All right anons, since I have noticed a lack of cooking threads on /ck/, I decided to make one. Today I will be making Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, recipe courtesy of Jack.

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Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:38:36 2015 No.6812321 [Reply] [Original]

All right anons, since I have noticed a lack of cooking threads on /ck/, I decided to make one. Today I will be making Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, recipe courtesy of Jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:39:21 2015 No.6812323 I'm the guy from the other thread, I've been waiting for this. Bless your soul.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:39:25 2015 No.6812324 File: 301 KB, 2064x1161, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First, gather your indgredients. Chop up the bell peppers and celery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:39:45 2015 No.6812326 what's wrong op? why are you bringing this abomination unto yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:40:25 2015 No.6812328 >>6812323 Anything for a fellow cu/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:40:33 2015 No.6812330 disregard this thread who plays Cook Serve Delicious here ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:41:37 2015 No.6812337 File: 190 KB, 2064x1161, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Next, dissolve your Jell-O in the pineapple juice. it's not too bad, at least right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:43:58 2015 No.6812346 File: 2.06 MB, 444x424, 1435790932464.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] watching in hopes of greatness, OP make king cu/ck/ proud

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:44:11 2015 No.6812347
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I forgot to take a picture of the cream cheese going in. Sorry anons.
Anyways, as per Jack's instruction we next dump in cold cream cheese in to a hot Jell-O mixture. The bits of curdled cream cheese add a nice sour flavor!

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:46:35 2015 No.6812355
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After you've mixed all of your ingredients in to this unholy abomination, top it with Velveeta (or American, but I figured Velveeta would be better with this recipe)
Jesus Christ the smell

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:49:57 2015 No.6812362
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After sticking it in the fridge for a few hours, remove it and remove a delicious slice from your "salad"
I have provided you with a closeup of it, to show you what I am about to put in my body

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:51:18 2015 No.6812365 Anyone even here? Should I eat this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:51:38 2015 No.6812368 File: 25 KB, 480x480, 1415489813811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812362 looks pretty good mane >>6812365 yea

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:52:02 2015 No.6812369 >>6812365 >>6812362 do it anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:53:01 2015 No.6812372 Alright, give me a few minutes to try to force this down my throat then get the pictures on here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:54:05 2015 No.6812377 >>6812347 >>6812355 D-did you forget the cool whip? Genuine, real whipped cream cool whip, not imitation fat free stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:55:13 2015 No.6812380 >>6812377 I couldn't find any cool-whip at the store I went to so I just got the worst looking whipped cream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:57:03 2015 No.6812387 >>6812380 That works too, I was worried you didn't put any whipped cream in since there wasn't a picture of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 22:58:35 2015 No.6812390 File: 436 KB, 1920x1080, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go, anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:04:38 2015 No.6812408 File: 3.00 MB, 4128x2322, 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is all I was able to get through, anons. I haven't barfed since I was about 10 years old, but I'm the closest i've been since then to doing so. What did it taste like, you ask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:06:58 2015 No.6812415 >>6812408 i gotta know

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:08:13 2015 No.6812423 >>6812408 Like vomit?

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:09:02 2015 No.6812425

The flavor...oh god, the flavor.
Everything melded together in the most disgusting possible way. I could taste everything- pimentos, raw bell pepper, lemon Jell-O, among other things- in everything, and let me tell you, these things do not belong. Some of the more dominating flavors were pimento and lemon, as well as bell pepper. it was fruity and creamy and bell peppery and pimentoey at the same time.
This challenge requires an anon stronger than I. I cannot finish it. I am sorry for my failure anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:09:06 2015 No.6812426 >>6812408 You're a real hero, anon. One day I will make lazy man's enchiladas and post it here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:10:35 2015 No.6812434 >>6812408 like jack broken dreams and hopes living his own life selling shitty sauces and being a cuck of his wife, being ridiculized on national tv and realizing hes a shitty cook. Godspeed, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:13:42 2015 No.6812444 File: 1.99 MB, 293x289, 1428347923860.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812425 thanks for trying it I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:16:21 2015 No.6812454 This was great. Thank you OP Please do some more King Ja/ck/ recipes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:17:13 2015 No.6812458 >>6812321 Someone's actually gonna do it. Fucking finally and fucking why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:25:10 2015 No.6812479 well, that's it for me anons. i'm going to the gym, then going for a run, then i'm going to cry a little in the shower. I will periodically check the thread for questions but i don't think it's going to end up being very big. godspeed, anons

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:25:58 2015 No.6812480 I posted Refrigerator Stew tonight and got like 12 replys, you're welcome >>6811825

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:26:02 2015 No.6812481 File: 29 KB, 396x296, 1434751570741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812390 thank for your sacrifice and for the OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:26:11 2015 No.6812482 >>6812458 I did it because someone had to, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:27:18 2015 No.6812489 >>6812324 nigga your camera is held side a ways

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:29:03 2015 No.6812500 File: 200 KB, 530x482, 1386018471858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812482 Good on you, but please make this quick. Like ripping off a bandaid

Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:30:22 2015 No.6812505

>>6812390

>pic saved
>no homo

given all the ingredients before you, is there any possible combination or outcome taht wouldn't be this bad? posit this is the rock bottom and theorize that there are 1 or 2 dishes possible that don't make you want to reach into your bowel and pull your guts out by hand

>sorry Casca

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:31:35 2015 No.6812509 >>6812500 he already did it.. scroll up

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 24 23:50:53 2015 No.6812572 Glad you enjoyed the thread anons

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 01:04:52 2015 No.6812755 bumping in hopes that someone will screencap

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 01:29:15 2015 No.6812796 Who puts fucking pimentos with fucking lemon jello and cool whip? Like C'MON?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 02:29:10 2015 No.6812921 >>6812796 >not mentioning the other 10 ingredients in the recipe that dont belong

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 02:39:38 2015 No.6812931 Good job, but don't be a pussy OP. Go big or go home, ice water marinated burgers, do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 03:04:45 2015 No.6812976 >>6812321 You're a brave one, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 04:05:47 2015 No.6813098 what a great thread honestly i wish i had a women in my life to watch jack videos with instead all i have are one night stands with sexy european ladies all the time oh well

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 04:19:47 2015 No.6813115 File: 73 KB, 232x197, bugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812931 >ice water marinated burgers >served tartar style

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 05:01:44 2015 No.6813146 >>6812444 Reminds me of this http://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 05:08:12 2015 No.6813154 what the fuck is /ck/'s obsession with this fat sack of shit is? Fucking Jack and Joey threads are fucking cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 08:48:34 2015 No.6813456 File: 187 KB, 853x837, rarestburgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812931 >>6813115 Do it for /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 08:54:35 2015 No.6813472 >>6812444 >that gif NO NO NO NO NO NO STOP FAGGOT NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 09:13:46 2015 No.6813506 >>6813456 Holy crap that is the rarest thing I've ever laid eyes on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 09:50:25 2015 No.6813565 >>6813456 If I didn't want to see him continue failing, I would suggest a campaign to send him hundreds of meat thermometers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 11:59:35 2015 No.6813790 >>6812324 Hello, Peter S.!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:04:30 2015 No.6813802 >>6813790 the very one from kingwood, texas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:28:02 2015 No.6813855 File: 926 KB, 500x282, Breaking-Bad-Pizza-Gif[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6813790 >>6813802 oh shit how the fuck di dyou know? please don't pizza my house

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:32:14 2015 No.6813863 >>6813855 nice landing on the roof

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:38:53 2015 No.6813875 File: 2.02 MB, 1499x741, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6813855 the neighborhood's pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:41:46 2015 No.6813890 >>6813875 I'm OP...but I'm not Peter, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 12:42:43 2015 No.6813893 >>6813890 he the guy that was in the background? he'd be pissed you posted his social security number of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 14:19:43 2015 No.6814180 File: 1.95 MB, 1366x768, slapyourclit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:35:54 2015 No.6814414 >>6813456 Why. Why hasn't he died of food poisoning yet? He constantly eats raw beef and raw chicken.

Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:38:53 2015 No.6814426

>>6814180
>Fat fucks got a full sized bag of each instead of 4 individual portions.
No surprise here.

This reminds me of the time Jack the Hack reviewing all the Pizzas in California. He did this by buying 1 pizza from each of the national chains, letting them sit and get cold while he waited to get all of them, then tried them all and complained that they were cold and finished with "Guess california doesnt' have good pizza"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 17:21:34 2015 No.6814774 >>6814414 Maybe his appendix is actually working.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:12:29 2015 No.6815518 >>6813893 The person in the background was a gril

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:19:13 2015 No.6815548 >>6815518 no it very clearly isn't

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:30:00 2015 No.6815600 File: 844 KB, 180x180, rage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6814426 I hate this man

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:42:33 2015 No.6815651 >>6815548 Look at the shirt and the hand. It's OBVIOUSLY a grill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:44:57 2015 No.6815661 >>6812390 >female Get the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 21:45:13 2015 No.6815663 >>6815651 we're talking about this one you stupid nigger faggot >>6812390

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 00:42:49 2015 No.6816292 >>6815661 >tfw I am a male

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 05:31:58 2015 No.6816913 File: 116 KB, 297x565, kingjack_panic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw someone actually tries a Aunt Myrna recipe

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 05:48:00 2015 No.6816932 I honestly don't know who I hate more.... The faggots on here who promote this fat sack of shit...or the fat talentless sack of shit making the videos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 05:56:47 2015 No.6816943 >>6816292 you should consider becoming a trap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 06:00:05 2015 No.6816947 >>6816932 otoh OP doxxed hisself like a idiot, so we got that going for us, which is nice

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 07:28:20 2015 No.6817055
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>>6816932
>genuinely believing that /ck/ endorses anything jack makes.

He's a trainwreck and its awesome to watch people try hard while not doing anything worthwhile. The man genuinely believes he can cook which is why we love to watch his videos. Any time i think I have done poorly in cooking something at home, i take solace in the idea that people like jack would make it worse AND THEN POST IT ON YOUTUBE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 07:38:23 2015 No.6817063 >>6812324 I refuse to believe these "recipes" are anything but a joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:17:16 2015 No.6817115 File: 177 KB, 319x315, Sessler.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6814774 What exactly do you think the appendix does?

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:35:51 2015 No.6817142

>>6812425
That's because you didn't use genuine cool whip. Jack emphasizes it for a reason, because it's that creaminess from genuine non-imitation cool whip that helps to hold together the whole thing. Otherwise, you just get a total mess like you described.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:40:28 2015 No.6817147 >>6814414 Chicken is always iffy, but in general raw beef/pork/etc is fine if you buy it fresh from a decent source and use it quickly. At least that's how we do it in Germany.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:44:42 2015 No.6817156 >>6817147 >raw pork Really? I would honestly eat raw chicken over raw pork (in regards to safety anyways, I feel like raw pork probably tastes better), or does the rest of the world outside America just raise their pigs that much better than us?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:45:53 2015 No.6817161 >>6817156 If you've never had mett, you unfortunately have never actually enjoyed life before Not even german, just not a hapless, passportless, walmart-loving flyover

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 08:52:39 2015 No.6817170 >>6812321 White Hulk Hogan

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 09:37:44 2015 No.6817241

>>6817161
Is eating raw pork actually a thing outside of Germany though? I know Japan and a few other countries eat raw chicken, and a fuckton of countries eat raw beef/lamb obviously, but Germany must have some really good pigs then, or they just don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 09:42:28 2015 No.6817249 >>6817241 no one would touch raw pork here in uk because fear of getting roundworm from it and fucking dying

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 09:45:34 2015 No.6817254 >>6817241 I've had it in the US, you just need to stop buying your meat at walmart

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 15:44:31 2015 No.6818258 >>6816913 What is this from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 15:45:48 2015 No.6818262 >>6812425 >it tasted of all the things that are in it in a way that wasn't good wow you should be a food critic

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 15:47:24 2015 No.6818266 >>6812931 >>6813115 >>6813456 >>6813506 >>6814414 you fucking faggots have you seriously never had a rare burger? those burgers look like shit but not because of the level of doneness.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:19:37 2015 No.6818539

>>6818266
You don't eat a rare burger unless you ground the meat yourself and you know what you're doing, which I doubt very many people do. Or if you just want to incubate E.coli in your body then that's a fantastic pathway to success.

Ja/ck/ is either very lucky or very sick and doesn't realize it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:21:18 2015 No.6818541 >>6818539 >Ja/ck/ is either very lucky or very sick and doesn't realize it. Or the risk is far more overblown than you think it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:28:58 2015 No.6818575 >>6818539 .You don't eat a rare burger unless you ground the meat yourself and you know what you're doing or you're not a total fucking pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:29:30 2015 No.6818578 >>6818541 It's not "overblown" the numbers and facts are what they are. If you think it's worth the risk then that's your call but don't pretend it doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:32:33 2015 No.6818592 >>6818575 Yeah you're real tough for eating undercooked burgers made from animals you didn't kill yourself. What a tough person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:33:51 2015 No.6818595 >>6818578 what are the numbers and facts? somebody who strictly adheres to a lifestyle based on these numbers and facts should have no problem reciting them to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:34:51 2015 No.6818599 >>6818592 i didn't say i was tough, i said other people are total fucking pussies. >undercooked fuck off

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:37:36 2015 No.6818611

>>6818578
>It's not "overblown" the numbers and facts are what they are

Yes. But people's assessment of those numbers isn't always rational.

People are far more freaked out about the idea of eating undercooked meat than the statistics ought to dictate. The same person who freaks out about the idea of a rare hamburger probably takes far greater risks during the day: riding in a motor vehicle, for example.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 17:56:47 2015 No.6818672 >>6812390 Nothing to add. Congrats OP!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:07:42 2015 No.6818711 >>6812480 You sound like a total faggot And you cook like one too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:10:42 2015 No.6818724 >>6818599 Tip harder faggot

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:18:56 2015 No.6818745

>>6818611
You think the odds of contracting E. Coli is higher when riding in a motor vehicle than eating undercooked ground beef? That's really what we're talking about, not strictly about death but food poisoning and sickness.

