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6846729 No.6846729 [Reply] [Original]

Hi.
Have any of you ever attempted to propose menu items to a fast food chain?
At my local McDonalds there is a really cute girl and I want to show her how creative I can be, so I want to go in and hand her this list of new menu items that the restaurant could possibly implement. I want to know if it is possible that they will take it seriously- If I just walk in with menu items with no chance of implementation I might look like an autist.
So /ck/, have you?

>> No.6846732

>>6846729
I think these are all great ideas, OP!

In fact, you should go in as soon as possible to show these to her, and share the results. I have no doubt that'll she'll swoon over your creativity, and you might even get some money out of it.

Good luck, friend!

>> No.6846733

>>6846729
>I might look like an autist

What? Naaaah! You sound like an entirely normal and well grounded person anon.

>> No.6846734

Babby's first bait thread.

>> No.6846776

>>6846733
I can detect sarcasm you prick

>> No.6846779

>>6846729
I think if shes cool she would laugh and remember you. Then you could date her one day. 10/10 post i lold

>> No.6846783

I think Fatty McAutism finally got out of his car and developed some social skills. Good for you.

>> No.6846791

>>6846729
I agree, it might be a little strange if you just walk in with a list. What you should do is type out the best case scenario between you and this girl and we can help you tweak it.

>> No.6846886
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6846886

>>6846791
Well, OK. But don't make fun of me, its bullet pointed only

>> No.6846887

>>6846886
I like you.

>> No.6846898

>>6846886
This will definitely work, its like you found the secret code that triggers a woman's vaginal lubrication.

>> No.6846903

You should contact the Prime Minister of McDonalds so you can get both a medal AND the girl!

Girls dig metals.

>> No.6846971

>>6846886
This is fucking stupid but it is top kek writing. Are you an English major or something?

>> No.6847010

>>6846729
>>6846886
This is why I come to this board. The absolute absurdity and hilarity cannot be found on any other. I love you guys, god bless

>> No.6847018

Don't forget to buy a nice suit from Target, slick your hair back with pomade and let your stubble grow for a week to show how sophisticated and mature you are.

Remember: when you're talking to her, maintain intense eye contact at all times, don't let her speak until you're completely finished making your pitch and shift quickly from foot to foot to show what a dynamic individual you are.

>> No.6847201

I'm stealing your ideas OP thanks for the blueprints!

>> No.6847292

>>6846886
Kek

>> No.6847353

Go back to jail Chris Chan...

>> No.6847390

>>6846729
You'll look like a creep and after thowing hot coffee at you she'll likely call the cops on you. Just be direct and ask her out.

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6847409

>>6847018
OP should tell her "Don't Turn Around, Der Kommissar's In Town!"

Falco - Der Kommissar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I

>> No.6847456

>>6846729
Tell her they should put you on the menu. She'll look confused and say, "What?"
Then explain to her, slowly enunciating each syllable
>Ass Burgers

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6847581

>>6846903
>girls dig metals
Well duh obviously

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6847617

>>6846886
10/10

>> No.6847709 [DELETED] 

>>6847581

Why do metal people have to try so hard? The best metal bands I've seen just dress like normal people.

>> No.6847715

>>6847709
>girls
>metal
Pick one

>> No.6847777

>>6847709
>arch enemy
>metal
That's how the best bands are. It's not about style or appearance, the best punk bands I've ever seen had no mohawks in site. Metal and hip hop are the same way. To quote blackie lawless from wasp after getting carried off stage because his crotch pyrotechnics exploded, "we wouldn't have to do shit like this if we were talented." If metal and hardcore bands have to look hard it's because they want that image and their music won't support it on it's own. Also, teens eat it up.

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6847790

>>6847777
U wot, m8?
Nice fazolis though

>> No.6848163

>>6846886
>best scenario ends with "we date a few more times" implying that's the end of the relationship

sounds about right.

>> No.6848549

>>6846729
>Cheeseburger shaped like Roller Coasters

Do you have a drawing or diagram of what this would look like?

>> No.6849827

does Mcdonalds still sell hotcakes? I haven't seen them in years

>> No.6849830

>>6846729
Companies often reject unbidden ideas unseen on the basis that they don't want to be sued for stealing ideas if they implement something similar later on.

>> No.6849835

>>6846732
Upvoted

>> No.6849847

I literally just woke up, came onto /ck/ amd saw/read through this thread. I think its time to kill myself.

>> No.6850904

>>6848549
I imagine its like 3-4 sliders that are attached together that you rip a piece to eat. Pretty genius

>> No.6850937

>>6846729
Hahahaha it's funny, because it's clearly a joke and yet we all pretend it's for real! Ahahahaha!

>> No.6850959

Gee, an entire thread of people pretending to be retarded. I sure am glad this is on my food and cooking board. Let me guess: no one here is above the age of 25.

>> No.6851710

>>6850959
I am 12 and what is this?

>> No.6851764

>>6850959
I wish I were as mature as you and visiting 4chan to prove it. My mother would be so proud.

>> No.6851830

>>6850959
So how is it being 26?