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Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:03:11 2015 No.6853046 [Reply] [Original]

Explain to me why a homemade burger with

1) Lean grass-fed beef
2) Fresh veggies like kale, picles and onions
3) Whole-grain fortified gluten-free (for the glutenphobic) bread
4) Yoghurt-based Big-Mac-Inspired sauce
5) Grass-fed cheese
6) Air-fried sweet potato fries

Protip, you can't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:08:42 2015 No.6853057 >>6853046 Why you ask? because 1) Happy dead cow 2) Green r gud 3) Grains 4 ur brains (Gluten is for pootin) 4) Gotta get those good germs 5) Motherfuckin cheese LOVES to eat grass 6) Oil is for the lesser races Wala

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:14:52 2015 No.6853067 File: 180 KB, 660x495, tupacake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6853057 I love you and you just summed up my whole dietary lifestyle. Except kale. fuck kale, collards ftw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:16:21 2015 No.6853071 >>6853046 Explain to me why a grammar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:21:50 2015 No.6853081 Explain what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:35:00 2015 No.6853106 File: 70 KB, 684x502, 1229964948704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6853046 WHY? WHY!? KISS MY ASS THAT'S WHY

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:39:45 2015 No.6853113 Explain to me why you have the inability to ask questions or use grammar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 11:39:58 2015 No.6853114 what is your question

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 12:11:21 2015 No.6853151 Probably that is

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 12:17:30 2015 No.6853165 >>6853046 >air fried sweet potato fries

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 12:23:25 2015 No.6853176 >>6853046 Okay

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 18:41:22 2015 No.6854216 >>6853046 >Explain to me why a homemade burger with Dude, where's your question mark?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:31:30 2015 No.6856197 >>6853046 >fresh veggies like picles

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 12:43:24 2015 No.6856209 >>6853046 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:08:59 2015 No.6856268 Is this a way to force a meme like "I accidentally 76mb"? You should try this on a board with more users tbh. Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:10:11 2015 No.6856272 File: 36 KB, 374x347, 1417563936725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do you feed cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:01:32 2015 No.6856400 >>6853057 This. Sounds good to me, would eat. >OP implying you can't eat burgers or other casual foods without being nutritious about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:02:32 2015 No.6856402 >>6856272 Do you know where cheese comes from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:13:34 2015 No.6856431 >>6856402 Teat, but teat doesn't eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:17:46 2015 No.6856447 >>6853046 Bout tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:18:46 2015 No.6856452 >>6856431 Don't be fucking stupid. What an animal eats is directly related to the quality of their milk, and therefore the quality of the cheese. jeebus.....you're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:54:07 2015 No.6856534 >>6856452 >don't be an idiot >cannot realize that he was pretending to be stupid >goes on to explain the obvious thing that everyone knows about as if everyone doesn't know about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 14:58:56 2015 No.6856546 >>6856534 Aww damn m8, I wanted to see for how long he would be biting the bait.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:46:03 2015 No.6856915 File: 40 KB, 290x218, 1293571842686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856402 Do you know where jokes come from? Anyway the right way to state it is "cheese from grass fed cows, goats, etc"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:47:51 2015 No.6856920 I don't know man the burger just do

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:46:53 2015 No.6857489 >>6853046 Why what? You just started listing things without a question.

>>	Rangiri !!mVpUjYYRcM2 Mon Sep 7 19:54:27 2015 No.6857513 >>6853046 Explain to me why an OP with 1) Unstated questions 2) A random fucking list 3) Incomplete sentences 4) Air-fried sweet potatoes Protip, you can't

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:02:35 2015 No.6857532 >>6853057 It's actually spelt "voila" Just letting you know :P

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:06:26 2015 No.6857542 >>6857532 Wow, you're pretty new here aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:11:24 2015 No.6857562 >>6857532 0/10, is Wala which comes from the indian Wallah, as if you magic up the food like indian Wallahs do. Everyone knows that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 20:12:47 2015 No.6857571 >>6853071 I think he accidentally a whole grass-fed burger and this is what happened to him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 21:59:26 2015 No.6857960 Does anybody have the European burger copypasta

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:11:41 2015 No.6857999
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>>6853046
1) Lean, kale fed, massaged (and fucked) LeBron beef
2) Fresh veggies like kale, Jerusalem artichokes, and arugula
3) Gluten-free sprouted quinoa pretzel brioche bun
4) Sriracha Nutella Ranch sauce
5) Bacon from nutella fed pigs
6) Organic farmer's cheese from wheatgrass fed dairy cows
7) Jerusalem artichoke fries and kale chips

Protip: OP is a fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:15:21 2015 No.6858007 >>6857999 You forgot the ostrich egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:15:36 2015 No.6858008 File: 61 KB, 625x423, 1440914089172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nigger finish the fucking question

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:42:10 2015 No.6858066 File: 54 KB, 500x700, groanzone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857532 oh my god. OH MY GOD. GET THE FUCK OUT. et je parle français, salope

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:36:06 2015 No.6858324 >>6857532 do you even fazoli's? >>6857999 Whoa? The 999 Burger? Someone tell Herman Cain about it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:39:17 2015 No.6858333 >yogurt based Big Mac sauce >sweet potato fries yuck

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:48:19 2015 No.6858362

>>6853046
>1) Lean grass-fed beef
I can be doin with this
>2) Fresh veggies like kale, picles and onions
Fried kale and caramelized onions are good, no need for pickles
>3) Whole-grain fortified gluten-free (for the glutenphobic) bread
No one you know has celiac disease or a gluten intolerance, a kaiser roll works fine
>4) Yoghurt-based Big-Mac-Inspired sauce
I prefer a spicy aioli
>5) Grass-fed cheese
Bleu cheese
>6) Air-fried sweet potato fries
Double fried in peanut oil

There, I just made your burger 2.3 times better

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:49:17 2015 No.6858366 >>6858066 >groan zone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:16:17 2015 No.6858408 OMG Do you even Whole Foods!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:23:20 2015 No.6858420 >>6858408 do you even whole sentences?

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