Fucking idiots on this board.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:21:41 2015 No.6818754

>>6818745

the risk of contracting e coli from any food is low as fuck unless you're a complete retard.

>>6818724

feckless whiny idiots who have an irrational conception of risk which prevents them from enjoying anything in life tip far harder than i ever will you muppet

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:24:58 2015 No.6818761 Not to high jack the thread but what happened when he was on TV? I must've missed the day it came on and couldn't find anything on /ck/ talking about it.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:26:43 2015 No.6818765

>>6818595
>Do my research for me

Here, faggot: http://www.fsis.usda.gov/wps/portal/fsis/topics/food-safety-education/get-answers/food-safety-fact-sheets/foodborne-illness-and-disease/escherichia-coli-o157h7/ct_index/!ut/p/a1/jZDbasMwDIafZQ9g5Cw9rJclMJq0TShlm-eb4jlKLEjtEpnu8PTL2G5W2q3SldD3IfGDBgXamyO1JlLwpvua9WQnN3KSzDJZVLPkXubl46ZaZpm8244H4PkPoEyv9C_UXP7nF1ccuO3X2boFfTDRCfJNANViFMbzK_YMqgmhFmwajO-iMTYKdojxZ_ESeo-Cus4j8-DUoiZGwwgK2TrsyToywoaOREjGUzcFZeOOfI1v8AT6938yGTov0-1oUZSprEanwJkAv4HLCR32D-pjNV9Iym8-AVmTvjg!/?1dmy&current=true&urile=wcm%3apath%3a%2Ffsis-content%2Finternet%2Fmain%2Ftopics%2Fdata-collection-and-reports%2Fmicrobiology%2Fec%2Ftesting-program-for-e-coli-o157h7-and-non-o157-stec%2Fct-index

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:29:16 2015 No.6818774 These are always my favourite threads on /ck/ Shit like this, sketti and AUTHENTIC ITALIAN TOMATO SAUCE FROM ITALY keeps me here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:30:14 2015 No.6818778 >>6818754 >>6818611 >>6818599 >>6818595 It's still higher than the odds of dying in a motor vehicle randomly. Where is your rationality now you fucking faggot? http://www.nsc.org/learn/safety-knowledge/Pages/injury-facts-odds-of-dying.aspx

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:31:14 2015 No.6818783 >>6818754 Here is how you can be a complete retard: eat undercooked ground beef. Wow that was easy, next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:32:23 2015 No.6818786 File: 20 KB, 320x320, avatar.jpg.320x320px[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6818761 >high jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 18:33:36 2015 No.6818793 >>6818778 >It's still higher than the odds of dying in a motor vehicle randomly how do you figure that? that is not supported in your link at all >>6818783 i bet you don't even know anyone who has ever got food poisoning.

Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:05:19 2015 No.6819390

>>6818258
When Jack went onto West Texas Investor's Club, a redneck version of Shark Tank. One of the judges is Matthew McCounaghey's brother.

Anywho, Jack goes on and values his company at $1.5 million. He has NEVER barbecued and doesn't know how to start a smoker, right as he has to compete with some other guy. So the judges help him and out and outright cook for him while Jack sucks up to the audience. He loses in a landslide.

Judges offer to buy a portion of his Youtube channel because they don't like his product, but think he can be a good salesman. He refuses and cries and that's the end of that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 26 22:33:14 2015 No.6819487 File: 28 KB, 634x900, death.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6818778 Where in your link does it mention food poisoning? I looked at the chart, and it doesn't mention it at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 04:06:07 2015 No.6820246 >>6819487 difference between assault by firearm and firearms discharge? am i being a dolt atm

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 04:09:05 2015 No.6820248 >>6812321 >this many replies on a frogpost

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 05:22:09 2015 No.6820311
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> mfw I just watched his episode on WTIC

this guy is just the epitome of a bumbling stumbling oaf. He produces some disgusting ass HFCS sugar sauce and then markets it as the best sauce ever and yet the fat fuck who has surely been to his fair share of BBQs doesn't even know how to fucking use a smoker. Then on top of that hes getting the INVESTORS to basically do his job for him while he goes and fucks off yucking it up with people talking about his failure YT channel. Then he gets all butthurt and emotional about them calling him out for being a greedy moron fuck who was there for publicity. Like a fucking fat baby crying for mama.

In the end...this stupid fat fuck can't cook, and sucks at life

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 06:02:36 2015 No.6820337

>>6820246
>assault by firearm
When someone assaults you with a firearm. The intention being assaulting you with a firearm.

>firearms discharge
When a firearm discharges and you are being killed by it. The implication being that it's not intentional, or that you were collateral damage.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 11:27:37 2015 No.6820945

>>6819390
>He loses in a landslide.
Actually, two of four judges preferred his barbeque sauce, so it was a draw. The audience preferred the other guy's with a big margin though, but that might come down to regional bbq-preferences (jack's sauce was criticized for being too sweet and not smoky enough by the judges, as texan bbq is apparently more fond of smoky flavors.).

He does come off as a total autist though, and it was very amusing when he didn't get the smoker to start and then proceeded to cry while ranting on about what a good person he is .

He should've made one of aunt Myrna's recipes to win the audience over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 12:17:12 2015 No.6821079 Honestly, this dude pisses me off more than any other YT cook. How can someone be so fucking deluded.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 13:52:00 2015 No.6821345

>>6821079
youtube is the absolute worst when it comes to these types.

jack is a fucking loser obviously...but yet found internet fame for his inability to cook and manages to get paid to do so.

Its quite aggravating seeing this bloated donut make money off his failures.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:33:49 2015 No.6821454 >>6812321 >>6812324 >>6812337 >>6812347 >>6812355 >>6812362 >>6812390 >>6812408 OP you are a god amongst men. I genuinely admire you. >tfw OC gets ignored while the same forced meme threads get 300+ replies every time they're posted

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:36:05 2015 No.6821461 >>6821454 It's always like that. It one reason why I rarely post OC anymore. I can't even get more than a few responses for a recipe dump thread anymore. It's ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:39:51 2015 No.6821481 File: 131 KB, 235x265, danni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do Jack threads stay up but Joey gets deleted? :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:40:09 2015 No.6821482 >>6812390 are you the chick whose face some anon pieced together out of a mouth pic, an eye pic mirrored and some mspainted blonde hair?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:40:51 2015 No.6821485 >>6821461 Pity. I remember when /ck/ was the one board that hadn't been memed to death.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:41:09 2015 No.6821487 >>6821454 >>6821461 OC is very popular on /ck/ dudes quit being bitter. no one's gonna respond to a 'recipe dump' thread because they're retarded.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 14:58:36 2015 No.6821567

>>6821487
Shutbthe fuck up, fag.
Recipe dumps were a fucking staple on /ck/ before fags like you showed up. And in case you didn't notice, I was also talking aboutbthe poor responses to O C.
The only OC that gets responses now are the fucking joke ones, where someone makes sonething fucking disgusting that no one would want to eat irl.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:00:35 2015 No.6821576

