/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6807332]

What does /ck/ thinks of vegans ?

[Anonymous No.6807338]

Don't care

[Anonymous No.6807342]

they're tasty

[Anonymous No.6807349]

I could care less what they eat, but they are on an incredibly high horse and look down on everyone else. That makes them massive cunts, the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.6807358]

>>6807332
why is the dog put off? wouldnt the dog be excited? some people got pussy dogs

[Anonymous No.6807359]

>>6807349
>I could care less

[Anonymous No.6807378]

>>6807359
>being this much of a pre-Madonna

[Anonymous No.6807383]

>>6807349
>could care less

so you care right now?

[Anonymous No.6807385]

>>6807383
afraid he might care ? would you have to follow ?

[Anonymous No.6807390]

>>6807332

Usually they eat horrendously unhealthy things because everything that's mimicking non-vegan food, like bread spreads or pastries, are loaded with chemicals. But I don't care as long as vegans don't try to shove their life choice down my throat (same applies to vegetarians and people eating meat).
I just want to enjoy food.

[Anonymous No.6807392]

>>6807359
For all intensive purposes it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.6807393]

>>6807383
>>6807359
I mean yeah theoretically I could care less than I currently do, but I'd have to put effort into it. I don't even care enough to not care.

[Anonymous No.6807409]

>>6807332
I ate a chicken that was fed a vegetarian diet the other day (said so right on the package) and I was honestly underwhelmed. A little bit chewy, and had a lot of tendons running through it. Had an odd flavor even without seasoning. Honestly didn't even taste like chicken.

So yeah, conciencious herbivores (vegetarians/vegans) taste hella weird.

[Anonymous No.6807418]

>>6807392
God dammit, ricky

[Anonymous No.6807439]

>>6807332
Does this qualify as a strawman ?

[Anonymous No.6807443]

>>6807332
There's nothing wrong with being vegan.
The wrong comes when a vegan tries to force his beliefs on you. (much like any other person trying to shove down their beliefs down your throat.

[Anonymous No.6807460]

>>6807332
>using a stuning rod
>not just stabing the motherfucker
i've done it

[Anonymous No.6807464]

What kind of person would claim to love all animals? Theres some real asshole animals out there.

[Anonymous No.6807468]

>>6807464
sluts who fuck any animal

[Anonymous No.6807473]

>>6807332
>vegan for medical reasons
No problem
>vegan for any other reason
I wont speak with degenerate retards.

[Anonymous No.6807474]

>>6807332
Vegans are lame

[Anonymous No.6807491]

I feel bad that its a necessity to eat them, nut until vegans provide more sustainable, delicious alternatives then we can't even consider it.

[Anonymous No.6807509]

As a veteran of /ck/ the thing that bothers me most about vegans is that they keep oppressing me by forcing me to eat food that isn't BACON BACON BACON, isn't BACON epic? All I want to do is be EPIC and then I keep coming to 4chan and finding these extremists posting threads asking about recipes for food that isn't BACON

Stop oppressing me!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6807523]

>>6807509

Bacon and Jack Dagnels, man. That's the shit.

[Anonymous No.6807524]

I'm afraid veganism will reach laws before hearts and as I read here, our grand children may look at us the same way we look at our racist grandpa.

[Anonymous No.6807525]

I think /ck/ has the highest concentration of vegans on this website. You wouldn't eat this cutie would you?

[Anonymous No.6807537]

>>6807524
I seriously doubt you could phase out something so integral in 2 generations when were this reliant on it globally.

[Anonymous No.6807540]

>>6807332
>feeling bad for eating animals
If they were intelligent enough they'd have human processing factories.

[Anonymous No.6807541]

I dig vegan food, but I'm an omnivore.

[Anonymous No.6807548]

>>6807525
Yes, yes I would.

[Anonymous No.6807552]

>>6807525
>all one of you
Yes I would. Suckling pig is a fantastically tasty meal.

