/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6814716]

Is blue cheese supposed to be spicy?

My friend and I got some generic Kroger blue crumbled cheese and it has a very weird reaction on my tongue and his, kind of spicy kind of strange.
It almost reminds me of the sensation of eating something you're allergic to.
We all thought it tasted this way.

Thoughts, ck?

[Anonymous No.6814724]

Your allergic seek medical help quickly!
>dumbass

[Anonymous No.6814725]

>>6814716
Is Big Red gum spicy to you?

[Anonymous No.6814729]

blue cheese can be peppery yes.

don't buy crumbled cheese, why is this a thing in america.

[Anonymous No.6814738]

>>6814729
>why is this a thing in america.
Because people with arthritis can't grate, or crumble cheese easily.

[Anonymous No.6814740]

>>6814724
>3+ unrelated people
Thought I was clear about this

>>6814725
No, I like scorpion peppers

>>6814729
>>6814738
Because convenience

[Anonymous No.6814743]

>>6814740

it's not convenient though it's inferior.

>>6814738

that definitely is not why it is a thing in america.

[Anonymous No.6814744]

>>6814729
Salads. Bleu cheese is a common salad topping here, hence why its precrumbled. We can get feta like this too. We do have the blocks as well, but here its less common for people to just sit and eat chunks of cheese.

[Anonymous No.6814745]

>>6814738

Blue cheese is incredibly soft. It doesn't require grating, and crumbling it requires almost zero effort. A person with arthritis could do it no problem.

[Anonymous No.6814751]

>>6814745
>never had arthritis
As someone with employment related carpal tunnel syndrome I can tell you this is blatantly false. I have to type with my middle finger and thumb because it hurts to type normally.

>sucks being an ITfag

[Anonymous No.6814752]

>>6814743
>>6814745
It's always old people buying crumbled cheese.

[Anonymous No.6814757]

>>6814743
Oh shut up, you're just trolling and this post made it obvious. Stop pretending you know jack about our country.

[Anonymous No.6814759]

>>6814752

it's always old people buying shell on walnuts as well and that sure as shit isn't arthritis friendly

[Anonymous No.6814762]

>>6814757

crumbled blue cheese is not sold in supermarkets in america because of arthritis dude.

[Anonymous No.6814763]

>>6814743
>i dont understand
>THAT MEANS YOU'RE ALL WRONG

yeah, you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.6814767]

>>6814763

i'm sorry that is in no way an accurate summary of what i am saying.

[Anonymous No.6814771]

>>6814759
Not all old people buy shelled nuts, not all old people have arthritis. My arthritic grandmother used to buy shelled nuts every christmas, she just had a nut cracker do all the work for her, she just had to apply pressure to a level.

>>6814762
No, its for SALADS you idiot. We make premade cheese crumbles for salad, though some people like it for melting because crumbles melt quicker than chunks.
>never had bleu cheese crumbles on a nice rare steak

[Anonymous No.6814772]

>>6814743
I suppose it's not convenient to settle for less, next time I won't get crumbled.

It was about twice as expensive as the wedge, too.

[Anonymous No.6814776]

>>6814767
No it was, it really was. You don't have any idea what you are talking about but felt included to make an inaccurate assumption anyways, then act like we're wrong just because you don't understand. Sorry, but your lack of understanding isn't our problem, if you don't get it, that's your issue.

[Anonymous No.6814779]

>>6814771
OP here, we were indeed using it for rare steaks.

[Anonymous No.6814780]

>>6814771

cracking a nut with a nutcracker is not arthritis friendly.

>>6814772

yeah seriously brah that's the worst thing about it, the markup. people don't appreciate blue cheese enough, it sucks that you guys do that to it.

[Anonymous No.6814781]

>>6814772
You are paying to have it crumbled for you. On an industrial level bleu cheese is flash frozen to create the fissures that the cheese will break along, then when is warmed up all you need to do is apply pressure and the cheese will crumble into the little pieces you put on your food.

[Anonymous No.6814783]

>>6814776

i asked why and someone provided a suggestion that makes no sense so i dismissed it. what is the 'inaccurate assumption' i made?

[Anonymous No.6814786]

>>6814781
Ewww D:

[Anonymous No.6814790]

>>6814780
I'm not talking about the little pincher things, I'm talking about the standing soldier with the level in the back. You put a nut in his mouth(insert joke here) and then push the lever on his back. The soldier "bites" the nut and it cracks, releasing the spirit trapped within. Congratulations. You now have a demon loose in the house.

>>6814780
read >>6814781
You are paying for an extra mechanical process, of course its gonna cost extra.

[Anonymous No.6814796]

>>6814783
>make no sense
No, you just don't understand. This is your issue, not his, not mine, not anyones but yours. Pull your head out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.6814798]

>>6814790

>You are paying for an extra mechanical process

you're paying more for that dude. are you defending it or what?

[Anonymous No.6814800]

ITT:foreigners and low life coastals wishing they had crumbled blue on rare steak.

[Anonymous No.6814802]

>>6814798
Just being informative
He's saying you can't expect someone to do something extra for free

[Anonymous No.6814804]

>>6814796

i don't understand that crumbled blue cheese is ubiquitous across the united states and in fact quite often more readily available than actual wheels of blue cheese because of fucking arthritis? no dude.

[Anonymous No.6814806]

>>6814798
I'm not sure I get your point. Here in the US extra labor is expected to cost more. If an additional machine is used in the production you will have the extra maintenance cost passed onto the customer. Are you drunk? You keep not understanding things and making strange assumptions.

[Anonymous No.6814808]

>>6814802

i don't think that really applies in this context, freezing and crumbling it is a very cheap way of distributing blue cheese across the whole of america. it's probably done that way precisely because it is cheap.

[Anonymous No.6814810]

>>6814716
thats because you're eating mold, faggot

[Anonymous No.6814811]

>>6814800
>crumbled blue on rare steak

that sounds like the biggest hipster meme food ever

[Anonymous No.6814819]

>>6814808
Then maybe they can just get away with it using the excuse of labor; regardless they seem to charge more for it :/

[Anonymous No.6814820]

>>6814808

But it's not cheap. The crumbling process is an extra step that costs money. On the other hand it does nothing whatsoever to improve distribution.

[Anonymous No.6814823]

>>6814806

my point is that the markup exceeds that which would proportionately account for the 'extra labour' involved in freezing and shattering the cheese. what is actually happening is that there's a markup on crumbled blue cheese because they know people will buy it because they're used to it.

[Anonymous No.6814824]

>>6814804
No, its not more common, not here at least. Crumbled cheese is a tiny section of the market here. Again, you need to fucking pay attention and learn to comprehend. Crumbled cheese is sold for melting and salads. People buy it precrumbled because not everyone has the means or ability to crumble or grate or otherwise masticate their own cheese. Could be from arthritis, could be from lack of proper tools. Who knows, not our place to question. The point being there was a market for pre-crumbled cheese and someone took advantage of the opportunity.

How the fuck do you not understand this?
>durr no dude no arthritis dude


>>6814808
No. Its not. Blocks of cheese are the easiest method. Crumbles need to be kept refrigerated in special trucks for transport or it will form back into a block. Blocks can be tossed onto any truck and sent out.

>>6814811
More of a German-midwestern thing. We don't do hipster.

[Anonymous No.6814825]

>>6814811
At least it isn't crumbled blue on blue rare HUE

[Anonymous No.6814831]

>>6814823
Not at all. Do you know how much it costs to maintain industrial machines? C'mon man, the industrial revolution started in your country for JMB's sake. Plus the special transport, the little plastic tub they put it in, it all makes sense to people who aren't autistic.

[Anonymous No.6814832]

>>6814810

LITERALLY DIE

[Anonymous No.6814835]

>>6814823
Watch modern marvels, they have eps about cheese. Your ignorance is painful and annoying.

[Anonymous No.6814837]

>>6814824

>People buy it precrumbled because not everyone has the means or ability to crumble or grate or otherwise masticate their own cheese.

you are utterly, totally deluded if you think this.

>No. Its not. Blocks of cheese are the easiest method.

all cheese needs to be kept refrigerated. the logistics of distributing crumbled cheese are much the same as regular cheese but the product is more consistent making it more cost-effective.

>>6814831

>Do you know how much it costs to maintain industrial machines?

a negligible quantity on this scale?

[Anonymous No.6814840]

>>6814716
>It almost reminds me of the sensation of eating something you're allergic to.

Can you elaborate a bit...
What are you allergic to, im curious as I have some suspicions that I may allergic to some stuff

[Anonymous No.6814842]

>>6814835

cite them, don't point me to a fucking tv show in lieu of an argument.

[Anonymous No.6814843]

>>6814716
blue cheese and fried mushrooms on a rare steak
so fucking good

[Anonymous No.6814846]

>>6814840
A mild sting on the tongue and cheeks, there's a smell that I get internally and it smells like death and pain, but mildly, and always followed by red flushed cheeks

[Anonymous No.6814847]

>>6814842
You're like the student who's given an open book test then complains the professor didnt give the page numbers.

[Anonymous No.6814849]

>>6814837
>you are utterly, totally deluded if you think this.

Nah, you're just butthurt that you were wrong and now you're making up an argument rather than just educate yourself. No thanks, I don't want to play your silly troll game.

>all cheese needs to be kept refrigerated
Stupidest post on /ck/. Think before you type before you convince us that you are retarded.

>negligible amount on this scale
No idea honestly, but considering how rarely people around here buy precrumbled cheese I would assume they need the markup just to make it profitable.

[Anonymous No.6814852]

>>6814842
>doesn't have an argument
>can't google
Do your own work you lazy piece of shit, its obvious to everyone here that you were in the wrong but are too fucking dense to realize it.

>all cheese needs to be kept refrigerated
Did this idiot really just post this?

[Anonymous No.6814853]

Sorry your thread has been destroyed, OP. I've felt the same sensation with certain kinds of blue cheese. It's usually the funkier ones so maybe it's caused by the higher ammonia content. It's the same feeling I get when I eat shrimp or lobster but it doesn't last as long.