>>6821567

>before fags like you

i was around when they were more popular and they were always shit. the booru is fucking riddled with some of the worst food i've ever seen, everyone would rip the shit out of jack for cooking them but for some reason when it's in a vertical everyone thinks it's great.

i post OC like at least once a week you bellend, not joke OC, fuck that shit, real OC.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:08:20 2015 No.6821610

>>6821576
Sure, sure.
And that's why all those old recipe dump threads got so many replies and thank yous, its because people hated them. Get fucked.
I haven't posted OC in awhile, because it's damn near a total waste these dsys, but I was a regular, weekly contributer up untill about a year ago.
NOW, Big Man, if you really contribute OC weekly (GOOD OC), why don't you post some of it so we can revel in your supposed superiority?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:13:27 2015 No.6821630 >>6821610 yeah cause posting my shit during the course of an argument with someone who wants to dispel my 'supposed superiority' is a great idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:15:07 2015 No.6821641 >>6821630 So.....you're a liar. Now, we can be fucking done with this unless you're going to throw another tantrum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:17:53 2015 No.6821655 >>6821641 why the fuck would i lie about this? i'm fucking anonymous it doesn't reflect on me at all. if you want i can change my argument to pointing out the fact that there is a fuckton of real OC in the catalog right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:37:11 2015 No.6821721 >>6821655 >why would I lie about this Are you new here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:45:44 2015 No.6821735 >>6812324 >pre shredded cheese Jack is king

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 15:47:03 2015 No.6821738 >>6821655 >one guy's funky ass burger thread Yeah, TONS of OC, guy. Just what do you consider to be OC? You must have very low standards.

Anonymous Thu Aug 27 17:51:40 2015 No.6822159

>>6818793
Of course I know people that have been food poisoned, hell even I have just this year. The data on e.coli contamination is in the USDA link from the other anon and that only looks at e.coli not food poisoning in general which is much more common

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 18:57:42 2015 No.6822383 >>6817147 You can get really fucking sick from undercooked pork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 22:40:38 2015 No.6823157 >>6813115 I'm fucking dying

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:07:28 2015 No.6823218 >>6817241 i eat pork cooked to medium all the time in the us. the key is just to not buy it from a shitty retailer. get in touch with local farmers or something. some will even barter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:10:07 2015 No.6823223 File: 45 KB, 200x185, 1440470316535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812321 I could not help but notice your png was not optimized anon. I have optimized your png. Your png is now optimized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:12:45 2015 No.6823231 >>6819390 >He loses in a landslide. Dont make shit up anon. The story of Jack is lame enough without bullshitting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 27 23:59:28 2015 No.6823349 >>6823231 he really did... he got buttblasted when one of the investors made him believe his sauce was the best. Just because Jack is a fat obese turd doesnt mean all BBQ sauce needs to taste like fucking sugar sauce.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 02:39:32 2015 No.6823638

>>6823231
Consider that the judge votes were rigged to be a tie to create drama. Then the only possibly honest assessment came from the people and they didn't like it overall so I think it's reasonable to say he lost pretty hard. But regardless he got called out for being a publicity whore and cried about it so there is no recovering from or denying that.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 04:37:50 2015 No.6823852

>>6818761
He was on a show to get an investment deal. The show reminded me a bit of Duck Dynasty, but instead of making duck products, they invest in people. Jack tried to get an investment on his shit BBQ sauce, so the guys had him try to prove himself in a BBQ-off. He lost because he's a literal retard and then broke down at the end.

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 05:02:15 2015 No.6823893

>>6822383
Trichinosis is extremely rare these days, especially here in Germany. You can eat basically any well cared for animal raw immediately after slaughter and not encounter any negative side effects; it's all the contamination that occurs after death and from growing up in poor conditions that leads to food-borne illness.

Keep in mind, even in the US it's now perfectly acceptable to prepare pork medium-rare in a restaurant. Considering trichinosis was the thing making pork more dangerous than beef, and that trichinosis is about as capable of being present in medium-rare meat as it is in raw, it follows that the risk is negligible. And if this holds in the US, where (no offense meant) the standards regarding caring for livestock, both before and after death, are way lower than in Germany, then it's definitely safe here. You just have to get your product from a decent butcher (though I've eaten plenty of supermarket meat raw as well without issue) and eat it the same day you bought it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 14:35:13 2015 No.6825095 File: 18 KB, 200x185, 1440731407656_opt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6823223 >>6812321 No--now it's optimized, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 15:03:59 2015 No.6825159 >>6814426 ...that can't be real. I refuse to believe that's real.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 15:30:21 2015 No.6825208 Good thread. That OP's a cute boy doesn't hurt somehow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 15:41:12 2015 No.6825228 >>6813456 Daily reminder that this is Ja/ck/'s body after doing P90X.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:01:47 2015 No.6825270 >>6819390 Did he ever make that follow up video after the episode aired, or nah?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:07:13 2015 No.6825281 >>6825159 it isnt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:11:40 2015 No.6825290 >>6821482 >tfw i am male

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:13:02 2015 No.6825294 File: 3 KB, 125x115, optimized jakatak69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6823223 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:14:23 2015 No.6825301 >>6825208 thanks anon-kun~~~

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:16:07 2015 No.6825304 File: 48 KB, 200x185, Optimized rare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6812321 >>6823223 >>6825095

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 16:56:45 2015 No.6825402 File: 895 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-08-28-16-53-21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6813565 Oh the irony.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:05:57 2015 No.6825433 >>6825402 >"now remember, these are usually over by like 40 degrees, so don't worry if your chicken is still really really clear"

Anonymous Fri Aug 28 17:33:52 2015 No.6825489

Seriously how the fuck does this guy make money selling sauces when he's so shit at cooking.
If I made a channel could I get semi c list famous too?
Is being shit at cooking all i have to do to get paid for it?
Watching him on that show was fucking hilarious. His main product is a bbq sauce and he doesn't know how to bbq lmao what a fucking joke this guy is.
Just watching any reviews of his and not even his cooking and you can tell how far up his deluded ass he really is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 21:20:28 2015 No.6826063 >>6812390 op you look like a qt you have a nice jaw n-n-no homo

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 28 23:26:52 2015 No.6826365 File: 64 KB, 199x294, jack meat thermometer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825402 Fresh OC coming through Thanks xkcd

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 16:30:31 2015 No.6828321 bump

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 16:49:22 2015 No.6828363 Has that TV program he was on aired yet? Anyone have the link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 16:52:53 2015 No.6828372 >>6828363 Tried to find it, ended up finding out he had a stroke in 2011. LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

Anonymous Sat Aug 29 17:44:58 2015 No.6828508

>>6825489
It's really strange because every other horrendous cooking video on YouTube has a lot of dislikes and mockery in the comments. But Jack is actually well liked.
It's like They Live but instead of ayy lmaos it's his shitty cooking and only /ck/ can see it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 17:48:24 2015 No.6828523 >>6822383 >ignorant american: the post

