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> be me
> browse /ck/ pretty regularly
> see guy threads for a long time
> really don't get it
> notice it on Netflix
> might as well see what the hype is about
>Wtf that red convertible why
> he sounds like Larry the cable guy got punched in the nuts
> perpetual sunburn and fake blonde w hair gel?! fuck no man
> literally jizzing pants over flyover food
> more autistic than the average 4 chan user

pls tell me you guys don't actually enjoy watching this show... it's just a joke, right? .... right??

>> No.6837155

he's kind of a chode but it's not an easy job. i'd like to see you try tbh.

plus it's cool to see a restaurant that you've been to on the show (flyovers wouldn't understand)

>> No.6837169

.... he called mayonnaise 'food lube' :(

>> No.6837192

Probably the most talented chef in the world, and impeccable fashion sense. What don't you get?

>> No.6837198

In flavortown you're what we call lame-a-zoid

>> No.6837205

it's by far the most entertaining food show

>> No.6837229

Low quality b8


But he has these huge reactions to the most basic of ingredients/recipes
>Whoa! Cumin in chili! The kitchen is getting hot here in Stockton!!

>> No.6837245
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6837245

I have fallen asleep drunk more often to Triple-D than just about any other show. Guy is a total bro.

>> No.6837377

Guy once stood in front of a Cincinnati chili parlor owner with a straight face and told him his chili wasn't complete shit.

Guy is the greatest actor of our generation.

>> No.6837387

Fieri's show did a much better job showcasing one of my local restaurants than Man vs. Food did.

I still can't stand Fieri, but sometimes I'll watch an episode featuring restaurants I've heard of or been to.

>> No.6837403

>>6837229

Stockton.

Ewww

>> No.6837408 [DELETED] 

>>6837387
>watching cooking shows

Cuck

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>>6837144
>2016
>not having cable
>hating fun

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>>6837245
>The bidet is an MP3 player that plays Smash Mouth while you eat. Serves one.
I'm fucking dead

>> No.6837460

guy fieri is more a religion than a person. if you dont get it now, you never will, and your soul will never join him in flavortown

>> No.6837512

Don't talk shit about guy, he is chill as fuck

>> No.6837538

>>6837387
>hearing of or having been to more than 2 DDD stops
Well that is just depressing maybe you just hate Adam because he's a meany racist or something stupid.

>> No.6837543

>>6837512
Do you think The Offspring is Guy's favorite band?

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>>6837198
>I can imagine him saying that sentence

>> No.6837545

>>6837544
Who are you quoting?

>> No.6837561

>>6837512

god I fucking hate people who use trips. why do you feel that you deserve more attention than anyone else? Fuck off.

>> No.6837736

>>6837512

I agree with you, but you can piss off and die forever tripfag.

>> No.6837757

OK.
I give up.
After seeing that fashion disaster here everytime I visit this place, I finally want to see him moving.
Talking.
Cooking.
Whatever it is that he does.
So please do provide me with some youtube links, that introduce me to this weird creatures works.

>> No.6837765

>>6837544
Guy doesn't do insults, its all compliment sandwiches up in this county.

>> No.6837769

>>6837757
https://youtu.be/WwGn7085gZo

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>>6837769

>> No.6838209

>>6837169
maximum disgust

>> No.6838315 [DELETED] 

>>6837408
>Cuck
shit meme

>> No.6838346 [DELETED] 

>>6838315
>cuck is a meme

Fuck off cuck

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6838356

The sunglasses is the worst part

>> No.6838359 [DELETED] 

>>6838346
/pol/'s obsession with cuckold porn is actually really fucking creepy.

>> No.6838374 [DELETED] 

>>6838359
>le pol meme

Fuck off to Reddit cuck

>> No.6838423

Been to 3 places from the show. 1 was mediocre and 2 were shit. Guy swore they were all "money"

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>>6838374

Fuck off, /pol/ cuck.

We have much more important things to do here like talk about fast food and alcoholism.

>> No.6838501

>>6838374
Touched a nerve did it, you fucking homo?
Fuck off to your containment board and carry on jerking off over nazi uniforms.

>> No.6838504

>>6838423

Well, of course. He got paid to eat there.

>> No.6838509

>>6838374
TFW: All of /pol/ are bull preppers

>> No.6838516 [DELETED] 

>>6838501
What does saying 'cuck' have to do with pol or nazis? Fucking retard

>>6838509
>>6838489
>>6838501
>getting this triggered by a meme

Wow this place really is Reddit Jr.

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6838605

pol here. don't hate us. join us instead

>> No.6838609

The thing that gets me is he doesn't like eggs.

Like they always try to make him eat eggs and turns he head away like a giant baby.