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6800391 No.6800391 [Reply] [Original]

>Just gonna grab a chip real quick bro.

>> No.6800397

>chip
>bro

Fuck off.

>> No.6800403

>>6800391
i have a friend who does that all the time
just eats of my plate

actually i have 2 friends who do it but the other is a girl i want to be inside so i dont mind it

>> No.6800441

>>6800403
i think your other friend is getting the wrong idea then..

>> No.6800443

>>6800441
now that you mention it he does get touchy when he drinks

>> No.6800457

>>6800403
Your chips are inside her, if only it was the small chip in your pants instead.

>> No.6800474

>>6800457
my mighty mutton dagger will mash her lady bits soon to come, I feel it in my loins. I wish i had some good pics of her to stare at creepily.

>> No.6800486
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6800486

>>6800391
Try that again and you'll draw back a stump.

>> No.6800490

I wanna cum in a lady's vagina.

>> No.6800492

>>6800391
I'm not buying the "real quick" part.
Whether Ausfag or Kiwifag, that's just not quite natural.
Hot chips are about the quality, quantity and flavor. The person taking the chip has no need to be in a hurry.
They are much more likely to suggest the amount they are going to grab, eg. "just gonna grab a few chips bro" or "oi Macca you dog cunt hook us a few chips mate".

>> No.6800517
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6800517

>>6800403
>plates
>not communal among friends

>> No.6800521

>>6800391
more like

>aye m8 ima grab wone of ya chippys with my curried fingas ya wanker.

>> No.6800529

>>6800517
not in the UK m8, i understand that in parts of the world communal eating is common though.

>> No.6800552

>>6800391

I already am hungry so...

F*CK you OP. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE LOCAL CORNER CAFE AND GRAB A BAG OF FISH AND CHIPS!!!
THAT SH*T LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD!!

F*CK YOU OP!!!
& F*CK YOU RECAPTCHA FOR SHOWING MORE FOOD!!!

>> No.6800694

>>6800552
Didn't middle school start this week?

>> No.6800709

>>6800529
Fair enough, it definitely depends on the culture.

>> No.6800729

i think you mean fries or french fries

>> No.6800755

>>6800729
What do the french call french fries?

pommes de terre frites - English fries

You were stupid enough to fall into that trap.
You dumb-fuck yankee piece of shit. Shut the fuck up, punk ass bitch mother fucker.

>> No.6800759

I am happy calling them chips, fries, french fries, pomme frites or even potato wedges.
Just never try and call them "our famous fries".

>> No.6800764

>>6800755
>apples of the earth fries
>potato fries
You have got to be shitting me. Since when do the french all the English potatoes?

>> No.6800772

>>6800764
He probably mistook pommes for the colloqial english term pommy.

Is probably an Amerifag trying to screw an amerifag over.


... shame

>> No.6800773
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6800773

>>6800755
stupid

>> No.6800790

>>6800755
>>6800772
Oh God, I hope it's an Ausfailian who seriously thought that the "pomme" in "pommes de terre" was pronounced "pommy".

>> No.6800795

That doesn't bother me. My roommate will take bites out of my burgers. We share drinks a lot when we're running low. We're not even gay. You haven't experienced true friendship and brotherhood until you've become indifferent to your friends' saliva.

>> No.6800798

>>6800486
Been there, done that, many times.

Now to go grab some chips.

>> No.6800800

>>6800729
>>6800755
>>6800764
>>6800772

I think this is the same guys trying to derail a thread.

>> No.6800811

>>6800800
if two of the same numbers on a post is dubs, what do you call that one?

>> No.6801129

>>6800529
American here, you mean to tell me that it's not common for people to share food in the UK? You just sit there and watch each other eat different food and don't offer any to your friends?