[Anonymous No.6807561]

>>6807332
nothing as long as they dont try to convert me to their dietary choice or prove their moral highground

[Anonymous No.6807567]

>>6807409

chickens aren't vegetarians

[Anonymous No.6807607]

>>6807537
There would be no need to actively force veganism on anyone to reduce meat consumption in a few generations. Today's per capita meat consumption is the anomaly; in the past even something like a chicken was considered an indulgence, and people ate a lot more vegetables, which was better for everyone's health in the first place. It actually changed within 1 or 2 generations. Your great grandmother, who was fit and lean, used meat for flavor and only occasionally had a fully meat based meal. You, who are 378 pounds and has trouble breathing between bites of your mystery meat hot pockets, think you're going to die of acute protein deficiency if you add a few pieces of zucchini to your dinner.

The only thing necessary would be to remove the meat industry subsidies which consume a ridiculous proportion of natural resources and create insane pollution and this false sense that an entire heap of meat for every meal is normal and necessary to maintain our health. It's made worse by these hyper-reactionary carnists who pretend that cave people were eating boneless skinless chicken breast from the freezer section at walmart and anyone who disagrees is trying to make you eat BBQ flavor soy pucks with grill marks printed on them using artificial ink.

Learn to use all parts of the animal; buy whole cuts instead of de-skinned, de-fatted, de-boned scraps of flavorless garbage. Buy better quality meat that has actual flavor instead of shopping exclusively by price. Use the meat to flavor real, nutrient-dense vegetable matter composed of seasonal plant foods, instead of just chopping up some iceberg lettuce and pouring ranch dressing all over it as your once-weekly penance to the health gods.

It's depressing how we're in a society full of grotesquely out of shape ham planets who compulsively buy maca root and raw cacao in order to undo decades of self-abuse, when they could simply accept that vegetables aren't conspiring to take away your happiness.

[Anonymous No.6807623]

>>6807567
This one, according to the package, was fed a vegetarian diet.

I know they're naturally not herbivores, and that feeding them a vegetarian diet is animal abuse. I was just curious what an abused chicken would taste like.

[Anonymous No.6807630]

>>6807525
No, i would not
i would feed him eery day until he is big
then i kill him

[Anonymous No.6807658]

>>6807630
Why not eat the feed and water yourself? You will be healthier and help the environment.

[Anonymous No.6807661]

>>6807537
>>6807607

It's really easy: just eat meat only once or twice a week.
This also includes breakfast and snacks.

[Anonymous No.6807670]

>>6807658
oh fuck off, most herbivores eat shit we cant process anyway

[Anonymous No.6808013]

>>6807661
Thats a little extreme. Theres nothing wrong with things like fish and properly prepared chicken.

[Anonymous No.6808037]

>>6807332
>If you cant kill an animal you shouldnt eat meat
>if you cant catch a criminal youshouldnt get robbed
>if you cant put out a fire you shouldnt smoke

[Anonymous No.6808038]

>>6808013
where did he say he was going to take away your fish and chicken?

calm down

you can even eat beef and pork! it's ok!

[Anonymous No.6808042]

>>6808013

>meat only once or twice a week
>extreme

Why? With the money you save you can get high-quality meat and prepare really nice meals. It's really not difficult to whip up vegetarian dishes for the other days of the week

[Anonymous No.6808216]

>>6807540
>none of the hundreds of thousands of people that go missing each year are being consumed by superior life forms

[Anonymous No.6808247]

>>6808037

[Anonymous No.6808531]

>>6807332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xewgENNh094

[Anonymous No.6808543]

Since they see human lives and animal lives as equal, I believe they should legally be treated as literal subhumans.

Similar to how slaves used to be treated, and their enslavement should be legal as well.

[Anonymous No.6808557]

>>6807661
I go through meat/fish withdraw if I don't eat it daily.

I eat chicken breast/turkey breast/tuna everday and eat red meat like 3-4 times a month.

[Anonymous No.6808645]

>>6807661
This is what I've been doing for about seven years now. It's allowed me to sail into middle age while staying trim while most of my peers got potbellies.