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 17:52:55 2015 No.6828539 >>6828523 >Anybody who disagrees with me is American What's it like being this obsessed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 18:14:27 2015 No.6828581 >>6825489 because you don't have to be good at cooking to sell sauces. is paul newman good at cooking? is the ceo of heinz good at cooking? who the fuck knows.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 18:33:30 2015 No.6828616 Does this guy have a job or does he just make videos all day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 18:39:20 2015 No.6828629 >>6828372 >is a fat unhealthy fuck >has a stroke >blames it on caffeine top kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 29 19:03:57 2015 No.6828708 File: 27 KB, 499x499, 1438286059627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6813506 i don't know about that

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 03:49:01 2015 No.6830057 File: 160 KB, 500x464, jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825281

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 04:23:35 2015 No.6830114 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_bull_spunk_shot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6830057 BEAUTIFUL

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 04:34:35 2015 No.6830122 File: 220 KB, 1200x1012, 1440901116792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825281 what a maroon

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 04:52:02 2015 No.6830134 https://youtu.be/sWxAyY5BZZM Thoughts on his new video?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 04:59:21 2015 No.6830137 >>6830134 My only thought is how can a middle aged man be so comfortable in making the same nuts jokes that 13 year olds make

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 05:22:01 2015 No.6830150 Does anyone have the webm of Jack pouring that red slop (whatever it is) from a plastic container, with the collected moisture 'precumming' out first?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 08:06:36 2015 No.6830328 I don't lurk /ck/ regularly. Is this guy a meme here or something? I remember watching a couple of his videos when he had like 200 subs and shilled for his bbq sauce in every video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 08:22:08 2015 No.6830339 >>6830328 he is the epitome of a fucking failure and doesnt even know it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:12:02 2015 No.6831316 jack is love. he can't be stopped...his failures must be known to everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 14:33:11 2015 No.6831416 >>6830339 I wish I was that ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 30 17:37:36 2015 No.6831967 His in video commercials are cringey as fuck holy goddamn

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 00:49:07 2015 No.6833483 >>6812324 are you a girl

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:03:56 2015 No.6833515 File: 443 KB, 1632x1224, 1432604442010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6830328 King Ja/ck/ probably had 200 subs 6 or 7 years ago, how long ago was this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:20:01 2015 No.6833548 cool channel, can someone point me to his worst videos? checked out the ice water patty "test" and oh god what the fuck is he doing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:31:47 2015 No.6833575 >>6833548 You could just pick any at random and there is a 98% chance it is shit. One percent chance it's a guest video or doesn't feature Ja/ck/ and another percent chance that Ja/ck/ didn't fuck it up entirely

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:33:48 2015 No.6833578 >>6830057 nigga you still need to fix it jack NEVER wears a snapback

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:34:52 2015 No.6833580 >>6833578 you fix it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:36:13 2015 No.6833585 Why exactly are Joey threads banned but Jack threads exist?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:43:21 2015 No.6833599 >>6833585 Not sure exactly but probably because Ja/ck/ at least makes an attempt to cook in his videos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:46:07 2015 No.6833604 >>6833585 joey is a faggot and jack is a legitimate chef

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 01:59:04 2015 No.6833620 >>6833599 Jack literally has advertisements for his products in his videos. Joey just reviews food instead of promoting the Joey brand or any of the restaurants he talks about.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:55:17 2015 No.6833743

>>6833620
You don't anything about branding at all. Joey is selling himself (and monetizing all the videos) on his channel and his videos are all thinly veiled advertisements for what he is reviewing. Almost all of his reviews end with "go out and get X right now, gang"

I can't believe I'm defending Jack, but his shilling is mostly for himself.. which is only logical and expected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 02:57:34 2015 No.6833748 >>6833743 I seriously doubt Joey makes more than 100$ per month from YouTube while it seems like Jacks entire job is making YouTube videos.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:26:11 2015 No.6833778

>>6833748
Just based on the views Joey gets I can tell you that he makes more than that. Jack also has his stupid sauce business and I don't think his youtube channel will get much more traction than it has already. For a 7 year old channel he has a relatively low sub count and very low average views.

For the record, I don't think either should be banned unless they're spamming the board but I'm just pointing out the differences between them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:50:18 2015 No.6833811 >>6833515 Also it turns out Jack bites his nails like a child. What a shock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 03:55:22 2015 No.6833822 >>6825281 >dont like pizzas with too much cheese >sometimes even like it a little bit burnt am i a pleb?

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 05:31:58 2015 No.6833918 [DELETED]

>>6833822
No. It is just fucking stupid to say that a pizza is bad because "it has less cheese". A good pizza should be about the balance of flavours, not excessively salty (and basically all pizza chains fai here) and as best ingredients as possible for the price.

Complaining a pizza has "just this amount of cheese" (which is a ton by the way) just comes to show that Jack is a fucking lardass piece of shit who just wants to fill his mouth with as much junk as possible. If it was for him it would have tons of cheese, tons of sauce (which btw a pizza should not have a lot of sauce), tons of toppings etc making it uneatable.

Also
>Be ja/ck/
>Be obese and unhealthy cuck
>Have a stroke
>hurr durr don't take coffee and energy drinks guise is bad for yooouuuu and that's the only thing that contributed to my stroke

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 05:39:08 2015 No.6833922 >>6833918 honestly look at all that dough compared to ingredients. He's not wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 10:18:02 2015 No.6834421 the cu/ck/s should come together and send jack a nice handcrafted get better card i hope he makes it, this board would be sad without ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:11:51 2015 No.6834542 File: 479 KB, 440x250, 1439347946745.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6830122 What a rare pepe, you just need some silver hair in his beard and it would be perfect

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:24:48 2015 No.6834576 File: 38 KB, 413x395, 1438991781376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did anyone ever record it when Jack went on West Texas Investors Club? I really want to see that shit but I don't have cable.

Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:31:11 2015 No.6834592
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>>6834576
just google it, it's on watchseries

>mfw jack goes there completely hopeful
>mfw he meets those guys who don't know shit about him
>mfw they try his sauce and don't like it
>mfw the cook off with the other guy
>mfw ja/ck/ cannot for his life cook and the tv guys do it for him
>mfw one of the guys completely burns him with the plate showing which one he liked
>mfw he starts crying like 3 times almost

fuck that was pathetic but very satisfying

sorry just had to share my thoughts, no homo

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:35:09 2015 No.6834600 File: 708 KB, 500x273, tumblr_n0a495Dd6V1t8iy1po1_500-1434653621.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.watchseries.li/link/4961028 Found it. >>6834576

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 11:37:18 2015 No.6834604 >>6834600 whoops wrong episode. Here it is http://www.watchseries.li/link/4996310

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:17:21 2015 No.6834712 >>6812321 Bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:27:04 2015 No.6834738 >>6818595 POOP FART TIME POOP FART TIMEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:36:56 2015 No.6834758 >>6814426 Its still better than his frozen pizza reviews. Dumbass undercooks all the pizzas then complains they're all doughy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 12:38:31 2015 No.6834762 >>6834604 >he just makes numbers up off the top of his head

