/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[ebin banani No.6795764]

Literal meme food thread

[Anonymous No.6795869]

[Anonymous No.6795871]

>>6795869

[Anonymous No.6795877]

>>6795871

[ebin banani No.6795899]

[Anonymous No.6795906]

[Anonymous No.6795909]

>>6795869
>/tv/ - Television & film

[Anonymous No.6795911]

>>6795906
Here's your (you)

[Anonymous No.6795912]

>>6795764

[Anonymous No.6796183]

>>6795912
fixed

[Anonymous No.6796210]

>>6796183
I feel like I'm living in hell

[Anonymous No.6796226]

>>6795912
>>6796183
memes are spreading from the internet into reality

[Anonymous No.6796234]

[Anonymous No.6796235]

>>6796210
:^)

[Anonymous No.6796236]

>>6796226
>ron_paul.gif

[Anonymous No.6796251]

>>6796235
>F*CKING

[Anonymous No.6796256]

>>6796183

[Anonymous No.6796272]

>>6796235
I just checked, it's actually real...

[Anonymous No.6796278]

>>6796272
>Monkey Face!
my poor, poor sides

[Anonymous No.6796295]

>>6796234

[Anonymous No.6796323]

[Anonymous No.6796333]

>>6796272
>not getting Problem? to troll other 4chan people IRL

[Anonymous No.6796339]

>>6796183
>mom recycled the cinnamon toast crunch box
>scrambling to find something to read while you eat breakfast
>end up reading four "memes" created by the most underpaid intern marketing group in existence over and over until the bus arrives

[Anonymous No.6796343]

>>6796235
Dick Face is such a cunt.

[Anonymous No.6796348]

>>6796235
>Richard Face
>Dick Face
The memester who wrote these books is quite le ebin troll.

[Anonymous No.6796358]

>>6796234
>Palm oil spread

[Anonymous No.6796371]

"Bone Broth"

It's totally not just a hipster term for "stock" stop saying that I can't hear you lalalalalalalal!

[Anonymous No.6796373]

[Anonymous No.6796391]

>>6796358
that's like calling every beverage (and most foods)
>water

[Anonymous No.6796493]

>>6796235
>richard face

[Anonymous No.6796520]

[Anonymous No.6796570]

>>6795869
>not saying "you're a big pie"

every time I see this image I lament at the opportunity lost.

[Anonymous No.6796581]

>>6796520
peak fucking kek

[Anonymous No.6796582]

>>6795877

I like little Caesars hot and ready pizzas and the deep deep dish is even better. But the bacon crust pizza was not good. Not nearly as heinous as the pretzel crust, nacho cheese pizza, however.

[Anonymous No.6796594]

>>6796343
Underpated roast.

[Anonymous No.6796628]

>>6796520

[Anonymous No.6797504]

>>6796628
>oven ready
Thank you for the kek

[Anonymous No.6797611]

>>6796582
>Not nearly as heinous as the pretzel crust, nacho cheese pizza,


Yeah pretzel bread w/ cheese and pepperoni, SO GROSS


It's a cheap, tasty meal, brah. Lasts better the next day than their other pizza's too.

[Anonymous No.6797701]

[Anonymous No.6797717]

[Anonymous No.6797721]

[Anonymous No.6797724]

WHERE THE FUCKIN TENDIES AT?

[Anonymous No.6797726]

[Anonymous No.6797728]

[Anonymous No.6797729]

[Anonymous No.6797733]

[Anonymous No.6797738]

[Anonymous No.6797742]

[Anonymous No.6797746]

[Anonymous No.6797750]

[Anonymous No.6797756]

[Anonymous No.6797758]

>>6797756
doesn't this create mustard gas

[Anonymous No.6797759]

>>6797721
ron swanson?

[Anonymous No.6797764]

>>6797758
yes
>>6797759
no

[Anonymous No.6797766]

>>6797758
Mustard gas is nailpolish remover with bleach.

[Anonymous No.6797770]

>>6797758
How would it create mustard gas?

>>6797759
No, its eggs and bacon...

[Anonymous No.6797776]

>>6797766
No, that's ammonia gas. Similar effect though.

Fun prank:
Take ammonia and bleach and put them in separate baggies. Tape them together with one of those spiky things little girls play Jacks with in between the bags. Place under a seat cushion. When they sit down they will rip the bags mixing the chems creating ammonia gas, which could kill them if too much is inhaled, at the very least they will suffer respiratory damage.
>you are now a terrorist

[Anonymous No.6797792]

>>6797776
Superglue a feces dipped razor blade under a car door handle.

