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Foods that make you explode hot liquid shit from your colon sending it flying across the room.

>> No.6859528
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The alfredo one, always.

>> No.6859538

>>6859528
>ordering pasta from pizza hut

You're just asking for napalm shits

>> No.6859546

>>6859524
Anything with MSG or gluten tbh.
I have to be really careful.

>> No.6859554

>>6859528
>les pâtes tuscani

am I missing something here or does some idiot at pizza hut actually believe Tuscany is in France?

>> No.6859556

>>6859554
You've seen one eurotrash,you've seen them all.

>> No.6859559

>>6859538
Yeah I know, they were free when I used to deliver for pizza hut. They taste not bad for pizza chain pasta though.

>> No.6859562

>>6859554
You are missing something......

>> No.6859567

>>6859554
It's a random image from Google, probably from a pizza Hut in Canada or France because the boxes in America didn't say that.

>> No.6860074

>>6859524
don't you mean cologne?

>> No.6860093

>>6859524

Papa John's pizza

>> No.6860115

>>6859524
White castle

>> No.6860129

>>6859524
Cooked cabbage.

Last time I had it, I literally not only was throwing it out my rear end, but I started throwing it out of my mouth.

There is a term for it, but it is basically a intestine inversion where you actually start shitting out of your mouth. Brown coming out both ends. Supposedly it was pretty medically dangerous. I survived it tho.

>> No.6860142

Posting on the shitter right now after some fried fish
Worth it

>> No.6860150

>le taco bell diahrhea meme lel!

If you get diarrhea every time you eat fast food you do not have a normally functioning digestive system. I have gotten diarrhea from taco bell a total of one time, and it may not have even been the taco bell.

I guarantee you've eaten food worse for you at some shitty pot luck.

>> No.6860153

I'll never understand this "american fast food gives you the shits" meme

t. not american

>> No.6860154

>>6859546
Faggot.

>> No.6860159

>>6860153
>>6860150
/ck/ is chock full of little girls and queers.

>> No.6860161

>>6860153
Greasy food pushes gall bladder into heightened activity, additional bile causes shits in many people

>> No.6860165

I ate too much pate yesterday and ended up sharting later on. Gave me diarrhea too

>> No.6860174

>>6860153
I don't think it really affects many people like that. The weak ones just tend to be very vocal about it, I guess.

Of course, If you live off of Totinos and tendies, a bean burrito will probably fuck your shit up.

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Never in my life has a single food expelled so much bodily fluid out of me.

>> No.6860228

>>6860159
The /pol/ invasion will drive them out

4chan is no place for shitskins and faggots

>> No.6860280

Basically anything I eat the morning after drinking.

>> No.6860287

>>6859524

pizza from Papa John's
everytime

>> No.6860289

>>6860153
I once ate three crunch wrap supremes with no cheese followed by 450ml of of vodka. It was the weirdest poop of my life

>> No.6860291

>>6859546
I bet if I cooked both in something without you knowing you'd have a perfectly normal bowel movement faggot.

>> No.6860296

>>6860129
How'd it taste anon

>> No.6860309

>>6860280
Have you not figured out that it's the booze making you piss shit, not the food?

>> No.6860486
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>acting surprised at all that the cause of it was shitty ass

>fast food
>fast food
>fast food
>fast food

Surely you jest.

>> No.6860700

>>6860153
I'm amerilard and I've never once gotten diarrhea from any fast food. beer gives me horrific shit my pants farts and diarrhea the next day though

>> No.6861371

>>6860228
False flag

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It doesn't like, destroy my bowels or anything, but DAMN does it turn my shit blue/green like nothing else.

>> No.6861667

>>6859524
I actually really love shitting hot burning shits.
I have a really high tolerance for hot stuff and so ghost peppers are the hottest thing I can find around here that does anything for me. Even that isn't doing the trick nowadays.

>> No.6863419

>>6859524
spaghetti bolonez
it is a commonly seen dish in my country'-yurofag
Mouthgasm since i was a kid.

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>>6863419

>> No.6864682
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If I eat a whole bag of these in one sitting it turns my shit red and burns out my asshole.

>> No.6864732

Arby's. Always. I don't even order the roast beef or anything, I just get a chicken sandwich and fries, yet I get the hot liquid shits so bad.

>> No.6864861

Anything leafy and green after weeks of eating crappy. It's like my body knows better stuff is on the way, so it tries to dump everything as violently as possible.

>> No.6864967

Not food but tequila always makes me have diarrhea.

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>>6859524
Every time

>> No.6864985

>>6860210
Shit I thought I just had a stomach virus that time... It was just liquid like I was a fucking faucet someone hit with a sledgehammer

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My stomach doesnt digest the cherry topping stuff we put on our dessert pizzas at work. Next day I have red little orbs in my poop.

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>>6861393
I guess you could call it, poo berry.

>> No.6864996

>>6861667
Flyover detected

>> No.6865006

I once had a steak sandwich from IHOP and had 9 BMs that night. I was on the floor in absolute agony with shit running down my ass.

>> No.6865036

Never had horrific shits from fast food, but at a cousin's wedding once they had a ton of Indian food, it tasted pretty good but the next day I came damn close to shitting myself on the ride home, that was bar none the worst diarrhea I've had in my life.

>> No.6865042

>>6864992
Lol, poop

>> No.6865068

>>6864682
That burn tho

>> No.6865096

>>6865036
>fell for the Indian food meme

>> No.6865123

>>6864682
You sound like an effeminate coward not worthy of chesters fries