[Anonymous No.6808650]

>>6808645
>tfw potbellied since teenagerhood ;w;

[Anonymous No.6808662]

>>6807473
What medical reasons would a person be vegan? I get diarrhea every time I eat meat, does that count? Yet I still eat meat, I would rather deal with the runs everyday.

[Anonymous No.6808664]

>>6807524
But I'm more racist than my grandpa.

[Anonymous No.6808666]

>>6808662
Carnists ram 2kg of deep fried pink slime down their throats for every meal for 45 years, and when the inevitable crisis hits their doctor puts them on a crash diet with oversimplified directions because they know if they say "a little meat is ok" the carnist retards will just change it to 1 kg of deep fried pink slime instead.

[Anonymous No.6808677]

>>6807392
Hey now, don't take my misspelling for granite.

[Anonymous No.6808707]

>>6807332
What's wrong with eating dogs?

>What does /ck/ thinks of vegans ?
No issue as long as they don't annoy me.

[Anonymous No.6808708]

>>6807332
pathetic

they have no grasp on simple biology. they have too much regard for animals. they need to enjoy finer things, like their own selfish experiences

not even joking

[Anonymous No.6808723]

>>6807332

[Anonymous No.6808728]

>>6808723
>here's your electrically-induced rigor mortis!
having eaten a chicken that was killed badly (by my incompetent self), that doesn't seem like it would taste very good

[Anonymous No.6808741]

>>6808723

are you fucking retarded?

how is electrocuting something in any way the same as rigor mortis? did you not see the bird slump right back down after he turned off the electricity?

[Anonymous No.6808745]

>>6808741
>calls someone else retarded
>can't even quote correctly
your mom tried to give my dick rigor mortis last night, but she failed

[Anonymous No.6808751]

>>6808745

oh, the manchild gets btfo and then makes a joke about my mom..

faggot

[Anonymous No.6808758]

>>6808666
I don't eat fast food outside of the occaisional pizza/cheeesesteak.

It's been over a decade since I ate at McDonalds/any fast food place(I somewhat lie, I do eat at Five Guys rarely but their meat is real)

I plan to switch to organic/grassfed/more ethical meat once I graduate/get work and have the cash though.

I mostly eat poultry and fish though, I limit my intake of red meat but I do love it and when I eat it I get something good.

[Anonymous No.6808769]

>>6808741
>>6808728
>>6808723
How is the best way to kill a chicken, then?
[Best as in "best meat", ignore "hurr durr umane killin"]

[Anonymous No.6808771]

>>6808769
I dunno, we're too busy raging about how the flavor of that bird is quite obvious tips fedora, and if u don't have taste-o-vision on your machine ur a fagget who got betee effo

[Anonymous No.6809434]

>>6807332
>The dog, an animal bread for thousands of years to act as a companion for humans
>The pig, a animal that continues to exist solely for the purpose of food
>the same thing

Vegans/vegetarians are fine as long as they don't try to force it on others or act like faggots about it

[Anonymous No.6809471]

They're basically reverse fags.

I don't give a shit what they do at home in private, but whereas the gay folk are sometimes harassed about it, it's the militant vegans that piss people off.

[Anonymous No.6809512]

>>6807378
>>being this much of a pre-Madonna
Making fun of someone for saying the complete opposite of what they meant is being a "pre-madonna". I don't think you know what pre-madonna means dude. Fuck some people on 4chan are terrible at communicating. Try not just saying random words phrases you've heard other people say and think about what words actually mean when put together in a sentence sometime, it works a lot better than acting like a fucking parrot.

[Anonymous No.6809522]

>>6809512
i dunno if this is like a second meta level troll but ill assume you just dont know any better
its prima donna

[Anonymous No.6809524]

They're purposely limiting themselves for no real reason. Being a vegetarian makes more sense because of how animals are sometimes slaughtered, but vegans refuse to eat things that aren't even killed animals like honey and dairy. They're retards that take things too far and going overkill.

[Anonymous No.6809537]

All of you vegetarian haters are really callous, really stupid, or just lying to yourselves so you don't feel bad. Which ever of these you happen to be, none of them are a reason to brag so I don't know why you come on here and post, showing everyone how callous, stupid, or delusional you are.

