MEAL SHAME

[Anonymous No.6842940]

ITT: the most recent shameful/pathetic meal you've had

tonight I had:
>1 slice of shitty wheat bread with blackbery jam
>1 small mushy dill pickle
>1/2 glass of carnation vanilla instant breakfast with 2% milk
>jabbed my index finger into a jar of cocktail sauce and sucked the sauce off like an animal three times
>two large glasses of cheap gin and orange juice

[Anonymous No.6842954]

Well I had ONE of these. I'm also lactosintollerant so I was kinda lucky it was a rave yesteday so nobody could hear my belly.

[Anonymous No.6842959]

>four burgers
>24 nuggets
>12 wings
>six large chips
>15 tenders
>a mountain of potato and gravy

That was over the course of 24 hours, after I quit my job at KFC.

[Anonymous No.6842963]

420 joints

[Anonymous No.6842965]

>>6842954
Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.6842971]

>>6842959
This sounds like a fuck everything everywhere else kinda day

[Anonymous No.6842979]

Unheated chili straight from the can

I had Stagg and Dennison's and chose the Stagg because it was a pull tab lid

[Anonymous No.6843002]

>Wheat tortilla
>Mayo
>Arugula
>Canned Salmon
>Two pints of beer

[Anonymous No.6843089]

>>6842940
>half a plate of brown rice
>chicken breast

yumm yumm cutting never tasted so good

[Anonymous No.6843093]

>>6843002
That sounds awesome, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.6843102]

>two tortillas
>painted with Worcestershire sauce
>microwaved until almost a leathery texture
>chew on for a while

[Anonymous No.6843114]

A shitty microwaved BarS hotdog with ketchup and mustard on a piece of sandwich bread. I was starving..

[Anonymous No.6843124]

last night i ate three tins of tuna with a little of the brine still in so it wasn't too dry. that was my dinner

[Anonymous No.6843125]

>>6843089
This has been my lunch for 2 weeks and the more I eat it the more I like it. Good luck on your cut brah

[Anonymous No.6843127]

>>6843125
thanks man
just started and trying to lose some weight while working out

also I put cayenne pepper on the chicken and poach it
it tastes bretty gud

[Anonymous No.6843128]

>>6843127
I just do salt, pepper, and some onion powder and bake mine.

[Anonymous No.6843129]

>>6843128
I poach it for the fat content from EVOO
Tastes good, isnt dry, spicy
You should try it out

[Anonymous No.6843133]

last night i made a cake for my mum's book group and lived off the scraps they gave me, which consisted of cornichons, kettle chips and a knob of blue cheese. got completely hammered off apricot bellinis though.

[Anonymous No.6843134]

>>6843129
I'll give it a go m8. I've been relying on sardines for that fat content

[Anonymous No.6843145]

>>6842940
I don't each much so...
I had three bowls of cereal and 3 slices of pizza yesterday. Along with 3 cans of sweet tea.

Day before that I had two bowls of cereal, a ciabatta with mayo and canned tuna on it, and some Cheetos spicy fries.

I usually only eat about 1200 calories a day on average.
>tfw 6 foot 2 inches and 125 pounds
I've also been sleeping a fuck ton of late.
17 hours one night, 20 the next.
However each time was after having only gotten 3 or 4 hours of sleep the previous night.
Still more then I would have expected.
It's 5 AM and I still haven't gotten back to bed yet.

[Anonymous No.6843147]

>>6843145
Jesus christ dude. Eat more.

[Anonymous No.6843148]

>>6843134
1 min medium heat fry in EVOO
flip over
Put lid on
Put down to low heat for 10 min
Turn off for 10 min

Comes out perfect and moist

[Anonymous No.6843151]

>>6843147
I'm not that hungry though mate.
Besides, I can't be bothered to make anything worthwhile most of the time. And I have a very distinct lack of good food.
No I can't go buy more shit either.
I find it takes a lot for me to finally eat something.
When I do I usually just grab whatever tastes ok and requires the least effort.

[Anonymous No.6843154]

>>6843145
holy shit
Sleeping that long isn't good for you, man. Go to the doctor and eat more. Shit.

[Anonymous No.6843156]

>>6843151
Are you depressed or something?

