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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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ITT: Foods too spicy for you

>> No.6798061

>cool ranch
>spicy

what are you doing

>> No.6798068

>>6798061
Shitposting. Don't bother.

>> No.6798077

>>6798053
My ex-wife thought Big Red gum was too spicy

>> No.6798081
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ITT: Foods too cheesy for you

>> No.6798088
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>>6798081
Ooooooo! Cheese pizza makes me want to fart just looking at it!

>> No.6798206

shaping up to be a great thread already

>> No.6798214

>>6798053
Fucking white people

>> No.6798221

>>6798077
She thought my big red was just right.

>> No.6798297

>>6798214
kek

>> No.6798319

Milk! Just thinking about it makes my tongue scorch! Oooohhh!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Spicy!!!!

>> No.6798324

>>6798061
>>6798068
>>6798206
>>6798214
>>>/tv/

>> No.6798381

>>6798319
Keking irl

>> No.6798386

>>6798221
Why is your dick so red?

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>>6798319
mein sides

>> No.6798548

>>6798053
Anything from Taco Bell aside from bean burritos. Those quesaritos look so tasty but they're too hot for me.

>> No.6798574
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>Rape and plunder half the world searching for spices
>Never use any of them

The nerve of white people

>> No.6798618

Thai larb

I'm ok with most spice but this is just silly.

>> No.6799289

>>6798319
I remember the days where I used to live at my parent's farm. Freshly squeezed milk is a heck a lot spicier than storebought stuff, has some kick to it!

I suffered a heat stroke and bursted into flames when I took a sip of milk and fell right into a heart attack. Whew! (LOL)

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>> No.6799302

>>6798574
>implying we wanted the spices

We just wanted to rape and plunder.

>> No.6799318
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>eat lunch with my mom every Saturday
>she's very, very white
>can't eat Indian, Mexican, Thai
>she can't even handle Chipotle
>we end up eating the same shit every time

I like burgers but god dang I just want something different every once in a while.

>> No.6799344

>>6799318
I understand your pain anon. I'm living with my grandmother right now and she only eats pan fried red meat and boiled potatoes. It kills me. And I know. I live with my grandmother. Its the best I can do right now until I can get back to America.

>> No.6799366

>>6799344
I would love to live with my grandma if she were still alive, she was a great cook.

>> No.6799374

>>6799366
Mine can cook good, she is just lacking in variety. Thats okay though. I cook for her too. I made chili today actually. Turned out pretty good.

>> No.6799397

>>6799318
>Mom learned to cook as self-defense after growing up with depression-era farmers for parents
>stepfather actually has experience as a cook and loves cooking
I'm so glad my parents can appreciate food.

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Super spicy

>> No.6799413

>>6799400
Top nig.

>> No.6799434

>>6799374
Yeah mine mostly cooked german farmer food, but I loved it.

Nice of you to cook your her, mine never let me in the kitchen when she was working. She liked to have a lot of open space around her because she'd move much faster than a woman her age should have.

>> No.6799442

>>6799434
Lel wrong thread but you still managed to reply to the same guy. Impressive, tbh. Mines 92 and still does nearly everything.

>> No.6799446

>>6798386
chinamen dog dick syndrome

>> No.6799449

>>6799442
Wait. Im retarded. Sorry man. I'm drunk out of my mind.

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>>6799302

>> No.6799454

>>6799442
>>6799449
holyshit you confused me. I was seriously wondering how I got the wrong thread and still managed to reply to your post. I'm not drunk but I'm working on it.

>> No.6799459

>>6799454
haha. Yeah. I've got 3/4 a bottle of cheap wine and and 2 cans of cider in me right now.

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>haha white people can't handle the PUNGENCY amirite
I had literally no idea this was even a thing until I entered this thread. The fuck are you guys even talking about?

>> No.6799546

I've got a huge fucking dick

>> No.6799547

>>6799539
It's a /ck/ meme, new friend.

>> No.6799567

>>6799547
>whoo boy milk and doritos spicy af bruh
It's obvious this is a joke thread but as with activated nuts, sketti, ortolan and whatever else you meme-loving fucks are into I assumed there was some sort of basis. Whatever mang.