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>Can I get you something to drink?
"Juice!"
"Milk!"
"Soda!"
>Haha alright, well that takes care of the kids. Now what would the grown ups like?

>> No.6849653

>>6849651
A pitcher of gin and tonic

>> No.6849654

Juice!

>> No.6849655

if they have beer that isn't macrobrews or IPAs, that. if not, water. soda is for children and mixed drinks.

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>>6849655
>if they have beer that isn't macrobrews or IPAs, that. if not, water. soda is for children and mixed drinks.

>> No.6849661

>>6849651
Milk. With a shot of vodka added.

>> No.6849680

look like a nice restaurant, so I look what the wine menu has to offer after I chooses my dishes, and maybe a campari with orange juice as apperitif

>> No.6849682

Seltzer water with lemon.

>> No.6849686

An even mixture of juice, milk and soda.

>> No.6849688

A cup of room temperature coffee and a handgun

>> No.6849691
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6849691

Milk or seltzer water.

Alcohol is to be drunk by itself, for the purpose of getting drunk.

>> No.6849694

>no thank you, just the check please. Can we split the bill into 10 equal parts? Oh, and I'll be paying my part with a gift certificate

>> No.6849696

>>6849686
Absolute madman

>> No.6849700

>>6849686
I did that as a kid. I also added sausages and whipped cream.
It was disgusting.

>> No.6849702

>>6849651

milk or soda depending on what I'm eating

>> No.6849703

>>6849700
>I also added sausages

You're lying

>> No.6849705

>>6849703
I wish I was.
I really do.
Was that 2nd grade? 3rd? Everything on that birthday table went into the glass. Everything.

>> No.6849706

>>6849700
>it was disgusting
You really could've omitted that part. I think most of the people here would've been able to gather that much from the story.

>> No.6849713

>>6849651
>she called me an adult
guys i think i'm in love guys

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>>6849660
>quoting an entire post

>> No.6849726

>>6849716
>Anonymous 09/05/15(Sat)06:03:30 No.6849716 ▶
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>>>6849660
>>quoting an entire post

;^)

>> No.6849727

>>6849651
You are a kid OP.

>> No.6849730

>>6849716
>>6849726
Please don't reply to me with your low quality post, thanks.

>> No.6849731

>be me as a kid
>"hmm what would be good as a drink"
>I KNOW
>just get all the candy i had, along with vanilla syrup, chocolate icecream topping, p. much everything else sweet in the house
>melt it all down in a saucepan
>pour into glass
>drink
>fuckinghorrible.jpg
>wash it down with a coke
>suprisingly not hyperactive after, just felt sick

not even american either. that's my shitty kid food story.

>> No.6849732

>>6849651
Liquid smoke and Vodka please.

>> No.6849739

>be me
>don't drink alcohol
>meet new GF
>spend time fine dining
>always order lemonade or soda while she orders wine
No fucks given.
Why are you even bothered by that ?

>> No.6849740

>>6849731
If that story were true you would have mentioned burning your tongue.

>> No.6849742

>>6849651
Carbonated milk!

>> No.6849743

>>6849739
Most people are uncomfortable with drinking alcohol when the other person isn't, which is a problem for people who like to enjoy drinking alcohol on outings. It's an even bigger problem for women on dates, because it feels like the man is getting her drunk to take advantage of her.

Point is that you're a terrible date.

>> No.6849752

>>6849743
Getting drunk is degenerate anyway and drinking moderately isn't.
If someone enjoys a glass of wine wine or beer it is their choice to drink it. Nobody has gotten drunk from just 1-2 glasses of alcohol.
We are not kids, if you want to do something then do it.
Your post is complete and utter bullshit.

>> No.6849757

>>6849752
No. You did not say a single thing that countered any of my points, I'm afraid. You just said a whole bunch of irrelevant stuff which indicates a fundamental failure to understand other people at all.

So I'm guessing you're a much worse date than I originally thought.

>> No.6849758

>>6849743
>Most people are uncomfortable with drinking alcohol when the other person isn't
> most
where ???? never heard about that

autism?

>> No.6849759

>>6849752
this tbh

>> No.6849760
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>>6849743
>It's an even bigger problem for women on dates, because it feels like the man is getting her drunk to take advantage of her.

Jesus dude, come on.

>> No.6849761

>>6849705
I believe you anon. At that age my friend and I poured black currant cordial into milk (which promptly curdled) then dipped those old spicy 3D doritos in it.

It was really gross.