(I don't know what I'm talking about. Just guessing.)

[Anonymous No.6814854]

>>6814847

And you seem to be dancing around the point.

This isn't a class where we are expected to work for our education. It's a discussion. You're supposed to make clear points. What you're doing right now is obfuscating your citation which harms your credibility.

[Anonymous No.6814856]

>>6814837
>totally deluded
Nope. You are. You are autistic, and it shouldn't be possible for you to not understand this but somehow you found a way.

[Anonymous No.6814857]

>>6814847

you aren't a professor.

>>6814849

>Stupidest post on /ck/.

to be distributed across the US, all cheese is stored refrigerated.

>No idea honestly, but considering how rarely people around here buy precrumbled cheese

it's on your fucking supermarket shelves in droves dude, it's easier to get than just a fucking wedge of gorgonzola.

[Anonymous No.6814859]

>>6814849
>I would assume

If you don't know the facts and are instead making assumptions then why are you even posting at all?

[Anonymous No.6814860]

>>6814837
Fuck you, i get precrumbled for steaks because I dont own a cheese grater nor do I wish to take the time to chop it up with a knife. I'm not even american fuck you asshole.

[Anonymous No.6814865]

>>6814860

>nor do I wish to take the time to chop it up with a knife

a cheaper, higher quality product, and you don't get it because you don't want to spend all of 30 seconds doing a rolling chop. fuck you too, asshole. you're an enemy of quality.

[Anonymous No.6814866]

>>6814854
Let me break this down in terms which you're accustomed.

You are being a whiny little bitch.

[Anonymous No.6814868]

>>6814859
Why are you?

>it's on your fucking supermarket shelves in droves dude, it's easier to get than just a fucking wedge of gorgonzola.

FALSE

>to be distributed across the US, all cheese is stored refrigerated.

FALSE

Would you like to keep playing? Hey, lets start making bullshit assumptions about the UK now.

Why do you faggots make up retarded laws that don't actually make people safer?

[Anonymous No.6814874]

>>6814857
Who the hell said I was, you feces loving goose fuck?

[Anonymous No.6814876]

>>6814865
>30 seconds
Not even close. Bleu cheese isn't a hard cheese dumbass, you can just do a rolling chop. It will get stuck to the blade and you will end up making a mess, I know, I actually cook things.

>confirmed for being a non-cooking pleb

[Anonymous No.6814879]

>>6814868

>argumentum ad cultrum

we aren't playing this game dude. i don't care about the america vs britain angle in general, your disrespect toward blue cheese is simply inexcusable.

[Anonymous No.6814880]

>>6814859
Its funny because this is exactly what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.6814883]

>>6814876

it will get stuck to the blade and you will keep going and it won't matter. you can also just chill it beforehand. there is no argument that favours what you are doing. you're doing it because you don't care.

[Anonymous No.6814888]

>>6814879
Once again you have no idea whats going on. If i want to eat awesome bleu cheese i get a block, if i plan on melting it (destroying the flavor btw, it mixes with the fat of the meat and becomes something else entirely) i use crumbles because it wont make that much of a difference and saves time. Here in the US we work more than you do in Europe, and take less vacations, we are just in general busier. We don't like to waste time that could otherwise be spent relaxing. I am not disrespecting cheese, I am disrespecting you for being arrogant and making asinine assumptions about another nation using your limited world view and mental capacity. Stop acting like an aussie cunt and educate yourself before you go on a rant about shit you don't even understand.

[Anonymous No.6814894]

>>6814883
>you're on a tirade like an aspie because you care too much

I'd rather just buy precrumbled cheese than end up like you. I mean, really, you have no class and act like a boor.

Also your method simply wont work, i've tried. chilling didn't work. I kept cooling it more and more until It froze and crumbled anyways. So just buy quality cheese and freeze it yourself?

takes too long, I got other shit to do.

[Anonymous No.6814896]

>>6814888
Bravo

[Anonymous No.6814897]

>>6814879
too late
you disregarded logical and reasonable discourse and now we are onto anger and name calling.

you really should have just been reasonable instead of making assumptions and acting like a cunt

[Anonymous No.6814901]

>>6814888

>Here in the US we work more than you do in Europe, and take less vacations, we are just in general busier.

this is not why you have pre-crumbled blue cheese. these excuses are utterly hilarious. it's plain cultural apathy and negligence.

>>6814894

you haven't actually tried. you're wanking about in impotent defense of the fact that you buy the equivalent of pre-grated parmesan but for blue cheese. except grating parmesan is actually a bit of a ballache and your 'i have no grater' bullshit would almost excuse you there, whereas breaking blue cheese into clumps is literally one of the easiest tasks i could possibly think of, other than outrunning you.

[Anonymous No.6814905]

>>6814897

i didn't make assumptions at first. i just don't think that crumbled blue cheese exists because of arthritis. it's an utterly absurd claim.

[Anonymous No.6814906]

>>6814880
>>6814888
>Thread about cheese
>Americans obsess about Britain

Wew lad.

[Anonymous No.6814910]

>>6814905
>disregarding all the other reasons
Classy.

>>6814906
This started because you were obsessed with our habit of eating cheeses in a different form than you. Are you really this stupid? Oh...wait...yeah.

[Anonymous No.6814913]

>>6814901
>it's plain cultural apathy and negligence.
Coming from you this means nothing.

[Anonymous No.6814915]

>>6814901
Americans work more hours than anyone.

Tap dance around that fact if you want. It does not make it untrue. We view Europeans as lazy.

[Anonymous No.6814918]

>>6814901
Nah, I tried. Nice to see you're so butthurt about being wrong though. Good to know that learning is abhorred in your nation. Are british bleu cheeses different that what comes out of the rest of the world? because there is no way you could possible think what you do.

>own a cheese grater
This is 2015 pleb, did you inherit yours from your grandmum?

[Anonymous No.6814919]

>>6814910

what other reasons?

>>6814915

>Americans work more hours than anyone.

in general, yes. i don't dispute that. what i do dispute is that this the reason they favour pre-crumbled blue cheese. it seems like you're appealing to one of their 'good' qualities to excuse one of their bad ones.

[Anonymous No.6814924]

>>6814901
Amerikaners work more than all Europeans. Only a few Asian countries work more, this is common knowledge, Britfriend. They need to work so much to buy more TVs and cars and stuff.

-a german

[Anonymous No.6814929]

>>6814919
Im not assigning that as the sole reason. There are many reasons to purchase conveniences. Stop being obtuse.

[Anonymous No.6814931]

>>6814918

>Nice to see you're so butthurt about being wrong though. Good to know that learning is abhorred in your nation.

why do you talk like this. it's utterly cringe. i don't care if you're angry at me and i won't pretend you are if you aren't and i certainly won't call it 'nice' when you are. your passive-aggressive sarcasm makes you sound like someone out of mean girls.

>Are british bleu cheeses different that what comes out of the rest of the world? because there is no way you could possible think what you do.

is there supposed to be an 'otherwise' or something at the end of this sentence? yes we have some unique blue cheeses, a fair few actually but it's nothing to do with being a brit. fuck man i don't even evaluate america badly in general you're just complete fucking spergs when it comes to cheese.

[Anonymous No.6814932]

>>6814919
>salad
>melting
>saves time, we generally have less to spare
>some people are otherwise unable to masticate their own cheese, disabled people and elderly
>depending on the manufacturer its the same cheese they sell as blocks, just frozen then crumbled
>you keep assuming that freezing the cheese somehow completely changes the quality

I'm starting to think you're just a troll. No one is this willfully ignorant.
>in b4 "lolz i tolld u!"

[Anonymous No.6814933]

>>6814924
Go burn a Jew, you Nazi.

[Anonymous No.6814941]

>>6814929

>There are many reasons to purchase conveniences

calling it a convenience is misleading when the product is inferior. it would be a convenience if the quality remained the same. but you guys don't really have good quality blue cheeses in general,

[Anonymous No.6814945]

>>6814933
No thank you? The rest of the world will invade us again.

>>6814931
They also have some terrible beers, but so does England. You also have the worst meat products in Europe. When it comes to general laziness the UK and the US are tied. The difference is in the US they are obsessed with personal freedom and base everything around their perceived options. In the UK people just accept propriety and never question why they are slaves, but have no problem questioning the US.

[Anonymous No.6814948]

>>6814941
>durr hurr freezing something changes the quality
>no, i change my mind, its all shit to begin with

Pick a point a stick to it, now you're just angsty.

[Anonymous No.6814950]

>>6814941
You never came to meet me for the duel. I claim your possessions henceforth. My man will be over shortly to collect.

[Anonymous No.6814952]

>>6814941
You are confessing your lack of knowledge of the states.

Thanks for the civil exchange. I'm out.

[Anonymous No.6814956]

>>6814932

>salad
>melting

chop your own blue cheese up.

>saves time, we generally have less to spare

you take less holidays, i don't think the hours you work are generally so much worse to make it prohibitively difficult to lop of a 50g piece of cheese and rolling chop it into pieces.

>some people are otherwise unable to masticate their own cheese, disabled people and elderly

blue cheese is extremely fucking soft and you can (again) chop your own. people old enough to have difficulty chewing generally don't have the work-life balance problems alluded to earlier. if they can't chop it themselves, fine. let them buy it. but the product doesn't exist for that minuscule demographic.

>depending on the manufacturer its the same cheese they sell as blocks, just frozen then crumbled

making it store less well. also the manufacturers that sell it probably make shit cheese in the first place.

>you keep assuming that freezing the cheese somehow completely changes the quality

i don't. but storing it in a deep freeze sure as shit can.

[Anonymous No.6814957]

Is this britbong seriously questioning the quality of another nations food?

Go boil some meat you retard.

The UK is recognized around the world for having the worst food on any first world nation.

[Anonymous No.6814962]

>>6814945

you guys have some great beers. i'm not talking about beer.