[Anonymous No.6843157]

>>6843145

eat some vegetables dude seriously.

[Anonymous No.6843159]

>>6843154
Can't go to a doctor.
Besides last time I did go, well, nothing's changed since then.
The doctor had no problems with my weight and or diet so meh.
>>6843156
I'm content more or less. I learned to be that way though. Started studying Taoism. In a pretty crappy situation right now (can't go into detail, too long) but I've learned to live with it.
>>6843157
>tfw don't like vegetables.
Well okay I do. But not shit from the grocery store. And I have no space to grow my own.

[Anonymous No.6843161]

>>6843159
How old are you? I'm going to guess 20

[Anonymous No.6843164]

>>6843161
18 actually.
19 this December.

[Anonymous No.6843170]

>>6843164
It's all the same. You're doing what I did back then. Dont. You're headed towards a brick wall. Get an okay job and start lifting. Skip the retarded stage of going no where for a few years and find something to progress in that isn't some faggy philosophy

[Anonymous No.6843175]

>>6843170
I actually have a job in mind. Along with a pseudo plan.
But I can't get any job currently due to the circumstances I mentioned before.
I'm charged with some felonies and have a case against me.
It's false and I'll leave it at that but I am severely limited in what I can do. I already went through a big downhill period over it and recovered for the most part.
For now though it is a waiting game.
Luckily things seem in my favor as they have almost no case due to their "witness"(my former best friend) going missing, and by missing I mean he has gone on the run or some shit idk.
Shit sucks dude.

[Anonymous No.6843177]

>>6843159

what would you grow that you can't get from the grocery store?

[Anonymous No.6843179]

>>6843177
I didn't mean I can't get.
I just meant their quality is crap.
I used to homegrown tomatoes and loved them. The only other place I have been with good tomatoes is Italy. The stuff from the stores just doesn't do it for me.
That kind of stuff man. Nothing exotic.

[Anonymous No.6843183]

>>6843179

find a better grocer or at least eat something other than tomatoes buddy. there's no good reason to give yourself malnutrition.

[Anonymous No.6843188]

>>6843175
>I actually have a job in mind....
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

[Anonymous No.6843194]

>>6843183
It's not just limited to tomatoes but eh. I could and should buy more fruit. I'm ok with that, I just don't buy it often.
>>6843188
It's nothing out there. But I can't get a job right now with the court case against me. If shit goes tits up I'm fucked getting a job anywhere as a felon. Hopefully that won't happen but I just don't know yet. If I pull through this, I plan on applying to the merchant marines academy.

[Anonymous No.6843226]

>>6843194

no, you should buy more vegetables. fucking vegetables dude. you can't say 'oh the vegetables here aren't great so i'll just buy cheetos'. that makes no fucking sense. are the cheetos conspicuously good quality at your grocer? are they super fresh? stop being a self-indulgent dickhead and either kill yourself or make some FUCKING broccoli soup.

[Anonymous No.6843237]

>Half a pound of quark
>A semi frozen banana
I've started to put peeled bananas to freezer so I have something different to eat.
They're actually quite nice.

[Anonymous No.6843342]

Sometimes I like to grate really nice parmesan ($20/lb) onto a totino's party pizza. I usually eat about 4 pizzas at a time, too.
>tfw they just went on sale for 50 cents apiece
I just can't resist.

[Drink !xpVvG7rKJQ No.6843357]

>>6843145
I'll cook you meals, anon.

[Borneo No.6843382]

i put all the potatos into the oven yesterday

had 1 for lunch

then 1/2 of one for dinner

gonna be more of the same today i guess

[Anonymous No.6843443]

>cheap gin
>orange juice
welcome to my world, brother. i keep the shitty liquor in the freezer so it goes down faster ...

[Anonymous No.6843467]

>>6843145
Are you Danny Sexbang?

[Anonymous No.6843504]

The only food I have eaten today is the skin of a chicken breast rolled into balls
I wanted to grill some chicken but it came out pink and bloody, so I gave up and wrapped the skin into balls to pretend it was popcorn chicken. I can't cook. I am so hungry and my stomach is rumbling

[Anonymous No.6844404]

Tonight I ate:
>One can of spam

Bonus round: my breakfast was
>Maceroni Cheese from a packet
>Milk
>A cigarette

[Anonymous No.6844430]

>>6843504
>I wanted to grill some chicken but it came out pink and bloody
So you didn't think to throw it back on the grill? In the oven? Microwave? You undercooked the chicken and thought, "well, what a was, guess I have to throw it out... BUT... this skin -- you know, the part where all the bacteria are -- is JUUUUST right. SAVED!"

