Pizza Hut Ranch Flavored Crust

[Anonymous No.6803963]

Pizza Hut recaptures the lead in the race to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.6803971]

Not entirely strange, all chains offer ranch as a side as it's fairly common and it's also not that uncommon to use ranch seasoning to season things

In my middle school, they kept a salt shaker full of ranch seasoning at every register on pizza days since they would run out of actual dressing and it was cheaper

[Anonymous No.6803979]

Remember when they had peach seasoned crust?

[Anonymous No.6803987]

>>6803963
>ranch seasoning
I must lead a sheltered life. Didn't even know there was such a thing, and actually find it very disturbing.

[Anonymous No.6803994]

>>6803971
>ranch seasoning
I must lead a sheltered life. I didn't know there was such a thing, and find it very disturbing.

[Anonymous No.6804007]

>>6803994

How could someone dislike ranch? It's a good kind of bland.

[Anonymous No.6804009]

>>6803963
Is that really worse than actual cheeseburgers? I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.6804056]

>>6804007
ranchfags gtfo

[Anonymous No.6804060]

>>6803994
Its ok. At my uni we have this place that makes homemade chips for their meals and they sprinkle ranch on it.

[Anonymous No.6804072]

>>6804007
>How could someone dislike ranch?
It's a dumbed down version of something delicious. I like a German yogurt/buttermilk salad dressing made with fresh herbs. But when you take something delicious and start replacing the ingredients with cheaper and cheaper shit you eventually get to the point where you've created the zombie version of the original thing. To me the bottles of ranch dressing sold in the supermarket are that kind of zombie food. Because soy oil, buttermilk flavor, MSG and artificial flavors do not equal buttermilk dressing to me.

The idea of ranch seasoning, which I'm assuming is just the salt, sugar, buttermilk flavoring, MSG and artificial flavorings is appalling. Seasoning pizza crust with that is exactly the kind of redneck shit I expect from the people who came up with stuffed crust pizza, though.

[Anonymous No.6804075]

>>6803994
Well, how do you think people make ranch at home? Do you think it just pops out if thin air?

[Anonymous No.6804077]

>>6803994
o no, there exists ways to make food i dont like

o no

[Anonymous No.6804082]

>>6804075
Buttermilk, oil, salt, sugar, herbs and a little vinegar?

[Anonymous No.6804101]

>>6804075
Are you the same guy who started that cooking from scratch troll thread?

[Anonymous No.6804122]

>>6804072
>Seasoning pizza crust with that is exactly the kind of redneck shit I expect from the people who came up with stuffed crust pizza, though.


Redneck? Eating pizza at all is "redneck" then. Why do you cucks pretend to vomit over crust with cheese or wieners stuffed inside? It's tasty junkfood.

[Anonymous No.6804137]

>>6804101
No.

I have some white trash relatives, and I know they dunk their pizza crust (and just about anything else) in runny, artificially flavored mayo.

But taking just the salt, sugar, MSG and artificial flavors from that shit and using it to season the pizza crust, which you then fill with cheese because the fucking pizza doesn't have enough cheese on it already? Then giving away ranch dressing with that pizza so not only can your customers have more cheese with their cheese, but more ranch with their ranch?

That is some crazy redneck shit.

[Anonymous No.6804149]

>>6804122
>It's tasty junkfood.
if watered down seasoned mayo and lots of cheap cheese is your idea of a good time.

[Anonymous No.6804154]

>>6804137
Okay, I was referring to you thinking the only way to make ranch dressing is with seasoning packets, because that's some crazy redneck shit.

[Anonymous No.6804275]

>>6804137
>dunk their pizza crust (and just about anything else) in runny, artificially flavored mayo

doesn't it seem like girls do this a lot? my gf does it and it makes me want to vomit. why do girls like ranch so goddamn much?

[Anonymous No.6804292]

>>6804072
>I like a German yogurt/buttermilk salad dressing made with fresh herbs.
Okay this just sounds like bullshit.

Ranch dressing was concocted in California sometime ago. Whether there was some German analogue is irrelevant, the recipe for ranch--which by the way was concocted on a ranch--is an American original.

[Anonymous No.6804314]

Blue cheese or go f*** your mudda!

[Anonymous No.6804335]

>>6804275
>doesn't it seem like girls do this a lot?
It's not common where I live, so I've never seen anyone do it in real life. I just know it's a thing. Most of the girls I know would scoff at eating pizza from a chain, but that's because most of the local pizza joints here are better.

[Anonymous No.6804391]

>>6804292
>the recipe for ranch--which by the way was concocted on a ranch--is an American original.
Given how many Germans came over to Texas and California (not to mention northers Mexico) to be cowboys, and the heavy influence they had on both the food of those regions I'd be really surprised if this American creation didn't have some German roots. Because it's just a mayo based take on German buttermilk dressing.

Same goes for chili. The stuff is basically goulash using Mexican hot peppers instead of paprika. You know that's some German cowboy shit. And don't forget Texas style brisket. There's German roots all over that one as well. And in all the beer they brew.

(You can hear this in the music as well. Listen to the bass lines of both Western music and northern Mexican music. There's the oompah bass line, and there may even be an accordion playing over it).

[Anonymous No.6804397]

>>6804314
>f*** your mudda!
grow up

[Anonymous No.6804619]

>>6804391

california was sparsely populated so that squarehead heritage crap belongs to texas. California is an Anglo-American creation.

[Anonymous No.6804715]

>>6804619
>California is an Anglo-American creation.
A quick check on wiki shows that California tops the list of states for the number of Americans of German heritage, with over 5.5 million people. That's nearly 2 million more German American residents of California than English American, and nearly double the number of German Americans in Texas.