>You also have the worst meat products in Europe.

what? i don't see that.

>>6814948

i don't think you quite engaged with my point in the first place.

>>6814950

well observed. i don't even remember what we are arguing about but i'm gonna have your mum again before this one is over.

[Anonymous No.6814971]

>>6814716
"Spicy" is a commonly used word to describe blues. Typically the more veining it has, the spicier it will be.

t. i work in a cheese shop

[Anonymous No.6814972]

>>6814956
>much worse to make it prohibitively difficult to lop of a 50g piece of cheese


Of course it's not a lot of effort. But that doesn't matter. We, as a country, are obsessed with "convenience". Sliced bread, sliced or shredded cheese, etc, is the norm here. I'm not trying to justify that, I'm simply stating the way it happens to be.

[Anonymous No.6814977]

>>6814972

i could kiss you for being so equanimous. i just think that the convenience factor has kind of damaged your ability to appreciate and enjoy cheeses in general.

[Anonymous No.6814979]

>>6814956
No we actually work longer weeks. 15% hours more on average when compared to western europe. Even more than that when compared to eastern europe because of all the employment. South korea is the only nation that beats us putting in on average 7 more hours per week. 40 hours is a standard work week around the world but in the US people work "over time" for more pay.

Everything else you said is just you changing your argument because you know you couldn't defend your original points.

>implying crumbled cheese isn't in itself a minuscule demographic

Did you know they sell anus chocolate? not joking, google it. I can't imagine the market is very large but people still sell it, lots of people actually, and its outrageously expensive for just being chocolate.

>how to google things

[Anonymous No.6814986]

>>6814962
>>6814950
Holy shit this is the same brit faggot from the other night. Do you ever not act like a self-righteous cunt? I remember that thread, you were doing basically the same thing you are doing now, arguing without a legit point simply because you are a shit.

[Anonymous No.6814989]

>>6814979

crumbled blue cheese is your most popular blue cheese product by far.

>Everything else you said is just you changing your argument because you know you couldn't defend your original points.

my original 'point' was just a question. i'm not sure what you think i'm changing my argument from and to.

[Anonymous No.6814990]

>>6814977
>. i just think that the convenience factor has kind of damaged your ability to appreciate and enjoy cheeses in general.

Nobody is denying that bro. We do make some good cheese here in the US. And we can import nearly all the good stuff from Europe as well. But, that's a small part of the market. The average person buys mass-produced pre-sliced/shredded/crumbled cheese of mediocre quality.

[Anonymous No.6815000]

>>6814990

>Nobody is denying that bro.

if nobody was denying that i'm not sure there would be a problem. but there definitely isn't one with you.

[Anonymous No.6815010]

>>6814989
>this idiot actually believes his own bullshit

[Anonymous No.6815019]

>>6814990
I don't know anyone who buys presliced or precrumbled cheeses unless they have a specific purpose. People just buy big blocks of cheese and cut off what they need.
Do you live in big city or something?

>>6814986
yeah i wont be responding to him anymore, i remember that thread too. he's also the idiot who goes around making 'your mum' jokes all day every day. no point trying to be reasonable with a bona fide idiot.

[Anonymous No.6815022]

Well that's another thread successfully ruined with American shitposting.

Good job boys, we'll get those commies eventually.

[Anonymous No.6815028]

>>6814957
Actually that's America.

[Anonymous No.6815034]

>>6815022
>american shit posting
>implying it wasnt the brit

As a german, i have no idea how you asshats defeated the Wehrmacht.

>>6815028
Nope, its the UK without a doubt. Everyone knows that the US just steals other nation's foods and remarkets them. You guys just plain suck.

[Anonymous No.6815045]

>>6815019
That would be wise, my American chum. He is quite unreasonable and lacks anything even resembling decorum.

[Anonymous No.6815048]

>>6815028
>get a load of this barmy duffer

[Anonymous No.6815049]

>>6815034

the world is just wrong and retarded about UK food though. we have some fucking god tier shit but we're maligned by culturally illiterate idiots ranting about 'boiled meat' and shit not knowing that pretty much every celebrated food culture boils meat.

[Anonymous No.6815050]

>>6815019

> i remember that thread too

wow that's pretty impressive that you can hearken back to the fossilised epoch that was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.6815054]

>>6815049
>no you're all wrong and i know everything why wont your recognize my greatness?!
>waaaah waaaaaaaaaaahwaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaah

I translated that for you, not everyone here speaks whiny bitch, thankfully after observing you through two threads I picked it up and have become fluent. Its really the only way we can communicate with you.

[Anonymous No.6815056]

>>6815054

i am more relaxed than your mother's kegels after the deep tissue massage i gave them half an hour ago.

[Anonymous No.6815057]

>>6815034
LOL!

>defeated the hardcore Germans

I would have killed every single one of you bastards in the war but I must say, Germans were some of the best troops to ever live. Tough as nails.

[Anonymous No.6815063]

Gorgonzola gets you that great blue cheese flavor but none of the burn. Alternatively, you could go to the other end of the spectrum and get Cabrales which literally numbs your entire mouth.

[Anonymous No.6815066]

>>6815050
>yesterday
Maybe by BRITISH reckoning. Here in the states time moves faster, its already next week here.

>its ok to be jealous

[Anonymous No.6815101]

>>6815034
>You guys just plain suck
>As a German

[Anonymous No.6815104]

>>6815048
Actually I'm French and American food is not fit for dog.

[Anonymous No.6815112]

>>6815057
The US quite literally stole their tactics and a lot of their training methods. The current US PASGT helmet is actually based off of the old German steel helmets from WWII. We took their squad mentality and also their "rapid dominance" strategy of initiating a conflict. The brits would call this "blitzkrieg", though the germans never used the term. Don't even get me started on how NASA is all nazis and how Albert Speer designed modern Manhattan. Also, Obama wears suits by Hugo Boss, the same guy who designed the Nazi uniforms.
If it wasn't for the genocide we'd recognize Germans are the cultural innovators of the modern era, and if they won the war we wouldn't even know about the genocide.

[Anonymous No.6815113]

>>6815104
Actually I'm smarter than you and don't value your opinions whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.6815115]

>>6815049
>Even engaging them

They are looking for attention and you are just giving it to them.

[Anonymous No.6815119]

>>6815066
Go easy on them, time moves so slow in Britain that they're still using CRT TVs.

Babysteps anon, let their state-sponsored media inform them or else they may die of shock.

[Anonymous No.6815129]

>>6815115
Actually we'd be happier if you fucked off and never posted again, but we'll settle for pointing out that british opinions on food are invalid. If we want some asshole to yell at chefs until his hardon pokes through his trousers we'll call a brit, but if we want quality food we will intentionally lose your number.

>truth hurts

[Anonymous No.6815139]

Notice how he angrily tries to provoke me into giving him attention and validating his existence.

[Anonymous No.6815156]

>>6815129
The worst part is when they actually try and talk about food with other nations, like they actually know what they are talking about. Arrogance is a definitive british trait, but considering they are a nation that has never held onto a single colony I find it odd how they think people will value their input. At least here in the US our colonies became states and we are actually relevant on a world scale. brits are forces to engage in passive aggressive troll wars online to seek validation because its all they have, during their state allotted internet time. Just look at the post below yours, he's trying to get responses while pretending he doesn't want them. He's desperate the have someone to engage. Truly pathetic.

>>6815119
Don't worry, the muslims will kill them all off before they get too annoying.

[Anonymous No.6815160]

>>6815139
I'm English and even I think you're just being a self-absorbed cunt. You really are barmy.

>>6815156
Its not all bad, mate. Try a ploughman's lunch sometime. Good eating, to be sure.

[Anonymous No.6815172]

this is one of those threads that is hilariously disrupted by the inability of its participants to distinguish between different posters.

[Anonymous No.6815174]

>>6815156
Being passive aggressive while others disregard your imput is another british trait. Just look at their government. We actually forced them to invade Iraq and Afghanistan with us, despite their protests. We like to keep them on a leash, just to show them whose boss. You know whats really funny? Argentina. They kicked britains ass. It wasn't a guerrilla war either. It was an outright total war, like the good old days, and the brits lost horribly, despite having the same weapons and basic armament.

[Anonymous No.6815176]

>>6815160
Kneel before your American masters like a good bitch.

[Anonymous No.6815180]

>>6815172
>cant tell people apart
nah, you're just stupid. we're doing fine.

[Anonymous No.6815187]

>>6815176
Sorry mate, the old knee benders don't work so well these days. Can I just sit on a stool in front of my american masters?

[Anonymous No.6815190]

The yanks are going all out in this thread.

[Anonymous No.6815196]

>>6815190
>im german

[Anonymous No.6815201]

a brit remarks on how americans don't do very well with blue cheese and look what happens.

look at this shit:

>>6815174
>>6815156
>>6815129
>>6814868
>>6814880

look at this shit.

i'd love to see a heatmap of all these anti-brit morons across america. not really to see how they're distributed but just to imagine the diverse lives of jingoistic idiots born 200 years too late.

[Anonymous No.6815205]

>>6815190
I'm English, as you already know. Still waiting on that duel, old chum. You were far worse in this thread than them.

>>6815201
Oh sod off you incompetent, cheeky blighter. You are a much bigger problem then our former colonists. Just stop being an arse and people will stop being mad at you.
>just stop being an arse
Impossible for you, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.6815209]

>>6815201
This yank absolute anal devastation is hilarious. Me and the guys on /brit/ are laughing our arses off at him.

[Anonymous No.6815213]

>>6815205
>This unnatural usage of slang
>This on his knees slurping of American cock

Yank confirmed.

[Anonymous No.6815214]

>>6815201
>completely disregarding a german and his own countryman calling him out for being an idiot

your attempts are more pathetic than i can accurately put into words. I feel like i need new words to properly describe how sad you are. Its like you so ass-ravaged that you need to just keep spouting off and ranting regardless of how much worse it makes you look.

