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SHOULD I BUY A DURIAN?

>> No.6845932

Yes.

>> No.6845953

No.

>> No.6845955

>>6845929
No.

>> No.6845966

>>6845929
Fun fact: Durians are so pungent that in cities such as Singapore, the fruit is banned from public transit and airports.

>> No.6845969

>see someone order a durian milkshake

fucking masochists

>> No.6845981

>>6845969
Anon, the conundrum here is that while the fruit itself reeks to the high heavens, durian based products such as cream puffs are foods fit for the gods. I wouldn't judge unless I've tried the milkshake myself.

>> No.6846003

>>6845981
"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know because I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers."

>> No.6846129

>>6846003
The difference is that Durian isn't dirty, just stinky

>> No.6846142

i had shits that smelled better than this fruit

>> No.6846144

Yes, but only to kick it around like a soccer ball
>you'll never huck a giant pepper into a conveniently placed basket for a blue coin

>> No.6846332

>>6846129
Sure. And if you get stuck in an elevator with a lactose-intolerant dude eating ice cream, and then oh god the doors won't open and he's starting to cramp up and fart and fart and fart and oh god I can actually taste the doo doo in the air... it's not really dirty. Just... stinky.

The durian is the sour-assed elevator fart of the food world.

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>>6846003
Your loss.

>> No.6846340
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6846340

I don't think durians smell that bad

>> No.6846343
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6846343

>>6846340
ME NEITHER!

>> No.6846347

now I want some stinky tofu as well.

>> No.6846349

Fried stinky tofu with a durian sauce

>> No.6846350
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6846350

>>6846144

>> No.6847056

>>6846349
with a side of natto

>> No.6847163

They usually come frozen, so you won't smell anything. Chilled they still hardly smell. The flavor is OK but nothing to write home about. The texture is kinda like bananas, just firmer.

Worth a try, but I don't see myself buying it twice.

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6847239

By God NO! Buy durian chips instead, it taste good and it don't stink.

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>>6845929
Sure, try it out, but remember that in certain places they're illegal to bring on public transportation.

>> No.6847255

>>6846340
I don't even consider it bad. It's actually pretty good smell.

>> No.6848189

it's banned pretty much everywhere on public transport.

i had durian crepes with whipped cream. they were good. fight me irl

>> No.6849003

I was at some pho place my friend took me to in Portland and I ordered this drink that was pickle, peach, and durian. It was so disgusting. I knew it would be.. but still.. unbearable.

>> No.6849009

>>6845929
OH GOD IT HAS SPIKES BE CAREFUL OP

>> No.6849361

>>6845929
YES

WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT A JUNGLE MACE?

>> No.6849398

Durian is delicious.