[Anonymous No.6844644]

>>6842940
i've literally had tendies and fries for dinner for the last 3 days
i'm transforming into a meme
send help

[Anonymous No.6844731]

>2 cups of instant mashed potatoes
I can't wait to die of hypertension.

[Anonymous No.6844817]

I haven't eaten in 2 days now.
Cycling to a breadline tomorrow.
Meanwhile: moar lurking

[Anonymous No.6844836]

The shameful meal are ahead of me.
>about to move to new flat
>will spend 5 days without a fridge nor a stove
Fug.
Actually gonna make a thread to ask for advice with that.

[Anonymous No.6844853]

>>6843194
Hey bud, if you talk to the judge and really present yourself in a humbled and dignified way, the felony can be scrubbed. You'll be on probation for a long time, but your life isn't over.

[Anonymous No.6844861]

>had half a mango for breakfast yesterday
>no food until afternoon and evening
>still couldn't finish my portion of Thai food
>still eating the leftovers today
>having a cup of spiced black tea and some cold mango white tea

fucking alcohol and losing your appetite for days...

[Anonymous No.6844893]

>>6842940
Honestly that doesn't sound too bad, that's the kind of meal I have after a long day when I want to go straight to sleep but want to eat something quick so I don't go to bed hungry.

For me it'd be
>a half-eaten In-n-Out double double out of a trash can
>some off-brand potato chips out of a different trash can a block away
>washed down with water from a public water fountain

Also countless meals at random homeless shelters and charities.

Currently doing way better now thankfully, but after living like that it's hard for me to find most of these meals shameful.

[Anonymous No.6844902]

>>6842959
why did you quit? And how shit did you feel?

[Anonymous No.6844910]

>>6843145
please look after yourself matey

[Anonymous No.6844918]

>>6844836
>will spend 5 days without a fridge nor a stove
That's not too bad, buy a loaf of bread, some peanut butter, jam, aged and cured meats (salami and such), hard-ish cheeses (they can last around 2 weeks without refridgeration), along with some fruits, veggies, and random bags of chips.

It might get a little more complicated long-term (unless you're totally cool with eating simple sandwiches every day), but for 5 days it's pretty easy.

[Anonymous No.6844928]

Was so high and poor I spread yum yum sauce on a stale plain bagel

[Anonymous No.6845035]

>>6843357
Thanks m8.
I'd take the offer up.
>>6844853
It's two separate charges. I've been doing my best to do that however. Unfortunately the judge is a chick known for being harsh. My attorney doesn't like her. Hopefully all goes well. Trial is set for October 12th.
>>6844910
Thanks. I'm trying.
>>6843467
Based on the fact I don't know him, I'm not.

[Anonymous No.6845038]

>>6845035

you raped someone didn't you

[Anonymous No.6845044]

>>6843145
Buddy that's really not okay. Go to a different doctor if yours thinks that's fine. You need someone who knows what they're doing to order a blood test and look at the results. It could be something as simple as a bad case of anemia with a diet like that. A few units of blood will have you feeling 100% better in no time at all.

[Anonymous No.6845067]

>>6845038
No, fuck no.
I am charged with attempted arson and malicious mischief, both 2nd degree felonies.
Also a gross misdemeanor stalking.
All of which are false. Because it is an ongoing case I don't really want to go into detail but.
I did try to help my friend with some shit he had done. And it backfired when he ended up not being such a great friend and in fact back stabbed me. Like I mentioned earlier. The offense for the case can't find him as he has skipped town and his testimony will probably be thrown out.
>>6845044
It was a couple years ago, so it may not be accurate. Even though I have always been this thin and tall. But when I was tested I was only a little low on white blood cell count. That's it. Can't really afford to go to a new doctor anyway. Health insurance won't cover it.