[Anonymous No.6815220]

>>6815205
I'm glad you're here to remind people that we don't all act like this clown. I've been lurking but this fool is started to make us all look like just as bad as him.

Dear Americans, this one angry cunt does not represent us, just as Mike Moore doesn't represent you. Please take this into consideration when reading this idiots posts.

[Anonymous No.6815224]

Jesus, what got the Ameriblobs all triggered ITT?

[Anonymous No.6815225]

>>6815201
Its so odd how irl nobody gives a shit but here its like a boring game

[Anonymous No.6815226]

>>6815214

i think it's pretty clear that not a single brit has gone off on such hilariously irrelevant rants as the ones i posted. i don't dispute that someone claiming to be a brit and some german interloper have joined their case but that hardly affects the point i was making.

[Anonymous No.6815233]

>>6815213
Of course, as you say. How could I possibly hope to trick you with my misuse of my own language?

>>6815220
He does this regularly. I engaged him yesterday for being an unreasonable shithead and he acted just like this. The samefagging, the pointless arguing, the blatant lack of intellect, its all textbook. He has a distinct style and its easy to spot.

[Anonymous No.6815237]

>>6815224
A fellow Englishman is on a rant, disregard him. Don't go making us all look like cunts now.
>assuming you are also english

[Anonymous No.6815239]

>>6815226
>hilarious
Yeah, pretending youre joking doesn't really hide how ass-pained you are. Its ok though, just keep on pretending you're not an idiot who has been rekt two days in a row.

[Anonymous No.6815240]

>>6815233

oh yeah you totally won yesterday's argument

>samefagging

what does this even mean in this context. i haven't pretended to be someone else, if that's what you mean.

[Anonymous No.6815244]

>>6815239

what is the actual evidence that i am asspained? is there a single post i've made that has shown any of the typical signs that someone is angry?

[Anonymous No.6815245]

>>6815225
More of an annoying game. I've never seen such anger until I met this barmy cunt. He is misrepresenting our country and its downright appalling. I hope the rest of the world can see that even here people would think he's a shithead. He is not normal by any standards.

[Anonymous No.6815246]

>>6815233
>>6815233
Nah nigga, I just got in this thread and there is complete anal devastation from clappyfats over cheese and you anal slurping them when they are actively slagging you, me and all of us off like a little faggot.

[Anonymous No.6815249]

>>6815240
>oh yeah you totally won yesterday's argument
No, I didn't, the other brit did. I'm murican. DURRRRR.

>>6815244
>so much asspain
>just keeps trying to convince us he's not asspained

anyone who can read will see how asspained you are. there is a while thread of it.
>i dont get american cheese
>youre all wrong i am the only person who knows cheese
>i will keep making shit up but im still right
This is you, all thread, and all yesterday.

[Anonymous No.6815253]

>>6815246
Speak English, kid.

[Anonymous No.6815255]

>>6815246
>implying anyone will believe your ludicrous claims

[Anonymous No.6815256]

>>6815249

so none, basically. your incoherence only vindicates me more and more.

i mean i actually like america. i just have a bit of an issue with the way you generally use cheese.

[Anonymous No.6815258]

>>6815245
no worries man, we can see he's just an idiot. we don't think all brits are like this. we have idiots here too.

[Anonymous No.6815260]

>>6815256
yeah, and I like the UK, spent a year living in Sommerset, I just think you're a jackass.

[Anonymous No.6815266]

Right so asking why clappyfats rape cheese results in the greatest triggering this side on /int/.

Good to know.

[Anonymous No.6815267]

>>6815260

is it really my fault that several people clearly felt extremely insulted by me dissing the way their country uses cheese? i mean i didn't tell them i fucked their mother or anything. apart from the ones whose mothers i did actually fuck but that doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.6815268]

>>6815260
>and I like the UK
And yet you have spammed out countless shitposting images, insults, attacks etc because you got triggered over cheese.

You and your country are pathetic. Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.6815269]

>>6815256
>vindicates me more and more.
This is how we know you're asspained. Rather than thinking of this in terms of right and wrong you're turned this into a personal pissing match. You've been wrong thoughout the thread, but it doesn't matter. If you have the last word you will call it a win and pretend all the stupid things you say are ok because you annoyed the other guy until he left. This is how children think, and the fact that you can't understand this is what makes you easy to spot and impossible to take seriously. Part of me actually wishes I could help you, but you'd never allow that.
You're too busy trying to win something that can't be won.

>>6815266
I don't think the yanks are even posting still.

[Anonymous No.6815272]

>>6815267
No, it was how you blatantly made shit up and pretended it was fact, and how you refused to acknowledge things while repeating the same lies. Disagreeing is ok, lying to support a false assumption is not ok. How hard it this to understand?

>>6815268
Bye. I wasn't here until after most of that but ok, go on pretending you know things again, just like this entire thread. You do realize that people can actually read all the retarded shit you posted right?

[Anonymous No.6815275]

>>6815269

> Rather than thinking of this in terms of right and wrong you're turned this into a personal pissing match

have i? or have i responded to very personal comments with very personal counterarguments? if i told you i fucked your mother, and you investigated the issue and told me that i hadn't actually fucked your mother, would it be fair for me to say that you're clearly mad because you keep going on about how i didn't fuck your mother?

[Anonymous No.6815277]

>>6815268
>you have spammed out countless shitposting images, insults, attacks etc because you got triggered over cheese

No mate, you did. Its still up there for everyone to see. You initiated this, and now you are retreating because you can't win.

[Anonymous No.6815278]

>>6815272

>how you blatantly made shit up and pretended it was fact

sorry what did i make up?

>lying to support a false assumption is not ok

what lies, and what assumption?

[Anonymous No.6815280]

>>6815275
>look how mad he is about losing

>>6815269
This murican is still here. took a break to cook some dinner.

[Anonymous No.6815285]

you fags should be rollin for dubs
does this board even have janitors?

[Anonymous No.6815288]

>>6815278
>already forgot his posts
>even if i link them he will claim it was someone else
>implying i dont remember your tactics from yesterday

Lies about arthritis, lies about cheese production and transport, lies about cost, lies about quality, lies about the amount of cheese being sold, i could go on but you're really not worth my time. Anyone can read the thread and see how stupid you are. Until its deleted your shame will be here for the world to see.

[Anonymous No.6815291]

>>6815285
Yes, two of them. Ones a jap, the other is a brit.

[Anonymous No.6815293]

>>6815277

i'm not sure a single anti-american image has been posted. i count several references to me being a 'foreigner', 'autistic', 'ignorant', a 'silly troll', the 'stupidest post on /ck/', 'retarded', 'lazy', an 'idiot' and so on before i made a single insulting remark. and the nationalistic remarks started on your side too - with this post >>6814868

i mean it's quite clear if you read the thread impartially (which i actually am, more or less) that americans or american sympathisers have turned this thread into a fucking food fight.

[Anonymous No.6815294]

>>6815280
What did you cook? We can still keep this /ck/ related while discussing the wayward child.

[Anonymous No.6815296]

>>6815288
>really not worth my time
too late!!
ayyyy lamaoolaa

[Anonymous No.6815297]

>>6815288

what lies did i tell about arthritis? how are any of these lies? can you actually explicate these claims?

[Anonymous No.6815300]

>>6815293
You instigated it, you know you did, and you do it often. Don't pretend you don't know what you are doing, you're an instigator.

>>6815294
Baked sole and a salad. I'd take a pic but i finished it already.

[Anonymous No.6815302]

>>6815297
Different guy, but I was here earlier.
>you can crumble cheese with arthritis
No, you can't. I have carpal tunnel and I can tell you that arthritis and carpal tunnel both make it damn near impossible. I have a hard enough time typing with two fingers.

[Anonymous No.6815309]

>>6815293
>pretending to be impartial
>makes outrageous assumptions about the cheese of another nation and refuses to acknowledge anything contradicting his claims

>durr hurr hope you guys are just inferior and dont have good cheese

Yeah, you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.6815315]

>>6815300
How did you season it?
I am partial to tarragon, thyme. rosemary and lemon grass.

>>6815302
Just ignore him, he shouldn't be taken seriously. He's just a desperate troll.

[Anonymous No.6815316]

>>6815300

yes, clearly i did, but by making a vaguely critical claim about the fact that you guys have crumbled blue cheese at supermarkets. not through insults, shitposting images, or attacks. you guys did almost all of those until i started telling you i fucked your mothers. because you all deserve it you belligerent idiots.

>>6815302

i didn't say that. even if i did calling it a 'lie' is a pretty huge stretch.

[Anonymous No.6815322]

>>6815288
>>6815316
>i didn't say that.
CALLED IT. Damn you are predictable.

[Anonymous No.6815328]

>>6815322

even if i did say it, it's clearly not a 'lie', just a spurious claim. but i didn't say it. note how i don't do capitalisation on here.

[Anonymous No.6815331]

>>6814743
>>6814745
>>6814780
>>6814798
>>6814804
>>6814808
Oh look at these edgy posts and all those false assumptions, and guess what, there is more. I only went through the first 5th of the thread. You instigated this and you did it intentionally. Don't talk shit and expect people not to respond in kind.

[Anonymous No.6815335]

>>6815328
>oh look at how i just changed my typing style to suit my argument

Troll harder.

[Anonymous No.6815338]

>>6815328
>even if i did say it
>just a spurious claim
You make a lot of those. I guess this is what losing looks like.

>>6815315
I used garlic salt, black peppercorns, thyme, and lime.

[Anonymous No.6815342]

ITT that idiot who makes mom jokes is back with a vengeance

[Anonymous No.6815345]

>>6815331

are any of these lies, insults, attacks, shitposting images?

>>6815335

yes that's not insane at all, i obviously made one post in the thread in a slightly different style just to evade accountability because i knew it would be the one claim you called out as a lie despite all the other claims i made being things you could potentially disagree with.

[Anonymous No.6815350]

>>6815345
>lies, insults, and attack
No images, but that doesn't really matter at this point. You've backpedalled enough that we can now tell you're just full of shit.