Eating meat, is taking a life.
Eating plants is killing life too, but at least they don't have a brain or an identity, so it's the least cruel thing to kill to survive.

"Eating meat is natural, it's what we should do, it keeps our bodies the healthiest!"
Who cares what's natural? We evolved to be partly meat eaters because meat is plentiful and full of useful stuff, so being able to eat it made it easier for us to survive and so here we are now. But we are smart, bipedal animals now with an amazing understanding of the universe around us. Why act like feeding our bodies what they evolved to eat in order to survive is still necessary or the right thing to do? This is a bad argument.

Would it be a drain on resources for everyone to be vegan or vegetarian? Maybe, that's really the only reason why I'm not vegetarian.

Meat is plentiful, it's around me, so I eat it. But why act like vegetarians or vegans are stupid and have no moral high ground? They do, they don't want to kill stuff. Just accept it and stop getting mad at them for not being complacent and lazy like you are. It's childish.

"You know animals would eat you in a second." I'm sure they would, most animals aren't very smart. We are one of the smartest animals on the planet and we still eat the shit out of other animals, so why wouldn't they eat us? I'm not sure what this is meant to prove. Is there some great rash of animals attacking and eating humans for food somewhere? If there was, would petty revenge be important?

Everyone has to act like they are so godamn clever all the time, no matter what the fuck they doing or not doing. You eat meat, great, so do most people. I eat it, you eat it, almost everyone does.

[Anonymous No.6809579]

>>6807332
Misguided in the case of being vegan for nutritional reasons, spinless fops if they can't stomach the idea of where their steak comes from and otherwise (barring a few distinct groups, such as people with severe dietary restrictions or buddhists) generally jackasses who practice it to feel morally superior to others.

I've worked in the commercial fishing industry and much of the red meat I eat at home ended its life with my arrowhead in its chest or at the business end of my rifle; I have no illusions about where meat comes from and really the only moral consideration that that produces in me is that I get more angry than others when I see someone waste food.

[Anonymous No.6809599]

>>6809537
>Eating plants is killing life too
>they don't want to kill stuff
pick one

[Anonymous No.6809605]

>>6807332
vegan warrior here, I neeeeeeverrrrrrrrr try to force my beliefs on others. I usually keep quiet about being vegan because of other morons ruining our image.

Also theres more to life than eating 2 chickens everyday just to live and have those 2 chickens SUFFER.

[Anonymous No.6809606]

>>6807670
oh fuck off, the land used to grow the product they eat can be used to grow other better shit, so dont shit about cannot process

[Anonymous No.6809607]

>>6809537
>moral high ground

Seriously though, most vegetarians I've met aren't even capable of presenting a well-reasoned argument as to why they are vegetarian, the worst of them being those who don't want to kill animals but do eat fish and seafood "because things from the sea aren't animals".

[Anonymous No.6809610]

>>6807525
>/ck/ highest concentration
>Not /an/

???

[Anonymous No.6809611]

>>6809607
why are you grouping retarded fuckhead amerifats that cant give up seafood with normal vegetarians?

Are they even conisdered vegetarian if they eat seafood? no..

You sir are a fucking moron and are finding an excuse to hate on vegetarians.

[Anonymous No.6809613]

>>6807332
Half the women I've dated have been vegan/ vegetarian. I don't know why.

They're okay with me, I'm still going to eat whatever the fuck I want though.

[Anonymous No.6809617]

>>6809606
not necessarily, to grow crops you need fertile ground
grass grows literally anywhere
pigs eat feces and trash, its like an edible recycling machine.
also i wanna mention that shit to bacon is a lot more impressive than water to wine.
so uhm, fuck off

[Anonymous No.6809618]

>Not using eggs as a substitute for meat in dishes

What's the matter with you?

>>6809605
>Can never enjoy eggs
>Or milk
>Or any animal product

Vegetarians are fine.

You vegans make me crack up laughing every time you open your big mouths..

