Guilty Pleasures

[Anonymous No.6876203]

I'll start.

>chef boyardee

[Anonymous No.6876208]

/ck/

[Anonymous No.6876211]

>>6876203
Canned soup is basically all I eat. I try to justify it by saying I don't have a lot of free time but honestly I just really dig this soup. God damn this shit is electro sex

[Anonymous No.6876219]

>>6876211
andy, please.

[Anonymous No.6876220]

Ranch dressing mixed with water.

[Anonymous No.6876221]

KFC

i'm not even black

[Anonymous No.6876235]

>>6876203
chocolate cake.

[Anonymous No.6876247]

>>6876203
Party pizza, white castles, and tobasco cheez its.

[OP No.6876249]

>>6876211
Shit man, I've been really into those campbell soup to go cups since I was a kid. You know the ones that you drink?

[Anonymous No.6876250]

I tell everybody I know I'm on Atkins, and restrict my diet accordingly while in public, but secretly at home eat so much bread and sugar that it isn't funny.

[Anonymous No.6876252]

>>6876250
are you female? just curious, not being a dick

[Anonymous No.6876255]

>>6876252
No.

[Anonymous No.6876256]

>>6876250
wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.6876276]

>>6876255
was curious because women lie about this type of shit constantly I've noticed and I don't know if it's some weird personality disorder that is prevalent in all the women I know or what

[Anonymous No.6876279]

>>6876221
I live in Denver and I don't think there's an actual KFC anywhere. It kills me.

All I can find are those godawful KFC/AW or KFC/Taco Bell combos. They never have enough chicken and it's always really poor quality (for KFC).

[Anonymous No.6876282]

i put this on plenty of non-salad items: pizza, baked potatoes, tortilla chips, fried chicken.

[Anonymous No.6876287]

>>6876282
>not Marzetti

come on dude

[Anonymous No.6876293]

>>6876287
>not even in a squeeze bottle

fucking plebs get out

[Anonymous No.6876294]

>>6876203
my gfs sweaty pink pussy

[Anonymous No.6876300]

>>6876287
>>6876282

>not bacon ranch

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.6876303]

Ranch is disgusting, you're all subhumans,

[Anonymous No.6876313]

[Anonymous No.6876315]

>>6876276
>not being a dick

[Anonymous No.6876318]

>>6876294

[Anonymous No.6876323]

>>6876203
Buying five to six bunches of radishes and eating them all within a week.

I can't help it; even when they're out of season and nowhere near as flavorful.

[Anonymous No.6876329]

>>6876250
you realize that isn't meat in that ravioli/beefaroni

i don't know what it is but it isn't meat

How could you even eat something called beefaroni anyways. How does that not bother you. Have you ever bitten a ravioli in half and look at that filling? the filling is a gray color. It looks like it's made of recycled newsprint.

I feel the same way about cheez wiz. srsly what is that shit? it tastes likes axle grease dyed orange. parents give this to their kids for lunch. Just damn. You really don't give a fuck about your child do you? pumping them full of chemicals and 'imitation' meat while they are still growing. putting petroleum products on their sandwiches, that is so negligent i dont even know where to begin

[Anonymous No.6876333]

>>6876329
Yeah, I know the meat is gross. I avoid the meatballs now and shit too. I don't eat beefaroni or ravioli anymore though, only spaghetti and meatballs now. It's mostly bc I'm lazy, but chef boyardee always seems to hit the spot.

[Anonymous No.6876338]

I microwave two hot dogs, fold a slice of bread around them and cover them in ketchup.

[Anonymous No.6876372]

[Anonymous No.6876398]

>>6876372
My fucking man.

[Anonymous No.6876400]

>>6876372
Leberwurst ist fürchtbar, anon

[Anonymous No.6876402]

>>6876203
McDonald's Hotcakes. With bacon and soft serve on the side.

[Anonymous No.6876407]

>>6876372
ich habe braunschweiger auch gern aber in Amerika ist es total schlimm jaja

[Anonymous No.6876410]

>>6876402
Brian Posehn. But I don't recognise the particular clip that's from?

[Anonymous No.6876842]

I put salt and pepper on just about everything savory.

[Anonymous No.6876856]

>buy 16 oz jar of fancy blue cheese dressing from the herbs/mushroom part of the produce section
>forget carrots
>buy carrots a week later
>2/3rds of the dressing is gone because i've been eating globs of it with my fingers everytime I open the fridge

[Anonymous No.6876865]

Kid's cereal.

I limit myself to a one-cup serving and have it with almond milk, because cutfag. It's so good, /ck/. I started out switching to it from cookies/pie/other desserts, as it's at least lower calorie and slightly healthy with all them added vitamins, even if shit macros. I can't stop eating kid cereal for dessert. A small bowl with almond milk is under 200 calories and it's delicious and sweet and carb-filled and perfect.

I fucking love captain crunch, reeses puffs, and frosted shredded wheat.

[Anonymous No.6876871]

white bread with some good butter on it.