>> No.6849764

>>6849758
You've got to be kidding. Everywhere, basically. Jesus.

I know your father didn't give a shit that he was getting drunk while you were sitting there with your little juice, but it's time to understand that your home life was different to how people in the real world behave.

>> No.6849767

>>6849757
I did and you failed to understand it.
>if you want to do something then do it
Why would you not drink alcohol if you enjoy it ? If I don't drink it then you won't as well ? Don't you have a backbone ? Or you're just pretending not to drink alcohol just so I can like you ? But start drinking it after we get into a relationship ? That's so hypocritical. Are you a female perhaps or just someone with low social skills ?

>> No.6849769

>>6849764
who talk about to be drunk?
you can read?
I have no problem if somebody don't drink alcohol to he's meal... and I know nobody who had a problem that other people drink a beer or a glass of wine for dinner

>> No.6849772

>>6849764

you live in the prohibition era? or the
bible belt? you think alcohol beverages are drug and people only drink to be drunk?

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>>6849651
>you're only an adult if you drink
>mfw trying this hard to seem "mature"

That being said, I'll usually get a white Russian (or Shirley Temple, if I'm driving) if I'm in the mood, but normally I just get tea or water.

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>juice

My grandparents were kids when they drank prune and grapefruit juice?

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6851623

Please.

>> No.6851629

>>6849651
Sprite/7up/sierra mist please

>> No.6851636

Just a jug of water please
No no, the entire jug
Thank you

>> No.6851659

>>6849769
Where were you when post was kill?
I was on 4chan when phone ring
Say, poster can't spell, post is kill
No
Sorry for English I am russia

>> No.6851712

Pint of _____ on tap

maybe red wine with a meal

>> No.6852143

>>6849651
I don't have kids. Why the fuck am I dining with kids? Give me a beer and stop taking orders from imaginary children

>> No.6852147

>>6849651
Water with lime and a beer.

>> No.6852161

>>6849651
I'll just have a water, thank you

>> No.6852170

"water for now"
>pretend to be looking at drink menu to later order something that costs money like wine or beer
>never order a drink other than water

i've never worked as a server before but I can only assume that they like it when people order beer, wine or even soft drinks because that makes the bill total higher and, in return, makes the tip (which is a percentage of the total) higher. conversely, I assume they are angered/disappointed when someone orders a water which does not increase the amount they get paid. this is probably pretty neurotic of me but whatever.

>> No.6852175

>>6852170
That's neurotic, yeah.

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>>6852170
>2015
>tipping

>> No.6852184

>>6849731
I have a similar story.
>Be home alone with younger brother
>We are both hungry
>"I know I'll make the ultimate milkshake!"
>2 Bananas
>Digestive biscuits
>Milk
>2 Scoops of ice cream
>some oats
>Cinnamon
>Maple syrup
>coffee
>Peanut Butter

I felt so nasty after drinking my part, we still made it once every two months though.

>> No.6852189

>>6852170
seek help.

>> No.6852194

>>6852184
nogunz detected. drown yourself.

>> No.6852199

cherry spritzer you stupid cunt

>> No.6852204

>>6849655
drinking a New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA right now. Just got off work and it tastes pretty damn good. It about the only thing I like from them.

>> No.6852855

>>6849651
If they have a bottled root beer/cream sods I get that. Otherwise I get iced tea/lemonade.
>tfw 19
Whenever I go overseas I order a gin & tonic unless it's dinner, in which case wine. Sometimes a beer.

>> No.6852866

>>6852855
you are the guy who like good liquors and tried to order over internet,?

>> No.6852879

>>6851623
This. Unsweetened please :3

>> No.6852880

I'll tell you why this bait doesn't make sense, OP. Written down, you read the drinks without thinking about who ordered them. When the waitress mentions the kids, it seems as though she's making an assumption based on their drink choice that they are children.

In reality, she knows because she cab see and hear the children saying it, making it quite easy to reply "I'll have juice as well actually" as an adult, since she was merely referring to the fact that all the kids have spoken, not their drink choice.

>> No.6852890

>>6852880
>say "I'll have juice as well actually"
>waitress makes a "really?" Face
>leave her no tip

Don't fuck with me.

>> No.6852913

When did 4chan's scum of the earth username become so unironically stuck-up? You're a bunch of shitters. Nobody gives a fuck if you think something is childish, and using the word "degenerate" is a beacon of autism.

>> No.6852939

>>6849731
>>6849739
>>6852184

who else would you be?