[Anonymous No.6797800]

>>6797776
>>6797792
Take a 5gallon bucket and fill it with ice water, tie a rope from the bucket handle to a ceiling fan, rig the fan to spin when someone opens the front door, and then forget everything you just did and just go kick someone really hard in the shins instead.

BEST. PRANK. EVER.

[Anonymous No.6797830]

>>6797701
>it's not delivery

[Anonymous No.6797843]

>>6797800
Wouldn't centrifugal force allow the water to stay in the bucket?

I think it's likely the fan would just break.

[Anonymous No.6797855]

>>6797843
>thats why you forget everything and just kick them

[Anonymous No.6797856]

>>6797855
That seems irrational.

[Anonymous No.6797859]

>>6797856
>pranks
>rational

Don't look too far into it.

[Anonymous No.6797864]

>>6797859
What if the prank is well thought-out and is applied for a specific purpose based on social engineering?

One could prank all of a particular professor's next door neighbors over the course of a year with toilet paper wrapping.

Wait a month, then do them all in the same night, but not the professor.

Wait a week and start leaving piles of toilet paper on the professors doorstep with a note saying your next.

Do this for 4 years until he goes insane or moves.

That way, when you take that class, you don't have to deal with that faggot professor.

[Anonymous No.6797876]

>>6797864
>curb your autism

[Anonymous No.6797877]

>>6797859
>looking far

[Anonymous No.6797882]

>>6797877
>doesn't understand colloquialisms
>unleashes a mild trickle of written autism

[Anonymous No.6797956]

>>6796628

>oven-ready

10/10

[Anonymous No.6798184]

>>6795764
I made tendies once just to post pictures on r9k.

[Anonymous No.6798188]

>>6798184
>just once
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.6798224]

>>6796235
r8 my tattoos

[Anonymous No.6798235]

>>6798184
Did you earn or lose GBP for making those?

[Anonymous No.6798282]

>>6798224
Ths is b8
0/8

[Anonymous No.6798284]

>>6798224
I wanted say "I wonder how he(she?)'s going to explain those tatoos to his(her?) grandchildren", but I'm pretty certain that person won't procreate.

[Anonymous No.6798286]

>>6796582
Little Caesars fucking sucks. Go to a real pizza place.

[Anonymous No.6798313]

>>6798284
Imagine having a mom/dad with those tats

[Anonymous No.6798441]

[Anonymous No.6798457]

>>6796295
Do niggers not like hazelnut?
Or is Nutella nasty?
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.6798464]

>>6798441
BUENO ME GUSTA

[Anonymous No.6798465]

>>6798313
>imagine having a mom/dad
Why you gotta bring that up, anon? Damn you cold.

[Anonymous No.6798474]

>>6798465

[Anonymous No.6798480]

>>6798457
white people smear it on their faces and then pretend to be black so they can apply for welfare.

then they use the welfare to buy ranch dressing

[Anonymous No.6798494]

>>6798465
Cheer up anon, at least you can take comfort in binging on food before crying yourself to sleep

[Anonymous No.6798503]

>>6798494
is it just me or do foods such as pic related look completely unappetizing?

[Anonymous No.6798509]

>>6798503
It's never just you, you fucking vegan

But yeah it looks tasty

[Anonymous No.6798516]

>>6798494
Fuck that, I'm going to put on a costume, hide in the shadows, and beat up people who are poorer than me.

[Anonymous No.6798527]

>>6798465
>>6798516
batman is a meme but he isn't food, /co/ pls

[Anonymous No.6798529]

>>6798284
Get your eyes checked, that's a Mexican, they breed like Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.6798535]

[Anonymous No.6798543]

>>6798527
But I have food right here anon...

[Anonymous No.6798622]

Buncha jobber cunts m8

[Anonymous No.6798634]

>>6798622
>this really rustled my jimmies

[Anonymous No.6798709]

>>6798622
>Monkey Face!

[Anonymous No.6798719]

>>6798503
On a surface level just looking at the pic it looks appetizing......then you realize that the meat probably isn't really cooked and is positioned in such a way to make the burger look fuller. The rest of the ingredients are likely manipulated in a similar way to make them look appealing.

Food advertising is fucking surreal.