[Anonymous No.6877001]

>>6876211
>salt
>salt everywhere

[Anonymous No.6877003]

foie gras

[Anonymous No.6877007]

>>6876203

Its like crack cocaine

[Anonymous No.6877012]

Those huge burritos they sell at walmart for 99c
No idea what's in them, don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.6877532]

>>6876372

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.6877565]

>>6877532
Kek. Shut yer butt

[Anonymous No.6877571]

>>6877007
cheese flavor is better

[Anonymous No.6877825]

>>6876203
I try to eat relatively healthy, that includes drinking lots of water and uncarbonated drinks. But Mountain Dew is my sin.

[Anonymous No.6877829]

Dairy

gives me acne so only a glass of milk and a bowl of yoghurt a month or so

[Anonymous No.6877845]

Basically anything that feeds my ego with little effort. Like feeding people crepes (which they think are difficult to make) topped with sour creme (which I tell them is creme fraiche, because they don't know what it is but they've heard of it and think it's fancy).

>ooo's and ahhh's when I pan flip a crepe
Oh man.

Sometimes I leave the heat on so I get sweaty when I cook and people think I was working hard.

[Anonymous No.6877856]

saltines, graham crackers, and toaster waffles

all plain

boxes at a time

[Anonymous No.6877903]

I fucking love this stuff

[Anonymous No.6877971]

Cheese puffs and Cheetos. No matter how strict I am about my diet, I will fucking cave if I get near them. They're hardly even real food but I just don't care because they're so fucking good.

[Anonymous No.6878094]

Fight me

[Anonymous No.6878109]

>>6878094
had them ounce and thought it was the most nasty shit ever. almost made me throw up too

[Anonymous No.6878187]

>>6876282
>>6876287
you're both better off making your own with equal parts mayo and buttermilk and adding ranch mix from the packet.

[Anonymous No.6878920]

>>6876294
>my bfs sweaty pink "pussy'

[Anonymous No.6879003]

[Anonymous No.6879014]

Pan fry a slice, its lovely.

[Anonymous No.6879039]

>>6876865
I buy those single serving cups of yogurt for breakfast because if I eat cereal I'll finish a box in a couple days, even the more filling stuff like Kashi or grape nuts.

[Anonymous No.6879453]

>>6879014

There's nothing better than musubi.

[Anonymous No.6879468]

>>6879453
Bruh I have the same musubi maker.
I can never get the teriyaki glaze right tho. Do you have a good recipe?

[Anonymous No.6879472]

>>6879014
foie gras is just an inferior version of spam

[Anonymous No.6879474]

>>6876220
Flyover, plz go

[Anonymous No.6879482]

>>6876313
My niggaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.6879490]

>>6879468

The pic is from google, but is pretty much exactly what I've had since I was taking them to school every day 20 plus years ago.

After moving away I've never been able to recreate the ones I'd buy at 7/11 or Foodland, but my teriyaki is basically equal parts sugar and soy sauce, with a little ginger. Keep it on low heat while frying the spam, and when you're ready to assemble, just dip the spam in the teriyaki right before throwing it into the musubi press.

It's pretty old school, and isn't exactly right, but that's how I was taught.

>tfw haole as fuck and nobody every taught you the real ono ways

[Anonymous No.6879509]

>>6879490
>tfw no auntie to teach me the local kine recipes
I miss Hawaii

[Anonymous No.6879512]

>>6879509
>hawaii sucks

[Anonymous No.6879513]

>>6879512
You like scrap?

[Anonymous No.6879535]

>>6879513

>tfw lost all my pidgen by high school and couldn't get away with smoking cigarettes on campus solely because of that fact.

[Anonymous No.6879539]

>>6879535
I could never surf so there's that.

[Anonymous No.6879544]

>>6879539

Fucking same here, anon. Are you me?

[Anonymous No.6879548]

>>6879544
And who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me.

[Anonymous No.6879550]

>>6878109
Lol you a faggot then bruh.

[Anonymous No.6879590]

>>6879548

Did we make out in the rotc shed, only for you to show up pregnant a couple weeks later, apparently due to hooking up with the quarterback who actually brought his own poi to school every day?

[Anonymous No.6879680]

mediocre TV dinners

[Anonymous No.6879681]

>>6876203
frozen perogies and frozen raviolis I could eat both of them for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.6879857]

>>6877971
Are you my dog? Cheese balls are his favorite snack and he will literally leap like 7 feet to try to catch one when I say YOU WANT A CHEEZY BALL YOU WANT A CHEEZY BALL and throw it and will have drool going all over the place because he is so excited and likes them so much.

[Anonymous No.6879860]

>>6879681

I've been hand making raviolis from scratch lately and I'm not sure I'm not going to live off of them.

[Anonymous No.6879896]

>>6876203
This...always this...

[Anonymous No.6879900]

>>6879896
Also this when krinrs diner has it.

[Anonymous No.6879905]

I'm not a robot, but I am addicted to these as much as I hate to admit.

[Anonymous No.6879906]

>>6879896
>>6879900
>>6879900
What is this stuff? Mixture of sweet and savory?

[Anonymous No.6879909]

>>6876865
Right there with you. I'm partial to Reese's puffs, Berry berry kix, and raisin bran.

