Who is your cookfu?

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Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:21:54 2015 No.6822465 [Reply] [Original]

Who is your cookfu?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:26:24 2015 No.6822487 File: 88 KB, 394x435, 165640719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOUR ASS

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:28:24 2015 No.6822492 >>6822487 This is the kind of quality post that keeps me coming back to /ck/

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Aug 27 19:28:59 2015 No.6822496 File: 243 KB, 616x821, 1206038736439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 Kelsey with a side of Rachel

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:29:31 2015 No.6822499 File: 90 KB, 960x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 Dis bitch right here

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:30:39 2015 No.6822505 >>6822492 fuck off back to /mlp/ cocksucker

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:30:59 2015 No.6822507 >>6822465 >3D gtfo normie

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:31:12 2015 No.6822509 File: 903 KB, 2000x3000, Nigella-Lawson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 Easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:31:23 2015 No.6822511 File: 85 KB, 578x867, Cooking Waifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rachel Khoo, all day everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:32:41 2015 No.6822518 >>6822509 God she is so fucking hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:34:08 2015 No.6822521 File: 76 KB, 620x413, sara la fontain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:34:14 2015 No.6822523 >>6822509 Isn't she a nobody though that can't even win a cooking competition once ever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:41:53 2015 No.6822549 >>6822523 No, she is not a nobody and I heard she slapped your ma around and your ma took it like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:42:46 2015 No.6822552 >>6822549 That's a lie, she is my mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:48:12 2015 No.6822577 >>6822552 Well tell her I would bang the ever loving shit out of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:50:07 2015 No.6822584 >>6822577 Fuck no, I want her all to my self. She's a terrible cook but she's a bangable dommy mommy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:52:57 2015 No.6822596 File: 83 KB, 306x300, jewlia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Julia

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:55:47 2015 No.6822612 File: 21 KB, 550x410, martha-stewart-model-swimwear-bathing-suit-young-photo-GC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shes no Martha

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 19:57:07 2015 No.6822619 >>6822465 Who is your Kung Fu? Who is your egg fu yung?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:03:59 2015 No.6822637 >>6822511 thanks bro, we are friends now but I still deep down feel like it's my destiny to bang out Claire Robinson

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:12:49 2015 No.6822672 File: 28 KB, 636x358, rxzxe6z75o3v3ekrvqyr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It should be obvious

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:20:34 2015 No.6822698 File: 69 KB, 616x462, DV1608H_Guy-Fieri-Pies-N-Thighs_s4x3_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:21:36 2015 No.6822702 File: 40 KB, 616x462, 0148663_Guy-enjoys-turducken_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni18col.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:22:37 2015 No.6822705 File: 47 KB, 400x400, guy_fieri_eating_burger_xl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kissu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 20:26:42 2015 No.6822719 File: 16 KB, 300x225, m0moqv-b78926438z.120120309092821000g1415vtk1.2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822672 that aint jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:26:31 2015 No.6822923 File: 152 KB, 1920x1080, frugal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy tbh

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:34:52 2015 No.6822943 File: 48 KB, 788x525, lauramillerraw.vegan.notgross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:37:41 2015 No.6822946 File: 133 KB, 969x512, chef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:41:50 2015 No.6822963 >>6822465 wow she has a smokin body

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:42:43 2015 No.6822965 >>6822465 Who Is this fluid druid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:43:24 2015 No.6822969 File: 125 KB, 842x422, wpt_1366995838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:44:27 2015 No.6822972 File: 41 KB, 348x494, 519T864i7fL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tina Nordström

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 21:49:58 2015 No.6822985 File: 289 KB, 383x454, felicia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:00:25 2015 No.6823012 >>6822672 JUST

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:02:37 2015 No.6823018 >>6822943 Ahhh, this one gets me. My vegan waifu

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:18:29 2015 No.6823093 These are some hot pieces of trim, bros. Wow. I had no idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:20:18 2015 No.6823101 File: 31 KB, 266x400, respectmeasachefpls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822521 >>6822969

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:21:42 2015 No.6823106 File: 48 KB, 616x462, Damaris.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Damaris Phillips >dat Southern charm

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:30:23 2015 No.6823132 File: 523 KB, 704x396, my love.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pleb taste in here

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:32:13 2015 No.6823138 >>6822496 Even fat Rachel Ray gets me hard, I'm so fucked.

