/ck/ humor thread

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Anonymous Sun Sep 6 23:28:25 2015 No.6854949 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ humor thread

>>	hovel Sun Sep 6 23:31:44 2015 No.6854962 if you shut the freezer and a hand towel is in the gap...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 23:34:37 2015 No.6854973 >>6854949 does it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 23:38:56 2015 No.6854992 Does anybody know if baking soda works as a desiccant? Is buying lots of beef jerky for the silica a good plan? I just need to keep sock drawer dry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:02:47 2015 No.6855070 >>6854992 No, not a good idea. I use baking soda to remove any odor from containers that have been storing things like garlic, spices etc. if you put it with your jerky I can only assume it will lead to a loss of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:13:09 2015 No.6855081 Baking soda paste is good for getting grease off your stove, better than any chemical cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:15:06 2015 No.6855082 File: 791 KB, 1336x4460, flavortown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6854949 Obligatory

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:34:14 2015 No.6855108

>>6855070
Not what I meant. What I mean is will the silica packets from store-bought jerky keep a sock drawer dry? Essentially what I'm looking for is a reverse humidor that doesn't get dry or wet, but stays towards the dry side.
Been a hell of a wet spring and summer this year, it's fucking up my books and cards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:35:51 2015 No.6855109 let me redirect everybody ITT to a more appropriate venue: >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 01:01:58 2015 No.6855159 File: 361 KB, 1270x3469, 1428910544164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855082 Gross shit you say?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 01:09:01 2015 No.6855174 >>6855108 why do you put used socks back in the drawer you dirtbag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:34:15 2015 No.6855306 >>6855174 >Been a hell of a wet spring and summer this year, it's fucking up my books and cards. Pay attention retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:36:52 2015 No.6855313 Funniest thread I ever saw was about that New York Times review of Guy Fierri's Times Square restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:42:09 2015 No.6855326 >>6855108 go to a hardware store. They sell something that absorbs moisture to keep your tools from rusting. I keep one in my gadget drawer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:43:35 2015 No.6855329 File: 478 KB, 460x4769, pancakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:48:25 2015 No.6855336 >>6855329 rofl, that's neat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:53:51 2015 No.6855344 File: 760 KB, 1280x1656, 63 ways to say man that's good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:55:06 2015 No.6855346 File: 50 KB, 499x380, smalls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855329 thanks anon now i have to go call my sponsor. jk i mean post in the alcohols thread. ck is my sponsor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:55:08 2015 No.6855347 File: 92 KB, 578x514, gmo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:55:51 2015 No.6855348 File: 94 KB, 640x473, 1384566883522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:56:13 2015 No.6855349 File: 71 KB, 346x399, neverforghetti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:56:52 2015 No.6855350 File: 79 KB, 540x540, 3sGNkDB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855349

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 03:03:26 2015 No.6855368 File: 59 KB, 480x640, 8H53u3Nl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 03:05:17 2015 No.6855374 >>6855350 Haha holy shit, imagine dropping that at someone's feet while they're failing to flirt with a girl. I'd be laughing too hard to breathe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 04:24:50 2015 No.6855501 >>6855329 I like it because you get two drug metaphors at once, and because it's a fucking tiny pancake. Everybody wins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 04:37:36 2015 No.6855524 File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1419829221183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855350 >spaghetti mule across the border

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 04:50:19 2015 No.6855539

>>6855350
>>6855374
>>6855524
There is actually something quite elegant about this; look at the pasta. It's almost some kind of ancient Chinese artistic writing. This should be buried 12 miles under ground so when the next mass extinction occurs, new age dinosaurs can learn about sex, spaghetti, and art at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 04:57:27 2015 No.6855549 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, 1370326861425.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 04:58:32 2015 No.6855552 File: 320 KB, 1903x756, ck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my personal favorite schmu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:13:35 2015 No.6855566 File: 146 KB, 1002x410, "ethnic" food.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:16:57 2015 No.6855571 >>6855566 Shitty picture, but s4s checking full house again :^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:17:31 2015 No.6855573 >>6855552 There were a few more from Irish-stew-guy, and they were also pretty funny. Did someone save them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:19:42 2015 No.6855574 >>6855573 I think I remember one about counting his coworkers calories or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:21:29 2015 No.6855578 File: 248 KB, 1278x667, Revenge of the Stew.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855573