[Anonymous No.6879918]

>>6879003
Tom's bugles and their Chicago style popcorn, bomb as faurk.

[Anonymous No.6879925]

>>6876250
I'm doing the opposite, hiding from everyone how I'm on a long term keto. When I first started it everyone were pretty surprised/envious how I cut a good part of my bf% in a very short time.

[Anonymous No.6879926]

>>6876865
>blueberry mini-wheats
ach, mein achilles' heel

[Anonymous No.6879929]

Cinnamon rolls. Literally crack

[Anonymous No.6879936]

>>6879906
Yes the first is a breakfast sandwich with fresh made maple bars with bacon,two eggs and suasage,with cheese. The second is breakfast suasage inserted into Twinkies cut length wise with powdered sugar and fresh strawberries.

[Anonymous No.6879959]

>>6876276
Men do it too. Fat middle aged ones and young skinny fats. They mostly lie about it to women tho.

[Anonymous No.6879996]

>>6877571
C'mon, the cheese flavor is boring without the kick.

[Anonymous No.6879997]

>>6879926
It's funny because the roles are reversed.

[Anonymous No.6879999]

>>6879896
Uh, what is that topping? Is it a gravy or peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.6880007]

>>6879999
Neither.
The "bread" is a maple bar. I wouldn't be surprised if you've never heard of maple bars because they seem to be a specifically NorCal/Northwest/Cascadia thing and aren't really known outside of that area.

Maple bars are doughnut-like deep-fried yeasted dough sweets that are dipped into a maple-syrup-flavoured glaze on the top side. The current fad is maple bars with bacon bits on top, so I guess maple bar breakfast sandwiches are the next evolution.

[Anonymous No.6880018]

>>6880007
I wouldn't mind trying one of those tbh. Looks like the breakfast version of a luther burger. Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.6880032]

>>6880018
>breakfast luther
Yeah, that's what I got, too. Things like it have existed for a while now, though. Isn't a McGriddle basically egg, sausage and cheese sandwiched between two maple-flavoured doughnuts being passed off as pancakes? I've never had one, but that's my impression of it.

[Anonymous No.6880047]

>>6880032
yeah, but i've never seen one done at a private shop. Most of the premade mcgriddles and dunking waffle sandwiches are simplified things. Its the private shops that dont hold back on making it a giant calorie rich artery hardening smash.

[Anonymous No.6880066]

http://strawpoll.me/5483637

[Anonymous No.6880073]

Edward's and Marie Collander's frozen pies.....


Unfortunately the full-size pies weren't on sale for 4.97 last time I went to the store so I had to settle for a 2.98 Peppridge Farm coconut cake....which is good but I like pie

[Anonymous No.6880076]

>>6880047
True, true.
When I was at university in the US, before I knew what a McGriddle was, I used to buy frozen toaster waffles.

I'd pop two in the toaster, nuke a patty of pre-cooked breakfast sausage and fry up an egg then compose my sandwich with some cheese and eat it.

A friend at the time called it a "bootleg McGriddle" then explained what a McGriddle is.

[Anonymous No.6880092]

>>6880073
>marie callander's pot pies
Oh dear, these.
I was trying to think of something that might be a guilty pleasure for me and you've said it for me.
That's about it for me unless you consider 100% pork hotdogs made by a local butcher/smokehouse to be a guilty pleasure. To me, those are just a pleasure. A delicious, delicious pleasure.

[Anonymous No.6880093]

>>6880032
well i've had mcgriddles and the buns don't taste like doughnuts, they taste like pancakes

[Anonymous No.6880096]

>>6876279
Go to Popeye's, ffs.

[Anonymous No.6880098]

>>6880092
Oh, I meant the dessert pies. In the case of MC, that would just be the coconut cream pie. I haven't actually had the pot pies. Glad I could help you out though!

[Anonymous No.6880102]

>>6880093
Is the texture like a pancake? I assumed they were doughnut-like in that respect.

[Anonymous No.6880109]

>>6880102
For the most part yes, it's a little stiffer on the outside for grip I guess. It'd probably be too hot and fall apart if it were exactly like a pancake. But I wouldn't compare it to a doughnut.

[Anonymous No.6880110]

>>6880098
Have never had a MC fruit pie. Perhaps I'll give it a go. I highly recommend the pot pies, though. I've tried quite a number of them now and none have surpassed the original chicken pot pie for me yet.

Also, chinchillas are now food. Captcha asked me to pick two photos of food. Of the nine pics, there were seven pictures of landscapes, one of a sandwich and one of a chinchilla. So here we are.

[Anonymous No.6880112]

>>6880109
So a pancake-flavoured English muffin, then, maybe?

[Anonymous No.6880118]

>>6880112
Sure, that sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.6880416]

>>6876203
>drinking hot sauce straight out of the bottle like a teet

[Anonymous No.6880426]

>>6877845

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[Anonymous No.6881957]

>>6876400

Iss uff Jung, damit de groß un stark wirst!

[Anonymous No.6881967]

>>6878094

Unlike canned fruit, canned sausages are absolutely fucking disgusting anon, they just taste like spongy water...