>>	None !OPIATE9fy. Thu Aug 27 22:34:36 2015 No.6823143 >>6823138 nothing wrong with going rock solid over rayray

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:44:30 2015 No.6823174 File: 674 KB, 1488x689, gr-man-hero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This bloody wanker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:51:56 2015 No.6823189 >>6823106 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:53:16 2015 No.6823190 >>6822509 >old druggie nah

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 11:23:10 2015 No.6824537 File: 904 KB, 1017x665, shot-2015-08-28_082131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PailinsKitchen on youtube

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 11:25:19 2015 No.6824543 File: 75 KB, 426x676, semondemon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 11:26:20 2015 No.6824545 >>6822965 She's a judge on master chef. Don't know her name. Didn't know her tits were that big.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:32:12 2015 No.6824932 File: 221 KB, 1200x1800, Giada De Laurentiis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 >Tfw I'm new to /ck/. >Tfw I don't know if she's a meme because she hasn't been posted yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 13:34:13 2015 No.6824941 >>6822943 just beyond gorgeous nice girl too

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:09:27 2015 No.6825032 >>6824932 She has a man jaw though

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:11:27 2015 No.6825034 File: 52 KB, 616x462, CQ_Chopped-judges-composite_s4x3_lg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:11:49 2015 No.6825035 File: 19 KB, 200x253, Andreas Viestad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822972 Andreas or bust

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:12:09 2015 No.6825037 File: 38 KB, 300x330, fabdoes22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822511 you do know that she drinks from the furry crockpot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:07:12 2015 No.6825439 File: 104 KB, 375x430, laura calder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:36:53 2015 No.6825499 File: 94 KB, 749x499, Christina Tosi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 I want to eat her legs up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:38:21 2015 No.6825502 >>6825037 I've got something better for her to drink

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:41:12 2015 No.6825510 >>6822946 Muh nigga

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:43:11 2015 No.6825516

>>6822465
Have you actually seen Christina Tosi pre-MC judge? She appeared as a guest on an episode of Mind of a Chef talking about how she used near spoiled bananas to flavor her banana cream pies for the Momofuku Milk bar. I guarantee you you'd change your mind about her being your cookfu after you watch that episode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:48:50 2015 No.6825529 File: 88 KB, 1920x1080, giada543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 not to hard to pick her

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:50:05 2015 No.6825532 >>6825516 They weren't near spoiled. Over-ripe bananas develop a ton of flavor. You're just a pleb who is afraid of life :>

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:51:06 2015 No.6825535 File: 52 KB, 434x599, danifilth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6824932 >>6825529 Oh look, some cradle of filth fans

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:01:54 2015 No.6825571 File: 35 KB, 550x316, 3279836523465293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not sure if she actually ever cooks anything, but she is on the cooking channel

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:04:48 2015 No.6825582 >>6825532 She calls it near spoiled. The bananas were black. They admit it's not something you'd eat normally. I don't doubt that the pie tastes good, I'm just quoting what she (and the show) said to describe their bananas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 18:31:52 2015 No.6825644 >>6825582 I ate black/mostly black plantains all the time when I was growing up. Fite me m8. Maybe it's different because plantains have more starch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:05:35 2015 No.6825709 >>6822923 Isn't he a pedo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:06:54 2015 No.6825713 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:10:59 2015 No.6825725

>>6825644
I won't fite you m8. Like I said, there's no doubt that the bananas develop more complex flavors as they mature. It's just that where I'm from (West coast) bananas that are past brown attract fruit flies like crazy and spoil, so to be on the safe side I eat barely ripe bananas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:13:41 2015 No.6825734 >>6825582 Have you ever baked with bananas? You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about you shitter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:20:09 2015 No.6825750 >>6823138 my associate of an ethnic commonality

