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6812391 No.6812391 [Reply] [Original]

What if you just chewed on whatever sweet, pastry or any other garbage food you want and then spit it out instead of swallowing
You could have the taste of it but you also wouldn't become a fat fuck overnight

>> No.6812404

What if you just had self control and ate in moderation instead of being a gluttonous fuck that blames the world for them being a repulsive piece of shit

>> No.6812407

>>6812391
Wasteful and indicative of mental disorder, if continued it will lead to a full blown eating disorder.

>> No.6812411

This sounded smarter in your head

>> No.6812413

>>6812411
It should work, doesn't need to be any smarter.

>> No.6812416

>>6812391
Hey! You could swallow it then puke it all up.

>> No.6812422

>>6812416
That's triple as gross though you disgusting fag

>> No.6812429

Well actually, by tasting the food and chewing it until it becomes a flavourless lump you're absorbing all the sugars and salts and flavours into your saliva. The lump that's left over would only be a small portion of the garbage you're eating and you'd still gain the calories. What you can do is throw up like a bulimic after every meal then you can properly eat whatever you want. However, that poses other health concerns.

Tl;dr you're an idiot

>> No.6812433

>>6812422
>triple as gross
High schooler detected

>> No.6812435
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6812435

>>6812429
>you're absorbing all the sugars and salts and flavours into your saliva
Can't you just spit that too

>>6812433
Excuse me I learned English on the internet

>> No.6812440

yes chew the food to the point where all the easily digestible stuff is dissolved into your saliva and then spit out the stuff your body actually has to work to digest, that is *definitely* the way to go.

>> No.6812443

>>6812435
You'd be spitting a lot and you'd lose a lot of flavour. Mate just drop it, this is a bad thread and you should feel bad.

>> No.6812447

i did that once when i was 12 but with a burger, it was weird

>> No.6812457

>>6812429
>>6812440

> tasting the food and chewing it until it becomes a flavourless lump you're absorbing all the sugars and salts and flavours into your saliva

Who said you need to masticate it until it's a mush blob? Even if you did that, I highly doubt that you're still absorbing the bulk of the sugars and so on, but even if you did, you don't need to chew it that damn much. You could have a few chews and then spit it out.

I don't intend to do this, but still.

>>6812443

>you'd lose a lot of flavour

How? You'd still taste the flavors but then spit them out.

>> No.6812469

This thread is stupid as fuck y'all some real autistic faggots holy shit /ck/

>> No.6812477

>>6812457
Here you go mate. Read up. Try google next time.

http://eating-disorders.org.uk/chewing-and-spitting-food/

>if you chew and spit out a box of chocolates you will absorb a third of it
>chewing food signals the digestive system to start producing stomach acid which could lead to stomach problems

>> No.6812492

>>6812477
>>if you chew and spit out a box of chocolates you will absorb a third of it
And the other 2/3 is gone, shit man that's a lot

>>chewing food signals the digestive system to start producing stomach acid which could lead to stomach problems
Then you just eat a bit of bread.

You just proved this is a fucking genius method.

>> No.6812494

>>6812477
>fat binds to the tongue and is absorbed

Another worthwhile read: http://kidshealth.org/teen/food_fitness/food_fit_qa/spittingoutfood.html

>Some calories in the food you chew will be absorbed into your body — how many depends on the type of food, how long the food is in your mouth, and how much you might swallow.

>> No.6812498

>>6812477

>if you chew and spit out a box of chocolates you will absorb a third of it

2/3rds calorie reduction sounds pretty successful to me.

>chewing food signals the digestive system to start producing stomach acid which could lead to stomach problems

I don't see this in the little article you linked, but why should I care? Even if that's true, take an antacid or whatever. I'm not doing this, but fact is you still get to taste junk food while avoiding the bulk of it's calories. Probably even more if you wash your mouth out with water right after.

>> No.6812501

>>6812492
Right and then you'll be really hungry and you'll have a build up of stomach acid. Great, genius. That's definitely the word I was looking for.

>> No.6812502

>>6812407
>>6812407
>>6812407
>>6812407

THIS
fucking hell op, are you seriously a retard?

>> No.6812507

>>6812502

Utterly irrelevant to the question of whether it works or not.

>> No.6812510

>>6812507
Your response pretty much proves the "mental disorder" point.

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6812511

Jack confirmed

>> No.6812523

>>6812510

I can do namecalling too, look: ur a fagbutt dicklicker.

I'm not even doing this, but it still lets you taste sweets while avoiding calories. Whether it has other negative consequences is irrelevant to whether or not that is true. I like to actually eat food so I'm not doing it anyway.

>> No.6812538

>>6812523
The point is you would still absorb some of it, and would need more because you become hungry as a result. So the answer is: not entirely, but partially, plus additional problems.

>> No.6812547

>>6812523
>I'm not doing it anyway.
Good.
This is seriously the most retarded thing I've seen on /ck/ in a week.

>doesn't know what name calling is

You're a retard, aren't you? Seriously.

>> No.6812562

if you just want to taste the food go ahead, but that is actually a pretty secondary aspect of the joy of eating. like try doing this with a croissant and you will spit out a glob of compressed spit saturated pastry and think 'man i could do with a croissant' rather than 'damn that was a good croissant'. and you'll have digested quite a bit of the stuff in the croissant anyway.

>> No.6812569

The sugar would be absorbed by the saliva and the saliva would go through your system.