/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6798736]

>"Sorry, the Sangrita Blast and the Baja Blast freezes are not working, we only have Pink Strawberry."

[Anonymous No.6798765]

>>6798736
>can I get a coke
>is pepsi okay?

[Anonymous No.6798774]

>>6798736
>go to get breakfast at 10am
>ask for coffee
>oh Im sorry we haven't brewed any yet
>you've been open for 2 hours already....

Pretty nitpicky, and autistic, but thats what these threads are about, right?

[Anonymous No.6799122]

>>6798736
But that's the best one

[Anonymous No.6799200]

>"sorry the ice cream machine is down"

[Anonymous No.6799212]

>>6798736
Sangrita Blast was discontinued.
We have vanilla Dr. Pepper now instead.
It's very okay.

[Anonymous No.6799214]

>>6799200
Literally every time I go to McDonald's this happens. I haven't had a mcflurry in years.

[Anonymous No.6799221]

>>6799200
We only train one guy to put together the machine.
If he doesn't come in that day, there's no ice cream.

[Anonymous No.6799259]

>mummy asks if I want anything from the Sainsbury's
>tell her to get my favorite Totino's Frozen Pizza
>mfw she comes back with some generic brand

Feck! And she wonders why I strike her.

[Anonymous No.6799319]

>>6799259
>Feck

Irish detected, get out.

[Anonymous No.6799355]

>>6799214
they hate you, the machine works, when you leave they laugh heartily and just leave the machine running because you are a pathetic slob you fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.6799797]

>>6798736
I feel like a fucking normie for laughing but I did.

[Anonymous No.6799906]

>>6798774
Not nitpicky imo. Any decent place brews coffee a little before opening.
>tfw opening shift meant that I was responsible for the coffee

[Anonymous No.6799912]

>>6799906
when i still worked a kitchen it was always the first thing i did in the morning.

put on a pot of coffee, then start cooking breakfast for the crew.