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:32:37 2015 No.6825775
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>>6825734
Here's a picture just for you. If that's the state of bananas you normally eat, then sure I'm a turbocock sucking pleb. To reiterate myself a third time, I'm sure Tosi's banana cream pies taste good. But really show any person a picture of that banana and ask them what word they'd use to describe it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:40:59 2015 No.6825791 >>6825775 That's perfect for baking. Not for eating raw though. Lesrn2bake before you go around bring wrong. I bet your banana bread is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 19:54:54 2015 No.6825827 >>6825725 Greenish bananas have best flavor and texture tbh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:14:29 2015 No.6825883 >>6825791 I don't bake. Second, where have I ever said that it's wrong to use those bananas for baking? I said I'd never eat one of those, though I trust Tosi makes good pies with them. Idk why you're trying to pick a fight over something I didn't say.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:31:10 2015 No.6825937 >>6825034 honestly something about bottom left always gets my gears going when shes on that sweets show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:55:58 2015 No.6826007 >>6825827 Yeah, sure, if you like dry, sour tasting bullshit bananas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 20:58:36 2015 No.6826009 >>6825034 I'd give Amanda Freitag a little bit of the sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation. No, not procreation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:33:27 2015 No.6826906 File: 298 KB, 1600x900, let's get started.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:34:35 2015 No.6826908 File: 287 KB, 1600x900, okie dokie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6826906

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:34:57 2015 No.6826909 >>6822946 >asian >dog ok I know where this is going. >>6826906 /thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:38:10 2015 No.6826914 File: 64 KB, 720x960, cookfu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw obscure cookfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:42:51 2015 No.6826918 File: 27 KB, 480x360, aspergers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfection

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 03:55:41 2015 No.6826931 >>6826914 He's gorg

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:25:02 2015 No.6826956 >>6826918 my mom watches his gardening videos. i crack up 'cause he's a /ck/ meme, and my mom has no idea what's going on.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:43:14 2015 No.6826977 >>6825499 I wanna fuck her with a milk bar.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:43:55 2015 No.6826978 File: 7 KB, 236x236, Georgia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825571 I like the other one better, but not a bad choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 04:57:45 2015 No.6826993 >>6826956 Are his gardening vids legit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:13:36 2015 No.6827000 >>6826993 yeah, they're more serious. still greg videos though

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 05:27:43 2015 No.6827012 >>6825516 But that's the kind of banana most people use in baking. Why would that make anybody change their mind?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 06:38:46 2015 No.6827095 >>6825571 she's an annoying cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:33:20 2015 No.6827219 File: 721 KB, 1001x1001, Maximum-over-meatrub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Female: >>6822511 But when it comes to a cookbando there is only one man that can pierce my heart. >Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 08:36:16 2015 No.6827222 >>6822511 dirty slut >>6822509 gross >>6822499 trashbag >>6822496 why either of these are even famous is beyond me >>6822465 nice bod but severely overrated >>6826906 >>6826908 would wife/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 10:19:16 2015 No.6827435 File: 37 KB, 400x600, Raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6823174 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCujO6Ujw_o

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 10:25:55 2015 No.6827450 File: 1.04 MB, 900x900, photo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6827219 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 10:27:17 2015 No.6827451 >>6825529 Jugs on fleek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:00:24 2015 No.6827513 File: 427 KB, 1024x681, 8402345975_79280307d2_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best cookfu coming through

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:04:46 2015 No.6827521 >>6822496 >Rachel Rae >MORE GARLIC MORE GARLIC MORE GARLIC

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:14:17 2015 No.6827546 File: 135 KB, 333x499, fea-tosi-sprinkles-lg-01b-2015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:17:27 2015 No.6827553 >>6827513 eew, she's all old and shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:18:36 2015 No.6827555 >>6827521 garlic is great

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:24:57 2015 No.6827567 >>6827450 holy shit hahahha couldnt stop laughing top kek m8

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:35:18 2015 No.6827592 >>6825535 The Moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait. Soft winds whisper the bidding of trees, as this tragedy starts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:58:39 2015 No.6827654 File: 183 KB, 1920x1080, waifuu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 best french chef IMO

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 11:59:46 2015 No.6827658 File: 31 KB, 640x360, waifu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6827654 or pic related

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:05:06 2015 No.6827668 File: 375 KB, 485x483, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she eats banana peel

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:11:27 2015 No.6827676 File: 92 KB, 600x600, 600x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:11:41 2015 No.6827677 File: 303 KB, 640x640, IMG_20150829_232236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My catfu

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:14:10 2015 No.6827683 >>6827677 he looks good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 12:18:24 2015 No.6827693 File: 86 KB, 560x723, 136224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822496 >>6823138 I'm with these guys

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 13:10:45 2015 No.6827792 >>6827676 look up jade feng

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 13:44:51 2015 No.6827871 >>6823106 >Louisville > southern

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:03:50 2015 No.6827925 File: 134 KB, 1280x892, manngchie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 first for manangchiii

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:05:20 2015 No.6827932 File: 832 KB, 896x588, that_looks_delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 marie of fuckin' course

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:06:20 2015 No.6827936 >>6826906 >>6826908 who is this qt 3.14?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:10:54 2015 No.6827947 >>6822596 Hell yeah. Do yourself a favor, though: DO NOT try to look up "Julia Child porn."