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:38:26 2015 No.6834932 >>6830134 >'urbs Why 'urbs, why's the "h" silent, dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:41:21 2015 No.6834939 >>6834592 Haven't you noticed that a lot of people liked him and that quite a few liked his cooking? That even those dudes on the panel liked him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:42:54 2015 No.6834949 >>6834939 haven't you noticed that he didn't actually cook? of course they liked the ribs because the 2 tv dudes made them for him he's just a personality, a complete jabroni just like his retard son

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:43:28 2015 No.6834952 >>6834949 >he's just a personality That can get you pretty much everywhere in life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 13:45:29 2015 No.6834962 >>6834952 yea, but him calling himself a genuine chef just troubles me to no end he has no skill, he has no grace

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 16:55:30 2015 No.6835618 Is Ja/ck/ a real life pepe? What does that make his wife?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:11:00 2015 No.6835659 >>6834939 The texas guys called Jack's shit raw meat and jelly and stepped up and cooked the meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:12:11 2015 No.6835665 fuck this spergcuck bullshit more shitposting pls

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:17:24 2015 No.6835682 >>6835665 fuck you dude, don't ruin king ja/ck/ threads with your autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:17:59 2015 No.6835687 File: 57 KB, 675x563, 1440054571439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835682 FUCK YOU SPERG LORD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:18:59 2015 No.6835692 >>6835687 >a burning toilet that's radical bro but still just stop mane

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:19:49 2015 No.6835696 File: 34 KB, 500x375, d98.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835692

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:47:02 2015 No.6835760 look guys! i can /c/ too!! >FAZOLIS >CHEPOTLAY >JOHNY ROCKIT >WA LA WONT'T SOMONE PLES ACEPT ME?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:48:23 2015 No.6835765 File: 107 KB, 1024x656, 1417933308961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835760 FAZOLIS?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:49:33 2015 No.6835769 look evrybod ! i can /ck/ too !! >FAZOLI >CHEPPOTTELLAY >JONY ROCKIT WA LA !! WON SOMON PLES ACEPT ME ?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 31 17:50:59 2015 No.6835773 lok eveyguys ! i can /ck/ too like you !! >FAZOBLI >CHYPETL >JOMINY ROOKITS WALLAWALLA LOVE ME PLEZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 02:50:08 2015 No.6837357 >>6828321 bump ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 04:55:09 2015 No.6837533 File: 163 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_rarest_of_pepes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6835618 King Ja/ck/ is in fact the human avatar of Pepe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 16:15:55 2015 No.6838788 >>6837533 ...that is a very pepe-like image, what video is that from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 1 20:48:03 2015 No.6839531 >>6838788 Can't remember now, but I think he was talking about how he will weigh himself everyday and post it on twitter during his weight loss thing. Obviously that failed. Like the rest of Ja/ck/'s life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 02:16:08 2015 No.6840434 The (ck)uk just wont quit!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 15:01:48 2015 No.6840856 >tfw you realize King Ja/ck/ has shoved limes up his wife's pooper

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:32:06 2015 No.6841241 >>6830134 apart from the basil being too spicy for him at 3:15 i thought it was alright, standard white girl lunch tbh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:41:05 2015 No.6841267 File: 166 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_fistflush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6840856 Forgot the pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 2 17:50:16 2015 No.6841290 >>6841267 haha oh no, limes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 09:17:16 2015 No.6843261 File: 20 KB, 826x95, kingjack_tammy_jacklet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 09:42:50 2015 No.6843315 >>6833778 because he has different channels, cooking with jack, jack on the go or some shit, instead of doing it all in ONE channel

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 10:14:29 2015 No.6843353 >>6812321 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8 >2015 >Not serving your date some bagged cheap plain salad, plain chicken and microwaved vegetables in a disposable trash and ready-to-eat cheesecake with chocolate fail for dessert

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 11:32:36 2015 No.6843510 >>6843353 Jack's wife probably never sleeps with him but he's giving dating advice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 13:16:24 2015 No.6843742 File: 2.37 MB, 1347x1194, 1418028380891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6825290 >tfw you are trying to deceive us

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 13:40:32 2015 No.6843801 File: 2 KB, 125x97, 1380398070740s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6819487 >being bitten or struck by a dog >struck by a dog

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 14:35:40 2015 No.6843968 >>6843742 Im almost 100% sure that I am male anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 15:41:29 2015 No.6844142 >>6843968 Check again. Just to be sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 17:30:25 2015 No.6844485 File: 132 KB, 1280x720, Nice and juicy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this safe to eat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 17:37:10 2015 No.6844516 >>6844485 I just watched that video and what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 17:40:03 2015 No.6844531 >>6812390 wow ur cute anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 18:32:17 2015 No.6844762 >>6825290 I-I dont mind anon, you're qt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 18:51:21 2015 No.6844835 >>6844485 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 20:15:28 2015 No.6845047 >>6844516 >>6844485 link lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 20:48:40 2015 No.6845118 >>6845047 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tkDr80arP8 His latest video around the 3:50 mark.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 22:38:51 2015 No.6845478 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_ugonget_cu-ck-ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6844485 Whatchu think, sucka?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 22:51:31 2015 No.6845516 >>6845118 Perfectly cooked, soo juicy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 23:13:14 2015 No.6845575 >>6845118 What the fuck bro. I would not touch that shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 3 23:17:36 2015 No.6845581 File: 175 KB, 302x297, rich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6844485 >tfw browsing porn and /ck/ at the same time and now i want to fuck this chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 03:58:03 2015 No.6846288 >>6845581 I'd rather fuck that chicken than his pig-wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 15:51:50 2015 No.6847838 Who else Ja/ck/in' it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 4 23:25:16 2015 No.6849031 >>6847838 I was ja/ck/in it on the bus earlier today

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:29:08 2015 No.6849756 >>6828508 He has a pleasant voice and his network of church goers that view and comment his videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:39:08 2015 No.6849766 >>6812321 >Jack threads allowed >Joey threads get deleted Why?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 06:51:04 2015 No.6849783 >>6849766 Jack cooks. Joey eats/makes stupid noises. Note the difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:44:38 2015 No.6849992 >>6813472 It's a newly discovered entry into a well-known cave system. Daijobu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:46:52 2015 No.6849999 >>6849783 But they're both click bait shills? Also this Jack guy ain't exactly what you'd call competent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:00:08 2015 No.6850152 File: 36 KB, 413x569, 1423877685187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6849783 >Calling anything that jack does cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:10:08 2015 No.6850174 >>6818786 This is literally the most annoying facial expression any human being is capable of producing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 11:43:53 2015 No.6850243 >>6850152 He does cook his stuff 95% of the way and you can zap it in the microwave to get the rest of the pink out.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:35:05 2015 No.6850313
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>>6833548
>Party Cheese Salad
https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk

>Juicy raw chicken
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc

>Garbage Stew
https://youtu.be/bUMiZKyM6AA

>Jack's idea of a romantic dinner
https://youtu.be/B09RF0ImYB8

>"Yorkshire puddings" but actually what the fuck. Seriously, his biggest fuck up.
https://youtu.be/bUMiZKyM6AA

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:37:03 2015 No.6850316 >>6834421 I'm for this idea, so long as the outside says "Get Better" and the inside says "at cooking"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:39:12 2015 No.6850318 File: 96 KB, 880x710, bestkicksyoulleverneverwear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6850313 >yorkshire pudding >"They came out BEAUTIFUL. They came out perfect!" >comments disabled >apology video

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 12:43:22 2015 No.6850323 He put up a new video about an hour ago. Gonna watch it now. https://youtu.be/nsaAgpBHjEA

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:20:24 2015 No.6850463 File: 65 KB, 800x900, 1419738369204.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6850313 >Cheesecake >Uses normal frozen pie crust

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:25:51 2015 No.6850471 File: 740 KB, 1272x708, JackCheesecake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6850463 >"I don't understand why she wants to have seperate beds"

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:30:50 2015 No.6850476
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>>6850471

> Don't serve her salad in a cartoon character bowl.
> Serve meal on paper plate.

