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Anonymous Fri Aug 21 06:42:59 2015 No.6800786 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw I want McDonald's but I'm 12 pounds overweight and I'm having sex with a guy tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 06:50:14 2015 No.6800791 If he's already willing to fuck a fatty then he surely wont mind a few extra fat folds.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 06:53:55 2015 No.6800796 File: 20 KB, 625x469, 1386278768211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6800791 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 06:57:31 2015 No.6800801 I still wonder how someone can be desperate enough to fuck a fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 06:58:42 2015 No.6800804 >>6800791 >>6800796 >>6800801 Bullying is wrong anons. You should be more supportive of OP :(

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:00:44 2015 No.6800807 >>6800804 >Supporting a slow suicide prevented by taxpayer money I'd rather not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:01:20 2015 No.6800808 >>6800804 support this dick fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:02:42 2015 No.6800809 OP here I only have one little roll and it's almost gone I lost 30lbs but I can't take it anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:09:02 2015 No.6800819 >>6800809 Just chug water and stuff yourself with vegetables instead. Don't ruin your diet over one craving, it always turns into more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:12:24 2015 No.6800825 File: 53 KB, 578x944, 29378563497623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6800786 Post ur belly OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:13:26 2015 No.6800826 >>6800801 Guys will stick their dicks in any willing girl because they are sluts

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:14:13 2015 No.6800827 >>6800804 I remember when 4chan was a nice place. Now everyone's such a /b/ meanie :^((((

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:14:32 2015 No.6800828 >>6800809 What's your bmi

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:17:14 2015 No.6800831 >>6800828 26.9 I need to lose 12 lbs in order to have a healthy bmi

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:19:06 2015 No.6800837 >>6800831 Get muscle, fuck BMI you're literally a slave to a literal meme health system.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:19:43 2015 No.6800839 >>6800837 I lift weights too but women can't gain that many pounds in muscle

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:20:37 2015 No.6800841 >>6800831 How's the booty? If the ass fat I might hit it, and I'm the type of Chad that keeps robits REEEEEEEEEEEEEing for days. You ever been with an alpha, babe? Post your butt and the thundercock might Zeus all over your belly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:22:38 2015 No.6800845 >>6800839 Oh I just assumed you were a faggot, I've been here too long. I guess BMI is pretty accurate for you then sadly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:22:47 2015 No.6800846 >>6800831 >tfw 25.5 all thigh

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 07:24:55 2015 No.6800850 >>6800846 Chad again, I'm into thick thighs if you're into thick dicks. They warm? I like to warm my cheeks if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:02:31 2015 No.6800882 >>6800786 Being a faggot is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:15:13 2015 No.6800895 File: 521 KB, 500x280, 1396480541877.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6800841 >into fat girls >thinks hes an alpha

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:20:11 2015 No.6800900 >>6800895 you should go to /fit/, they have whole threads about how having low standards makes you an alpha male, it can be funny or depressing, depending on the day

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:20:36 2015 No.6800901 >>6800796 Mr. Sato!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:42:33 2015 No.6800921 >>6800786 12 pounds is nothing. I'd make you wait and then have sex with you and then I'd feed you McDonalds myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 08:55:52 2015 No.6800941 >>6800900 People still believing that alpha/beta male bullshit is always depressing

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:18:26 2015 No.6800969 >>6800941 >Beta manlet detecte

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:25:55 2015 No.6800981 Just eat op. I like my girls high test

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:28:54 2015 No.6800987 >>6800981 Hey retard, the meme is that high test guys like fat chicks, not that fat chicks have high test. lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:31:17 2015 No.6800994 >>6800981 alpha detected welcome friend

Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:44:58 2015 No.6801014

A burger won't make you noticeably fatter in one day. It make you feel fat though, and you might not want to feel fat while you're having sex.

