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How to cook cod fish? What do I season it with?

>> No.6788625

how you cook? fried? baked? grilled? steamed?
how you eat fish?

>> No.6788628

>>6788625
I'm planning on baking it, you tremendous faggot. Now, tell me how to season it.

>> No.6788630

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+cook+cod+fish%3F+What+do+I+season+it+with%3F

>> No.6788641

>>6788628
you bake with tarragon, rosemary and thyme.
dont forget salt to taste, and a little black pepper but not the kind that is preground. you want peppercorns.
you will probably want some citrus, the "normal" method is lemon, but i like a lime tangerine mix.

and make sure you seal the fucker up tight in tin foil or one of those premade cooking bags that bitchy white women love

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>>6788641
He knows what's up

>> No.6788714

>>6788619
>How to cook cod fish? What do I season it with?

Cod is a shitty cut of fish, so you might as well soak that bitch in lemon juice and sprinkle salt and sill over it.

Then dip it in a very thin batter (1 cup water, 2/3cup flour, 1/2 tsp baking powder, 0.5 tsp salt, 0.5 tsp sugar).

Then fry for 3-4 min

>> No.6788717

>>6788714
>salt and sill
meant salt and dill

>0.5 tsp sugar
meant 0.5 tbsp

>> No.6788781

>>6788619
>Asked wife if I could have some octopus.
>Said, "My cod! Not now. I have a haddock."
>Sounds fishy
>Suspect she had blown a seal
>This right after I bought her a nice set of herrings
>She has sunk to new depths
>I think she did it just for the halibut
>I know she doesn't give a carp
>But if I find that guy, I'm going to fry him

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>>6788781

>> No.6788842

>>6788619
u marinate that shit in white mirin, brown sugar, salt, miso paste, crushed pear for 2 days

bake

god of gods tier

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>>6788781

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>>6788781
TELL ME ABOUT THE GODDAMN HERRING

>> No.6788879

i cook mine boiled in milk with sugar

>> No.6788904

>>6788619

I LIKE MY COD LIKE I LIKES MY WIMMENZ

BATTERED

>> No.6788930

>>6788904
Listen shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here. I'm a bit crabby tonight. I could easily get steamed. If you were here, you could see the anchor in my eyes.

>> No.6788939

>>6788930
I'll hit you with a left hook. You'll eel over. You will need a sturgeon.

>> No.6788941

>>6788939
Salmon enchanted night. There goes my wet dream.

>> No.6788943

This thread completely fell apart after the first 5 posts.

>> No.6788949

>>6788941
I hear you. I was having a whale of a time with my gill. I even bought her a bouquet of flounders. What did she give me in return? A case of the crabs.

>> No.6788956

Holy mackerel, I feel kelpless.

>> No.6788961

Just treat it like it's tofu.

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>>6788619
/thread

>> No.6788967

Well, I had a great time tonight. Went to a concert and even though we were packed in like sardines, the band was playing some great tunas. All the screaming groupers surrounded the stage.

>> No.6788971

>>6788961
>tofu
Fuck you.

>> No.6788973

I just sat home and ate a peanut butter and jelly fish

>> No.6788975

>>6788971
what's wrong with tofu?

>> No.6788983

I used to play in the NFL. A guy recognized me today. My Barracuda broke down so I pulled into the Shell station. He said, "Hey, didn't you used to play for the Dolphins?" I nodded and he asked my name. I told him, "Marlin."

>> No.6788992

>>6788983
I remember you. I was the guy who rented you the Stingray from the place next to the Oyster Bar. You slipped me a fin for a tip.

>> No.6788993

>>6788975
Too many people try to use it to replace meat when its simply not a replacement. It's a poor substitute at best, no one has ever made a dish with it that I could actually enjoy, which is sad because I periodically go vegetarian for health reasons. People keep telling me about these mystical tofu dishes that taste awesome but everytime I try the recipe its just fucking tofu stuck in the middle of a dish that would have been better with meat.

>> No.6789000

>>6788992
I figured you were tired of getting sand dollars.

>> No.6789020

>>6788993

So it's basically the same as cod, or any other flavorless white fish?

>> No.6789024

>>6789020
Fish at least has a better texture and an inherent fishy taste even if slight. Tofu reminds me of paper. I've never had any other food that tasted like tofu.

>> No.6789034

>>6788714
>Cod is a shitty cut of fish

cod is a species of fish you retard. It was the most widely eaten seafood in the western world for 100 years and fueled the industrial age and the age of sail and then we fished it out. Cod cheeks are a delicacy. Cod fliets are the superior white fish. cod bellys are Baby Jesus' midnight snack. cod-based bouillebaise allowed the French to defeat Prussia. Now it's mostly gone.


>can still get reasonably priced baccala from Brazilian stores
>makes the Italian grammy so happy to know this
>Brazilian immigrants are awesome

>> No.6789042

>>6789034
>Brazilian immigrants are awesome
I agreed with you, but this invalidated everything you just said. You should leave now.

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6789057

>make quick salt cod
>make bacalhau

>> No.6789083

>>6789042

Bitches are hot, dudes are bros, food is meat+meat enabling food, parties are consistently on point.

Brazilians are the best thing to come to your town since the Irish

>> No.6789104

smoke that shit. smoked cod is the best. poached with white sauce

>> No.6789105

I like cod, but I hate finding those worms.

>> No.6789126

>>6789083
>since the Irish
Stop saying things.

>> No.6789203

>>6789057

>make quick bacalhau
>make bacalhau

>> No.6789494

>>6789203
>Not wanting bacalhau

>> No.6790187

>>6788619
I'm hard of Herring. Speak up.

>> No.6790238

>>6788967
I got reeled in by the band. I bellied up to the sand bar and listened to the bass player.

>> No.6790340

What kind of fish plays the guitar?
Bassist

>> No.6790344

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
Tsardines!