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:12:53 2015 No.6827952 File: 115 KB, 768x943, Lorraine_Pascale_credit_Myles_New1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:13:09 2015 No.6827953 I don't care how completely cliche it is, Ted Allen is my gay crush.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:13:50 2015 No.6827957 File: 1.26 MB, 960x779, 1349223970026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ainsley of course. How can you not ADORE the man after watching this. https://my.mixtape.moe/gohksz.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:29:09 2015 No.6828002 File: 6 KB, 233x103, 1421157328572.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825439 Hnnngggg

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 14:41:58 2015 No.6828049 >>6827693 Those tits are so wonky, I just want to suck on them all day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 17:10:10 2015 No.6828420 File: 74 KB, 585x657, twofat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] seriously guys, you're all 20 years old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 18:59:08 2015 No.6828686 File: 72 KB, 400x400, 358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825571 >>6826978 They're great. They've got a podcast http://www.feralaudio.com/show/slumber-party-with-alie-and-georgia/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:11:14 2015 No.6828737 >>6827957 Ainsley for Bob 2.0 in Twin Peaks 2016.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:21:30 2015 No.6828780 >>6825516 >>6825582 >>6825725 >>6825775 >>6825883 you are a tremendous fucking backpedalling faggot and i hope deep down you know this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:22:47 2015 No.6828785 >>6825516 Tosi is an overrated hack and I hate to come down on her side on anything, but in this instance, you are wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:28:14 2015 No.6828810 >>6828420 Hell yeah. Miss these beautiful bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:30:25 2015 No.6828817 I only like the recent thin version of her. She's a bit of a dyke but absolute qt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:31:27 2015 No.6828820 File: 59 KB, 750x500, FullSizeRender-16-750x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6828817

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:33:48 2015 No.6828829 >>6828817 >>6828820 >bit of a dyke yes she is a lesbian

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:35:35 2015 No.6828836 >>6828829 Doesn't effect my chances of fucking her one bit. And all lesbians are down for a good dicking once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:36:39 2015 No.6828840 >>6828836 >Doesn't effect my chances of fucking her one bit you're right; it's still 0

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:38:31 2015 No.6828845 >>6828840 Yeah that is what I was implying. Burn, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 20:39:41 2015 No.6829026 >>6827936 yes who is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:39:45 2015 No.6829211 >>6827936 >>6829026 A retarded girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:42:17 2015 No.6829218 >>6829211 cerebral palsy is not 'retarded'

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:45:29 2015 No.6829227 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qEMHzrIyw You all lost

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 21:53:58 2015 No.6829254 File: 120 KB, 1024x681, abouttheshow-1024x681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Katering Show https://www.youtube.com/user/LeadBalloonTV/videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:46:23 2015 No.6829370 File: 191 KB, 1066x1066, 90041c214bd715a7b01754cf5fbccd0d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6829227

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:49:58 2015 No.6829378 >>6829254 Id 'fuck' em both.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:54:18 2015 No.6829390 File: 81 KB, 640x426, 9843198793.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:56:24 2015 No.6829395 >>6829218 pretty sure it is

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:58:46 2015 No.6829402 >>6828780 What would you call the banana in the picture then, just ripe?

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 22:59:37 2015 No.6829405
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I want to rub the breaching ram of my unsheathed gentile organ through every peak and valley in Rachel Ray's bloated kosher cottage cheese rump. I want her to call me rolling pin as I frot with her back fat and ignore her own pleasure. I want her to overwork her puffy and nimbus-like muskrat masseters as I forcefeed her Trader Joe's bruschetta and slap my balls to my shaft in syncopated Caribbean ecstasy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 23:03:25 2015 No.6829416 File: 35 KB, 565x375, vivian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 23:06:47 2015 No.6829419 >>6829378 Agreed

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 23:11:20 2015 No.6829428 >>6829395 it is sometimes but not always. she doesn't seem retarded she just has some trouble with things