[Anonymous No.6809619]

>>6807332
I think it's an admirable commitment, provided they're low-key about it.

[Anonymous No.6809620]

>>6809617
are you a moron? Please research what commercial farms feed pigs

[Anonymous No.6809624]

>>6809611
>why are you grouping retarded fuckhead amerifats that cant give up seafood with normal vegetarians?
>Americans invented Hinduism and Christianity

[Anonymous No.6809628]

>>6809620
i dont care tbh, i only eat bio/organic
also im a muslim

[Anonymous No.6809632]

>>6809628
exactly, so stop basing arguments off of your imagination

[Anonymous No.6809634]

>>6809618
hahaha XDDD im laughing because someone doesnt support something that I ignore XCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the laughs to be had

[Anonymous No.6809635]

>>6809632
seems like my imagination is pretty vivid huh

[Anonymous No.6809637]

>>6809635
oh ye shit man that is some grass right there, they are just shaped and painted over too look like vegetables

Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.6809644]

>>6809637
nigger youre switching arguments every time you are out of things to say, are you female?
pigs are fed left over human food and kitchen waste.
herbivores eat grass. pigs are not herbivores.
pic related, an example for a case where you cant use the land and the animal actually converts biomass.
would you kindly fuck off?

[Anonymous No.6809661]

>>6809644
You eat goat everyday? Do you buy from the supermarket or from the meat market in India?

No, you buy it from the supermarket you dumb piece of shit, and what do they feed the farm animals that are slaughtered for supermarkets?

Exactly, you can post a picture of a cow eating candy, doesnt mean farm cows eat candy now does it. Post whatever else shitty picture you've got.

[Anonymous No.6809668]

Be vegan if you want, I don't care. Just don't be a condescending prick about it.

[Anonymous No.6809672]

>>6809661
i eat those.
its slightly more expensive but im not poor.
they eat grass btw.

[Anonymous No.6809685]

>>6808037
>being stupid

[Anonymous No.6809688]

Depends.

Chill vegan that shared a recipe for homemade veggie dino nuggets?

Cool.

Smarmy pseudo-intellectual psuedoscience-spouting cunt that claims that "humans are herbivores" (Despite all evidence to the contrary.)?


Nah, fuck em.

[Anonymous No.6809690]

Also: Fuck vegans that put "vegan" in the title for recipes that are began by default.

[Anonymous No.6809711]

>vegans

[Anonymous No.6809726]

>>6807332
i think their comics are shit

[Anonymous No.6809753]

Not a vegan myself but 95% of the posts in this thread are people foaming at the mouth with hysterical rage at nonexistent strawman vegans I've never met, and I went to a notorious hippie school and live in an extremely liberal city
>but vegans are so preachy!
Cool story bro, you people sound like you've never been around people with different values than you and you're getting massively butthurt. Kind of like when someone says "happy holidays" and the Fox News watchers flip their shit

[Anonymous No.6809891]

Eating YOUR dog is wrong. Eating A dog is perfectly fine. You and your dog have a close working relationship, and any human who can break a close working relationship has something fundamentally wrong with them.

Ultimately, morality is about intuition. I don't feel bad about killing untrained animals in a humane way with the goal of extracting food and materials from them. From a utilitarian perspective, though, provided the animals we raise are on average less stressed and on average die in less pain than animals in the wild, any animal we raise is a net good, and it's not hard to buy ethically farmed meat.

[Anonymous No.6809939]

>>6807525
Well I'd have to fatten him up first, but yes.

[Anonymous No.6809954]

>>6807658
Your ignorance of how none I industrial agriculture works is bad and you should stop talking about it until you learn more.

