/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6854265]

what could it be??

[Anonymous No.6854268]

>>6854265
Faggot's OPs idea of a cheesesteak. I'm sorry but only niggers put cheeze whiz on their philly.

[Anonymous No.6854270]

>>6854265
Whiz wit

[Anonymous No.6854284]

>>6854268
I thought the same thing until I tried it myself. Only way to go is onions, steak, and wiz.

Peppers and real cheese don't belong on a philly

[Anonymous No.6854290]

>>6854284

[Anonymous No.6854297]

>>6854290
This is the way I test if my pan is hot.... Needs to be able to make toast!!

[Anonymous No.6854299]

>>6854265

[Anonymous No.6854303]

>>6854284
>Peppers and real cheese don't belong on a philly
then a philly is shit tbh

[Anonymous No.6854304]

>>6854265
shabu shabu? what's wrong couldn't find a $10 rib eye?

[Anonymous No.6854309]

>>6854303
A shit town with shit people = shit sandwich

[Anonymous No.6854330]

>>6854304
Wtf am I gonna do with a ribeye? Make a steak hoagie? This is a fucking Philly! It's gotta be paper thin and I don't have a slicer

[Anonymous No.6854339]

>>6854330
I wouldn't even give my dog cheeze whiz. Philly is made with Provolone, I don't give a shit what those niggers at Geno's or Pat's say. Fuck Philly.

[Anonymous No.6854345]

>>6854339
philly as hates pat's and geno's m8

[Anonymous No.6854350]

>>6854309
It is such a shit town... I'm not from philly but just came back recently from a trip there. Shit town, shit people.

And I mean there's nothing special about the sandwich except that it's surprisingly good.

>mfw it tastes exactly like White Castle burgers

[Anonymous No.6854353]

>>6854330
there's this kitchen tool people use for cutting things called a knife anon

[Anonymous No.6854356]

>>6854350
pretty rude. I live in philly and I didn't do anything to you. fuck you faggot ass tourists getting in my fucking way and fuck you assholes that are going to ruin my weekend when the pope visits

[Anonymous No.6854365]

>>6854345
Yeah every person in philly said pats and genos is garbage. I had it at Jim's which many people recommended.

It's still very very simple. Here's a pic from Philly

[Anonymous No.6854366]

>>6854356
they should relocate your museums so there would no longer be a reason to go there

[Anonymous No.6854377]

>>6854356
Shutup asshole, all I meant was the weather was bad and the people are asses, and by calling me out in tha opinion you're just proving my point. Stfu and enjoy the thread.

ps. It was for business I'd never spend money to tourist in philly

[Anonymous No.6854378]

>>6854265
>>6854265
where do you live? i ain't mad but is 99 ranch market a big chain? cause I got one where I live but i've never seen them in any city besides that.

[Anonymous No.6854382]

>>6854265
Would probably have been better with moose "shavings" or whatever it would be called in english.

Basically thin slices of moose you can get in most bigger stores.

[Anonymous No.6854387]

>>6854382
there are very few places you can get moose in the united states

[Anonymous No.6854388]

>>6854382
Mmm... Moose shavings sound like something I can dedicate my life to.

[Anonymous No.6854407]

>>6854387
That's sad.
But not so weird I guess.

>>6854388
You can also get deer-, reindeer and wild boar shavings.
Shit's cash.

[Anonymous No.6854412]

>>6854407
Microwave for 4 minutes, mixing every 45 seconds

[Anonymous No.6854413]

>>6854412
Spread the bread first... Should be more liquid then this though.

[Anonymous No.6854415]

>>6854413
With the lighting in that picture, it looks like peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.6854424]

>>6854415

[Anonymous No.6854427]

>>6854424
And that's an AUTHENTIC Philly cheesesteak. Nothing else tastes the same. Add peppers? Killed it. Add mushrooms? Killed it. Use provolone? You are a murderer of cheesesteaks.

[Anonymous No.6854429]

>>6854427
Here's another before I ate it.

[Anonymous No.6854431]

>>6854427
flavor is more important than authenticity, but by all means enjoy your garbage food

[Anonymous No.6854439]

>>6854431
Look man... I like regular "west coast style" cheesesteaks too. They're good. I like peppers, I like mushrooms, and real cheese is superior.

However it just tastes like a steak sandwich. This weird cheese wiz philly tastes NOTHING like real food. It has its own unique weird flavor. So what I'm saying is if you want a good sandwich, you probably don't want a Philly, but if you want to try a Philly, come hungry as fuck, hopefully drunk, and try the REAL philly. It's like having a donut shop ham-n-chi at 3 o clock in the morning.