>>6815342
He also has obvious mommy issues. Just look at the sheer number of times he mentions mothers in a thread that is about cheese. its kinda disturbing.

[Anonymous No.6815354]

>>6815345
>trying this hard
>still being easily identifiable

You lose. Play again?

[Anonymous No.6815357]

>>6815345
I am ashamed to live on the same island as you. Please deport yourself to ausfailia immediately.

[Anonymous No.6815364]

>>6815350

there are no lies insults or attacks in those posts.

[Anonymous No.6815371]

>>6815357
We know not all brits are like this. He's just a lone moron.

>>6815364
>oh i didnt post those cant you tell by my different typing style
>just spurious claims
>even if i did say that...
No, ignored. You can no longer be taken seriously and everything you say is automatically invalid. You had a chance to be reasonable, you kicked that chance in the face over 150 posts ago.

[Anonymous No.6815378]

>>6815371

don't you realise you just hurt your country by defending it so belligerently like this? you make it look unreasoned and irritable.

[Anonymous No.6815379]

>>6815364
>inferior
>why do americans do that?
>it sucks that you do that
>no dude
>arthritis doesnt have anything to do with manual dexterity
>you can slice bleu cheese easily
>freezing cheese changes quality
>oh, it doesn't? well then...you guys just have shit cheese so there.

Retard? Yes, very retard. You a big retard, possibly biggest retard. You no say smart thing, only say dumb things.
There, did I dumb that down enough for you?
>now watch as he makes more bullshit claims about how he didn't post those, but even if he did....blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.6815383]

>>6815378
>you make it look unreasoned and irritable.
Pot calling the kettle black, too bad there is an entire thread showing your ignorance, while we were reasonable and tried to explain shit to you while you just spouted more "spurious claims".
>your claims are invalid, and rightly so

[Anonymous No.6815387]

>>6815378
Not really, I still think the US is better than the UK, and he's more competent that you. Remenber the part where you called me a nazi and told me to burn a jew? Don't pretend you don't.

[Anonymous No.6815391]

holyfucking shit is that retarded britbong still going on about nothing what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6815397]

>>6815383
its like a repeat of yesterday
repetition is a sign of autism

[Anonymous No.6815400]

>>6815379
>>6815383
>>6815387

do you people not think if i had a hateboner for america and wanted to shit on it i would've risen to your generalised comments, shitposting images and so on about how much of a nanny state with terrible food britain is? i didn't do that. the US is fine but crumbled blue cheese is just indefensible.

[Anonymous No.6815407]

>>6815400
Doesn't make you any less of a shit. Like that other brit told you yesterday, you're just an unruly cunt with who is socially gauche and lack the basic social graces to convey an idea without sounding like a complete asshole. What worse is rather than reply rationally you just spout more bullshit, a great bit of which is lies, and then act like we're in the wrong when we try to correct you. Are you on drugs or just a child? You're still desperately trying to defend your inaccurate claim about cheese and its downright pathetic.

[Anonymous No.6815419]

>>6814716
It's the mold.
I'd say the generic Kroger blue cheese probably comes from an inferior producer of blue cheese and the mold is of an inferior strain.
Blue cheeses all taste different, because molds, even the same strain, will perform differently in different climates, and they all need time to mature.
tl;dr you bought a crappy brand of blue cheese. Next time, buy some better blue, like Stilton or Gorgonzola, or Blacksticks Blue (which is hard to find here in the US, but totally worth it, it's so good). Anyway, you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.6815422]

>>6815407

you are in the wrong. you are the ones who initiated hostilities. i may have done a very good job of provoking you but i'll be damned if i'm gonna accept that my arguments - rational arguments - against crumbled blue cheese are lies, insults, attacks or shitposts, they're just claims you disagree with and very clearly feel affronted by.

[Anonymous No.6815423]

>>6815400
>get a load of this jakey cunt right here
>i didnt say that
>ok im might have
>i dont dislike the yanks i just talk shit to them and get huffy when they do the same back to me

you're proper arseholed m8, slow down, drink some water.

[Anonymous No.6815440]

>>6815400
I agree with Bonglander here. There's no good reason to buy precrumbled blue cheese. NONE. And anyone trying to argue that is not only wrong, but also a prick. Nearly all blue cheeses are soft. Most are easily crumbled, some have to be spread and I only know of one that can actually be cut with a knife (and it's still fairly soft, in comparison to hard cheeses). The crumbly ones can be crumbled by hand or with a fork, or, if you don't care about the size of your crumbles, just mash your portion of it down with a potato masher or pastry blender. Doesn't get much easier than that, and it will taste better and be more economical than the precrumbled shit.

[Anonymous No.6815444]

>>6815422
>implying I was here for the first half of the thread
>making all these assumptions

No, asshole, I'm mad you told me to burn a jew. I'm not even amerikan. I'm also baffled that you think your opinion of food is valid. I've been to the UK, you people eat shit, and then get drunk and eat shit curry. London was nice, but I spent all my time looking for French and eastern european restaurants for a decent meal. You also have terrible cheese which is another reason I'm confused. you dicks don't know how to make cheese any better than the Amis but you are so far up your own ass you would rather waste hours talking shit online rather than just accept that people eat differently than you do. Also, you are blatantly wrong in many of your claims. I googled, youre just wrong. We're already addressed with numerous times but youre just too fucking stupid to realize it.

>mfw british cheese is too sour from improper amounts of acid
>mfw brits roast damn near all meat and call it good
>mfw brits took over the world to gain spices and don't know how to use any of them
>tea, enough said.
>should I mention all the belgian ales you fags still drink? this isn't the 90s. bier has advanced

[Anonymous No.6815451]

>>6815440
This entire thread could have been avoided if you had shared your crumbling methods earlier. britbong tried to tell us to just chop it up like a pleb.

Though I've never had a chunk of bleu cheese that would crumble. All the ones I've had were soft and pungent.

[Anonymous No.6815455]

You all need to shut up.
Brits know nothing of food, and Americans just steal other nation's food and bury it in fat and sugar.

[Anonymous No.6815460]

>>6815444

not you specifically, americans.

all these wildly unfair claims directed at our food, each of which could be unpicked extensively in an individual thread, only serve to show how utterly one-sided the balance of hostilities between britain and america is in this thread. you guys don't seem to appreciate blue cheese as much as you should. it's a shame. wanna call us out on other shit? fine, but don't pretend you're actually addressing me on my own terms.

[Anonymous No.6815462]

>>6815455
Wait, that's what the frog flag looks like? I always assumed pic related was your flag because it's the only one I've ever seen a frog hold.

[Anonymous No.6815475]

>>6815462

kill yourself, and take your shitty food with you

[Anonymous No.6815479]

>>6815475

>imageofamericanprovidence.jpg

[Anonymous No.6815480]

>>6815460
>because you shift your terms when you lose and argument and then deny everything you posted claiming it was someone else
>not to mention using made up facts to support your arguments
>just keep pretending you didn't lose, again
>just keep pretending there isn't almost 200 posts of you losing
>just keep pretending you know jack about food

>>6815455
Carefully froggy, I will personally invade your nation again. My grandfather left his favorite pair of boots in a Parisian whores apartment, I will come to reclaim them by force and take the city as recompense.

[Anonymous No.6815489]

>>6815451
Well excuuuuuuuse me, I just got here and read the thread. lol

I've had all sorts of blue cheeses, the most crumbly ones tend to be danish blues and english blues. Mainland europe (it seems) makes more soft, spreadable blue cheeses. I love them all, except the cheap generic kinds you find in the dairy aisles here in the US (usually made by Kraft or "store brand".) That why I was telling OP that he bought an inferior produced cheese and that's why it had that taste. I'm sure it wasn't properly matured.

[Anonymous No.6815494]

>>6815480

you don't have a single concrete example of me 'shifting my terms' or using 'made up facts'. you said you googled things which prove me wrong, so surely you could fucking provide them dude. i don't even know what claims you're purporting to address.

[Anonymous No.6815496]

>>6815479
>the people who made this abomination think their culinary opinions matter.

[Anonymous No.6815499]

>>6815496

>clearly a more appealing looking image than the image previously posted, which is american
>trying to call me out on 'shifting my terms'

[Anonymous No.6815500]

>>6815455
>>6815462
fukken roasted

[Anonymous No.6815506]

>>6815494
Don't even try it faggot, you have asked us to do this half a dozen times and you just keep ignoring it and pretending its not right. The most blatantly obvious ones are:
>freezing cheese changes the quality
>machines don't require maintenance so they shouldn't charge more for machine processed cheese
>all cheese needs to be refridgerated
>i live near chedder so i know cheese

[Anonymous No.6815510]

>>6815494
>>6815499
Dude, just stop. We've addressed this numerous times throughout the thread, everyone can see it. Stop pretending you don't. We're not going through this again. You are an idiot and have no argument and have lost, yet again. Pretending the arguments never happened is just pathetic.

[Anonymous No.6815515]

>>6815499
That isn't american food.
nice attempt at deflection though, good to know you're still desperate and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.6815516]

>>6815506
Well, you misspelled Cheddar. So. your opinion gets automatically discarded.
And that goes for anyone here who can't fucking spell common cheese names.

[Anonymous No.6815517]

>>6815506

>freezing cheese changes the quality

i don't know where this came from, but yes freezing dries things out and the freeze/thaw cycle is especially detrimental to foods.

>machines don't require maintenance

never said this

>all cheese needs to be refridgerated

to transport it across the country yes it does

>i live near chedder so i know cheese

sorry what

[Anonymous No.6815521]

>>6815515

the previous image of peas in some kind of creamy shit on bread is from an american source.

[Anonymous No.6815525]

>>6815516
Its a place in Sommerset, you idiot.
Wow, just wow.
>your opinion gets automatically discarded.

[Anonymous No.6815533]

>>6815525
>Sommerset

i think someone is getting rused, but i'm not sure who.

[Anonymous No.6815534]

>>6815521
Proof? I've never once see that before in my life, but it does look similar to brit food that gets posted often.

