetables? And, if you lay off the thick layer of dressing that landwhales put on it, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it at all. You have a problem with salads, asshole?

[Anonymous No.6888033]

>>6887993
>if you lay off the thick layer of dressing that landwhales put on it, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it

>What's wrong with Watergate salad? If you take out the pudding, whipped cream and marshmallows and use fresh pineapple instead of pineapple in syrup, it's fruit and nuts! What's wrong with fruit and nuts? Nothing, that's what.

>What's wrong with the Double Down? Take out the cheese and bacon, scrape off the breading and get rid of one of the filets and it's a perfectly reasonable portion of chicken. That's a lean and sensible meal! How can you criticize that?

>What's wrong with funnel cake, anyhow? Wheat flour isn't bad for you! Just use whole wheat instead of white flour, cut the sugar and bake the batter instead of deep-frying it, and it's a healthy choice that fits into any meal plan!

[Anonymous No.6888038]

>>6887825
too bad there's no water

[Anonymous No.6888049]

>>6888033
Hey look, it's an idiot who over-exaggerates everything!

[Anonymous No.6888056]

>>6888033

Get a LIFE fag

[Anonymous No.6888076]

>>6887978
You flyover it.

[Anonymous No.6888080]

>>6887653
>Flyover

[Anonymous No.6888096]

What is this airplane doing?

Outside of LA and NYC, it's all flyover, breaux. But you're an internet cool guy, so you knew that already.

>>6887958
This was served at the Golden Corral in Hesperia. You know where that is?

It's in flyover.

[Anonymous No.6888099]

Why are people from california so sensitive?
/ck/ can shit on food from anywhere else in the world, but as soon as you say a single thing about LA, suddenly they get so fucking triggered
>FLYOVERS FLYOVERS
>MUH ETHNIC CUISINE
>YOU WISH YOU LIVED HERE
Its like goddamn. Chill. I just don't like avacado that much, guy.

[Anonymous No.6888105]

>>6887692
I live in NYC and at least 90% of what I eat is grown in NY, NJ, or PA

Helps that I don't really eat shit that contains HFCS like you guys, just actual recognizable seasonal vegetables, dairy, meat and eggs from small independent farmers. This may come as a shock but there are people in America (yes, people who live on the coasts are in fact Americans even those terrifying ethnic people you blame for all your problems), who don't have a "favorite brand of food" that they personally identify with, like some kind of sports team.

I'm sorry that "healthy food" sounds to you like a kind of punishment inflicted upon you by your doctor because you have never had a vegetable that wasn't genetically engineered to look geometrically perfect for weeks in the very small produce aisle in your local Piggly Wiggly, where it will remain untouched because an invisible force field of fear prevents flyovers from approaching vegetables of any sort unless they were deep fried, stored in a freezer bag, and then microwaved to perfection at the local Applebees.

I'm sorry that flyoverland can't conceive of life without the generously processed "all-natural" meat and HFCS slurry grown by Cargill or one of its subsidiaries in giant nightmarish bioreactors somewhere in that vast empty space that I occasionally look down on when I'm flying between New York and San Francisco.

Or as you people call it, "normal food".

[Anonymous No.6888107]

>>6888099
Because people in LA think the world revolves around them. They are brainwashed to be shallow, hopeless people who only want to be praised and told how wonderful they are, even when they are piles of shit. Also, the majority of the population are idiots.
(And I'm speaking as a Californian myself, but thank god I don't live in LA anymore, that place is a nightmare).

[Anonymous No.6888109]

>>6888105
Looks like someone got triggered. All that butthurt in one post!

[Anonymous No.6888120]

>>6888105
>NJ and PA
>not flyover.

What does an airplane do after it takes off from JFK or LGA?

Does it......

/Flyover/ them?

[Anonymous No.6888133]

>>6888105
I know. Look at all this nuclear waste we grow. Fucking war crime.

Shame about Manhattan being two tunnels, a few bridges and 8 days from total civilizational breakdown due to starvation.

But I'm sure your self-righteous indignation will sustain you. If the cops don't eat you first.

[Anonymous No.6888144]

>>6888105
Fucking shit dude, what ever happened to the UNITED states? I think you care a little too much about this stuff, calm down. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.6888146]

>>6888120
You can use that shitty logic on any state or country. Population distribution disagrees with your retarded ass anyway.

