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>> No.6791716

>he'll be enjoying his footlongs in prison

>> No.6791726

Subway helped me to lose 245 lb's. CP helped me to lose everything.

>> No.6791730

>>6791726

my sides.

>> No.6791745

So when does he start frequenting 4chan? This is the only place he has left (besides Bubba's cell, of course.)

>> No.6791753

>>6791745
He's always been here.

>> No.6791755

>>6791726
>shot fired

>> No.6791760

>>6791707
obviously they'll drop him as a spokesman but I wonder if he'll get to keep his lifetime free card

>> No.6791764

>>6791760
No Subway in federal penitentiary.

>> No.6791769

>>6791764
He signed a plea deal, probably something to do with ratting on his other friend that got caught, he may not be away very long

>> No.6791777 [DELETED] 

>Zionsville

Daily reminder that Jews are pedophiles.

It's funny that a news article fits on /ck/ though.

>> No.6791781

Who would have thought some 400 pound waster was a pedophile

>> No.6791785

>>6791769
Pedos don't even go away that long. I used to know a guy that got accused and he got out after like 6 months or something ridiculous. He was a total asshole too, I'm pretty sure he fucked a kid.

>> No.6791792

Ha! No more free sandwiches and money bitch. Can't wait for him to become a fat, depressed and poor sack of shit xD

>> No.6791793

>>6791726
Kekadoodldee

>> No.6791796 [DELETED] 

>>6791777
I hope they starve that kike it's auschwitz

>> No.6791798

>the former head of Fogle's charitable foundation, who was charged with producing more than 500 child porn images in May and tried to kill himself in jail just days later.
Why do they do this?

>> No.6791801

>>6791792
>Can't wait for him to become a fat, depressed and poor sack of shit xD
He already is all those.

>> No.6791803

>>6791798
Because suicide is a better option than torture and tape and possibly murder, which are inevitable

>> No.6791805
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>>6791803
* Rape, not tape

>> No.6791806

>>6791805
Was it tape?

>> No.6791817

>>6791805
Tape rape?

>> No.6791908
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6791908

The fuck?

>> No.6791914

>>6791908
You ain't lived till you fucked some horsepussy

>> No.6791915
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>>6791908
someone call /mlp/

>> No.6791945

>>6791726
I feel bad for laughing at that.

Sounds like he and Taylor were pretty deviant and got their jollies after regular porn got boring. It would be extremely disheartening especially considering he has two young kids (not that he would necessarily do anything to them, but they'll have to have him as a father.)

>> No.6791958
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>>6791707

gotta be wiener joke in here somewheres

>> No.6791962
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6791962

>>6791707
>that face

>> No.6791970

Hilarious

>> No.6791971
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6791971

>>6791792
>!
>xD

>> No.6792006
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6792006

Nigga shudv proxied that bitch up.

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>>6791707
>plead guilty
Lesser men than him have been undone by mere allegations of this kind of shit. Pic related.

>> No.6792137

>>6792130
>Lesser
no

>> No.6792221

you know, for working for subway, you'd think he'd be into scat.

>> No.6792521

No fucking way..
Have fun getting raped in jail fogle. Fucking cunt.

>> No.6792600 [DELETED] 

>>6791777
>lucky trips

Shits confirmed

>> No.6792605
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>>6791908

>> No.6792637

I really feel he took the whole 'Eat Fresh' thing way too far

>> No.6792654

Bet he won't be pitching his six incher in jail.

>> No.6792699

>>6791707
Haha i fucking knew it i told you guys when they caught his fundraiser buddy with the cp that this fuckin dude would be a creep also.

I always knew there was something off about him,

>> No.6792728

now we know why he always lugged around those giant pants

easy to take off

>> No.6792996

>>6791726
underrated post

>> No.6792998

>>6792637
underrated post

>> No.6793059

What was his favorite thing to order from subway?

>> No.6793379
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6793379

>>6791726

>> No.6793432
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6793432

Oh no a fucking 16 year old prostitute, what a monster. She was so innocent.

I'm looking forward to the upcoming month of trying not to trigger my shittier friends while they sit around and bash him like he's some sort of dark wizard supernazi.

>> No.6793446

>>6791707
How butthurt is Subway that they keep calling him "The Subway guy" every time this shit gets reported on?

>> No.6793449

>>6791801
He used to be fat but now he's just ugly.

>> No.6793841

>>6791707
He's been from one end of the spectrum to the other. From Sandwiches to pizza.

>> No.6793864

>>6791908

>Zionsville

>> No.6794017

>>6793864
Yes. It is a shitty town here in Indiana.

>> No.6794150

>>6792637
Hahahah oh man that joke is what's fresh I tell you what is what's what hahahahah

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>>6793864

>> No.6794827

I guess you could say he always ate fresh.