>> No.6801131
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6801131

>chip

>> No.6801132

>>6800755
>screamed the stable boy

>> No.6801136

>being this much of a fat fuck that spergs about "MUH PERSONAL FOOD"

I always make pizza and other shit for when my bros come in to get stoned

>> No.6801137

Me and my friends share food and drinks all the time. I'm cool as long as it's not something you bite into like a sandwich. I've shared drinks with my friends before too, but that's usually when it's alcohol or if we're in a drink-to-survive type deal, usually we have our own drinks and drink relatively quickly.

>> No.6801157

>>6801136
It's my hard earned money what bought this food if you want some buy some. it's called broke or a cheep jew

>> No.6801165

>>6801157
>refused to share food with his friends
>calls others jewish
kek, please be ironic

>> No.6801189

>>6801165
>>refused to share food with his friends
>>calls others jewish
>kek, please be ironic

I would not ask for any food from a friend. if i wanted so i would buy it. BTFO
B
T
F
O

>> No.6801229

>>6801189
What the fuck do you think friends are for? They're people you like and get along with who you share things with and do things for, with the expectation that they'll share things with and do things for you. Mutually beneficial relationships are literally the foundations of civilization.

>> No.6801311

>>6800391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhaIL9iZ-os

>> No.6801329

>>6801229
I'm a fat nigger though, nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.

>> No.6801341

>>6801129
Funny I'm a migrant in America and feel that Americans don't share food with friends either. Everyone just eats their own stuff.

>> No.6801344

>>6801341
In my experience in America, wealthy people are more likely to share their food. They'll all taste each other's plates, or order plates for the table. People who grew up poor/are poor, are fiercely protective of their food and don't want to trade or share,

>> No.6801347

I had a "vegan" roommate that'd eat half my fries before I even got done with whatever else I had. Her diet consisted of milk and cheese, and she defined cooking as kraft macaroni and chesse and cheese quesadillas on a panini press.

>> No.6801370

>>6800517
If I'm going to a place like a Korean deli or a restaurant where the food is unfamiliar, we'll buy a few different dishes and share so we get a good feel for the cuisine. For something as simple as fries to an American, I'll usually keep to myself.

>> No.6801393

>>6801341
don't know about you cunts be me and my friends are always offering to buy eachother food when we go out or a round of drinks for everyone. maybe it has nothign to do with nationality and everything to do with being stingy or kind.

>> No.6801398

>>6801393
This. Some people are generous friends. Some people are stingy cunts.

>> No.6801429

>>6800391
I think they are called crisps m8
Also, don't do that. It's already 2015.

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6801432

>>6800391

my face when my girlfriend says she "just wants a bite" of my sandwich

>> No.6801453

>>6801393
>>6801398
You cunts put dollars in my pocket?. No i work i bust my ass for the scraps they throw me in return so yea my money my food.

>> No.6801462

>>6801453
>Get a better job you mong. If you're "busting ass" and still only managing to eat meager scraps every day, you're doing life really fucking wrong.

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6801465

>>6800391
>always offer some of my food
>they usually dont accept
>they return my offer, probably out of obligation
>accept

>> No.6802306

>>6800755
Who cares what the French call it? America matters more.

>> No.6802338

>>6801453
kek, 10/10

>> No.6803387

>>6800517
>living in a third world country where people will steal food off of your plate while you're eating

>> No.6803392

>>6802338
My troll is complete;^)

>> No.6803418

>>6801465
you are a SCUMBAG!!!

>> No.6804929

>>6800795
Why don't you just french kiss then you faggot?

>> No.6804932

>Chip, an australian slang for fry
>Bro, an american slang for friend

cant tell what nationality you are.

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6804941

9/10 really good. reminds me of me.thank you.really.

>> No.6804943

Here, in Detroit, the notion of grabbing food off someone else's plate is frankly unheard of. You'd get punched in the nose.

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6805096

>>6800391

>> No.6805099

YOU KNOW I CAN'T GRAB YOUR GHOST CHIPS

>> No.6805101

>>6804932
New Zealander or Australian Lebanese, probably.