[Anonymous No.6845077]

>>6842940
2 restorill
1 ambien
6 or seven rolling rock beers
hunk of dark choc
some cornbread

[Anonymous No.6845084]

>>6845077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZYe2Y-sdew

[Anonymous No.6845088]

>ketchup and mustard sandwich

[Anonymous No.6845536]

Just ate pic related with some garlic buffalo sauce and onion jam that I made stirred into it. Without a doubt the best canned vegetable I've ever had so I guess it wasn't too shameful or pathetic. Canned greens are still kinda pathetic though. Thanks grandma.

[Anonymous No.6845549]

Peanut butter and jelly, spread evenly over an almost-stale flour tortilla.

3 peanut butter cookies

a mixture of green peas, corn, couscous, and bacon which lasted for 4 meals. I also threw a couple spices in.

Thankfully these were all separate meals.

[Anonymous No.6845582]

>>6845549
Nigga peanut butter cookies are the bomb.

[Anonymous No.6845595]

I was 9 and my dad bought a pizza pie. He dropped me off at home with the box. I ate the entire thing in about an hour and later my mom came home and was just astounded and i didnt even consider that it was something to share.

[Anonymous No.6845597]

>>6845549
>Peanut butter and jelly, spread evenly over an almost-stale flour tortilla.

Damn man, same. I cooked mine in some butter though so I could try to convince myself I was having a hip quesadilla.

[Anonymous No.6845609]

>>6845595

FUCK I remember doing things like this. I even did it with a pizza recently and I'm 26. I was just drunk

Being woken up to "where pizza?" was so shameful

[Anonymous No.6845615]

An entire one of these today.

[Anonymous No.6845661]

>>6845609
do you live with cavemen?

[Anonymous No.6845668]

>>6845661
I have to admit, that made me laugh.

[Anonymous No.6845675]

burger with american cheese, pineapple, and bacon on it. With bbq.
Made a tiny pizza with pepperonis and pickles and ate half of that too.

[Anonymous No.6845678]

Today for lunch I had to finish assembling my sandwich. My pay schedule is fucked, and I work too much. I didn't have time to cook last night, fridge is almost empty, and there's a grocery store right next to my bus stop. It was just bread, mustard, butter, and cheese and freshly bought bologna. I think my life has gotten out of control.

[Anonymous No.6845692]

>>6845661

No my GF has retardation

[Anonymous No.6845727]

>only have tomato paste
>want to make pasta rosee sauce
>mix the tomato paste with alfredo sauce
>low on money, have nothing to put in the sauce except onions
>eat finished meal
>not even one mouthful and already feel like dying
>eat it all anyway

[Anonymous No.6845790]

>>6845582
they are indeed, but not when those 3 are the only thing you had for dinner.

[Anonymous No.6845802]

>>6845597
lawl, well at least you put in some effort. I really just was low as fuck on food, and grabbed whatever I could find in my fridge.

Is the pic you posted OC? It looks pretty good honestly

[Anonymous No.6845821]

>>6845678
You have meat, cheese, bread, and a condiment. Your good anon.

[Anonymous No.6845834]

>>6842940
lentils and rice
lentils and rice
LENTILS AND RICE FOREVER

[Anonymous No.6845886]

>>6843145
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

[Anonymous No.6845893]

a margarita popsicle
3 stale nilla wafers
1 package of saltine crackers

fucking field houses man

[Anonymous No.6846232]

>>6843102
holy shit. LOL

[Anonymous No.6846249]

Aldi chicken noodle soup, straight from the box.

[Anonymous No.6846286]

yesterday.I package uncle ben's microwave rice.mixed with aprox 4 oz diced "treat" lunch meat. topped with two slices american cheese. and hot sauce. Cheap rum and store brand cola. A little debbie honey bun for desert. Ashamed to admit it. I need to get a life.

[Anonymous No.6846290]

>>6842979
>because it was a pull tab lid
we've all been there, you gloriously lazy bastard

[Anonymous No.6846294]

>>6843237
>cut banana into coins
>sandwich two coins with a smear of peanutbutter inbetween
>(optional) - roll in melted chocolate
>freeze
fucking ace snack

[Anonymous No.6846742]

>>6845615
How stoned are you by now?