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:23:27 2015 No.6855579 File: 10 KB, 246x205, 1437938016670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855552 >>6855578 wait, Irish Stew Guy was almost two years ago? the fuck? I remember his antics like they were yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:49:19 2015 No.6855594 File: 59 KB, 753x219, UKGDQ0B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 05:57:52 2015 No.6855603 >>6855594 Hey r/4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:01:10 2015 No.6855609 >>6855578 Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:39:44 2015 No.6855636 File: 257 KB, 1476x1606, 1430293935166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855578 >>6855579

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:50:05 2015 No.6855641 File: 6 KB, 401x384, 1264015.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855636 > this nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:51:01 2015 No.6855642 somebody please post the activated almonds

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:53:13 2015 No.6855644 >>6855636 I think I would get along with this guy. Perfect amount of autism and self awareness to be consistently entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:59:38 2015 No.6855652 >>6855636 How is it even possible to be such a fucking loser?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 07:51:06 2015 No.6855686 File: 626 KB, 1200x1467, tumblr_nuaep9HVSb1s71q1zo1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] new

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 07:56:43 2015 No.6855691 File: 210 KB, 1128x674, MEANWHILE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 07:57:46 2015 No.6855694 File: 635 KB, 1234x454, CK and the Great Pancake Caper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 07:58:46 2015 No.6855697 File: 184 KB, 1004x518, Submay Part 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:00:00 2015 No.6855701 File: 58 KB, 751x321, Submay Part 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855697

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:00:44 2015 No.6855704 File: 108 KB, 942x688, 030f39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855686 these things crack me up more than they should

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:02:18 2015 No.6855708 File: 36 KB, 500x574, 1372560071795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6854949

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:05:04 2015 No.6855712 >>6855636 >Aspergers >Narcissist >Sociopath That was uncomfortable to read. I hope it wasn't real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:06:38 2015 No.6855715 >>6854992 Order silica packets online or just buy a room dehumidifier

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:22:53 2015 No.6855738 >>6854992 it works wonders when I use it to harden my powdered coke.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:29:47 2015 No.6855749
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>>6855108
Go to a big store that sells sporting equipment and guns. They should have some of these. They contain a desiccant you can recharge by plugging this thing into a power outlet. It works great, lasts a while, and recharges overnight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:37:57 2015 No.6855757 File: 183 KB, 600x398, 2456-female-cranial-fillets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6854949

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:38:15 2015 No.6855759 >>6855738 >2015 >still making crack pure freebase is so easy me grandma can do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:43:44 2015 No.6855765 >>6855108 Buy a silica tub from the laundry section of wall mart you dingus

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:43:52 2015 No.6855766 >>6855159 to shreds you say

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:48:38 2015 No.6855771 File: 135 KB, 700x1023, cokeandpeanuts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855686 >fool's butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:59:23 2015 No.6855779 >>6855636 Proof being able to cook doesn't make you better. A literal retard can do it is this is true. A literal retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:17:00 2015 No.6855791 >>6855701 I wanna call bullshit on the $200 jeans and $500 dollar shoes but a poor person would have th sense to behave like a serf and not a cunt on the job.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:39:41 2015 No.6855830