It's a different experience.

[Anonymous No.6854447]

>>6854377
the weather was fantastic the past few weeks it was just hot you fuck. did you go to any restaurants philly has great food really

also what the fuck I just got a warning now for something I posted 12 hours ago

[Anonymous No.6854452]

>ruining cheese steak with processed cheese
kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.6854470]

>>6854452
I could be wrong because I live in New York and not Philadelphia, but isn't the "real" cheese steak supposed to be made with that fake cheese stuff?

I thought gourmet fancy ass non-liquified cheese was considered heresy.

[Anonymous No.6854478]

anyone who says peppers belong on a cheesteak is an idiot

italian beef = peppers

philly cheesesteak = cheese and onion

[Anonymous No.6854482]

>>6854478

fucking americans are so autistic about their sandwiches

[Anonymous No.6854495]

>>6854482
Fucking Europeans are so autistic about everything Americans do.

[Anonymous No.6854505]

>>6854478
I live in philly. a cheesesteak with peppers is called a peppersteak. a cheesesteak with mushrooms is called a mushroomsteak.

[Anonymous No.6854507]

>>6854505
milwaukee here

you phillyfags are bunch of fucking homos

[Anonymous No.6854512]

>>6854507
sorry my view is nice

[Anonymous No.6854540]

>>6854427
Absolutely disgusting.
That's not a Philly steak.
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.6854544]

>>6854495

you guys completely ruin this board shitposting about pizza and whether or not mustard and onions belong on hot dogs and shit, it's inane as fuck. you also don't get anyone else shilling fast food ridiculously hard.

[Anonymous No.6854546]

>>6854429
Fucking flyovers trying to cook...

[Anonymous No.6854548]

>>6854427
looks dry and disgusting as fuck OP. should have bought real steak and pounded and sliced it on the flat top yourself. that top round shit ain't for sandwiches

[Anonymous No.6854557]

>>6854548
Nah it was juicy as fuck and delicious. And it was flat iron not round

[Anonymous No.6854562]

>>6854557
No it wasn't. It was dry and disgusting, just like your mum's rank cunt.

[Anonymous No.6854567]

>>6854546
If it wasn't for flyovers nobody would ever go to fucking Philly. You thank us for idealizing your disgusting sandwich excuse as well

[Anonymous No.6854573]

>>6854562
Lol sounds like you're jealous of my juicy steak and the fact that i got access to my moms juicy cunt any day of the week. Maybe I'll have her make me a cheesesteak while I use her cunt as an appetizer.

Stay Jelly my friend, and drink XX

[Anonymous No.6854575]

>>6854567
Tell that to the Pope you stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.6854579]

>>6854573
>mommy issues
Yep, definitely a flyover.

[Anonymous No.6854581]

loling out loud I have that same exact shitty Kiwi knife with the same exact broken tip.

[Anonymous No.6854582]

>>6854573
>>6854427
yeah only an inbred could make a shit sandwich like that

[Anonymous No.6854587]

>>6854575
i would but he would call me racist and demand I let refugees live in my living room

[Anonymous No.6854590]

>>6854546
>using ellipsis on 4chan

[Anonymous No.6854592]

>>6854557
chuck is for cooking in a stew anon, not for eating in a sandwich

[Anonymous No.6854601]

>being elitist about a fucking sandwich

OP I hope you enjoyed what you made, you appear to have triggered a bunch of asswipes

[Anonymous No.6854605]

>>6854601
Go to bed OP

[Anonymous No.6854608]

>>6854590
>sucking cock for money...

[Anonymous No.6854613]

>>6854424
Gross tbh
Looks like someone from Detroit trying to emulate a cheesesteak.

[Anonymous No.6854856]

>>6854365
No cheez anon?

[hovel No.6854869]

i researched philly cheese steaks after a stint in austin tx, where there was this great small strip mall deli place..

fuck.

long story short. at the end of my googling, it was fucking chez whiz they said made the sandwich famous.

i kinda walked off after that. that was 10 years ago. thx for flashbacks

[Anonymous No.6854883]

>>6854869
Nice blog post, faggot.

[hovel No.6854951]

look it up, i dont know why chez whiz was the basis for it

[Anonymous No.6854979]

>>6854951
Who are you talking to?