[Anonymous No.6847016]

>be drinking heavily
>want chips and salsa
>look in cupboard
>CAN OF WOLF BRAND CHILI
>pour that shit on top of the tortilla chips
>eat it cold
>so fucking tasty

[Anonymous No.6847022]

Garlic mayo and breadsticks, washed down with sugar water.

[Anonymous No.6847027]

>>6842940
>pbj on a rolled up tortilla
>had to eat it at school

[Anonymous No.6847496]

>>6846294
Shit, I'm going to have to try that.

[Anonymous No.6848082]

>>6847027
Don't feel bad, some days my school lunch was a cold hot dog with a slice of white bread wrapped around it.

[Anonymous No.6848114]

>>6842940
I watched my gf eat a tortilla with hot sauce the other day.
That was it.
I looked at her with disgust and bewilderment and she just ate her shit with shame.

[Anonymous No.6848130]

>>6842940
I don't have the picture but there was a thread/picture of a guy who just eats sticks of butter at his computer.

[Anonymous No.6848144]

>>6848082
I ate that often as a child
I still crave it sometimes

[Anonymous No.6848254]

>>6848130
I don't think it was sticks, he was eating it out of the container.

[Anonymous No.6849604]

>>6845084
Holy shit, my RftT nigga.

[Anonymous No.6849610]

>>6848254
Pretty sure it was I can't believe it's not butter, too. Or something similar

[Anonymous No.6849622]

>>6842940
Oh boy
>wake up
>5 hours til work
>drink .5 gallon of water and a pint of cold coffee to induce shit
>shit
>mill around
>not hungry but fuck
>have a vodka
>done with vodka, what now
>have a beer
>go on porch
>have three more beers
>go to work an hour early
>staff meal looks unappealing
>>ff ten hours later
>2 am
>have enjoyed four 25 oz pissbeers an half a pack of starbursts
>eat two cigarettes
>ride bike six miles home
>lick peanutbutter off of spoon, get sleepy, go to bed after brushing teeth, without washing spoon

[Anonymous No.6849701]

>>6849610
He's pretty famous on /g/. Goes on /bst/ or screenshot threads sometimes.

[Anonymous No.6849707]

>>6845067
Godspeed anon, all the best to you

[Anonymous No.6849744]

Not my story, but I know someone who ate a packet of dry soup after they packed all their stuff up at the end of college.

[Anonymous No.6849933]

About 4 years ago, I had no food, no money and I was hungry

>cornmeal
>flour
>tap water

I just fried them into little cakes and put some Texas Pete on them.

2010-2012 was a dark time for me.

[Anonymous No.6849985]

>>6843102
I'm not even gonna bother with the rest of the thread after this.

[Anonymous No.6850005]

>>6845088
Ah childhood...
Sometimes it was canned pasta sauce haha

[Anonymous No.6850046]

>>6845886
I chortled much

[Anonymous No.6850063]

Cooked rice with butter and soy sauce,
Not ashamed though, I do this regularly

[Anonymous No.6850067]

I was broke and hungry so I dumped some marinara on a baked potato once

[Anonymous No.6850080]

I did pretty good the other.night I think

[Anonymous No.6850091]

Smoked ham with bearniesauce.

It was either that or go to the store and there's no way I leave my house during weekends.

[Anonymous No.6850129]

>>6843102
My sides

[Anonymous No.6850158]

>>6849933
Sorry about your dark time, but hoe cakes are great

[Anonymous No.6850175]

I went through a face 1 year ago where I refused to eat anything other than black liquorice. Like, literally, if my parents gave me anything else I would start screaming and throwing stuff (I actually broke a 90 year old picture frame because my dad tried to sneak a vitamin pill into one of the sweets). In the end they compromised with me that I could have as much as I wanted if I ate my dinner but for a 1 week period the only food I ate was black liquorice. Lel I tried to trick my parents by moulding it into circles and telling them I was eating blackberries.

[Anonymous No.6850250]

>>6850175
>yfw this guy is 27 years old.

[Anonymous No.6850809]

>put a cheese slice on a plate
>microwave it until it becomes hard as fuck
>pinch that shit piece by piece
I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.6850826]

In college my boyfriend would:
>take a glass of v8
>add frozen vegetables and chicken strips
>microwave it

[Anonymous No.6850955]

>>6850175

You parents should have beat your ass.