Pro tip tho: if you wanna lose weight and have more energy for good sex and feel less gross, you should stop eating meat altogether. Dairy too probably. Eggs are acceptable cause they're actually pretty good for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 09:52:44 2015 No.6801034 Show us picture of yourself op

Anonymous Fri Aug 21 10:29:29 2015 No.6801102

>>6800801
It's not desperate, it's opportunistic. Fat girls tend to have low self esteem, which translates into being easy to take advantage of. So they're great for blowing off steam while pursuing higher value targets. Keeps you grounded by reminding you that shit isn't made of gold, like more attractive girls would like you to believe.
>>6800786
One meal isn't going to make any difference, unless you expect some of the fun to involve the lower GI tract.

Being 12 lbs overweight is a function of your general pattern of eating. You're eating too much. Fast food tends to be high in calories, so it's easy to eat too much of. Avoiding fast food on a regular basis is probably a good idea, but once in a while it's fine. This is not a problem you'll solve in a day; it's several months' worth of changing your patterns.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 10:34:24 2015 No.6801109 >>6801014 >you should stop eating meat altogether hmmm

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 10:39:15 2015 No.6801114 >>6800850 >this is what perma virgins actually think girls like All of my keks

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 12:51:03 2015 No.6801343 >>6800831 BMI is for populations not individuals you idiot, look up how to calculate your body fat percentage

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:20:50 2015 No.6801387 >>6800786 >implying 12 pounds over is too fat. If you were 50~100 pounds over then don't eat ever and roll over and die. But 12? Eat the McDonalds and fit the gym after you fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:27:15 2015 No.6801397 >>6801102 >easy to take advantage of >high value targets How long did it take you to become this much of an asshole? Solid nutritional advice tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:35:07 2015 No.6801414 >>6801387 50-100 isnt the end of the world anon. It can be turned around in a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:37:55 2015 No.6801421 >>le virgins: "12lbs overweight is a fatty would not fuck"

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:51:37 2015 No.6801441 >>6801102 Eric, stop posting here, I'm never gonna be friends with you again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 21 13:51:48 2015 No.6801443 >>6800826 OP is a man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 07:18:45 2015 No.6803422 >>>/fit/ >>>/adv/

Anonymous Sat Aug 22 11:41:42 2015 No.6803896

>>6800786
>12 lbs overweight

-_-; you're self conscious. If you are using the BMI scale and your date isn't a completely shallow douche bag.

You can get rid of 12 lbs in a month. Me; I went from 220 to 170 lbs. THAT is when you can call yourself overweight and DO something about it. I know it's hard, but your journey is a lot less difficult. Just eat smaller portions for a month. Or smoke meth, whatever.

Anonymous Sat Aug 22 11:59:13 2015 No.6803938

>>6801397
>How long did it take you to become this much of an asshole?
Just a couple heartbreak incidents that I was too dumb to see coming were enough to change my perspective. And once I did I had more fun, got more tail and eventually ended up in a pretty satisfying ltr. Biggest mistake a guy can make is taking the wrong kind of women too seriously. But you can still have fun messing around with them until you manage to land what you want.
>Solid nutritional advice tho.
Been a borderline fatty myself, because I really like to eat. And if you take great pleasure in eating it's really fucking easy to overeat when your meals have lots of calorie dense foods in them. I've managed to stay trim for the last five years by minimizing the calorie dense foods in my diet and filling up on beans and veggies. I don't buy much fast food, snack food or even meat/cheese because if that shit is around I'll just eat it and become a borderline fatass again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 13:13:38 2015 No.6804108 >>6801441 Dylan? I thought you died

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 13:15:37 2015 No.6804116 >>6800895 low test faggot detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 13:19:14 2015 No.6804128 >gf is craving fried chicken >make a pan seared chicken breast with grilled asparagus for her instead >get head for my troubles the best blowjobs are the ones where you dont have to do shit afterwards

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 13:23:15 2015 No.6804133 >>6800786 You gonna eat that?

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