[Anonymous No.6805065]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h1PDw9wsu8

[Anonymous No.6805212]

>>6805065

[Anonymous No.6805272]

>>6804082
buttermilk mayonnaise salt pepper garlic scallions

[Anonymous No.6805281]

>>6803963
pizza flavored pizza when?

[Anonymous No.6805294]

That actually looks pretty good but then I remember how disgusting Pizza Hut is.

[Anonymous No.6805311]

>>6804391
That's why Germans are the master race.

[Anonymous No.6805464]

>>6804391
>tfw

[Anonymous No.6805471]

I should, one day, go to the grocery store and look around for this ranch dressing. Maybe they have it in Germany.

[Anonymous No.6805488]

They have mayonnaise flavored pizza in japan.

[Anonymous No.6805502]

>>6803994
>I didn't know there was such a thing, and find it very disturbing.

Lots of pizza places places mix their own ranch anyway because it's cheaper than buying bottles in bulk. I'm pretty sure you can buy it at any grocery store in packets or even in bottles.

>>6804072
>The idea of ranch seasoning, which I'm assuming is just the salt, sugar, buttermilk flavoring, MSG and artificial flavorings is appalling.

>He thinks "ranch seasoning" means seasoning made to taste like ranch dressing

Ranch seasoning is the blend of seasonings that are used to make ranch dressing, not the other way around guy. It's funny when people try to act pretentious but end up being ignorant to something pretty mundane and commonly known

[Anonymous No.6806131]

>>6805502
>Ranch seasoning is the blend of seasonings that are used to make ranch dressing, not the other way around guy.
Because the way you make stuff is to buy the mix for it and follow the instructions. That's exactly what I mean by "redneck shit".

[Anonymous No.6806197]

>>6806131
>Because the way you make stuff is to buy the mix for it and follow the instructions. That's exactly what I mean by "redneck shit".

Yeah....or you could get the spices yourself and mix them together before mixing with the buttermilk and mayo, if you so please. Are you against buying pre packaged black pepper too, you artisan? You special snowflake? Do it if you will but most people don't give a damn.

[Anonymous No.6806607]

>>6806197
>most people don't give a damn.
That's because most people eat garbage. Some happily take it to an extreme. That's kinda the point of this thread.

[Anonymous No.6806639]

My problem with the ranch-flavored crust is that it misses the point. The flavor of the ranch dressing is only one reason that you use it as a dipping sauce. The other reasons are the cool temperature and the creamy texture, both of which contrast wonderfully with what you're dipping in it.

When I went to college in Iowa City, there was a pizza place called Gumby's. I think it's still there. Their signature item was Pokey Stix, which are basically cheesy bread - but the best ever version of that. You typically got them with cups of marinara and ranch. The ranch always went the fastest, and if Gumby's had come out with ranch *flavored* Pokey Stix we would have said a hearty "Thanks, but no thanks" and continued right on with what we were doing.

[Anonymous No.6806641]

>>6805502
Anon not everyone is from southern America. Knowledge of the creation of ranch dressing is in fact not common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.6806656]

>>6806197
Not that dude but preground pepper taste like dirt after a few days of it being open. I've never understood why people don't just spend ten bucks on a pepper grinder. Even those shitty none refillable ones are fine.

[Anonymous No.6807580]

>>6806639

Holy shit. Gumby's. I haven't thought about them in years. Those Pokey stix were so good after a night of drinking

[Anonymous No.6807606]

>>6805502
We put mayo in our ranch

[Anonymous No.6808018]

>>6803963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mssJzbv4KFE

[Anonymous No.6808416]

>>6805065
fuck
yes

[Anonymous No.6809717]

>>6807580

They were better than the actual pizza.

[Anonymous No.6810818]

>>6806639
>>6807580
>>6809717

bumpan for gumby's

[Anonymous No.6811175]

>>6806639
Papa Johns does cheese bread sticks the exact same way. They just call them cheese bread sticks though. They are pretty GOAT with honey mustard dip or garlic dip

[Anonymous No.6811182]

>>6811175
For reference

[Anonymous No.6812354]

>>6803979
Wut

[Anonymous No.6812363]

>>6803979
do you mean their peach desert pizza?
They still have it.
Blueberry is better though.

[Anonymous No.6812484]

>>6811182
this is one of the only good things from papa johns. their actual pizza fucking sucks, like pizza hut tier

[Anonymous No.6812497]

>>6803963
what exactly is "ranch" flavor? i've always hated it as a salad dressing. just seems like another version of mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.6812508]

i love pizza hut but i'm sad because theres never any around and i really dont want them to go out of business, theyre the ONLY place within like 50 miles that actually does stuffed crust pizza (and they do it really well) and i really dont understand why
also the free crust customizing thing they added made my stuffed crust pizza a million times better and it was already amazing
also dominos is overrated and i feel sick every time i eat it.

[Anonymous No.6813071]

>>6811182

This is just pizza dough flattened slightly and "docked" (pricking the surface so it doesn't bubble), brushed with the garlic butter and wioth cheese on top. And yeah, they are good. I like PJ's pizza as far as chain pizza goes, though.

Protip:

PJ's garlic sauce is literally Parkay blue squeeze bottle margarine with garlic powder in it. That's literally exactly what it is. To me it's a million times better than Domino's garlic butter, also.

[Anonymous No.6813101]

>>6803994
>>6804137
>I have some white trash relatives, and I know they dunk their pizza crust (and just about anything else) in runny, artificially flavored mayo.

I'm rich and cultured, and I eat my pizza in this way.