[Anonymous No.6850995]

>slice of wheat bread
>two pink Starbursts
>one of those chocolate shortbread cookies from the 99 cents store
>tap water
Delicious breakfast

[Anonymous No.6850996]

Went to Zip's in Cincinnati for the first time. I never really ate there before on account of they are one of those trendy little hipster joints that tends to overprice everything.

Had one of these bad boys.

That's the 'Train Wreck Burger'.

Burger with all the trimmings, three kinds of cheese, kielbasa and shaved him.

With a side of fries and a drink the damages ended up being 18.20.

It was delicious. So much so that I may turn it into a once a year thing. Still, at those prices they should have had a professional Shame Nun on hand to show me out the door after I finished.

[Anonymous No.6851320]

>>6842940
An entire box of Barilla thick spaghetti with a pound of fully cooked ground beef, canned meat flavored sauce, and a shit load of pre-shredded mozzarella

[Anonymous No.6851342]

>>6850996
>shaved him
Right onto the sandwich, huh?

[Anonymous No.6851343]

>>6850826
That sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.6851363]

>>6842940
Instant oatmeal topped with unsweetened cocoa powder and a hotel packet of sugar

and vienna sausage

that's what I get for forgetting my card while on a trip and just having a coupla 20s on me for a whole weekend 100 miles from home.

[Anonymous No.6851394]

I was travelling in Bali and had a sandwich for lunch, it was
>tomato
>mozzarella
>bread
>margarine

it sounds alright, but the bread was stale and taste really sweet. The mozzarella was bland and tomato was just awful. Never ever eat sandwich in Lovina Beach.

[Anonymous No.6851624]

Here are some weird things I have eaten before:

>Leftover biscuit (I'm American, so I'm not talking about cookies)
>Mustard
>American cheese

>Bread
>Peanut butter
>American cheese

>Whole can of refried beans, uncooked.

>Whole can of chili, uncooked.

>Tortilla
>Canned tuna
>Cheese
>Hot sauce

[Anonymous No.6852362]

>paper plate
>microwaved hotdog cut into quarters
>eaten with my fingers

[Anonymous No.6852369]

>>6842940
tonight I've had
>a hamburger patty, with sauteed shallots, green onions, and shiitakes, topped with aioli (this was fantastic, but I feel like a pig for how much aioli I put on; like almost a half cup, even if it was on like 1.5 cups of veg and not much burger)
>like 5 oz of patron xo cafe dark cocoa ($12 a bottle and absolutely sublime; best part of the night, going to go buy more while it's cheap tomorrow)
>poverty margarita (silver tequila, half a lime, orange bitters, simple syrup. Depressing drink.)

[Anonymous No.6852371]

>>6850175
Why don't parents trust basic self preservation? Deny the liquorice until the kid passes out from starvation. Put a fried egg in front of him for when he wakes up. Bam.

[Anonymous No.6852965]

My friday's dinner consisted of a whole little orange bell pepper.

I ate two toasts with some cheese later in the evening, tho. I don't understand why, but sometimes, I'm just not hungry even tho I ate nothing.

I'm overweight (~6 foot and ~180lbs), so I'm far from being overweight

[Anonymous No.6852967]

>>6852965
so I'm far from being a hungry skeleton***

Fuck I'm hangover

[Anonymous No.6853001]

>>6846294
>>6847496
Cutting the banana is the important part, otherwise banana will take form that is hard to tell apart from black dick.

[Anonymous No.6853204]

Roasted chicken ramen noodles with colored goldfish crackers. I am the definition of salty.

[Anonymous No.6853338]

TVP, sauerkraut, black olives, yellow mustard, MSG

[Anonymous No.6853358]

>>6842940
I have eaten cold Chef Boyardee ravioli with a fork from the can.

[Anonymous No.6853937]

>>6843145
your body is making you sleep so much because you're dying man wtf

eat more

[Anonymous No.6853978]

haven't had a true shame meal in a while but I remember I used to mix butter, cinnamon, sugar, and maybe some flour into a cup and just eat it

[Anonymous No.6854042]

Literally just a slab of fried bologna.

I was really hungry and it was the fastest thing I could get ready.

[Anonymous No.6854342]

I had a date scheduled for monday night. Since it was my first date ever and I've never even held a girl's hand before, I was nervous as fuck.