[Anonymous No.6809955]

Reasons as to why it's ok to be a vegan:
>"I have digestive issues when I eat a steak."
this is valid, but you also sound like the same type of faggot that can't eat gluten or cheese, and you should kill yourself if that's the case.
>"I have been eating nothing but bacon and cheese for years and I want to change to a more healthy diet."
whoops, you went overboard on meat, it happens, vegan might help. "but if you never ate meat you wouldn't be unhealthy" No, you'd be a skinny pasty faggot; kill yourself.
>"I think factory farming is inhumane and I want to minimize my impact on these creatures"
this is fine too, but you must understand that many animals are raised to be eaten, and it is an unfortunate fact of nature that domestication is part of the food chain. Humans are apex predators, and as such, we have acquired an ability to consume just about anything.

Reasons why everyone hates vegans:
>"I'm trying to save the planet"
by buying crops that severely impact landscapes like, almonds, quinoa, coffee, you are actively damaging the landscapes and local economies; kill yourself.
>"I'm trying to fight those evil slaughterhouse corporations"
by buying 10 dollar boxes of lentils: kill yourselves
>"I'm much healthier now"
as stated before, you're a pasty faggot: kill yourself
>"vegan cooking is fun"
actually it's just trendy and snooty; kill yourself
>"we're putting too much of a strain on the planet"
if you truly feel that way then just KILL YOURSELF

I'm sure there are some cool vegans, but you'd never even know because they wouldn't talk about their diet. Actually you would because they would be really skinny, but it's the high-horse riding rabbits that seriously need to re-think modern veganism.

[Anonymous No.6809962]

>>6809955
YEAH, let's just dump uranium into all sources of fresh water, that will show the vegans that the earth is BULLSHIT and that even by living we're causing a strain on MUH ENVRIONMENT

fuck all these dumb hippies who think humans need clean air and safe drinking water

[Anonymous No.6809968]

>>6809962

>lets just dump uranium into blahblah

stopped fucking reading there. Uranium has nothing to so with eating animals.

jesus christ end your life

[Anonymous No.6809971]

>>6809968
you first. I'll watch.

[Anonymous No.6809974]

>>6807332
Long as their opinions don't interfere with my life in any way I don't care.
The health aspect behind their choice is debatable.
I've already given up red meat for white, mostly for price, so that covers my part about sustainable meat production.

[Anonymous No.6810059]

>>6809962
>hate polluting
>own five dogs
>live in the country, at least an hour's commute from your place of work, and nowhere near public transport
>buy fruit that's flown into the country
>claim uranium is worse than coal despite overwhelming scientific evidence that this is not the case

[Anonymous No.6810110]

>Butchering animals like a filthy kike / mudslime

Savages, you shoot it in the head not slit its throat like an edgelord.

[Anonymous No.6810126]

>>6810110
I eviscerate them while they're still alive.

I tie a rope around their front legs, hoist them from a tree branch and start gutting.

[Anonymous No.6810140]

>>6810110
pneumatic piston to the head.

[Anonymous No.6810157]

Unhealthy looking bastards who love to tell everybody how healthy they feel and cram that lifestyle down the throat of anybody who will give them the time of day. Fuck off. I'm gonna eat meat and enjoy it goddamn it. Humans are top of the foodchain for a reason, start acting like it you fucking pussies. Meat is delicious and I don't give a fuck that you think it's cruel I would eat a baby if it tasted good cooked medium rare.

[Anonymous No.6810173]

>>6810110
its done by using a piston to stun the animal, then they get their throats slit. the only thing the muslims do differently is refuse to stun the animal first

[Anonymous No.6810223]

>>6810173
That's a pretty big difference.

[Anonymous No.6810263]

>>6810223
But who cares? They're just dumb animals.

[Anonymous No.6810288]

>>6810263
Stress hormone add an unpleasant taste to the meat. But it's pretty minor. Also it's so little effort to knock them out first why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.6810297]

>>6810288
You pay for the gun and I'll start using it.

[Anonymous No.6810329]

>>6807378
>>6807392
>>6807393
Retards spotted

[Anonymous No.6810334]

>>6810329
trolt harder than ya mum got rekt by the D

[Anonymous No.6810361]

>>6807523
Are you epic meal time?

[Anonymous No.6810394]

>>6810329
these retards are a diamond dozen

[Anonymous No.6810501]

>>6810361

They're the best thing on YouTube since Supermac18!