[Anonymous No.6815535]

>>6815525
Yeah, and you still misspelled it, you fuckwad.

[Anonymous No.6815538]

>>6815533
Fuck you for pointing it out. I could have had something going.
>oh lets just ruin everyone elses fun

[Anonymous No.6815541]

>>6815496

Murrkin here. Beans on toast is great. When I was in Yurp I found a can of English Heinz baked beans in a store. So much better than gross Bush's or Van Camps at home. Maybe that is why you don't get it.

[Anonymous No.6815543]

>>6815535
Nah, thats how its spelled. I know, I'm from there. I know cheese. Our cheese is best cheese and all other cheese is STUPID LITTLE BITCH cheese.

[Anonymous No.6815544]

>>6815535
oh, and you mispelled Somerset, too, cockmongler.

You should have been a puddle on your mom's face.

[Anonymous No.6815551]

>>6815543
Shitposting baiter detected.

[Anonymous No.6815553]

>>6815544
Nope, you're wrong. I know cheese. You know nothing.

>>6815541
nah dawg, nah. I know cheese.

[Anonymous No.6815559]

>>6815534

http://jackmansjourney.com/2011/10/17/cream-peas-on-toast/

you can work out she's american or potentially canadian i guess? from some of the posts on the site. the recipe she uses is from the royal canadian legion apparently.

[Anonymous No.6815562]

>>6815551
>implying this isn't how brits post
I'm just getting in touch with my roots. I read this thread full of british superiority so I decided I want to be british. Now lets talk about how we know cheese and no other nation does. Differing opinions are just wrong, and if you disagree with me or correct me I will just ignore it and continue to share my vast knowledge of cheese with you.

[Anonymous No.6815564]

>>6815559
>royal canadian legion

Dude, do I even have to address this? The food isn't american.

[Anonymous No.6815568]

>>6815541
Another 'Murrican here. I agree, I'd rather eat Heinz beans than any other canned beans here in the US (with the exception of Ranch Style Beans).
And beans on toast is delicious. Luckily, I can find Heinz beans (and HP sauce) at several stores in my area.

[Anonymous No.6815569]

>>6815559
YOU DON'T KNOW CHEESE
FUCK OFF NON-BRIT

[Anonymous No.6815574]

>>6815564

conceded. it's also not british. although it could be either. i just think it's funny that such a commonly recurring image in anti-brit threads is closer to being american than it is to being british.

[Anonymous No.6815575]

>>6815541
>>6815568
Redacted photos of US IDs now or I'm calling bullshit. Cover everything but a timestamp and the US citizen part of the ID.
>in b4 bullshit excuses
>we all know its just brits shitposting

[Anonymous No.6815578]

Everyone just ignore the idiot trying to derail the thread, and let's keep talking about cheese and other awesome foods.

What's everyone's favorite blue cheese?

[Anonymous No.6815581]

>>6815534

>those beans

notsureifbritishoramericantryingtobebritish.jpg

[Anonymous No.6815585]

>>6815574
>canadian
>closer to american
No. They are more british or french, just ask a canadian. They want nothing to do with us. Not to mention brits rallied them to invade us and burn down our white house.

>>6815581
No idea, saved the pic from here.

[Anonymous No.6815588]

>>6815553
>I know cheese.

I was talking about you not knowing canned baked beans... but if you seriously thought that was about cheese, you don't know shit about either.

>>6815568
Agreed, Ranch Style is an awesome canned bean product. Maybe the best we've got, but while I love it with bbq meat, its not suited for breakfast toast. Which isn't a huge downside though.

[Anonymous No.6815591]

>>6815578
Yes, lets. My cheese is better than yours. Fuck you.

>>6815588
NO. YOU ARE WRONG. I KNOW CHEESE. YOUR CHEESE IS WRONG.

[Anonymous No.6815593]

>>6815574
True.
Heinz is an American company, I believe, but they've had their own market in England since...well at least the early part of the last century. It may well have had something to do with the Great War and WWII, but I'm just speculating there. I'm not going to sperg out and go looking it up.

[Anonymous No.6815597]

>>6815591
>NO. YOU ARE WRONG. I KNOW CHEESE. YOUR CHEESE IS WRONG.

Oh, I get it now.

ha.

[Anonymous No.6815602]

>>6815588
You're not american.....

>>6815593
I will.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz

[Anonymous No.6815603]

>>6815597
being british is a riot, you should try it sometime.
i need some indians to oppress now, gotta keep this ride goin'.

[Anonymous No.6815609]

>>6815575
I would never post any personal information on here, dumbass. How about I show you my Barnes and Noble card? They don't have those in England, do they? At any rate, I live in NorCal (by way of Texas), and my imitation of a British accent is so bad, it's embarrassing.
None of which changes the fact that my post >>6815568, is true and back the fuck off.

[Anonymous No.6815623]

>>6815609
>still waiting for proof
>look at all these excuses

Hey, I'm a 17ft tall lizard with a huge dick. You can believe me. Disregard the fact that I say things that a lizard would never say.
>its not cold enough in here
>I hate bugs
>i fucking love it that asians eat us

[Anonymous No.6815636]

>>6815623
You're a fucking idiot and have killed what could have been a great thread about cheese.
Your mother's a whore who should have swallowed instead, and may all your trailer trash children be successful at being huge disappointments.

[Anonymous No.6815643]

>>6815636
>implying the brit didn't ruin it first.
>implying the amis didn't ruin it second
This thread was shit long before i got involved.

[Anonymous No.6815645]

>>6815623
He may not do it, but I'll post this at least.

All my life I thought I hated baked beans. Then I tried these.

[Anonymous No.6815650]

>>6815636
>implying the british cheese autist didn't ruin it first

[Anonymous No.6815664]

>>6815645
You forgot the timestamp, but good job and thank you. I redact my anger and thank you for being compliant to my outrageous request.
You should be proud to have such a fine passport from such a glorious nation.
May the spirit of Ron Swanson be with you always.

[Anonymous No.6815666]

>>6815650
That was over and done with, and we had just gotten back on track when this other shit started. So fuck you too.

[Anonymous No.6815668]

>>6815666
>666
>devils post
Disreguarded because my vicar told me to.

[Anonymous No.6815672]

>>6815666
Not really, cheese autist will be back. He does this daily. he riled up the shit and now the shit is in motion. Can't stop it now.

[Anonymous No.6815675]

>>6815668
Did your vicar also tell you to eat a bag of dicks?

Oh, sorry, let's keep on topic.
Did your vicar also tell you to eat a bag of dick cheese?

[Anonymous No.6815679]

>>6815675
What? you're not going to jump on "disreguarded"?
Damn, I thought that would tickle your autism. Chedder and Sommerset did.

[Anonymous No.6815696]

>>6815679
>implying having good grammar is autistic.

I bet you dropped out of school at 14.
I also bet you're the same retard who's been shitting up threads all week.

[Anonymous No.6815700]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cVdVjfnMoY

[Anonymous No.6815702]

>>6815696
>grammar
but anon he only misspelled a word, his grammar was perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.6815707]

>>6815696
>confusing me with cheese autist.

I actually rarely post, i'm just drinking alone tonight like a total winner. So....meh? I don't know whats been posted this last week.

[Anonymous No.6815710]

>>6815702
Don't correct him, he doesn't like it.
>oh shit you're gonna make him mad
>dear lord don't provoke this internet badass

[Anonymous No.6815713]

>>6815696
I am saving that pic to use on /pol/, thank you.

[Anonymous No.6815722]

Holy shit. Americans get triggered and we get a thread that reaches near bump limit in one night on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.6815724]

>>6815710
Back to /b/, cuntbag.

[Anonymous No.6815728]

>>6815722
>cheese autist is still going on about shit
>implying this wasn't the work of a britshit and me, a non-american

Sure is stupid in here; oh, no, its just you....

[Anonymous No.6815729]

>>6815277
>No mate, you did
I don't know skip, I'm looking through the thread and all I'm seeing are the standard anti-British shitposting images and not a single one for America.

I think you may have a mental disease.

[Anonymous No.6815735]

>>6815729
>can't read
>only looks at pics

Yeah, your opinion is invalid. If you'd read the thread instead of just skimming the pics you'd know this, but thats assuming you are capable of being unbiased.

>go away cheese autist

[Anonymous No.6815738]

>>6815293
Americans have brainwashing worse than North Korea what with them getting on their knees and praying to the flag every day in school.

I have seen it so many times, just asking a question about America is enough to trigger their programming and they go into shitposting mode as we have seen in this thread.

[Anonymous No.6815740]

>>6815722
>>6815729
oh hey that british jerk is back.

[Anonymous No.6815743]

>>6815738
>spamming this many posts in this short of a time all saying the same shit

Hi cheese autist
Verpiss dich.

[Anonymous No.6815745]

Good fucking christ what is wrong with Americans?
>Oh hey look a thread about chees.....oh dear
What with that one cuck whipping himself for the approval of Americans?

[Anonymous No.6815749]

>>6814745
>source: I have arthritis

no? THEN FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.6815752]

>>6815455
You frogs wish you were American every day of your lives.

[Anonymous No.6815753]

>>6815745
>cheese autist isn't even trying to hide his samefagging

Are we starting this up again?

[Anonymous No.6815754]

Amerifag that doesn't even eat blue cheese here

Autistic Cheesey "It's not me because I don't capitalize my words" Britfag Guy is a loser

[Anonymous No.6815759]

>>6815745
I dunno, whats wrong with brits? Why are they so ignorant? Why are they such autistic cunts? Why do they constantly troll threads into the ground and then claim it was the aussies?

>>6815754
He's the guy who constantly makes "your mom" jokes as well. He's been shitting all over /ck/ for a long time.

[Anonymous No.6815760]

>>6815534
That picture is American. You can tell by the bacon used, the colouring of the beans and the fact that the beans have a darker sauce which is American as they use molasses and the beans have bits of bacon in it. Do you even Sherlock?

