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>be careful, the plate is hot

>> No.6858182

>>6858171
>for you

>> No.6858183

>>6858171
Y-you too.

>> No.6858184

>>6858171
>instinctively touch plate immediately after
>burn hand
>"I told you it was hot"
goddammit if you hadn't said anything I probably wouldn't have touched it.

>> No.6858185

Not as hot as you

>> No.6858190
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6858190

>>6858171
>be careful, this thread is stale

>> No.6858194

>>6858171
Thank you for the warning!

>> No.6858225

>>6858171
Thanks. *eats wilted salad*

>> No.6858234

She cares about me. Is it love?

>> No.6858245

Well maybe it wouldn't fucking be hot if you hadn't just nuked it, bitch.

>> No.6858417

>>6858171
if the plate was really hot she can't touch the it without a napkin...

>> No.6858427
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6858427

>>6858417
>explains the joke

>> No.6858433

mmmmmm dat ass doe, u fart wit dat butt babby?

>> No.6858442

>>6858234
y-yes tbh

now you need to find out her address so you can see her again

>> No.6858457

>>6858442
Good idea. I'll start by spying out her surname so I can try finding her on Facebook, and if that doesn't work I'll come back another day and search through her purse while she's busy.

>> No.6858465

>>6858171
why would the plate be hot? i've never worked in a kitchen, does this mean it's microwaved fam?

>> No.6858470

>tfw I saw a really cute waitress today

she looked like michelle forbes when she was young

>> No.6858472

>>6858465
It means it was cooked in the oven or in the window longer than normal.

>> No.6858475

>>6858465

nah mang, often times we keep plates in a low temperature oven to make sure they're hot..

we also wipe tied up towel dipped in white vinegar to get rid of fingerprints and water spots, so the OP picture is really triggering to me that she's touching the plate without a serviette.

>> No.6858479

>>6858245
Good restaurants have plate warmers.

>> No.6858501

>>6858465
Plate warmers. The bonus is that your food doesn't get cold as fast once you get it.

>> No.6858503

>>6858475
>>6858479
>>6858501
Wouldn't this burn the plate?

>> No.6858506

You too tbh honestly

>> No.6858536

>>6858171
So is my boyfriend, excuse me you thirsty betch.

>> No.6858552

You're the one that's good.

>> No.6858554

>>6858501
>food doesn't get cold
oh i see, thanks

>> No.6858565

>>6858171
>thumb on top of plate
no tip

>> No.6858568

>>6858536
>HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL PAY ATTENTION TO NE NOW EVERYONE

>> No.6858622

>>6858184
wake up, neo

>> No.6858638

>>6858171
>That motherfucker on the rights jaw

You could sink the Titanic with that bastard.

>> No.6858642

>>6858171
>be careful, this thread is shit

>> No.6858646

>>6858568
That was obviously a faggot, you misogynistic moron.

>> No.6858659

>>6858503
Are you retarded? They dont have them that warm

>> No.6858667

>>6858659
I don't mean actually on fire, but if they're not hot enough to at least get a little singed I doubt there would be any need to be careful.

>> No.6858683

Do you mean to tell me you savages don't warm your own plates?

>> No.6858726

>>6858171

"T-thanks. Errr...why are you cupping your womb with your other hand?"

>> No.6858747

Is /ck/ always this fucking bad?

>> No.6858758

>>6858747
It isn't usually this good.

>> No.6858764
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6858764

>People actually go to restaurants

how pleb can you get

>> No.6858771

>>6858667
If your plate is singing in a 60C oven, then it's made of paper.
Ceramics are usually pretty resistant to high temperatures.

>> No.6858772
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>>6858747
kek. its a fucking battlefield for infuriated autistic fat women, raging alcoholics, fast food fanatics, ramen connoisseurs, weird europeans obsessed with america, vegan shitstormers, and losers closing in on age 30 who whine about how great this shithole supposedly was a long time ago

>> No.6858913

Dang girl, you been holding it too long.

>> No.6858918

>>6858457
> tfw I've done this before
> tfw it wasn't true love
> tfw she didn't appreciate my efforts

>> No.6858922

>>6858465
>fam
You need to stop forcing that shit.

>> No.6858923

>>6858171
What did she mean by this?

>> No.6858943

>>6858747
It combines the shit-flinging and bitterness of /v/, the snobby-pretentiousness and creepy obsession with youtube personalities of /lit/, and basically everything obnoxious about /int/ with none of the positive.

It's only real saving grace is that it's fairly slow. I honestly don't know why I come here maybe to punish myself.

>> No.6859057

Then bring me a plate that isn't hot then you stupid fucking bitch.

>> No.6859584
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6859584

>be careful, the plate is hot

>> No.6859591

>>6859584
Jesus

>> No.6859597

>>6858923
She wants the D

>> No.6859600

>>6858171

Kek
Errytime

Also,
>bon appetit !
>thanks, you too

>> No.6859602

>>6858667
>>6858503

you

are

fucking

stupid

z

>> No.6859610

Sometimes plates really are too hot for most people while still being fine to handle for waitstaff who have grown accustomed. It's easier just to warn everyone than risk some silk fingered princess suing the place.

>> No.6859620

>>6858772
Which of these demographics is the ones obsessed with medium rare steaks and chili without beans?

>> No.6859709
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6859709

>Order mid-rare steak with salad
>>be careful, the plate is hot

>> No.6859811

>>6859591
Jesus

>> No.6859870

that waitress has activated my almonds ;0)

>> No.6859962

>>6859584
Throw some flank steak and peppers on that bitch, fajita night nigger.

>> No.6860059

>>6859709
in a good Restaurant they served the salad a side on an other plate because the plate with the steak is warm...

>> No.6860215

>>6858417
she has been a waitress for so long that she no longer has any feeling left in her body

>> No.6860441

>>6860215
good
maybe she'll start a real job soon

>> No.6860443

>>6859962
...your steak and peppers will instantly be burned to ashes
there's such a thing as too much heat

>> No.6860447

>>6858171
>so is my waitress

>> No.6860449

>>6858465
Pretty sure that there are a plates that are for meat that keep your meat hot IRC?

>> No.6860454
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6860454

>watch out m8 the charcoal is still hot.

>> No.6860465

>>6859709
Doesn't like every restaurant bring the salad out before the entrée? I don't understand how you'd have a problem.

>> No.6860475

>>6860059
>>6860465

this thread isn't about restaurants that do things right.

>> No.6860485

>>6860475
What restaurants bring your salad out with your entrée? I actually prefer to eat salad at the end of a meal rather than the beginning and I've never encountered a restaurant that operated in any other way than soup/salad first.

>> No.6860505

>>6860485

A lot of places offer a "side salad". It's served with the meal in place of one of the side dishes.

>> No.6860512

>>6860485
most decent restaurants won't have an issue accommodating you if you let them know you'd like the salad at the end of the meal

>> No.6860519

>>6860443
you must be fun at parties

>> No.6860526

>>6860443
i like em well done FGGT