>Microwaved baked potato and broccoli
>Can't throw potato in oven or use stovetop for broccoli

>Handling raw chicken
>Handling salsa jar

Goddamnit Jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 14:38:41 2015 No.6850499 >>6850471 He's a fucking downey he makes me genuinely angry

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 15:02:09 2015 No.6850529 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw Apparently he didn't know pickles used vinegar...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:50:59 2015 No.6850840 >>6850313 >>"Yorkshire puddings" but actually what the fuck. Seriously, his biggest fuck up. You posted the link twice. I am clueless about yorkshire puddings, so what does make that fuckup the worst? Just seems like his normal weird doing.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 16:57:59 2015 No.6850857
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>>6850840
You're totally right. I'm dumb. Here is the garbage stew link
https://youtu.be/4IrFYRNtD2I
>>6850313

Setting aside the fact that his pronounciation of Yorkshire makes me cringe my cheekbones into orbit, if he had done even the slightest bit of research into yorkshire puds, he would have known that pic related is what they are supposed to look like. They definitely don't look like pastry hockey pucks.

I couldn't tell you exactly what he fucked up because I've never made yorkshire puds myself, but I think it's that he used too little oil and didn't have the pan hot enough when he poured the batter in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:12:51 2015 No.6850894 >>6850529 Oh, wow! He clearly did not understand WTF pickling is, and why and how you do it. >dat 50/50 proportion of seasoning and cucumbers >its not sour enough for me gee, guess why…

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:27:29 2015 No.6850923 >>6850894 It would've been alright had he used more salt and left it for longer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:33:17 2015 No.6850941 >>6850840 They are in no way Yorkshire puddings. Also, you will find exactly zero people in the UK who pronounce Yorkshire like that

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:35:05 2015 No.6850949 >>6850313 What's this guys deal? How is this not ironic? Somebody shed some light.

Anonymous Sat Sep 5 17:45:17 2015 No.6850968

>>6850313
>Jack's idea of a romantic dinner
>https://youtu.be/B09RF0ImYB8
>eat before you eat
>eat by yourself before you eat with the girl, that way you can focus on her and take your time eating your food so you don't finish too quickly
Deliberate euphemism or no?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:14:09 2015 No.6851379 >every single video his wife is in she calls him a retard at some point

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 20:26:18 2015 No.6851421 >>6851379 She's just stating a fact. Jack is pretty fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:07:16 2015 No.6851521 >>6850313 At least add his Bison burgers to the list - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ Literally his best video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:09:20 2015 No.6851522 >>6850529 does he not know that cucumbers are crunchy on their own? he seemed pleased that it 'turned out crunchy' as if that's a result of the pickling process

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:10:09 2015 No.6851525 >>6851521 His Disney World videos are the best thing he's ever done

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:10:16 2015 No.6851527 File: 62 KB, 720x960, 1875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6850941 I just made this Yorkshire Pudding. Its impossible to fuck it up as badly as he did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:10:48 2015 No.6851529 >>6851522 Cucumbers go soft with age. Pickling takes a while so they should go soft in that time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:12:57 2015 No.6851533 File: 452 KB, 1054x820, ThatTurnsMeOn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6851527 That's a pretty nice lookin yorkshire pud you got there Anon. You gonna put a little gravy on that bad boy? Take some more pictures, I want to see it dripping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:14:49 2015 No.6851539 >>6851533 I already ate it. I put a few sausages in there, some roast potatoes and some onion gravy. Felt like a northerner, but it was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 21:22:45 2015 No.6851555 >>6851521 >Cold frying pan >Cant dice onion for shit >Cooks the coriander >rare burger >75% Teriyaki

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 02:01:37 2015 No.6852229 File: 145 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_meateater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >is shaped like a sphere and can't even touch his own hip bones >"i'm a meat eater"

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:47:10 2015 No.6852420

>Jack's Rotisserie Basket Wings video
>Puts some 'fresh garlic' in there
>Garlic is in a jar and pours out like his salsa gif
>Uses low sodium soy because he's worried about the salt content
>Proceeds to put an entire bottle of it in
>Can 'smell the teriyaki' when he's grilling it
>The teriyaki is delicious when he's eating it
> . . .
>He never put teriyaki in there, only soy
I love Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 03:52:49 2015 No.6852432 >>6852420 Me too, anon. Whenever I feel like I've fucked something up, I think about Ja/ck/ and I feel better. At least I'm not a fat balding diabetic cu/ck/ that is 2 strips of bacon away from another stroke.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:12:14 2015 No.6852519 [DELETED]

>>6852420
he depresses me tbh

>devotes his life to food and cooking
>is completely and utterly inept at cooking, has no appreciation for ingredients and has completely shit taste.
>also a fat balding cuck
>also the horrible music/edits/mannerisms in his videos

It's not just that he's bad at cooking on a technical level, it's that he has no idea what he's doing is terrible. I mean if you watch a few cooking shows or read a book you'd know more than he does.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 05:41:09 2015 No.6852560

>>6852519
I know fuck all about cooking and I know more than he does. He lacks basic common knowledge and sense. Most importantly though, why does he feel the need to share his experimental made-up cooking with the world? Why does he act like he's imparting some sort of expertise? It doesn't make any sense. He would do so much better if he just searched the Internet for to or three minutes before he cooks something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:18:41 2015 No.6852621 why do i find this guys videos so entertaining?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:30:44 2015 No.6852645 File: 73 KB, 1131x630, just_a_little_salsa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw >that background music >that "omelette" >"it looks a little plain" >cooking oil from a can is healthier than butter

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:36:47 2015 No.6852653

>>6852560
See this guy: >>6852621

Ja/ck/ is actually entertaining if he is fucking things up. If he tried to do things right he wouldn't actually do it properly no matter how hard he tried because he is an idiot and no one would want to watch videos of a guy that can kind of cook but just misses the mark. He would just be another random fat guy making ribs on youtube if he was even remotely good at cooking.