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 23:13:40 2015 No.6829433 >>6827658 Moé cé Pat sô cé Kat !...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 01:16:33 2015 No.6829689 >>6827932 Amazed it took this long

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 01:27:25 2015 No.6829712 >>6822509 Dear god, this. I think she's a little beyond milf status at this point, but 5-10 years ago, sweet lord I'd let this titcow milk me of my cum for the rest of eternity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 01:33:26 2015 No.6829719 >>6828420 Fuck yeah, always enjoyed their kitchen banter and singing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 02:01:54 2015 No.6829812 >>6829390 my nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 02:17:00 2015 No.6829848 File: 52 KB, 267x400, oh it's so good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 02:18:17 2015 No.6829851 File: 52 KB, 400x525, dom deluise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 06:46:24 2015 No.6830237 File: 105 KB, 620x360, christina-tosi-2015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tosi yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 06:48:16 2015 No.6830242 File: 292 KB, 750x522, 060915-masterchef-judges-750x522-1433886602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 07:49:38 2015 No.6830301 File: 309 KB, 547x414, mai waifu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 easy choice

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 09:02:56 2015 No.6830417 >>6829395 no, it isn't. it's a movement disorder. sometimes it affects thought but not usually in the way that makes you dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 09:07:00 2015 No.6830428 >>6830417 Hi Who is that girl youre talking about? I wanna see her cook

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 09:10:40 2015 No.6830432

>>6825034
>Mommas Boy who rolls his r's for no reason
>Kinda normal guy
>Judge who is knowledgeable on every single odd ingredient.
>Asshole
>Just kind of there.
>Guy who always finds 1 problem with a perfect dish and then makes a huge deal of it.
>Chooses who she wants to win before tasting anything
>Guy who won the Chopped Judge challenge
>Asshole who personally insults the chef, rather than the food

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 09:11:20 2015 No.6830434 >>6830417 >>6830428 Nvm i found her on youtube

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 09:21:09 2015 No.6830449 >>6822499 Don't know who that is, but she looks like if my mother dyed her hair black. >mummsy's hair is chestnut-coloured

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:10:35 2015 No.6831310 File: 115 KB, 406x650, nads g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6830301

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:31:53 2015 No.6831409 >>6831310 what an ugly belly tatoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:33:20 2015 No.6831417 >>6829227 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:34:18 2015 No.6831420 File: 49 KB, 397x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6831310 >>6831409 french canadian thing maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:37:59 2015 No.6831430 File: 69 KB, 396x600, ainsley18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:44:23 2015 No.6831449 File: 43 KB, 181x250, shirley tay as pearlyn chew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no shirley tay/pearlyn chew No Singaporeans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:52:21 2015 No.6831474 >>6827952 why do black people love diastemas so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:53:37 2015 No.6831476 >>6828420 if you are over 30 and on 4chan, you need to reassess your life choices

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:54:38 2015 No.6831483 >>6828820 "I see dead people"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:58:44 2015 No.6831496 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, 1417366117050.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only true answer is my disabledfu

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:02:40 2015 No.6831512 >>6831476 Shit no, we have a septegenarian on /k/ and he's cool as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:10:47 2015 No.6831533 >>6831496 God damn her tits are so fucking perfect >tfw when no cerebral palsy qt3.14 gf to protect from bullies

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:19:17 2015 No.6831560 >>6830432 this is the most accurate rating of the judges i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 15:24:34 2015 No.6831572 >>6825034 amanda freitag and GZ are the only bearable ones The rest are uppity arrogant cunts or just fucking annoying, or both

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:08:42 2015 No.6831688 >>6827521 but...if done right (and not burnt or sloppily chopped), garlic is delicious

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 16:16:10 2015 No.6831699

>>6827668
that would be like fucking a skeleton

>>6827553
>not wanting to try milf

>>6824543
she has the shy-girl-who-would-be-a freak-in-bed vibe, I dig it

>>6822509
>Britmilf
(british accent) i bet she'd be an awfully sporting tart. smashing!

>>6822499
>looks like Courtney Cox, who got better with age
She can be my "Friend" any day

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:31:33 2015 No.6832631 >>6829390 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:45:25 2015 No.6832701 >>6831512 I can't imagine anything less cool.

Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:49:51 2015 No.6832734

>>6831699
I've tried milf, if you like going from zero to weird kinky shit in minus 30 seconds flat, then milf is good

otherwise you're not missing much

personally I prefer my sex boring, the only kink that gets me off is if she's crying, unhappy, visibly uncomfortable, or emotionally flatlining, like a zombie

if she's taking the initiative with the weird stuff, it just kills my boner

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 20:53:39 2015 No.6832751 >>6832701 >caring about being cool after 8th grade Sure is underage b& in here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 21:01:22 2015 No.6832798 >>6827658 the hell is going on there

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 21:05:13 2015 No.6832812 >>6832798 It's a manlet and a whore so absolutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:14:29 2015 No.6833105 >>6832812 >>6832798 In rude canadian french, a cook and a porn star make food. In this vid they say that the final recipe tatstes like ''welfare''.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:15:29 2015 No.6833109 >>6833105 >>6832812 >>6832798 Forgot link: https://vimeo.com/37695217

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:22:56 2015 No.6833136 >>6822946 oh man I remember watching a vid with her but I can't remember her name. Sauce please

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:26:04 2015 No.6833147 >>6832812 I think she might be in heels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 22:32:04 2015 No.6833165 >>6831483 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:33:58 2015 No.6833327 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA63vrvS3R8 >That tired, croaky voice >Those worn, sleepy eyes >Them mannerisms Waifu as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:54:30 2015 No.6833374 >>6829227 This is going to save me so much time, awesome

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 23:58:48 2015 No.6833385 >>6833327 >I get really impatient about making rice, so I just go buy a take-out box of steamed rice for a dollar lol holy shit she's the best

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 00:54:50 2015 No.6833498 >>6833147 They are still both tiny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:42:46 2015 No.6833717 File: 30 KB, 310x229, 03312010_foodparty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2015 >not being a friend and lover

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:49:33 2015 No.6833734 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZyy54pM_k

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:12:39 2015 No.6833762 File: 281 KB, 763x1023, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no alton brown smh fam

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:22:36 2015 No.6833774 >>6833762 nice tacticool

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:24:52 2015 No.6833776 >>6833774 >muh black salt weppuns fudd pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:48:54 2015 No.6833808 >>6826908 whole cupboard section dedicated to mace 2/10 would not bang

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 09:43:08 2015 No.6834356 >>6833327 she's got her own unique Charlotte Gainsbourg beauty going on sort of looks like Kazu Makino top tier qt

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 09:46:32 2015 No.6834363 >>6833136 cooking with dog >>6822946 Poor Francis ;_; he's getting old and hasn't been looking well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 09:50:08 2015 No.6834369 File: 48 KB, 685x385, cast_adam_134817858452___CC___685x385.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6827567 >hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 09:50:58 2015 No.6834370 File: 397 KB, 574x463, kaceytron.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6827676 Is this the kaceytron of the cooking world?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 09:52:10 2015 No.6834371 >>6833734 this is amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:38:54 2015 No.6834470 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7hyjwFXpQs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:41:24 2015 No.6834478 >>6829218 Bitch is a re-re.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:42:47 2015 No.6834479 File: 513 KB, 780x633, It_685e32_5587571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:43:10 2015 No.6834482 File: 38 KB, 640x360, Steven Raichlen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Steven Raichlen of BBQ University and Primal Grill fame.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:43:48 2015 No.6834484 File: 336 KB, 780x633, It_8d066a_5587571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:48:54 2015 No.6834632 File: 26 KB, 615x409, Sue-Perkins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:53:02 2015 No.6834646 File: 32 KB, 720x404, ochikeron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6822465 only the finest will do. ochikeron in best cookfu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:00:20 2015 No.6834666 This is my kekfu https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=55&v=NBiX4XS9HQQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:10:40 2015 No.6834691 >>6834646 how can she hold the soup like that!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:16:12 2015 No.6834876 >>6834691 The food might not be real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:27:04 2015 No.6834901 >>6832701 Yeah, because someone with actual combat experience in Vietnam that can contribute to threads is so lame. Shut the fuck up child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:28:33 2015 No.6834907 >>6822465 Nice fake tits on that broad

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:53:07 2015 No.6834980 >>6834907 I was wondering about that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:04:54 2015 No.6835011 >>6829416 i like her thickness

