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>food is called Hamburger
>its made with beef
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>> No.6788766

HAW HAW HAW

>> No.6788771

>>6788760
>food is called egg roll
>doesn't have egg in it

>> No.6788776
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6788776

>steamed hams
>theyre baked

>> No.6788824

It's called beer. Find out there are no deaf bees.

>> No.6788829

>Rocky Mountain oysters
>Neither rocky, a mountain, nor oysters

>> No.6788882 [DELETED] 

>Go to kennel to buy and over heated puppy. >Informed that's not what a hotdog is.

>> No.6788890

>Go to kennel to buy an over heated puppy.
>Informed that's not what a hotdog is.

>> No.6788897

>Buy a box of nips
>Zero Asians inside

>> No.6788923

>order milkshake
>never see the man shake my milk

>> No.6788933

>>6788923
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aca_1183415081

>> No.6788991
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>>6788933

>> No.6789026

>bought my friend an anheuser-busch to make him smart
>Bud never got wiser

>> No.6789130
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6789130

>Needed everything organized in a certain order.
>Arrange juice failed to work

>> No.6789132

>>6788760
The meat style used in it originated from Hamburg you retard

>> No.6789143

>>6789132
Old wives tale

>> No.6789160

The hearse door wasn't completely latched and on a trip uphill, it swung open. The casket flew out and began sliding down the way. After so many who were chasing after it had failed, it finally came to a stop in front of a physician's office. As the practitioner stepped outside, the casket again began to slide. One of the men in pursuit, winded and hacking, halted and asked, "Hey doc, got anything to stop this coffin?"

>> No.6789176

>Strawberries
>Fail to function through a McDonald's lid

>> No.6789181

>Pumpkin
>What they do down in Arkansas

>> No.6789192

>Halloween party
>Must come dressed as an emotion
>First guy shows up in red, head to toe
>Red with anger
>Second guy shows up in all green
>Green with envy
>Third guy shows up naked with an erection
>at the tip of his cock is a pear
>I'm fucking despair

>> No.6789201
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6789201

>mfw blueberries are purple
>pineapples don't taste like apples and they don't come from pine trees
>eggplants are gourd shaped and purple
>chilis are hot and not chilly at all
>searched thousands of cranberries and never found a speck of cran

>> No.6789208

>mussels
>end up being weak

>> No.6789211

>>6789201
>pineapples

I like that one.

>Chili today, hot tamale

>> No.6789219

Don't let your meatloaf.

>> No.6789227

>Want something oily and alcoholic
>Butterscotch doesn't measure up

>> No.6789241

>pizza
>doesn't make you pee
>it's just 'za

>> No.6789251

>Perch
>Terrible lookouts

>Walleye
>Spies they are not

>> No.6789254

>>6789241
Yo! You wanna pizza me?

>> No.6789256

>Tater tots
>Potato orphans

>> No.6789260

>Pork chops
>Don't even know pig Karate

>> No.6789263

>Wanted to know how old my Ragu was
>Sausage was no help

>> No.6789269

>>6788760
>Indian guy sees hamburger
>eats it not knowing it's beef

>> No.6789271

>Was prepared for the unruly
>Brats turned out nice

>> No.6789278

>Gave a gun to a pickle as instructed
>NO! I said arm a dill O

>> No.6789285

>>6789269
That would be a hindu guy

>> No.6789292

>Took a demanding condiment to the restroom
>Mustard was a false claim

>> No.6789298

>Twinkie
>Failed at homosexual school

>> No.6789332

>Caribou
>Nothing to do with tending to a ghost's frightening sounds

>> No.6789341

I'm starting to get to corny now. Seizure later.

Don't forget to keep your ears peeled and your eyes to the ground.

>> No.6789345

>>6789254
Dude let's like totally pizza bro haha

>> No.6789349

>>6789181
Underrated

>> No.6789365

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS??

>> No.6790198

>Homosexual named BB
>Thought he was an expert at barbeque
>BBQueer

>> No.6790308
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6790308

>>6788760
Not if it's British

>> No.6790349

>>6789181
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.6790362
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6790362

>BEEF
>Not realizing you are eating bone and sinew broken down with machinery and ammonia
>Thinking the word "beef" means "meat of beef"


And it seems to me you ate your burger
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing what it was made of
When the reflux set in
And I would have liked to have tasted you
But they got rid of the McRib
Your real beef patty burned out before
Your legend ever did

>> No.6790370

>>6790362
Whatever the hell it is, it tastes fucking great.