[Anonymous No.6799112]

>>6796272
>>6796278

[Anonymous No.6799194]

>>6797830
Oh fuck, I just got this.

[Anonymous No.6799250]

>not posting the ultimate /ck/ memester

[Anonymous No.6799288]

>>6799250
Did he just take mince straight out of the package and cut it into squares? Shit doesn't even look properly mixed, yo.

[Anonymous No.6799311]

>>6799288
>mince
Damn you, Union Jack.

[Anonymous No.6799313]

>>6799250


do you have the video link

[Anonymous No.6799340]

>>6799311
What's weird is that I'm american, I just couldn't remember how to say it because I've been watching BBC all day

[Anonymous No.6799349]

>>6799340
I know that feel. If I watch too much brit tv I actually pick up an accent for a while. No idea why, I think its because I moved around a lot as a kid and had to switch accents a lot.

[Anonymous No.6799351]

>>6799313

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk

[Anonymous No.6799396]

>>6797717
i'm sure you're trying to be contrarian but
>avocado on sushi
triggers me

[Anonymous No.6799430]

>>6799351
>this human thumb

[Anonymous No.6799441]

>>6799396
Want to know a secret? I actually hate sushi. Too pretentious, didn't taste good to me. Well, some did. The rolls where everything was cooked was pretty tasty.

[Anonymous No.6799445]

>>6799441
you disgust me

[Anonymous No.6799447]

>>6798284
>needing to explain shit to your grandchildren

[Anonymous No.6799448]

>>6799288
He just barely squeezes it together, the way he eats it raw i wouldn't be surprised if this guy gets salmonella or e.coli from his cooking

[Anonymous No.6799493]

>>6799445
>implying weeaboo opinions matter

[Anonymous No.6799495]

Korean tacos

[Anonymous No.6799498]

>>6799493
>eating food that's still alive

[Anonymous No.6799509]

>>6799498
The first part that's cut off is the brain, so it's technically dead. Any moving it does is just nerve endings.

[Anonymous No.6799511]

>>6799498
Thats japland for you.

[Anonymous No.6799515]

>>6799495
yeah but they're fuckin delicious
so are those korean cheese steak sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.6799538]

>>6799351
Is there anything he cooks that doesn't remain raw

[Anonymous No.6799558]

>>6799509
or they skin it and leave it alive and in pain while they burn it.
>>6799511

[Anonymous No.6799563]

>>6799511
Jesus Christ, I have never even felt bad for fish dying for food until this.

[Anonymous No.6799578]

>>6799563
japs are not a compassionate people

[Anonymous No.6799640]

>>6797830

[Anonymous No.6799966]

>>6798529

that's actually portuguese/brazilian

[Anonymous No.6799997]

>>6799558
>>6799563
>>6799578
look closer you fags
it doesnt have a head. the movements are just muscle spasms, similar to a cow that starts flailing around uncontrollably after getting bolted in the head.

this is literally the freshest fish imaginable.

[Anonymous No.6800083]

>>6799493
>You can call me nannerpus nannerpus

[Anonymous No.6800087]

>>6797611
>It's a cheap, tasty meal
>americans

[Anonymous No.6800089]

>>6799997
>it has a head with a visible mouth

Did you forget your glasses anon?

[Anonymous No.6800096]

>>6800089
It's dead anyways, they kill it before serving. The movements are just spasms like that anon says, it's no different from that octopus which "dances" when you pour soy sauce on it.

[Anonymous No.6800097]

>>6799997
Have you ever asked a headless body whether it is feeling pain? Because I bet it would tell you it is.

[Anonymous No.6800098]

>>6800096
Now I see that post was preceded by a gif of that octopus.

[Anonymous No.6800100]

>>6800097
Your nervous system may stay semi-functional for a while after death, but without a brain to interpret the input it does nothing of effect.

[Anonymous No.6800102]

>>6800096
assholes can't even give it a clean death. aren't japs supposed to have honour? this is despicable.

>3rd world nation eat habits

[Anonymous No.6800108]

>>6800100
so they just like to watch it squirm and suffer for their own amusement. coming from a country that also stuffs kittens into boxes so they can't grow properly and become deformed and suffer constantly this isn't surprising.
Anyone up for a 3rd nuking?

[Anonymous No.6800130]

>jap this
>japs that
It's Korean you twats

[Anonymous No.6800139]

>>6800130
>jap trying to shift blame
Nah, I've been to both japan and korea. Its not korea.

