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6855934

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:28:03 2015 No.6855934 [Reply] [Original]

>be called fish fingers
>fish don't have fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:28:53 2015 No.6855936 >be called French fries >not even fried French people

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:31:09 2015 No.6855941 >buffalo wings >most of the flying buffalo are extinct

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:31:47 2015 No.6855942 but those are fish sticks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:32:32 2015 No.6855943 >>6855942 >be called fish sticks >fish don't use sticks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:32:58 2015 No.6855944 >be called French fries >not served with a white flag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:33:08 2015 No.6855945 >hamburger >no ham

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:33:23 2015 No.6855946 >>6855934 >Chicken Allah King >Was never a god >Never wore a crown

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:33:46 2015 No.6855949 >>6855943 then how are fish sticks shaped like sticks?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:35:08 2015 No.6855951 >Rack of lamb >They don't even have big breasts

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:35:46 2015 No.6855952 >spaghetti and meat balls >doesn't even contain testicles

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:36:11 2015 No.6855955 >>6855946 Took me a moment to get it >>6855943 >>6855949 btfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:36:12 2015 No.6855956 >american cheese >not even cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:36:46 2015 No.6855957 >>6855949 The squids shape them. Duh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:37:27 2015 No.6855958 >Cow Fries >Were not prepared by a cow >Doesn't contain potatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:38:03 2015 No.6855960 >boston cream pie >it's actually a cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:38:59 2015 No.6855963 >be called sauerkraut >germans aren't sour 800k

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:38:59 2015 No.6855962 File: 37 KB, 534x532, 1415205780706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Doughnuts >Doesn't have a "May contain nuts" warning

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:41:17 2015 No.6855969 >>6855942 yikes i've heard of "fish sticks" in american tv shows dozens of times and for some reason i thought they were a thin cylindrical hard crunchy thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:49:03 2015 No.6855982 >diet sprite >it's not a skinny fairy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:50:00 2015 No.6855986 >Cream cheese >There's no cream in it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:50:33 2015 No.6855989 File: 128 KB, 1024x576, Nested-Sequence-01.Still002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be called ladyfingers >not made from ladies

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:51:42 2015 No.6855993 >I Can't Believe It's Not Butter >I can believe it's not butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:52:54 2015 No.6855997 >>6855993 you can't tell the difference between i can't believe it's not butter and butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:53:45 2015 No.6855999 >>6855997 Whether you can tell the actual difference or not doesn't matter. You can still BELIEVE it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:54:23 2015 No.6856000 >>6855999 believe in the stars

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:55:16 2015 No.6856002 >>6855999 >>6856000 Believe in sequential trips.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:55:18 2015 No.6856003 >>6855997 literally every person that has ever existed can

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:58:44 2015 No.6856014 >called spaghetti o's >they're rings

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:10:13 2015 No.6856041 >>6855934 >Americans call them fish sticks >Fish don't have dicks >Americans call them chicken fingers >Chickens don't have fingers

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:12:47 2015 No.6856046 >>6855934 >not knowing of the great fish uprising of oh two, when fish suddenly acquired fingers and nearly took over brittain >not knowing we now harvest fish fingers to prevent any future uprisings

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:17:35 2015 No.6856060 File: 1.03 MB, 3000x1688, darwin_punkrock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855934 You're wrong. Darwin knew what was up. Enjoy your science proved fish fingers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:22:46 2015 No.6856069 >>6856046 it's unfortunately glossed over in american textbooks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:36:48 2015 No.6856091 >>6856046 The fish made a strategic error not going for France