From the period of 3:30-5:30, I stress ate:
A large chicken parm sub from Jersey Mike's, a triple baconator, a dozen donuts, and a pint of ice cream. I'm 5'10 185 pounds so that was a lot. I ended getting too sick to go on the date, so the girl thought I was with another girl. So she completely cut off contact.

[Anonymous No.6854364]

>>6854342
lol, that's one of the saddest things I've heard in a while. Still kind of funny though.

[Anonymous No.6854368]

>>6854342

i don't believe you

[Anonymous No.6854381]

>>6854342

i believe you

[Anonymous No.6854400]

I eat pretty well, so I dont have any stories, but my brother was crashing on my couch for a few months and his go to drunk as fuck snack was microwaving ikea meatballs, putting it on a hot dog bun and blasting it with ketchup.

Was pretty gross.

[Anonymous No.6854468]

>>6853338

holy shit, one time i packed a lunch of TVP, sauerkraut, and brown mustard...i put it in a plastic bag and ate it with a spoon

[Anonymous No.6854488]

>>6854400
That's not really that bad compared to the rest of the thread

[Anonymous No.6854496]

A cold flour tortilla with BBQ sauce and ranch dressing. It was a bad night.

[Anonymous No.6854585]

Half a pandoro in one sitting before passing out.

[Anonymous No.6856350]

>>6842959
>tenders

[Anonymous No.6856353]

>>6842959
Were you let go for eating the food, that customers ordered yourself?

[Anonymous No.6856355]

An entire tin of corned beef, on a plate, with some ketchup.

I used to eat this regularly.

[Anonymous No.6856359]

Seven (7) frozen burritos, which I tossed into a food processor with salsa and hot sauce and queso dip. Turned into a meaty brownish sludge which I then microwaved again and ate with a fork and chips out of a bowl.

I'm not going to lie, it was very good in a primal, almost sexual way.

[Anonymous No.6856362]

>>6854585
[f]

[Anonymous No.6856365]

>>6843145
thank mr skeltal

Peanut butter and milk nigga, I had the exact same stats as you a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.6856446]

>>6843226
>broccoli soup
don't do this, you destroy all the vitamin C and you denature the enzyme that creates anti-carcinogenic compounds found in broccoli

[Anonymous No.6857434]

>>6856365
Careful with the pb and milk... both are quite inflammatory.

[Anonymous No.6857538]

>>6856355
so bomb

[Anonymous No.6857852]

>>6846742
420/10
Kappa
>select all images with trees

[Anonymous No.6858438]

>raw steel cut oats with lite ranch dressing

dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.6858525]

>>6842940

>>6858514
just had this

[Anonymous No.6858664]

> Couple slices of cracked pepper turkey on a folded over piece of bread

> Chili Cheese Burger & BLT from Checkers value menu

> Strawberry milkshake with oreos

> Few pieces of candy from a bag that was lying around

[Anonymous No.6858666]

>>6858664
but yesterday all I ate was acid

[Anonymous No.6858674]

There was recently a freezer malfunction at the grocery store I go to, so all the frozen pre-made stuff was on a really big sale. Totino's pizzas are usually like a $1.50, but they were only 50 cents. Anyway, I bought 20 and I've been eating about 6 a day

>tfw I looked at the nutrition info

[Anonymous No.6858701]

step one toast some shitty cheapest available walmart bread
step two slap some shitty walmart brand mayonaise on one side
step three slap some walmart brand not butter on the other
step four cry because this is what your life has come to

[Anonymous No.6858720]

Chips with red Leicester cheese
fish fingers
Yorkshire puddings
all topped with chicken gravy

You should have seen it, it was a murky orange/brown mess.

[Anonymous No.6858782]

>>6850175
I would have beaten you.
Years later I would still take comfort knowing I did the right thing

[Anonymous No.6858790]

>>6852371
This.

[Anonymous No.6859385]

>>6842940
A quarter of a box of chicken biscuit crackers.

That's all I've been eating every day for a few days since most of the food options around campus are closed till schools tarts.

[Anonymous No.6859395]

a dry brick of ramen

[Anonymous No.6859396]

>>6842940
>Tescos beef strips
>Oyster sauce
>Store bough egg noodles
Muh look how asian I am :P

[Anonymous No.6861591]

>>6842954
>>6842965
What is it?