[Anonymous No.6888155]

>>6888133
>glasses
Looks like a bunch of elitist college libruls to me. They should be forced to read the pledge of allegiance and then deported to Kenya along with the Muslim Not My President's wife, Michelle Obama, who wants to force our children to eat kale and become homosexuals. Who are they to force their lies down my throat? I've been eating McDonalds all my life and I feel fine!

[Anonymous No.6888161]

>>6888144
>what ever happened to the UNITED states?
Ask the flyovers, they're the ones who decided you're not a real American unless you're illiterate, wider than you are tall, and get angry at the mere mention of arugula.

[Anonymous No.6888163]

>>6888133
The vegetables aren't the crime, it's drowning them in cheese and mayonnaise that's the crime. It makes me sad to look at those green beans and realize some fucking inbred shit is going to boil them until they turn brown.

[Anonymous No.6888197]

i live in flyover country so its amazing watching americans bitch eachother out like this

[Anonymous No.6888210]

Coasties: weaker than Midwestern children

>being afraid of guns
>being afraid to eat wild game
>relying on magic stores where food just seems to appear

[Anonymous No.6888219]

>>6888161
your state has a lower average iq than south dakota. the state that pays teachers less money than any other state, is about 10% native, has the worst reservations and along with that the poorest counties in the country.

but surely we're the illiterate hicks :^)

[Anonymous No.6888224]

>>6888219
>what are niggers?

[Anonymous No.6888263]

>>6888210
>retard showing he's never been to the northern coasts

[Anonymous No.6888279]

>>6888099

california is a joke

back when arizona refused to let them have power from a nuclear plant, people in cali wanted to to boycott arizona iced tea as retribution

[Anonymous No.6888296]

>>6888279
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.6888305]

>>6888279
>>6888296
samefag

[Anonymous No.6888315]

>>6888305

[Anonymous No.6888712]

>>6888146
You don't even live in the US,

ITT: Foreign trolls who think "flyover" means Kansas. You aren't even close to the true elitism of NYC shitheads. Your fakery is tweener at best.

>>6888161
Mexican troll

>>6888163
Slavshit troll

>>6888197
slider

Come on kids. Talk about how you are not dependent for your survival on the USA agriculture. Without flyover a billion people are dead in eight days.

Suck on that.

[Anonymous No.6888743]

>>6888712
to be fair, the vast majority of the food we grow is for animal feed. most fields around here are either soybeans or corn. 100% of US grown soybeans are for animal feed while 35-40% of corn is

[Anonymous No.6888766]

>>6888105
>being this posterior pillaged
spoiler alert: people who live in rural areas eat more homegrown food than people who live in urban areas.

[Anonymous No.6888815]

>>6888766
Wal Mart feeds rural fatties.

[Anonymous No.6890008]

>>6888743
Bump for truth
Also what flyovers call "meat" doesn't even taste like meat. It's shaped and colored like meat but the texture is like Styrofoam and the flavor is nonexistent. These are animals bred to grow as fast as possible with the help of veterinary drugs. The meat version of a geometrically perfect January tomato from HEB or wherever it is that you people shop.

[Anonymous No.6890781]

>>6888080
Yeah that's probably just coach. What about first class?

[Anonymous No.6890829]

>>6890008
This is true of almost all of the meat in the US. It's flavorless CAFO beef, pork and chicken, but it's cheap as hell, so we eat a lot of it. We cover up the lack of flavor with salt, sugar and "natural and artificial flavors".

[Anonymous No.6890962]

>>6887993
>but who the fuck doesn't like vegetables?

[Anonymous No.6891933]

>>6887825
yeah with water imported from flyover land

[Anonymous No.6892825]

>>6888096
>chicago
>flyover
pick one bruh we got the best steaks in the world

[Anonymous No.6892851]

>>6890781
theres no way that shits complimentary.

[Anonymous No.6893015]

>>6891933
>>6888038
There is no drought.

LA on the other hand has no fucking business existing.

All in all California is still the largest agricultural producer in the states. Even if there is "no water"

[Anonymous No.6893021]

>>6890781
>Emirates
>American domestic

[Anonymous No.6893031]

>>6888107
Thank god you left.