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cooking hack thread?

>> No.6886973
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cooking hacks you say?

>> No.6887029

>>6886973

nicely played, anon

/thread

>> No.6887035

>>6886973
>michelin star chef

>hack

sure thing, m8.

>> No.6887052

>>6887035
Let's be fair, Ronald Mcdonald won Michelin stars in fucking europe.

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6887068

Do this in front of the police

>> No.6887125

>>6887035

Yeah being able to change a tire really is important for a chef.

>> No.6888780

>>6887068
You need a syrup syringe you dimwit.

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ya'll niggas

>> No.6889915

>>6889913
Stop.

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>>6889915
The rape train never stops :^)

>> No.6889930

>>6889913
That pic always triggers me. I mean god damn, if you were grating whole nutmeg, mincing cloves of garlic, using sprigs of fresh basil, and grinding up dried chilis with your own god damn mortar and pestle I could fucking understand... but for fucks sake that spice package is barely different from a collection of pre-packaged spice jars.

>> No.6889935

>>6889913
Is it possible to be more Reddit than this? It even has a Redditcore game being played on a PC.

>> No.6889942

>>6889935
and the chili? calm down there pal, get more triggered :^)

>> No.6889995

>>6889942
>l-le triggered
The "chili" has beans in it, so it's nothing more than dog food to anyone with taste

>> No.6890005

>>6889917
Do people really need instructions on how to cook tacos?
They're like one of the easiest things to make and not fuck up

>> No.6890010

>>6889995
>not putting beans in chili
100% human scum

>> No.6890013

>>6889913
edgy ass stick figure

he's gonna show us who's boss of newgrounds

>> No.6890014

>>6890013
why ignore the elegant cuisine though? you almost sound biased :)

>> No.6890019

>>6890005

If you've never cooked before it's all Greek

>inb4 calling such people retards

It's very likely that they've been raised with parents who've never cooked, themselves possibly raised as such as well. The cooking memes have been lost, they have no idea how to prepare anything that isn't premade

>inb4 well then learn it yourself

As in, exactly what the image macro intends to teach?

>> No.6890046

>>6890013
>boss of newgrounds

Kek, that's a good one

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>>6889913
Don't do that.

>> No.6890087

>>6890054
Go kill yourself, while we're handing out demands.

>> No.6890151

>>6889913
If you're making this chili @2am why would you play music?

>> No.6890154

>>6889924
Any one have suggestions on what you could replace the oats with?
Like something not as carby?

>> No.6890156

>>6890154
Your mom

>> No.6890162

>>6890156
But his mom is chock full of my carbs if you know what I mean

>> No.6890168

>>6886963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg

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>>6890168

>> No.6890201

>>6889913
Saved to hard drive ;)

>>6889917
Looks delish, Fuego salsa is for weaklings, though

>> No.6890212

>>6890168
lol this video had to be made

>> No.6890221

>>6890154
Oats are like the most well balanced grain, nutritionally. As long as they are steel cut you don't have to worry about "carbs". It's just filler there. If you don't want them, leave them out.

>> No.6890235

>>6890168
I lel'd

>> No.6890272

I got a recipe for a great, classy meat pie, no pic though :(
Murricans and other non-metric users will have to convert their measurements to gibberish...

Ingredients:
500 grams beef mince
2-3 chopped shallots (or 1 regular-sized onion)
A clove of garlic
1 tablespoon thyme
8-10 chopped olives (stoned. Olives with the red pepper filling or almonds are also good)
1 decilitre (100 ml) red wine (the other 600 ml go well with the dish :D )
150 ml sour cream
salt and pepper
1 package puff pastry or pie pastry
one egg for brushing

>Heat oven to 180 C (Convection) / 200 C (Standard)
>Cover a pie dish in butter or spray to prevent sticking
>Roll out a plate of pastry to cover the bottom of the pie dish.
Pro tip: In order to keep the bottom pastry from puffing up, either make a few holes in the dough with a fork or weigh it down using a cookie sheet and uncooked rice or unpopped popcorn kernels
>Have the bottom bake in the oven for 15 minutes at the afrementioned temperature
>Heat up a pot with some butter
>Put in the onions, fry till slightly golden
>Add meat cook till brown
>Add olives, garlic, thyme, salt and pepper and mix well.
>Add wine and sour cream, stir well
>When the pie bottom is done, take it out of the oven, Add the filling and make the lid of the pie. For that golden sheen, brush with whipped egg
Pro tip: Use leftover dough creatively, make a pattern or picture on the lid like any pie pro. The dough will only get golden where you brush with egg, this can be used to great artistic effect
>Throw in oven at same temp for another 30 minutes

A good side dish is a simple tomato mozzarella "salad":

You need:
3-4 tomatoes
1-2 balls of mozzarella cheese (or a block of feta)
Fresh basil leaves
olive oil
salt
pepper from the grinder

>slice tomatoes and cheese in even pieces
>Layout tomato and cheese in a (semi)deep dish
>drizzle over with olive oil
>sprinkle with a dash of fine salt, grind some pepper over
>Optional: a few drops of lemon juice

Pussy guaranteed!

