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hi /ck/

I want to spit roast a pig but they are expensive and too much meant for me.

Has anyone ever spit roasted a teacup pig?

pic related

>> No.6802963

>>6802956
nah but i spitroasted ur mum last night

>> No.6802966
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Actual relevant information:

http://sugarmtnfarm.com/products/roasters/

Buy yourself a small 10lb pig, only 5 freedom dollars per pound.

They also sell live piglets, under the products tab, for wannabe farmers.

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i'll bump because i am legitimately interested in this.

>> No.6803005

>>6802966
>10 lbs
jesus how old is a 10 lb pig? that's like a slightly chubby cat's weight. and they grow fast i can't even imagine a two week old pig weighing 10 pounds

>> No.6803008

>>6802956

I had an mfm three way with Meghan McCain.

>> No.6803023

>>6802956
6/10

>> No.6803046

>>6802956
pls no

it just wants to love you anon

>> No.6803050

why does it have to be cute and delicious? id still eat it but id feel bad looking at a picture of him lol.

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>> No.6803063
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>>6802967
>grilling a steak

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>>6803046
This is how it looks like when it grows up. Trust me they deserve to die.

>> No.6803080

>>6803076

Mini pigs will not grow much bigger than the one in OP's pic. They stay teeny and adorable their entire life.

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>>6802956
>regular pig too expensive
>attempts to spit roast an even more expensive piggy

>> No.6803088
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I cooked a guinea pig once because I was a hungry student and I thought all pig meat tasted the same.
Long story short, do it OP.
Guinea pig was fucking delicious, albeit boney and stringy, so I'd bet teacup pig is like the baby veal of the pig world.
Please do it.

>> No.6803094

>>6803076
>how it looks like

I dream of a day where I can enjoy people speaking proper English.

>> No.6803096

Dubs decides what to do with the pig
11-99 bacon
00 free it

>> No.6803099

>>6803076
That's not a pig, that's a feral hog and they should be killed on sight.

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>>6803088
jesus fucking christ

>> No.6803116

>>6803054
>one is sentient and the other is not

carnists justifications always give me a good chuckle

>> No.6803137

>>6803116
>saying there is a difference in which type of life you choose to eat in life

I've thought about becoming a vegetarian for environmental purposes, but not because of bullshit about how certain life forms on earth are more moral to kill than others.

>> No.6803139

>>6803137
This is the same thought process as someone that is anti-abortion.

>> No.6803144

i've heard pet micropigs are immensely expensive.

$3,000-5,000.

that's one costly meal.

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>>6802966
>>6803005
There's always suckling pigs, whch are sold in sizes down to a couple of pounds and commonly eaten in Southern Europe for instance. However they do have a less defined meat than grown pigs.

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>> No.6803213

>>6803152
>>6803159
Don't these tend to give non-Southern Europeans the bubbleguts, though?

>> No.6803227

>>6802963
top kek

>> No.6803407
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why you eat pig?

pig is friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtAWrBPxSws

>> No.6803765

>>6803008
oh wow did he fuck you in your ass or mouth?

>> No.6803913

>>6803116
>plants don't have feelings too

Human=heterotroph we kill to live get over it

>> No.6803921

>>6803913
>Responding to vegan b8

It's the number one type used on /ck/ for gods sake.

>> No.6803932

>>6803096
>>6803099
Well shit

>> No.6804392

>>6803139
I'm not anti abortion, but I still believe it's murder. I've seen enough kids go through their childhood witnessing their mothers beaten, being homeless, and general shitty situations to where I believe life can be more painful than death. On that note, I believe killing animals and plants for food is also murder. The question is, why do people believe they are not committing murder when they do it to live?

>> No.6804766

>>6803407
>Pig tears shit up
>Knocks shit over
>Tries to hump dog
>Pig screech at beginning and end

Eat more pork.

>> No.6804788
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>>6802956
OMG, soooooo cute I could just eat it all up

>> No.6805441

>>6803080
Not true. No such thing as a mini pig. That name is given so idiots will buy one and think it will stay tiny. Used to be a fad until people realized they don't stay tiny unless they are underfed/malnurished. They are "mini" compared to regular pigs, but can grow to be the size of a large dog.

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Here is all the info you need to oven roast a suckling pig-

>http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/12/the-food-lab-how-to-roast-a-whole-suckling-pig.html

This article includes a supplier for your pig.

>> No.6806484

>>6805441
my friend's hot sister had one when I was in high school

I don't know what happened to it but they stopped talking about it after a while. I think they ate it

also she's making half a million a year now and I'm working like a schmuck barely even making $100k

life lesson: indulge your kids with the latest fad pets and they'll be successful; don't do it and they'll be losers who go to 4chan

>> No.6806491

>>6802956

jesus christ meat eaters are literally degenerate sociopaths

>> No.6806498

>>6806484
>barely even making $100k

nigger what

>> No.6806504

>>6806498
unless you are at least 6 feet tall and make at least 6 figures, you're a loser who has to settle for black women, fatties, and the mentally ill

you'll understand when you're no longer in the free unlimited sex paradise that is college

>> No.6806559

>>6806504
>tfw I've been on 4chan so long i cant tell if this is b8
Time to leave.

>> No.6806739

>>6803213
Not from what I've heard, and there's no reason it should that I can think of. The fat to muscle ratio is different, but it's still just pork, the proteins and fats don't change composition, just ratios

Kinda like veal is still beef, and digests like it

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>>6806559
>I've been on 4chan so long i can't tell if this is b8
If you can't see that this is b8, you haven't been on 4chan long enough.

>> No.6808032

>>6806559
>>6806821
>implying it's wrong
You obviously settled, or you're a tallfag making good money

>> No.6808204

>>6808032
ha ha epic reddit

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>>6808032