I would still eat it.

[Anonymous No.6815764]

>>6815760
I never said it wasn't, in fact I mentioned that i didn't know where it was from, i just saved it from here. Please read the thread.

[Anonymous No.6815782]

>>6815700
Peter Serafinowicz detected.

[Anonymous No.6815795]

>>6815700
Ok, american here, i actually laughed. I understand its satire, we don't trigger that easily. Well, I don't anyways. Generalizing an entire nation is silly.

[Anonymous No.6815796]

>>6815728
I just got in the thread, you silly nigger. All I see at the start is a collection of fuck Britain pictures and something about crumbling cheese. It's not hard to determine what happened.

[Anonymous No.6815801]

>>6815735
Go and argue about the communists stealing your freedoms somewhere else fatty.

[Anonymous No.6815802]

Wow, OP if you havent killed yourself reading all this shit i feel for you. Perhaps try again after this POS 404's

[Anonymous No.6815808]

>>6815759
>He's the guy who constantly makes "your mom" jokes as well
I think you have issues lad. I have just gotten into this autistic mess of a thread of American shitposting and now I'm a "your mum" spammer too? Are you this paranoid offline? That's not healthy.

[Anonymous No.6815810]

>>6815796
>>6815801
Hi cheese autist. Don't pretend you are someone else, other people are smart enough to read and actually are capable of basic literary comprehension. Disregarding things you don't like is right out of your text book, and we already know you like to alter your typing to pretend to be someone else.

>>6815808
Hi cheese autist. Still pretending? Ok.

[Anonymous No.6815814]

>>6815764
Well I'm looking at that post now if you claim it to be yours and you said another picture looks like British food and posted that. A non-autist can confer your intention.

[Anonymous No.6815816]

>>6815801
>>6815808
>>6815796
>ruins a thread with idiocy and samefagging and pretending to be someone different
>comes back later to keep ruining a dead thread

Yes, please tell us how the yanks did this, the last 14 attempts weren't sufficient.

[Anonymous No.6815817]

>>6815810
Your mums a cheese autist. How was that?

[Anonymous No.6815820]

>>6815816
Are you that weirdo from the start of the thread that wants to castrate himself to amuse Americans?

Talk about samefagging seppos.

[Anonymous No.6815822]

>>6815814
see
>>6815585

4chan is nice enough to show you the replies in little links up in the corner of the post.

[Anonymous No.6815825]

dear diary

today i made some americans so mad about cheese they started repeatedly calling me a 'cheese autist'.

a 'cheese autist'.

regards,

cheese autist.

[Anonymous No.6815828]

>>6815820
No, still the german. How do you keep forgetting me you asshat? I'm a little offended.
>how dare you fail to recognize the delicate butterflower that is me

I'm a special fucking snowflake, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.6815829]

>>6815825
Oi cunt, don't you pretend to be me, who is probably you, but is now me according to Americans.

Fuck this thread and fuck the yanks.

[Anonymous No.6815832]

>>6815825
>same shit
>5 hours later

Nice to see you still do the exact same shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.6815836]

>>6815822
I'm still waiting to see something that refutes what I said.

[Anonymous No.6815844]

Fuck you autistic fucks, post Blue cheese.

Stilton is the best.

[Anonymous No.6815846]

>>6815836
>No idea, saved the pic from here.

Jesus you are dense. This was a reply to

>notsureifbritishoramericantryingtobebritish.jpg

How can you not follow this? Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.6815851]

>>6815836
Fucking hell, I'm not even the same guy and I know what he was talking about. How the fuck can you not follow simple links?
>british people
>yes they are this stupid

[Anonymous No.6815852]

>>6815846
No, someone posted some American peas on bread shit then you posted it looked like British food and posted a British meal to say it looked like British food.

What part of your autism prevents you from understanding this very simple concept?

[Anonymous No.6815853]

>>6815832
THIS
FUCK YOU CHEESE AUTIST/MOM JOKE FAGGOT
WE KNOW ITS YOU

[Anonymous No.6815857]

>>6815853

i'm not denying it was me. i explicitly called myself 'cheese autist' in that post.

[Anonymous No.6815860]

>>6815846
>>6815851
>That post timing
>That exact grammar and exact sentence structure

[Anonymous No.6815863]

>>6815852
That not what you said. You said it was american food, and made a big deal about it like you thought I was trying to pass it off as british. I said "i never said it wasn't" in reply to your false assumption that I was trying to pass it off as british. The topic was foods that look british, and american or not it is clearly a full english breakfast or an attempt at one. See? Do you understand now?
No, you probably don't. You are british, which means you will argue on anyways because you don't understand something, which I am seeing is a very common thing among brits.

>learn logic and context

[Anonymous No.6815868]

>>6815852
nah dude
you're the autist

anyone can see that

[Anonymous No.6815873]

>>6815863
>>6815868
Post within the same minute of each other or you are a confirmed samefagger for two in a row.

[Anonymous No.6815876]

>>6815857
>>6815860
>cheese autist

>>6815863
dude, abort mission, its the cheese autist again. logic and reason don't affect him, there is only autism.

[Anonymous No.6815879]

>>6815863
>You said

[Anonymous No.6815880]

>>6815873
Yeah ok. If you say so. You have a knack for making false assumptions. I guess once again reminding you that im german would be pointless right?
of course, lets just blame the amis.

[Anonymous No.6815884]

>>6815880
Post within the same minute of each other. Somehow I get the feeling your double who speaks exactly like you and agrees with you in every way will now disappear.

[Anonymous No.6815888]

>>6815879
>That picture is American.
Yeah, you did. Don't even lie.

My reply:
>"I never said it wasn't"

In fact, earlier i posted this in response to another brit thinking it might be american.

>"No idea, saved the pic from here."

[Anonymous No.6815889]

This thread has convinced me that /ck/ needs flags and IDs.

[Anonymous No.6815890]

you faggots arguing over who posted what have made the thread hit the bump limit which means soon no one will be able to see my world class provocation of inter-atlantic belligerence. fuck you guys.

sincerely

cheese autist

[Anonymous No.6815892]

>>6815884
Nope still here. Fuck you cheese autist.
your pathetic attempts are not as hilarious as they were 5 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.6815894]

>>6815884
>within the same minute
>there is a minute long response delay time clearly displayed on the post button

Try again, faggot. You just rekt yourself.

[Anonymous No.6815899]

>>6815889
Nah, just block one faggot.
cheese autist is an admitted troll and does this daily. Just look, you will spot his distinct style quite often. Another brit was able to spot him earlier based on a single encounter with him from last night. Now that I think about it, I've seen this asshat numerous times.

[Anonymous No.6815900]

>>6815892
>>6815894
Still incapable of posting within the minute mark.

Samefagger confirmed.

[Anonymous No.6815905]

>>6815890
Fuck off cunt, you're as bad as the clappyfats.

[Anonymous No.6815906]

>>6815890
>inter-atlantic
How does this even work? I'm in Wuppertal.

>>6815900
Ah, I misunderstood, I thought you were claiming my post was within the same minute as his. Oh well, point still stands. You lose.

[Anonymous No.6815911]

>>6815905
Indeed. I'm also English but I stopped responding to him a while ago, he has issues beyond what I am capable of addressing.

[Anonymous No.6815914]

>>6815899
Is cheese autist the /ck/ version of the /pol/ boogeyman or Riley Sticka because you faggots seem to be obsessed with this individual and blame every post that dares not agree with you as just his.

[Anonymous No.6815916]

>>6815906

>How does this even work? I'm in Wuppertal.

because obviously i wasn't talking about you.

[Anonymous No.6815918]

>>6815900
I'm actually everyone on 4chan, except you. You are something I dreamt up in a retarded dream about idiots and delusional fags that can't win arguments and resort to trolling threads for 5 hours because they are butthurt.

>>6815906
Dont pretend youre not me nazi.

[Anonymous No.6815922]

>>6815906
>>6815918
Still waiting for you "two" to post within the same minute.

[Anonymous No.6815923]

>>6815914
No, its just you. Whatever you call yourself. We've seen this for too long, you've become recognizable.

>>6815916
So you were talking about me? I'm no where near the atlantic. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.6815929]

>>6815911
Are you that one Englishman who was saying how much he hates himself and how superior Americans are near the start of the thread? If you are you're worse than cheese autist.

[Anonymous No.6815931]

>>6815918
Fuck you ami, Nazi was just a political party. Don't pretend your republicans are any better.

>>6815922
We're not coordinated enough and I think there would be a time delay anyways.
>doesn't matter you just want us to prove a superfluous point because you've been assraped for 5 hours and you hope this is something you can try and claim and asinine victory from
>jokes on you, you still lose for attempted something so pathetic

Losers gonna lose.

[Anonymous No.6815932]

>>6815923
I call myself Wonder Woman, but only in the bedroom.

What does that have to do with your boogeyman?

[Anonymous No.6815935]

>>6815929
No, I am the one who wanted to duel the cheese autist. To be fair he laid down the challenge, I just accepted. Then he never showed up, like a coward.

[Anonymous No.6815936]

>>6815923

no, i wasn't talking about you, you are an uninteresting participant in this thread. what is funny is the massively exaggerated response to a very small criticism of america. not some annoying german guy making filler posts and accusing everyone who agrees with me of being me.

[Anonymous No.6815940]

>>6815931
>Nazi was just a political party
Yeah and genocide is just a word.

>>6815932
try harder. you are a joke.

[Anonymous No.6815941]

>>6815931
Well considering we all share the minute time globally co-ordinating a post is one of the easiest things one could do on this website, especially for a nation of autism like zee Germans.

Face it you were samefagging and got caught out. Now you are just doing damage control like this thread is Dresden.

[Anonymous No.6815948]

>>6815940
Are you a tumblrina? Your attacking of the kraut for being an evil Nazi and your autism like behaviour seem to point that way.