[Anonymous No.6800148]

>>6800130
Its japanese. they have these bars where they serve shit like this and live frog hearts and other shit thats supposed to make you more virile and keep your hair thick or something. Anthony Bourdain has done at least one show about them. So has zimmern, I'm pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.6800160]

>>6800130
Its definitely japanese, don't try and push this shit on the koreans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VJ0pOIhiRXc

>>6800148
Anthony has been there twice, on different shows.

[Anonymous No.6800184]

>>6799511
jesus christ, that is fucked up; usa should nuke them again; this is literally what hitler was doing to jews.

[Anonymous No.6800196]

>>6800184
we can always hope for another hurricane

[Anonymous No.6800328]

>>6800108
>a country that also stuffs kittens into boxes so they can't grow properly and become deformed

WHAT A FAGGOT
you actually fell for the whole bonsai kitten meme back in the 90s?

[Anonymous No.6800331]

>>6800328
>back in the 90s
correction
back in 2000/2001

[Anonymous No.6800346]

>>6800328
>>6800331
Everyone knows it was a joke, the problem is japanese people tried to do it anyways.

[Anonymous No.6800351]

>>6800328
>>6800331
japs don't like cats for some reason

i think he ate this one

[Anonymous No.6800359]

>>6800328
>>6800331
>>6800346
>>6800351
not to mention that famous chinese news report about those jap kids skinning that cat they tied to a tree, or all those jap models that stepped on kitten in high heels killing them, just for a photo shoot. Do I even need to mention whaling?

[Anonymous No.6800512]

>>6800351
2 nukes weren't enough.

[Anonymous No.6800543]

>>6800108
Not to mention they're basically the only place that still uses gas chambers to put down dogs. They sometimes spend an hour or two just slowly suffocating in those things because they're so poorly designed.

[Anonymous No.6800544]

>>6796628
>oven ready

Hehehehehehhe

[Anonymous No.6800573]

>>6799558
>>6799563

>insurtingi grorious Nippon
>not realizing groriousu Nippon Isu perfecto
>beingu racistu

[Anonymous No.6800584]

>be b& in the past for posting food pics because the food (frog) was still moving
>be b& recently for getting dubs

reported this hours ago and its still here. >>6800351

good board. enjoy your fast food shills and stickies.

[Anonymous No.6800585]

>>6800351
>japs hate cats2.webm
So there is at least one more?

Well it happens, us chinks tend to eat anything that moves. I haven't had any dog or cat before but I do like scorpion and game, it's good.

[Anonymous No.6800589]

>>6800351
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.6800591]

>>6800160
Holy shit I can never

[Anonymous No.6800593]

>>6800585
i've eaten horse in germany, and I go hunting. killing someones pet is different though, its destruction of property.

[Anonymous No.6800594]

>>6800584
would you like me to delete it? I can just delete it for you, anon. mods wont do anything for you.

[Anonymous No.6800597]

>>6800589
can do, just make sure you remember how evil japs are FOREVER.

[Anonymous No.6800600]

>>6800594
>>6800597
>>6800589

Sorry, can't do it. 4chan literally won't let me.
"you cannot delete a post that has been up this long"

Guess you will be reminded of jap cruelty until the janitor wakes up.

[Anonymous No.6800603]

>>6800584
Unfortunately you'll probably get banned again for announcing your report.

[Anonymous No.6800608]

>>6800584
>>6800584
You will be banned again, and this post will still be here until the thread dies. Its food. He's preparing his dinner.

[Anonymous No.6800628]

>>6800589
Why the fuck did you click a webm when the thumbnail is obviously somebody holding a kitten in one hand and a knife in the other? I agree it needs to be taken down, but what compels a normal person to click something like that? Reminds me of that situation with the little dancing dog that turned out to have been horribly beaten in order to perform tricks. There were all these people like ~poor puppy, I had to stop watching when he threw it against the wall... :'^( like they were sooo sensitive, totally disregarding the fact that they volunatarily chose to watch footage of horrible animal abuse just so they could express their outrage. I don't get it. Why click in the first place?

[Anonymous No.6800634]

>>6800628
>horrible animal abuse
This is how japanese people prepare meals you racist.

[Anonymous No.6800639]

>>6800634
I was referencing a video of a dog being severely beaten. I didn't watch your webm (or the dog video), sorry.

