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>ask for club soda
>get seltzer

>> No.6797483
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6797483

>>6797481

what?

>> No.6797485

you have to be a member of the club.

but nobody will invite you.

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6797486

>>6797481
>Ask for pop
>Everybody looks at me like some kind of alien
>Rephrase it as coke
>Get a Sprite

Fucking Southerners

>> No.6797495

>>6797481
Better than fucking tonic water

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6797500

>>6797481

>Visiting relatives in American South
>Go out for lunch
>something to drink honey?
>coke
>what kind?
>Orange Crush
>get diet root beer
>love the American South forever and ever
>

>> No.6797503
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6797503

>ask for tonic water
>get seltzer

>> No.6797508

>>6797481
Your thread is shit, OP.

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6797521

>>6797481

>ask for something anus flavored
>get this

>> No.6797540

>>6797481
Ask for the check, wait 10 minutes. Fuck you waitress cunt.

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6798585

>waitress listing drinks
>pink lemonade
what the fuck is pink lemonade

>> No.6798611

>>6798585
Lemonade with either grenadine or strawberry juice you retarted fag

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6798621

>>6798611
>retarted

>> No.6798638

>>6798585
nice leak faggot

>> No.6798852
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6798852

>ask for porterhouse steak
>get a tbone

>> No.6799032

>>6798852
>ask for a t-bone
>someone wrecks my car

>> No.6800018

>>6798852
did you get to pet the rabbits?

>> No.6801626

>>6800018
Fuck you

>> No.6801810 [DELETED] 

>>6800000

>> No.6801986

>>6801810
Fuck you

>> No.6802048

>ask for a kleenex
>get a quilted northern
plebs everywhere

>> No.6802789

>>6797481
>implying there's a difference

>> No.6802971

>ask for tonic water
>it's mineral

>> No.6803030

>>6797481
Ask for a homosexual asshole, get op.

>> No.6803068

>>6801986
Fuck me? Fuck you cunt

>> No.6803253

>ask for mayonnaise
>get miracle whip

>> No.6803259

>>6803253
Why did I laugh at this?