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:07:08 2015 No.6835020 File: 91 KB, 700x700, 2464d48499e51b3c8459a5ac251605e7c49331f2b3ed4cbab2ee9b5f1c8c2173_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Leather Daddy.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:35:32 2015 No.6835114

>>6834632
But she doesn't have her own cooking show or restaurant or anything... she's just a presenter. It's like saying Jimmy Savile is your favourite musician though he just presented Top of the Pops. I love me some Sue, though.
She's my favourite lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:38:32 2015 No.6835126 >>6834907 >>6834980 Yeah there's no way those are real, look at her body type. Her frame is way too little to have titties that big naturally. My girlfriend's figure is the exact same and her tits are a fraction of those mammaries

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:43:10 2015 No.6835147 >>6835126 Padded push up bra perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:43:45 2015 No.6835150 >>6834632 hate her tbh(to be honest)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:44:52 2015 No.6835153 >>6835147 Yeah you're probably right, actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:48:00 2015 No.6835161 >>6824932 I could run out like 5 during her show if I stayed focused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:48:32 2015 No.6835163 File: 141 KB, 950x534, internet-eats-up-guy-fieri-s-awesomely-bad-nyt-restaurant-review-a7cadb43ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835020

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:49:37 2015 No.6835166 >>6827693 Hnnng DFC

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:51:02 2015 No.6835172 >>6831310 Bet her pussy smells like a rotten can of tuna shoved into a pig corpse

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 14:56:40 2015 No.6835189 >>6835161 Even though she looks like an ugly bird person Jewess I still find her kind of attractive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:07:05 2015 No.6835219 File: 1.99 MB, 1000x812, 1353091014315.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6834479 >>6834484

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:15:24 2015 No.6835244 >>6835219 Ty for my seizure

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:30:41 2015 No.6835279 >>6825032 My mother has a jaw like that, you heathen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:36:01 2015 No.6835296 >>6825032 A square jaw isn't necessarily manly. Many beautiful women have them especially internationally recognized beauties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:36:30 2015 No.6835303 >>6827952 Her smile is fucking gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:41:02 2015 No.6835322 File: 73 KB, 500x691, tumblr_mo0i8brbl31s75lrno1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835296 those "internationally recognized beauties" always have big hips, tits, and asses. that's what people care about, not their dumb manfaces.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:44:36 2015 No.6835335 >>6827450 so moist right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:44:44 2015 No.6835336 >>6835114 It doesn't matter, she is one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen. I wish she was my wife. >>6835150 I love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:46:02 2015 No.6835341 File: 59 KB, 798x350, Filipa-Gomes-Prato-do-Dia-798x350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know she looks a little SJW with the glasses and the hairstyle, but the way she cooks just cancels that vibe

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:46:05 2015 No.6835342 >>6827952 aww yeahh

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 15:47:13 2015 No.6835348 >>6835322 jigaboo detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:06:55 2015 No.6835414 >>6835322 Most Hollywood and model types don't have much of that but man jaws are common.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:09:20 2015 No.6835421 >>6835414 models are not attractive to straight men, because there are no straight men in the fashion industry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:14:12 2015 No.6835450 >>6833762 Based Alton.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:22:46 2015 No.6835486 >>6835421 and yet Adriana Lima is still considered one of the most beautiful women in the world by straight men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:46:10 2015 No.6835577 >>6834907 Probably just a padded bra because she looks more normal in other pics

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:49:06 2015 No.6835593 >>6835486 Victoria Secret and lingerie models in general tend to buck this trend. You don't usually look good in lingerie if you don't have the figure to hang it on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:54:27 2015 No.6835615 >>6835593 She like the other Victoria Secret models are pretty petite. They don't look much different from other high fashion catwalk models. Swimsuit models are sometimes a different story.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:59:35 2015 No.6835628

>>6835615
They're not really "petite" because petite implies that they're short. Also they don't usually fit the normal waif mold of high fashion models. I think you haven't seen that many high-fashion models if you believe that.

http://www.femininebeauty.info/fashion-model-physique

>The central tendency among high-fashion models is to approximate the physique of adolescent boys.

Compare that to this:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/victorias-secret-models-modeling-lingerie-vs-high-fashion-runway/296887

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:06:07 2015 No.6835644 >>6835628 In my mind they are pretty similar. I got to see plenty of high end fashion models back in the 90's via the E! Entertainment channel.

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