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Hot Pockets thread. What's your favorite kind of Hot Pocket? Do you prefer Lean Pockets?

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>> No.6847129

No.

>> No.6847132

>>6847129
What do you have against Hot Pockets?

>> No.6847133

Ive only had the samples they give out for free at costco's.

>> No.6847135

>>6847133
And what did you think? Did they make you want to clean up the place?

>> No.6847136

>>6847122
Yer mum's hot pocket

>> No.6847137

I'm not going to lie, I would fuck a ham and cheese or pepperonI Hot Pocket up, but I feel like it would fuck my stomach up in return. Some Lean Pockets are pretty okay for what they are, but I still probably wouldn't eat one any time soon.

>> No.6847155

I don't really like them, but I did pick up a box of breakfast ones hoping they would be better. Still haven't eaten them yet though. Been sitting in the freezer for almost two weeks now.

>> No.6847189

>>6847155
Eat them. They're good for you.

>> No.6847209

>>6847189
Not desperate enough yet. I still have fresh food of higher quality. I keep telling myself one morning I'll wake up and want them but so far I just can't seem to rise to the occasion.

>> No.6847211

>>6847209
What you need to do is get really drunk and/or high, and then eat them at 3 in the morning

>> No.6847213

The garlic crust pepperoni is all I ever eat. However I switched it up to the Philly cheesesteak and was not disappoint

>> No.6847219

>>6847132

Not him.

When I was a young bachelor I ate them. I can't stomach them once I elevated my food choices to freshly prepared, minimally processed food.

I just think they are garbage.

>> No.6847222

>>6847219
You're a very refined lad, m8.

>> No.6847230

>>6847222

Oh, yes. I'm a premadonna because I don't funnel garbage into my acne infested face.

You know they had to recall a shit ton of those for putting plastic in the hot pockets, right?

>> No.6847231

>>6847211
I wish I could get high, my dealer moved and I became a drunk almost instantly.

>drinking cheap honey whiskey and sprite atm

>> No.6847233

>>6847211
That works on an airplane too. I took a flight from NYC to Miami on a late night Friday flight and that's the drunk flight. Everyone on that flight including myself was pretty wasted, Delta served us hot pockets, even for being stupid drunk those things were stupid disgusting.

>> No.6847237

>>6847230
What do you prefer to funnel into your acne infested face?

>> No.6847245

>>6847237
nigger dick

>> No.6847247

>>6847237

Haven't had acne since I was 20. But if I'm going low tier Don Miguel's assortment of chilled burritos, especially the chorizo sausage breakfast burrito.

>> No.6847259

>>6847247
>chorizo sausage breakfast burrito.

sounds like good drunk food

>> No.6847293

Four cheese ones are good shit. I don't trust the meat ones to be honest. Pretzel bread might be a meme...but fuck me is it good.

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6847305

>>6847293
>butt fuck me
Well, if you insist...

>> No.6847357

>>6847305

YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER DO YA? I DIDN'T HAVE TWO T'S IN THAT.

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6847367

>>6847357
No, but you will have one D in you very soon...

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>>6847367