[hovel No.6854991]

>>6854979
just reinforcing my beliefs fuck man why is everyone so tense

[Anonymous No.6854994]

>>6854951
No.
Provolone was and is the original cheese.
Bullshit cheese whiz probably wasn't even invented yet.

[hovel No.6855001]

>>6854994
i blame internet, and i tried to do it right. if you live in that region i would believe you first

[Anonymous No.6855018]

>>6855001
I do live in Philly. The only places that use big tubs of cheese whiz are tourist traps.

Most places use provolone, or REAL american cheese, the white kind that is sliced from a block.

I went to a place in the Midwest once who had an "authentic philly steak" on their menu. The meat was in huge strips, and the bread was wrong and It was slathered in cheese whiz.

Made me mad.

[Anonymous No.6855089]

1. You'll ruin a cheesesteak if you use provolone
2. You'll ruin a hotdog if you use ketchup
3. You'll ruin chili if you use beans
4. Soda is for children

>that feel when struggling not to break the cardinal /ck/ rules
forgive me padre for I have sinned

[Anonymous No.6855146]

>>6854869
>>6854951
>>6854991

OP here, you're cool man. These faggots are so dumb they can only think one thought at a time. I think you get me though. Whether or not you like my steak pics or not, you know what a real philly is and is really shitty lol. Cheez wiz... man i eat blue brie on a $120 dollar board with salame and some weird olives that dong exist and cheese thats made from fermented extraterrestrial semen.

But here I am, doing philly a solid and making their disgusting " 'wich wit' wiz" for the heroes at /ck/

The truth is this steak sandwich could only be eaten once every 6 months because its so god awfully disgusting in its composition. But if that time you eat it coincides with being out with friends drunk as fuck and having too good of a a time to remember to eat until 5 pm.

Then this is the wich for you, bitch.

P.S. Fuck the east coast. It's muggy there. CAliforniaLOve

[Anonymous No.6855152]

Looks terrible OP
You literally got every ingredient wrong.

[Anonymous No.6855155]

>>6854427
That's not a philly steak.

[Anonymous No.6855161]

>Cheeze whiz
fucking tourists.

[Anonymous No.6855162]

>>6855152

its supposed to look wrong. it IS wrong.

Onions - caramelized - CHECK
Steak - paper think and pre-frozen - CHECK
Fake cheese only - WIZ microwaved - CHECK
French roll toasted on the onion pan - CHECK
Beef mixed in with onion right before done -
CHECK
Wiz spread on bread first -CHECK
Pile on the meat and drip more wiz - CHECK


I did everything exactly like they did at Jim's Cheesesteaks in south Philly, bitches.

[Anonymous No.6855167]

>>6855161

This man is trying to phillybuster my argument.

The truth is I agree with you, short sided opponent. In fact, all the philly locals are sick of cheese wiz and get it with real cheese and real peppers and sometimes mushrooms.

Cause they live in philly and wiz is disgusting if you have it all the time. Same reason I get sick of In-n-Out all the time. Haven't had it in 2 years. Because its so delicious i ate like 30 double doubles a week for a while.

[Anonymous No.6855170]

>>6855162
You didn't even do half of that.
Bread is wrong
Meat is wrong
Cheese is wrong

It's not a Philly, it's some retarded attempt at one.

>Jim's
lel
>Wiz
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6855173]

>>6855167
>Cause they live in philly and wiz is disgusting if you have it all the time.
Only tourists get wiz.

[Anonymous No.6855175]

>>6854265
Philly cheese steak = trash

Cheese steak sandwich = bretty gud

Learn the difference anons that filth OP made is the epitome of a city; shit.

Cheese steak has been improved decades ago, face it your tastes are flyover level. Come to California if you want a better tasting cheess steak.

Inb4 muh memories of cheeze wiz no faggot cheese wiz and other processed foods are attributing to the destruction of American superiority.

[Anonymous No.6855177]

>>6854544
How can we ruin our board that we made and we maintain that you're just a visitor on?

I don't see your countries' *chan. Please, tell me where it is so I can go shitpost on it? Oh, what's that... you don't have one?

You're in the wrong hood, friendo, not me.

[Anonymous No.6855179]

>>6855175
That's not a Philly steak.

You've never had one.

[Anonymous No.6855180]

>>6854429
Jesus Christ.

That's an Arby's sandwhich. You fucked it up OP.

[Anonymous No.6855183]

>RAAAHHHH I'M SO ANGRY ABOUT AMERICANS HAVING THE NERVE TO BE AMERICANS ON AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICAN PEOPLE. AMERICANS ARE RUINING AMERICA FOR NON AMERICANS. I HATE AMERICA SO MUCH BECAUSE THEIR ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS THEY PRODUCE HAMPERS MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS THEY PRODUCE.