>> No.6890391

>>6890272
Yuropeon caliphate units take the human element out of the art of measuring things.

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>>6889913

>> No.6890454

>>6889995

Wait, the beans are what you think is bad?
How about the meat?
The tomatoes?
The corn?
The peppers?
The spices?
Actual chilli doesn't have ingredients.

>> No.6890584

>>6889995
Nice meme.

>> No.6890597

>>6890168
He's got some good vids on his channel, surprisingly.

>> No.6890744

>>6890168
>no jumpcuts
>no loud meme yelling
>no lolrandom shit
>makes fun of popular YouTube channels and calls them out for their shit

Holy fuck. Neat.

>> No.6890824

>>6890168
i like this guy

>> No.6892317

>>6890168
this fucking killed me. God damn.

>> No.6892320

>>6887035

He loses a lot of cooking challenges against ordinary folk on the F Word

>> No.6892323

>>6889913
I cant tell whats in the pot red liquids

>> No.6892326

>>6889935
this is /ck/ not /tv/

>> No.6892333

>>6890168
does anyone here remember maddox? I didn't expect to ever see this guy again. he still got it.

>> No.6892335

>>6890019
>It's very likely that they've been raised with parents who've never cooked

In which case they shouldn't even be attempting to actually cook something because they're at best 10 years old.

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>>6890168
>know why I don't eat apples like that? Because I'm not a fucking horse
I forgot how based maddox is.

>> No.6892379

>>6892335
there are places in america where it is really probable that your parents only ever shopped at the dollar store for family groceries

honestly it can be fun to walk into a shithole and try to figure what half decent things you scrape together

>> No.6892427

>>6889913
>staggered left and right
>makes no sense
>made by a faggot.

>> No.6892458

>>6892427
it's almost like you're crying about it

>> No.6892471

>>6892320
>implying shit like that isn't staged

Just look at the show where random chefs take on Bobby Flay. They gotta have them lose sometime.

>> No.6892563

>>6890168
I'm binge watching his videos right now

>subscribed

>> No.6892602

>>6890168
I agree with most of it, but he doesn't really have a point against eating a banana from the bottom.
He essentially says "Doing it this way is stupid because I've always done it this other way"
Then he implies that peeling from the top is more convenient, when in reality the bottom is much much easier

>> No.6892606

>>6887068
I thought it was funny

>> No.6892620

>>6892602
Spotted the chimpanzee

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>>6892620

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>>6892647

>> No.6892725 [DELETED] 

>>6892326

I hadn't noticed, but "reddit" and "cuck" are never really used on this board. Are there other boards like this? Out, trv, x, and an come to mind. Some of the best boards tbh fam

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>> No.6892835

>>6892831
>take a bite
>into the trash it goes
nice foodwasting

>> No.6892852

>>6892835

Not if you don't hate McDonalds. It could be improved in about 1000 ways though. Pretty fucking disgusting, even if it tastes okay.

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>>6892852
>take mcnuggies
>take fries
>take a bigass bowl of cheese sauce and dip that shit into it
Oh, no, that's so old style, it would be a nice idea to mix these things toghether

>> No.6892863

>>6892859

I would make some kind of mayo or honey mustard based sauce but there is really no wrong way to eat that awful thing. Morally wrong, maybe, but not theoretically wrong.

>> No.6892879

>>6890212
>>6890235
>>6890597
>>6890744
>>6890824
>>6892317
>>6892563

holy SHIT look at all these newfags. i never fucking thought i'd see the day when people on fucking 4chan didn't know about maddox.

>> No.6892903

>>6892879

ur old grampa

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>>6892831
>rock out

>> No.6892911

>>6892879
Who the fuck said I didn't? I'm >>6890597

Used to browse his site back in the early 2000s. I just found out thanks to this thread that he has a Youtube channel now, after not thinking about him for years.

Calm down, anon.

>> No.6892919

>>6890168
I love Maddox, I would marry him so we could be bitter together.

>> No.6892992

>>6887052

>>in europe
>>Spain, Sweden and Ukraine are the same
>>Califorina, Hawaii and Ohio are the same

seriously, where? when? how?

>> No.6893016

>>6889924
>, instead of .

>> No.6893032

>>6892725
>tbh fam

You started by congratulating /ck/ on not being trash, so why bring that shit here? Are you retarded or just spiteful?

>> No.6893198

>>6892834
>Looks like a turd
>Sounds delicious

>> No.6893208

>>6892725
>tbh famposting on /ck/
end yourself

>> No.6893210

>>6892831
this looks disgusting

>> No.6893226

>>6893208
shm tbh fam