/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6843566]

>be me live at home
>mom makes a lot vegetarian / pussy food

kill me

[Anonymous No.6843574]

>>6843566
>mom cooks for me and I bitch about it
Somebody is a spoiled, entitled little shit.

[Anonymous No.6843580]

>>6843574
She doesn't let me cook.

I'm a man and I need real food. A burger, fried chicken, meat stew etc.

[Anonymous No.6843585]

>>6843580
>I'm a man
Not if you're still living with mommy. You gotta earn the right to eat meat.

[Anonymous No.6843597]

>>6843566
>mom makes a lot vegetarian / pussy food

Could you give us a few examples?

>No, captcha, soy sauce is not tea.

[Anonymous No.6843650]

>>6843580
Why? Do you work a strenuous job or lift? Probably not. Eat your vegetables and be thankful

[Anonymous No.6843655]

>>6843566
>>6843580

You sound fat, your poor mother is worried for your health

[Anonymous No.6843685]

>>6843580
>live at home
>She doesn't let me cook.
>I'm a man

One of these things is not like the other.

[Anonymous No.6843690]

There's nothing wrong with vegetarian food. There are loads of good vegetarian dishes. Sounds like either you're just a pussy.

[Anonymous No.6843691]

>>6843580
You're not a man. Not even fucking close. You live with your mother and don't/can't look after yourself. You're a child and you have no right to complain when you're treated accordingly.

[Anonymous No.6843710]

>>6843691
stay mad little projecting baby your insecurity is showing

[Anonymous No.6843829]

>>6843566
Do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.6843848]

>live at home
>cook all meals for mother and I
>she basically won't eat anything that's not frozen or generally bad for you
>there's 0% chance that she won't die while being obese
>wonders why I get pissed off when I ask her what she wants for dinner
>I tend to get pissed off making her frozen chicken strips three times per week when I could make something good

[Anonymous No.6843853]

>>6843710
Who let this shithead out of /b/? I demand to see the person responsible! Where's the fucking tard wrangler? I'll have her fucking job for this!

[Anonymous No.6843871]

>>6843585
>>6843685
>>6843691

>all these virgins arguing about what makes a man

Might as well boast about all the pussy you guys get

[Anonymous No.6843885]

>>6843690
>There's nothing wrong with vegetarian food

Except for the low energy and shitty health in general because of all the extra energy your body needs to process all that green.

Die slowly you vegge

[Anonymous No.6843891]

>>6843885
>vegetarian food
>vegetarian diet
Pick one you fucking mong and think before posting.

[Anonymous No.6843896]

>live at home
>get home from work earlier than my mom
>cook for both of us because she doesn't like cooking and I'm home so why not
>good meals all the time

What's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.6843903]

>>6843891

The fucks the point in vegetarian food with out the diet? Im pretty fucking sure a vegge doesnt switch off between caring about animals then the next day eating a t bone steak

[Anonymous No.6843907]

>>6843896
>mom that doesnt cook

why even call her a mother

[Anonymous No.6843913]

>>6843907

She used to. I'm a better cook than her anyway so it works out.

[Anonymous No.6843917]

>>6843903
Idiot.
Just because I eat a meal without meat doesn't make me a vegetarian.
You're a fucking idiot, son.

[Anonymous No.6843919]

You just have to say mom, I am a man. I need to eat manly things like macaroni & cheese and hamburgers. You will make this for dinner tonight or I will pawn all grandmother's old rings for pennies on the dollar after you go into your old folks home. If she gives you attitude then purposefully make your clothes dirtier (like ketchup and grass stains.)

[Anonymous No.6843924]

>>6843903
>has mac and cheese for dinner
>must be a vegetarian

[Anonymous No.6843938]

> visiting my dad and his gf/her daughter
> we eat steak
>I prepare my own because I like it cooked differently than them
> before dinner dads gf gets ketchup
> they start dipping their well done steak in ketchup

I thought this was just a meme /ck/

[Anonymous No.6843948]

>>6843917
>>6843924

>counting shit normal people eat as vegge food because it doesnt have meat in it

The topic was vegge food, which implies shit like tofu burgers.

Unless you skin and bone fags consider soda veggetrian food to because oh hey theres no fucking meat or animal byproduct in it

Also>>6843924
Mac and cheese has cheese, which is made of milk you dipshit

[Anonymous No.6843956]

>>6843948
>The topic was vegge food, which implies shit like tofu burgers

Nice backpedal, it does not, scrambled eggs and grilled cheeses are fucking vegetarian food

>Unless it's salad it's not vegetarian

Cheese and milk is fine for vegetarians, you're thinking of vegans you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.6843967]

>>6843566
Must be 18 to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.6843969]

>>6843948
>Mac and cheese has cheese, which is made of milk you dipshit
Vegetarians don't eat cheese?
You're a fucking idiot, son.

[Anonymous No.6843973]

>>6843566
hey i'll eat your mom's pussy dinners

[Anonymous No.6843974]

>>6843948
Holy shit, just when /ck/ can't get any dumber some idiot gets confused between vegetarians and vegans.
The race to the bottom has begun.
>MFW

[Anonymous No.6843984]

>>6843948
>ITT: We all bully a retard mercilessly until he kills himself.

[Anonymous No.6843995]

>>6843919
Well I wash them myself

[Anonymous No.6844012]

>>6843956
>Nice backpedal,

>topic is about vegan food
>complain about vegan food

>hurr you dont like this common ass food everyone likes anon that even vegges like anon

Im pretty sure its clear the intention of the argument is all the food that vegges get heat for. Do you really think id complain about fucking mac and cheese?

>>6843969
>>6843974

ah, so some of you arent trolls and are actually paying attention, good for you, but your still gay for beings vegges

[Anonymous No.6844021]

>>6844012

>OP literally saids vegetarian food
>Doesn't know /ck/ doesn't have spoilers
>You're gay for eating vegetables

Need to vent after a hard day at school? I imagine it must be a challenge what with your illiteracy and all

[Anonymous No.6844026]

>>6844012
Complete and utter retard.

[Anonymous No.6844031]

>>6843871
>virgin who's stuck at home with ma talking shit

Top cuck

[Anonymous No.6844052]

>>6843566
>pussy food

Behold, a wild OP stalking out of his basement in search of his natural prey, the fiercest of beasts - the domesticated chicken. His pace quickens as he sees that mommy has cooked him some chicken tendies. A brief struggle ends all too quickly as the tendies do not stand a chance against the fierce onslaught of this magnificent apex predator.

[Anonymous No.6844868]

>>6843566
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6846522]

>>6844868
nah

[Anonymous No.6846580]

>>6843566

ask her to start cooking with wakame nori hajj and agar agar because it's healthy