[Anonymous No.6815951]

>>6815936
>thinks this is about shit talking murica
No, its about you being a cunt, an idiot, autistic and downright annoying. You were told this yesterday as well, but once again you try to deflect the issue to something you hope others will agree with you on. Too bad your obvious personality flaws make it hard for anyone to like you or support you even if they agree with you. You're just a gauche idiot who its too much of a shit to convey ideas like an adult.

[Cheese Man No.6815956]

>>6815951
IS the cheeseman a popular paranoid delusion on /ck/? This could be funny.

[Anonymous No.6815959]

>>6815941
Then explain how to do it.

>Face it you were samefagging and got caught out.

I find it funny that we caught you doing this numerous times, so you come back hours later and pretend we're doing it. You're a real loser.

>>6815940
Not all germans took part in that, it was just the waffen ss. Did all americans kill the natives? Did all americans rape iraqis? No, stop being a child.

[Cheese Man No.6815963]

Germany is very smelly.

Britain is very sweaty.

America reigns supreme.

[Anonymous No.6815967]

>>6815951

i feel like my posts in last night's thread and this one have been both reasonable and funny. and i get bonus points for not using unimaginative and unnecessarily harsh insults like you do. also not joining arguments just to run my mouth repetitively. the guy i was arguing with yesterday rose to it quite amusingly but you're just stomping around flapping your arms and bleating like you're in a louis theroux documentary.

[Anonymous No.6815970]

>>6815956
Not really, its just one troll whose been doing this so long that people are starting to identify him by his posting style and inane arguments that don't actually have a single point within them. He just likes to argue, its like foreplay to him or something. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if he wants us to bash him so he can jerk it like the cuck he is. He loves the abuse.

>>6815963
Germany smell like bier and big titties fuck you.

[Anonymous No.6815976]

>>6815967
>still waiting for that duel

>>6815963
I only sweat when socially appropriate. Its simply boorish to sweat when its uncalled for. Learn your manners.

[Anonymous No.6815979]

>>6815970

>doing this so long that people are starting to identify him by his posting style

two nights running dude.

[Cheese Man No.6815980]

>>6815970
You dare argue against the big cheese? Don't make me throw a Cheesearang at you.

[Anonymous No.6815981]

>>6815967
fuck you im russian we dont do subtle, we hit the point home in the most direct fashion possible.

>before you get confused yes i live in the US and have US citizenship

[Anonymous No.6815985]

>>6815980
Whoa now, i'll curdle your cheese before you get a chance. My flammenwerfer will melt your cheese palace and I will use your children as fondue.

Let the war be waged!

[Cheese Man No.6815986]

>>6815976
You always sweat when Cheese Man is on the scene, Bong Man, scourge of Americans everywhere.

[Anonymous No.6815989]

>>6815979
I'm sure I've seen you before last night. Don't lie, you troll a lot. I think you might even be the guy that others brits keep calling "the aussie cunt".

[Cheese Man No.6815998]

>>6815985
Cheese Man fear nothing from Captain Nazi and Boy Garrison. Your Zyklon powers have no effect on the awesome strength of cheese.

[Anonymous No.6816001]

>>6815986
Well that's because its socially acceptable to sweat in the presence of the Cheese Man. His presence is noteworthy and simply makes the event. Without him our parties would be nothing but crackers and bits of sausage.

[Cheese Man No.6816002]

>>6815981
That sounds like communist talk to me.

[Anonymous No.6816003]

>>6815998
LIES
We have discovered a method of putting cheese into tubes like toothcleaner. You will be contained and sexually abused.

[Cheese Man No.6816009]

>>6816001
I thought I was going to have to beat you black and bleu for a minute there, Bong Man.

[Anonymous No.6816010]

>>6815989

i've been on here for years, i post OC, currently have a thread on here in which i post my breakfast. i don't usually get into america vs brit confrontations because they're boring but this one was pretty funny especially because i seem to have made a name for myself as 'cheese autist' so if you want to look for me in other threads to expose me as that, go ahead, it would be hilarious.

[Anonymous No.6816012]

>>6816002
I guess? My family moved to Brighton Beach right after WWII and then moved to WA about a decade later. I don't know how commie my family was until they came here, they never say anything nice about Russia. I'd still like to visit though.

[Cheese Man No.6816016]

>>6816003
I'm in deep Cheddar.

[Anonymous No.6816025]

>>6816010
If you act like a cunt I will call you out for it, but thats not exclusive to you. I just get triggered by cunts. or feminists. Who are cunts.

>i also post my meals
>lets try to find each others meals
Its a game now. If I find you, I will cheese man the thread until its dead. kek rhymes.

[Anonymous No.6816027]

>>6816012
You said you were Russian, either your family moved to America after WW2 or you moved here. Which is it?

[Anonymous No.6816033]

>>6816009
>bong
I'm am a little confused, I don't use marihuana. I've only ever seen bongs on the tele. Do I come off as a stoner of sorts? I always imagined them being uncoordinated and giggly.

[Cheese Man No.6816039]

>>6816025
Cheese Autist is not Cheese Man. He comes from Bizzaro world, where Cheese Man crash landed in Britain, not America as a baby.

Also he has a flipper for a penis.

[Anonymous No.6816042]

>>6816027
wait, what? I live in WA in the USA. My family moved to the US. Did i fuck up and say i live in the UK? I don't. Been to London but never lived there.

[Anonymous No.6816048]

>>6816039
Ahh, I get it. He's the Venom to your Spiderman.

>>6816033
dont lie tokie mctokenstein. you're high as fuck right now.

[Anonymous No.6816051]

>>6816039
>Also he has a flipper for a penis.
All brits do we just don't talk about it, its rude and they get upset and threaten to stop exporting Gordon Ramsey shows to the world.

[Cheese Man No.6816052]

>>6816033
Bong Man, you can't use your confusion powers on me, you can't brainwash cheese. Everyone on 4chan knows about Britbongs counting the bongs on Big Bong.

Now try and shoot one of your yellow teeth at me and I'll turn you into Swiss cheese.

[Anonymous No.6816060]

>>6816042
No, you said you were Russian and then you said your grandparents moved to America after the war. That would make you American or are you doing the muh heritage thing?

[Anonymous No.6816067]

>>6816052
Oh, Ok then. I get it now.
"Oi its seven bong you jakey cunts!"
Too bad for you I have a plate full of prosciutto and Carrs waiting for the moment I slice you into thin segments to be eaten by posh ladies who for some reason wear heels to lunch because I guess its fashionable.

[Cheese Man No.6816068]

>>6816051
So the Bongs are in league with the Atlanteans to create a race of hybrids to destroy Cheese Man and take over America? Not on my watch.

Cheese man away!

[Anonymous No.6816075]

>>6816060
>muh heritage
No one in the US is from the US except the natives. So people, out of respect for the natives, refer to themselves by their heritage. If you just call yourself "American" the natives actually get pissy about it, and a great many Americans will make a lame joke about you being an Indian.
"Oh, you're American? What tribe are your from?"

[Anonymous No.6816081]

>>6816075
brits dont like it when americans do this.
no idea why, ive seen them get upset about this before.

[Cheese Man No.6816085]

>>6816067
Not today Bong Man. Take this in the name of freedom!

[Anonymous No.6816088]

>>6816068
Get 'em Cheese Man!

[Cheese Man No.6816090]

>>6816081
Nobody outside of America does, it's weird.

Not even other new worlders like Australians or New Zealenders do muh heritage, they are just Australians or New Zealanders.

[Anonymous No.6816093]

>>6816085
Did I just get shot? If so, ouch. Give me 6 months and I will join a hunting club and return fire.

[Cheese Man No.6816096]

>>6816090
That wasn't me, Bong boy.

Picking on innocent freedom loving Americans now? Trying to frame Cheese Man? That's low. Take this Bizzaro Cheese man.

[Anonymous No.6816097]

>>6816090
If we tried that they natives would get mad, don't the Maori and Abbos get mad? Maybe they just don't care. I wish the US was more like that, its honestly surprising to me that we try to be politically correct at all. We have a reputation for not giving a fuck and I love it.

[Anonymous No.6816099]

>>6816090
>>6816096
Oh snap. Cheese duel!

[Cheese Man is gay No.6816100]

>>6816096
Suck it.

[Cheese Man No.6816110]

>>6816100
Murder isn't working and it's all Cheese man is good at.

Has Cheese Man been defeated? Has freedom fallen? Tune in next time for the exciting adventures of Cheese Man.

[Gay Man is Cheese No.6816113]

>>6816100
Nigga you a bitch's bitch. Livin' the cuck life, suckin' on an alphas sweaty danglers while your woman tells you he's a real man and you're just her source of income.

[Anonymous No.6816117]

>>6816110
fuckin' TIVO'd.

[Cheese Man No.6816126]

>>6816113
I notice your gay little beard, Gay Man is Cheese. are you the clone of Cheese Man is Gay, partner in crime to Bizzaro Cheese Man, Cheese Autist?

Because you smell of Brie.

[Gay Man is Cheese No.6816137]

>>6816126
I am a figment of Cheese Man's subconscious that was embedded in reality after a long weekend of acid and bi-curious experiments at Burning Man.

[Anonymous No.6816138]

>>6816126
>The deepest Lore

[Anonymous No.6816144]

We really need to hire some neckbeards from /co/ to make this into a comic.

[Cheese Man. No.6816146]

>>6816137
What happens in Burning Man, stays in Burning Man but let's just say I got in some sticky cheese that night.

[Anonymous No.6816164]

>>6816146
Hey no judgment here. I once watched the entire first season of Glee because a girl wanted to watch it with me. Didn't even get laid.

No regrets.

[Cheese Man No.6816183]

>>6816164
>Didn't even get laid.

A shame you didn't get to put your cream cheese inside her, I would have used my Cheese strength to make her week at the knees in awe and end up with a dairy injection.

[Anonymous No.6816213]

>>6816183
I tried, and came very close, but she ended up falling asleep on me. Which is apparently a one way trip to friend zone. Now she's married, taking another man's Emmenthaler right in her Gouda hole.