He has no real talents that I can see other than selling his brand and making some shitty sauces. In 7 or 8 years his youtube channel only has 200k subs and he gets less than 5% of those on average watching his videos. Any rational guy would have moved on by now but not the cu/ck/ King.

tl;dr Ja/ck/ is only mildly successful on youtube because of his incompetence and not despite it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:38:58 2015 No.6852654 >>6852519 >almost 200k subscribers >videos have millions of hits each His ignorance is what got him started, but given the reception he's receiving he would rightly assume he is a good cook and doing good stuff. why would he think otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:42:00 2015 No.6852658 >>6852654 He only has 10 videos with over 500k views and they're all old, some by 5 or more years. Look at his recent videos and see how low his views are for someone with his sub count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 06:47:15 2015 No.6852667 >>6852645 >"This is literally the perfect omelette" Jack, plz stop

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:42:12 2015 No.6852723 >>6852645 >I'm going to show you how to make a perfect omelette >It's a method sent in by a viewer, I've never tried it before and I don't know if it's going to screw up or not Brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 07:50:50 2015 No.6852731 >>6850476 >handling raw chicken im all for giving the guy grief, but if you wash your hands its nbd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:00:57 2015 No.6852750 >>6852731 I presume the point was that he handled the chicken and then handled something else (salsa jar) before washing his hands. He literally eats raw chicken dripping with blood in one video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:25:47 2015 No.6852787 >>6852750 Ah, I see it now. He kinda used the palm of his hand, which didn't really hold the chicken. But yeah, biiiig no-no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:38:47 2015 No.6852800 >>6852750 The salsa is kept inside the jar, so no cross contamination. Not a big deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:41:37 2015 No.6852807 >>6852800 Are you and idiot anon? What happens the next time someone wants to put salsa on something? Do they pick up the jar with their mind, or do you think they might use their hands, you fucking lemon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:46:45 2015 No.6852818 >>6852807 They pour uncontaminated salsa on the food that they want?

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:50:41 2015 No.6852825

>>6852818
Am I being trolled? Do you normally wash your hands after handling salsa bottles? What if salsa isn't the last ingredient? What if they're putting salsa on something they are going to eat with their hands?

The salsa isn't contaminated, but the jar is, and now so are their hands.

Please never work in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:57:15 2015 No.6852839 >>6819390 Can I watch this episode anywhere?

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:57:19 2015 No.6852840

>>6852825
>The salsa isn't contaminated, but the jar is, and now so are their hands.
Things left in storage are always going to be covered in shit. If you go rummaging around the cupboard and then go straight back to handling food you deserve food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:58:28 2015 No.6852842 >>6852840 >Please never work in a kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 08:59:38 2015 No.6852843 >>6852839 see >>6834604

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:00:41 2015 No.6852845 >>6852842 >Handles unsanitary products and then goes back to directly handling food without washing hands >Telling other people to never work in a kitchen You've got a lot of nerve. Honestly think I'm being trolled with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:01:09 2015 No.6852847 >>6852839 Sorry, linking to YouTube is against the rules. >if you're Joey :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:05:18 2015 No.6852856 >>6852845 Are you telling me you wash your hands every single time you grab an ingredient, a jar, a utensil?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:07:08 2015 No.6852860 >>6852856 Yes. I take food safety seriously. Downside is the amount of towels I go through.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:07:42 2015 No.6852862 File: 1.42 MB, 500x281, Idiot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6852845 >You're an idiot if you don't wash your hands after handling jars >I don't see a big deal with this guy not washing his hands after handling raw chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:09:22 2015 No.6852867 >>6852862 Was the food contaminated by not washing his hands at that point? No. Should he have washed his hands after putting on the salsa? Absolutely.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:15:17 2015 No.6852883

>>6852867
Okay, here's the deal. You have your own standards of food hygiene, and they work, albiet they are wasteful in time and towels. But the problem is that they conflict with THE standards for food hygiene that everyone else uses. So you using YOUR standards is fine, so long as nobody else uses your kitchen after you. Because while your standards do result in non-contaminated food, they do result in contaminated EVERYTHING ELSE that nobody who follows THE standards of food hygiene would reasonably expect to be covered with salmonella.

So never work in a kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:18:57 2015 No.6852897 >>6852883 Assuming that stuff left lying around and in storage is food handling safe is why there are outbreaks in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:21:41 2015 No.6852904 >>6852897 Then campaign to get the food standards changed so that everyone follows your version. Because right now you are the reason there would be an outbreak due to using incompatible standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:23:07 2015 No.6852910 >>6852897 Because there are always idiots that don't have common sense

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:27:35 2015 No.6852917

>>6852904
How many hands do you think that salsa jar has passed through before it came in contact with Jack's chicken fingers?

>Jar being made - Probably safe here
>Filled with food - Probably still safe
>Inspected and packed - Might have had contact with people
>Shipped - Probably not much human contact, but is the box clean?
>Put on the supermarket shelf - Hope that shelf stacker practised good hygiene
>Probably handled by a few people looking at the jar - Hope they practised good hygiene
>Picked up by Jack/Tammy - Hope they washed their hands after getting out of the car
>Handled by the person at the checkout... who also handles money - Oh dear
>Unpacked at home - Doubt hands were washed for this
>Jack picks it up with chicken hands - OH DEAR!

Unless you wash every single container you bring into the house/kitchen it's better to treat it like it's already covered in shit.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 09:33:23 2015 No.6852929

>>6852917
I'm not even saying people shouldn't wash their hands regularly, or even after touching anything in storage. That's fine, whatever. But the guy who I originally replied to, maybe you, WAS saying that it's not a big deal that Jack put his fat hands all over other stuff after handling raw chicken without washing his hands. I don't understand how you can simultaneously think that that isn't a big deal, while also being hyper vigilant about washing your hands after touching everything else.

Anonymous Sun Sep 6 12:30:49 2015 No.6853193
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>>6852917

Dude, you do not handle other shit after handling raw chicken. Its basic food sanitation to prevent cross-contamination. You would literally be kicked the fuck out the kitchen if Chef saw you do this and probably get your ass kicked by the line.

Please don't argue this because it only makes you look as retarded as Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 16:24:38 2015 No.6853775 >>6852917 Ja/ck/ pls stop. Actually, pls cover every surface of your kitchen and bathroom with raw chicken juice because it's not a big deal right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 20:38:07 2015 No.6854515 File: 390 KB, 617x439, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6853775 I'd trust Jack, one of the most popular chefs on Youtube and Godfather of Barbecue Sauce, over some random anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 20:40:23 2015 No.6854523 >>6853193 There's already cross contamination if you're pretending that jars of food are clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 21:02:43 2015 No.6854603 >>6854523 Yeah but it's probably not going to give you salmonella like raw chicken you mongoloid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 21:07:19 2015 No.6854619 >>6854603 Do you have a list of bacteria it's okay to contaminate food with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 21:13:32 2015 No.6854636 >>6854619 You're incredibly stupid if you can't perform basic risk assessment. Google food contamination and read up fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 22:09:59 2015 No.6854749 Why has this thread gotten 318 replies

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 6 22:20:40 2015 No.6854764 >>6854749 Because his show is incredibly popular? There's a reason those West Texan Investors wanted to buy into his product.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 09:17:51 2021 No.6854764,1 i was here oct 15 2021

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