I can't believe no one posted this. I couldn't find the picture that went with it, sorry.
so /ck/ today i invented a dish that i personally think is delicous. Its called the sumbmersible sandwich. Baisically the idea is that you take your favorite soup or broth and then build a sandwich to your preference and then take the sandwich put it in a bowl cover with soup microwave. The one i just made was chicken broth with a sandwich that was white bread, roast beef, cheddar, and tomato slices. Then covered the top with more cheddar and french fried onions. Then i ate it and jizzed all over.
Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:45:16 2015 No.6855841 File: 50 KB, 415x481, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855830 >microwave >sandwich submerged in soup What the actual fuck it sounds like some even more messed up version of neo kobe pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:48:48 2015 No.6855852 >>6855771 >Not cocktail nuts in Dr pepper Stay pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:52:11 2015 No.6855861 File: 372 KB, 2269x1512, 1313202030468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What was the name of the /k/ tripfag that used to come here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:05:35 2015 No.6855901 >>6855861 progun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:12:10 2015 No.6855915 >>6855636 I had an inkling it could be half real until the partying until 11 bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:28:21 2015 No.6855935 >>6855766 tsk tsk tsk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:29:32 2015 No.6855938 >>6855830 sogwich remix?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:50:39 2015 No.6855990 >>6855901 Progun died. Probably suicide due to the crippling loneliness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 10:58:34 2015 No.6856012 File: 112 KB, 671x504, tumblr_m2dnwv3ofH1rtr3kno1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855346

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:43:21 2015 No.6856105 File: 83 KB, 500x320, barneyvein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856012 j...just hook it into my veins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:46:36 2015 No.6856109 >>6855938 its been a long time >blares techno

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 11:50:41 2015 No.6856112 File: 363 KB, 500x368, 1312564378738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856109 Dubstep would be more fitting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:12:22 2015 No.6856160 >>6855108 Buy a dehumidifier, it will help keep your whole house dry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:44:08 2015 No.6856213 File: 3.03 MB, 4390x2700, Food Specials.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855636 Definitely fake but good none the less.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:23:21 2015 No.6856307 >>6856213 $2 per lb for tidepoolers? Has to be fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:13:01 2015 No.6856429 >>6856213 Oh man fuck you. I was chuckling reasonably through most of these but laughed like a hyena when I got to chicken silk and then started choking when I got to oat goblins.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:42:10 2015 No.6856505 >>6856213 I don't understand these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:43:25 2015 No.6856508 >>6856505 you have no sense of humor, they are literally the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:56:52 2015 No.6856759 >>6855636 was this the same guy that whent to a party and talked shit about the guys Irish stew saying it wasn't the real deal, lol it was a good thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:02:41 2015 No.6856773 >>6856759 It was indeed >>6855552 >>6855578

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:09:14 2015 No.6856793 >>6855708 Nice tumblr screencap. Also love its low res and thank god le funneh comment was marked so I could see it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:19:40 2015 No.6856829 >>6855552 I don't get it. He sounds like he might be a bit of a jerk, but I'm not laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:28:17 2015 No.6856854 File: 95 KB, 919x557, 5 guys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Mon Sep 7 16:28:49 2015 No.6856858 has quinky sauce been posted?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:48:11 2015 No.6857082 >>6855313 well post it you fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:50:12 2015 No.6857092 >>6855574 oh shit, yes, I remember those. One sec...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:51:53 2015 No.6857098 >>6856759 I have it, but the text is too big to post

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:19:43 2015 No.6857189 >>6857092 >One sec...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:48:21 2015 No.6857294 >>6856829 the point is he's autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:19:33 2015 No.6857399 >>6855686 >support the troops

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:41:34 2015 No.6857473 >>6855686 These have never started to be funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:00:23 2015 No.6857525 >>6855636 >I've been winning

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:14:19 2015 No.6857580 >>6855344 >hentai dialogue

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:28:03 2015 No.6857624 >>6856829 you might be autistic, then

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:44:26 2015 No.6857692 >>6855636 Reading this is like what Elliot Rodgers might have turned out like if he wasn't a self hating rich kid.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:05:23 2015 No.6858259

>>6857294
>>6857624
Admittedly, he's a stickler for authenticity to the point of rudeness, but it's the host who's dictating what he can or cannot drink or discuss and who instigates the final confrontation. He could have handled it better, but it sounds like it's the host who caused the majority of the problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:18:54 2015 No.6858287 >>6854949 Does anyone remember that guy who got trolled with the whole paper germ things a few years back?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:23:08 2015 No.6858299 >>6854973 No. It's good for cleaning out the fridge when you're rubbing it over surfaces, but just leaving it there doesn't absorb odours the way we've been led to believe it does.

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