[Anonymous No.6800643]

>>6800639
probably for the best
it offends western sensibilities
its just how we eat

you ever see how chicken nugget made? how burger made? not nice either.

[Anonymous No.6800704]

>>6797738
>yfw they removed the products short after
>to replaced it with the "right" one wich is the same water without the 3 stalks in it
Capitalism hooooo

[Anonymous No.6800711]

>>6800089
It doesn't. Are you retarded? do you kbnow what a fish look like? That the head has a big skull easily visible? That it's not in that pic? I can't believe I have to negate your argument with stating such obvious things.

[Anonymous No.6800712]

>>6800359
>jap models
It was literally a Chinese prostitute. Gotta lay your racism down a little kid.

[Anonymous No.6800743]

>>6799511
This is Korea.

[Anonymous No.6800771]

>>6797830
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.6800784]

>>6800771
It's about an unfunny video game webcomic that suddenly got derailed by a "serious" storyline about the self-insert main character's girlfriend miscarrying. The strip where there was revealed was called "Loss," and it is extremely recognizable just by a few shapes being in the same positions as the characters in the strip.

[Anonymous No.6800817]

>>6799966
So a south Mexican, you'll still have 50 more in a month.

[Anonymous No.6800823]

>>6800712
>Smelly
>Yellow
>Midgets

Same thing

[Anonymous No.6801012]

>>6797728
Im

[Anonymous No.6801016]

>>6800512
that image is aggressively /mu/

[Anonymous No.6802085]

>>6801016
Needs more smashing pumpkins

[Anonymous No.6802105]

>>6797766
>>6797776
>No, that's ammonia gas.
Chloroform can be made from bleach and acetone.

[Anonymous No.6802862]

>>6797830

[Anonymous No.6802871]

>>6795871
This makes me mad and I don't know why. It just looks like literal shit on a bun

[Anonymous No.6802919]

>>6799493
That's.. A little too raw for me

[Anonymous No.6803428]

>>6798622
The first time I saw it in the store I almost lost my shit.

[Anonymous No.6803564]

>>6797746

the finest jelly beans

[Anonymous No.6803727]

>>6799340
How do americans say it?

[Anonymous No.6803734]

Can't believe no one has posted the memest of all meme foods yet: Bacon.

[Anonymous No.6803776]

>>6797717
>Americans put their own twist on pizza
>Becomes staple food in America for decades

>Americans put their own twist on Sushi
>FUCK YOU NORMIE, STOP RUINING MY AUTHENTIC JAPANESE CUISINE

Fuck off weebs

[Anonymous No.6803811]

>>6798286
It's the closest to my nowhereville house.
It's alright, but I'd rather have other brands.

[Anonymous No.6803813]

>>6803811
>branded pizza
there's your problem, anon. support local businesses.

[Anonymous No.6803837]

>>6799511
Can someone link a video? I can't open webms on my phone.

[Anonymous No.6803847]

>>6799511
This thing doesnt even has a head anymore. Eels and shits like that still move, after you killed them for some time.

[Anonymous No.6803907]

>>6796226
>he thinks internet memes were the original concept.
Try some research before posting, memes are not exclusive to the internet.

[Anonymous No.6804187]

>>6796235
Is there some rule that you can't print curse wors on a book cover or something? How does a single * make it okay?

[Anonymous No.6804211]

>>6797864
what a shit prank

[Anonymous No.6804217]

>>6798480
+1

[Anonymous No.6804954]

>>6800346
The text is Korean, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.6805127]

>>6803727
Ground beef Or hamburger meat (yes really)

[Anonymous No.6805143]

>>6797717
I immediately though this was a loss edit, I hate this place

[Anonymous No.6806366]

>>6795877
I ate 1 1/2 of these in a single sitting. It was fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.6806463]

>>6800160
imagine being eviscerated while still being alive
and watching someone/something eating you slowly as you die.

nigga, thats a fucked up way to go.

[Anonymous No.6807158]

>>6796323
You took a picture of a fucking .png


FUCK THIS CAPTCHA

[Anonymous No.6807183]

>>6798224

[Anonymous No.6807203]

>>6803734
but bacon is good with eggs and in burgers

[Anonymous No.6807280]

>>6797756
How can anyone fall for this?
There's no fucking coco powder.

[Anonymous No.6807285]

>>6807280
>2 tablespoons cocoa