[Anonymous No.6861643]

A can of corn I guess. There have been times where I just empty a can of corn into a bowl and microwave it with butter.

In high school I used to eat a lot of chicken taco rice. That is a can of chicken cooked in water and taco seasoning and mixed into a bowl of instant white rice.

Sometime I'll buy a bag of cheap breaded chicken patties and while they're cooking in the oven I'll cook and eat them with pasta or rice. If it's rice I just add soy sauce. If it's pasta I add butter, garlic powder, dried basil, salt, and whatever cheese I have in the fridge. Sometimes I add french fried onions or croutons for crunch.

[Anonymous No.6861995]

The other night I ate a bag of those garlic knots you can get from the Walmart bakery and dipped them in left-over queso dip from a cheap Mexican place I went to earlier in the week.

[Anonymous No.6862000]

>>6858674
Jesus Christ dude, get help

[Anonymous No.6862905]

chocoalte chip pancakes.

[Anonymous No.6862922]

>>6843002
Why do all anime characters look like they have downsyndrome?

[Anonymous No.6862930]

>>6843102
Lost it

[Anonymous No.6862937]

>>6843145
Sleep more, stop staying up late, eat like a man you fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.6862938]

Hmmm
When I was in high school I sliced spam into 1/4" slices and pan fried them so they have a slight crust on the outside
I'd eat that with rice and ssamjang
The thing is... I loved it

[Anonymous No.6862939]

>>6842940
Two jack in the box tacos from the night before, cold.

[Anonymous No.6862944]

>>6858674
You're gonna die m8

[Anonymous No.6863119]

>>6842940
These. But I'm not ashamed. Shit's goddamn delicious.

[Anonymous No.6863124]

>>6862905
The only shameful thing is that your parents didn't abort you when they found out you were retarded.

I think a lot of you are misunderstanding this thread. You being a shit cook is another story and can't be helped. This thread is about shameful meals that are brought about by lack of money or proper food or other circumstances. Not about you being unable to cook simple things because you're a moron. Tbh.

[Anonymous No.6863346]

Moved out of my Dad's near the end of my Senior year in highschool. Spent the majority of my time avoiding going to my Mom's and living with my friend's Mormon family... weird times, anyways:
I lived predominately off of almonds, dried apricots and milk for about three months. There was some variation, but not much.

[Drink !xpVvG7rKJQ No.6863358]

>>6842940
I ate 16 krab rangoons in one sitting.

[Anonymous No.6863378]

I ate a 17 cent bag of fry-cut potato chips today, that was about it.

[Anonymous No.6863380]

raw pasta

[Anonymous No.6863381]

>>6842940
I just ate a bratwurst for lunch. Just a bratwurst. Nothing else. It was left over from labor day and I already regret not eating something healthier.

[Anonymous No.6863496]

>Microwavable chicken korma with a bag of peanuts poured over the top.

There was a month when I was in uni where I was skint and all I ate for an entire week was 25p tesco brand coleslaw.

[Anonymous No.6863595]

>>6845077
Fuck that made me laugh, nice pic btw lol.

[Anonymous No.6863611]

[Anonymous No.6863620]

>>6861591

copied and translated from swedish wiki
Whey Cheese is a dairy product which is mainly used as a sandwich spread . It is available mainly in two variants: getmessmör with goat milk base and whey cheese with cow's milk as a base . The production works is that whey pressed out of the cheese by curdling , boiled together until the caramelised and have a brownish color . Of this do you do then whey cheese , getmessmör or whey . Mesvarorna are beneficial because they contain minerals such as iron and calcium , as well as healthy whey protein. Besides a few bymejerier and pastures produced whey of Fjällbrynt AB in Östersund , Jamtland

[Anonymous No.6864031]

Bag of pizza flavored goldfish crackers.

[Anonymous No.6864046]

two peanut protein bars and a little milk

[Anonymous No.6864050]

>>6864046
oh, this was for dinner. i hadn't had lunch that day either.

i had a migraine and no real food in and i needed to eat something so i could take more pills.

[Anonymous No.6865334]

>>6863611
looks amazing when you zoom in like that