>foreigners in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.6855207]

>>6855175
OP here. This man is speaking 100% the truth.

>>6855179
This man is also speaking 100% truth.

>>6855177
>>6855177
You made this board? this board? Wtf are you wtf are you talking talking about about?

Are you are you fucking drunk fucking drunk???! How many fingers am I holding up holding up? FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER?

>>6855180
its SUPPOSED to be an arbys sandwich. Thats what a philly is. city and wich.

[Anonymous No.6855210]

>>6854429
LOL

[Anonymous No.6855212]

>>6855207
>ts SUPPOSED to be an arbys sandwich. Thats what a philly is.
No it isn't.

[Anonymous No.6855228]

If you're not using the following ingredients for a steak and cheese you're doing it wrong.

- Filet Mignon
- Provolone
- Raw onions
- Briefly Grilled Jalapeno Slices if you're into heat, Banana Peppers work too.
- Buttered Pan Toasted Wtvr Bread U Want.
-Squeezed 1/2 Lime On Top.


Thank Me Later After You Make This Tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.6855243]

>>6854546
Pennsylvania IS flyover anon.

Philly thinks its East Coast, when its Mid-Atlantic at best.

[Anonymous No.6855259]

>>6855228
>lime
>banana peppers

[Anonymous No.6855301]

>>6855259
jarred shit banna peppers you would get from a pizza chain are shit, I agree. however fresh ones are quite nice. Same applies to jalapenos. Way more flavor and texture.

[Anonymous No.6856023]

>>6854427
looks awesome, would eat 10/10, 11/10 if drunk

[Anonymous No.6856030]

>>6855177

>how can we ruin our child's life? we GAVE him life! i'm gonna shake the tar out of him for saying that!

[Anonymous No.6856042]

>>6856030
>comparing shitposting on an imageboard to rearing a child

this is how fucking retarded you are

[Anonymous No.6856045]

>>6854270
>Whiz wit

Is this something that locals in Philadelphia actually say? It just sounds so dumb. :(

[Anonymous No.6856057]

>>6856042

it is perfectly possible to make a comparison between two very different things if they have at least one common element that serves your point.

[Anonymous No.6856126]

>>6856023
Stop boasting your own shit tier food OP, your shilling is blatant.

[Anonymous No.6856198]

>>6856126
>shilling
He's not selling it goy

[Anonymous No.6858224]

>>6854265
$13/Pound for flat iron steak is criminal. Why the fuck did you buy it pre-sliced? Buy the whole steak (probably around $7-9/Pound) and have the butcher slice it thin or do it yourself at home.

[Anonymous No.6858243]

>>6855243
>being this dumb
Don't they teach geography in flyover land?

[Anonymous No.6858252]

>>6855228
dis nigga gets it. this is what a real philly is supposed to look like. none of that "cheese whiz" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.6858264]

>>6858252
>Penn Station
Holy shit my fucking absolute nigga.
>12" Cordon Bleu
>large fries
>large lemonade
Pic absolutely related

[Anonymous No.6858268]

>>6858252
This looks close, but the steak looks thicker than it should be.

[Anonymous No.6858446]

>>6858252
I'm currently making the filet mignon steak n cheese I posted, however I forgot to buy good bread so I'm gonna have to use the left over baguette from spaghetti dinner last night TT; will still rape though.

[Anonymous No.6858555]

>>6858446
And here we go lads. Filet mignon on a fuggin baguette in three pictures.

Step 1, the filet chillin on a plate.

[Anonymous No.6858558]

>>6858555
Trips ftw, and step 2: added jallies / raw onion / lettuce provolone and the meat to heat it all up.

[Anonymous No.6858560]

>>6858558
Step 3, heat it some more. then untie and enjoy. Fuggin baguette I had to use but it's all good.

[Anonymous No.6858582]

>>6854378
you live in Las Vegas?

[Anonymous No.6858604]

>>6858558
>>6858560
that's just shit anon

don't try so hard

[Anonymous No.6858617]

>>6858604
Was amazing tasting, but ok lad.

[Anonymous No.6858620]

>>6858604
honestly he needs to be trying a lot harder

[Anonymous No.6858625]

>>6858604
>>6858620
The same fag is strong.

[Anonymous No.6858916]

RAW ONION

Just no

[Anonymous No.6859124]

>>6854365
>wife-beater