Whats happening to him /ck/? https://youtu.be/sou96Xh4kms?t=5m29s

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Anonymous Sat Aug 15 08:02:11 2015 No.6779983 [Reply] [Original]

Whats happening to him /ck/?

https://youtu.be/sou96Xh4kms?t=5m29s

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 08:02:54 2015 No.6779984 >>6779983 it happens at 5:30

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 08:06:23 2015 No.6779988 Whats happened? He captured my heart, and now I love him forever. <3 Best of luck review brah! Sending good wishes and blessings your way!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 08:36:32 2015 No.6780044 >>6779983 His body language is so constrained. He picks up his food like a rat trying to hide something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 08:40:21 2015 No.6780054 >>6779983 >Doesn't want to order dominoes, doesn't eat for 36 hours >>Fear of dealing with another person Ordering dominoes is like 2 minutes tops dealing with another person. I feel bad for this guy, probably on some heavy antidepressants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 10:18:44 2015 No.6780220 i love reviewbrah and he taught me how to love you too

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 10:29:02 2015 No.6780234 He sounds like Frank Rizzo from the Jerky Boys so I keep expecting him to go into full potty mouth meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 10:55:53 2015 No.6780296 can't blame him for the bad mood. mom keeps buying shitty food. hopefully he'll be able to go grocery shopping on his own with his new patreon fund.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 10:57:30 2015 No.6780301 >>6780296 He'll spend it all on chicken nuggers and tendies

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 11:11:27 2015 No.6780322 >>6779983 This is the face of sexual frustration.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 11:17:30 2015 No.6780329 >>6780322 >wanting to fuck those nuggers I'd be frustrated too

Anonymous Sat Aug 15 11:38:06 2015 No.6780385

I get nervous just watching him because it's like he's emulating fluent conversation yet all that comes out still sounds spastic and precocious. Poor guy. I can't decide whether or not I think he will kill himself in the future or just live alone all his life and rot away in some shitty motel tier apartment alone with nothing but his computer and that awful decor basket of dried whatever that he will inherit from his mother. God I hope not

Does reviewbrah have any chance of a happy life ck?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 11:59:17 2015 No.6780469 >>6779983 does anyone know if he still post on the bodybuilding/misc section?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:04:12 2015 No.6780482 File: 317 KB, 658x559, tfwspilleddrink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779983 >>6779984

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:05:23 2015 No.6780484 File: 278 KB, 595x534, ilegitimatelydontcare.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780482

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:16:34 2015 No.6780511 >>6780482 >>6780484 could someone gif/webm that part. it was adorable

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:19:46 2015 No.6780517 He will find his way.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:27:12 2015 No.6780533 >>6780385 dude I feel like there would be sooo many girls into this goober

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:35:51 2015 No.6780549 >>6780533 i don't really think that you think that

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 12:59:38 2015 No.6780601 >>6780533 >>6780549 i'm a girl and find him super cute, but in a little brother kind of way, not sexually at all

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:04:08 2015 No.6780611 >>6780601 I think you just answered why he will never find a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:09:31 2015 No.6780624 >>6780611 plenty of women have incest fuck fetishes (some also let their beloved family dogs fuck them) so there is someone out there for him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:11:45 2015 No.6780629 >>6780624 You're a fucking dumbass. Nobody would want reviewbrah's tiny, emasculated little dick inside them unless they're just as sad and pathetic of a droopy assed piece of shit as him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:11:49 2015 No.6780630 >>6780624 >incest >beastiality eeew why would you want a red rocket in your vagoo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:13:19 2015 No.6780636 >>6780629 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:15:15 2015 No.6780639 >>6780636 a lot of women, especially ones that like "bully breeds" and have pit bulls are aroused by an alpha male dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:17:24 2015 No.6780643 >>6780630 Fucked in the head women that are aroused by bully breeds and own pit bulls. A lot more creepy women out there that treat their pit bull like an alpha male boyfriend than you think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:23:21 2015 No.6780654 >>6780629 It's called betahunting. It's like when guys fuck below average/low self esteem women for sport. Same deal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:24:19 2015 No.6780656 >>6780601 >not finding your brother sexually attractive

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:27:14 2015 No.6780662 >>6780643 I doubt there's a lot of women percentage-wise that do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:29:52 2015 No.6780666 File: 40 KB, 361x421, ngbbs523468845cc80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780662 >2015 >being a white knight >w...w...www...women could never have disgusting fetishes, they're made of sugar and spice and everything nice wheeze

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:36:10 2015 No.6780685 File: 86 KB, 1136x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779983 He's growing up. That's what happened. At least he stays true to his no editing policy.

Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:41:10 2015 No.6780694
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>>6780054
>wanting to deal with people all the time

Man. How do you do it? I think I speak for everyone when if given the choice, I wouldn't want to deal with anyone outside of the people I know and trust.

Besides, he was probably speaking about his mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:43:59 2015 No.6780697 File: 82 KB, 1136x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780533 Your doubles confirm. My gf thinks that if he started to act like a dick towards women that he could definitely get a hot nerdy chick. She thinks he's very handsome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:44:59 2015 No.6780698 >>6780666 This meme will never not rustle me, fuck you Satan. So if I defend men, am I now a queer whiteknight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 13:59:31 2015 No.6780720 >>6780666 go back to retard9000

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 14:17:38 2015 No.6780754 >>6780685 For some reason this made me laugh for minutes on end.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 14:56:38 2015 No.6780842 File: 91 KB, 746x639, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780685

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 15:40:37 2015 No.6780971 >>6780842 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 15:42:19 2015 No.6780982 >>6780656 i said in a "little brother" kinda way

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 16:32:19 2015 No.6781178 >>6780601 that's what I mean all he has to do is maybe lift a little and finally gain some weight after eating all this goddamn fast food and you're suddenly they're gonna want to gargle their little brother's nuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 16:34:40 2015 No.6781186 >>6781178 This is how it works ladis trost mes:)

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 16:45:57 2015 No.6781222 File: 5 KB, 279x180, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6779983 Holy shit ReviewBrah is dying?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 16:58:21 2015 No.6781250 How old is he even? He looks like he's still 16, but acts like a sad 45 year old.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 17:03:17 2015 No.6781259 >>6781250 He's like 20 isn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 17:24:20 2015 No.6781303 >>6781259 He looks 13 in his first video, thats like 4 years ago

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 17:32:53 2015 No.6781327 File: 848 KB, 640x480, Super Pretzel Bavarian Pretzel Sticks - Food Review.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780511

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 17:37:48 2015 No.6781336 >>6781327 kekkkkk

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 18:37:45 2015 No.6781469 What would it take to get Review Brah to eat and review some of Jack "The Cuck" Skalfoni's meals?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 18:47:48 2015 No.6781491 >>6780629 That may be true. In spite of that (or probably because of that) he is the T.S. Eliot of /ck/.

Anonymous Sat Aug 15 19:03:14 2015 No.6781548
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I reckon like everybody, he is growing. Tbh, I'm just glad internet, u tube and 4chan was't there in ", ok, be honest, never ever come to grief by telling the truth, don't pretend somthing you are not) People age and grow, hopfully for the better. these three remain, faith, hope and charity (love). But thegreatest of these is ta da.. love. Not root hog or die love, but... love. like weight or experience, you did not gain it in a day, and you will not lose it in two weeks.Sorry, back on tangegent. Mais um but, if you think you are the only one, you are wrong. and wrong headed. toujours, toujours, l'dace toujour. "mericans might be stupid to some, but quick to forget insult, long to remembre friends. Danke. no wait, that's Allmangnge, um German. Anuways ( that f up was mine) thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 19:46:40 2015 No.6781687 He's also turned on comments. Anthony Fantano has commented on his newest video and everything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 20:57:10 2015 No.6781687,1 is it just me or does reviewbrah appear to be growing up? maybe he's in college getting some tail.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 21:12:11 2015 No.6781863 Just what IS happening to reviewbrah /ck/ he enabled comments? did you notice that? https://youtu.be/sou96Xh4kms

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 21:29:42 2015 No.6781901 He's extremely autistic, a spitting image of my little brother whom I love. Surprisingly, his reviews are generally trust-worthy. I have no idea why he fell out of favor with /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 15 22:57:32 2015 No.6782098 >>6781901 Because /ck/ is half full of people who pretend to know about cooking, so frozen food = a taboo

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:00:34 2015 No.6782392 File: 1.95 MB, 1366x768, slapyourclit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the only youtube food guy that matters is JACK A C K

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:09:19 2015 No.6782410

>>6780054

I don't get the bizarre way some people fear social interaction yet put themselves out there, filming themselves on YouTube and doing stand out things like wearing old suits that they know will draw attention

I mean, I too have crippling social anxiety to the point answering a phone call makes me want to cry but I audio have no intention of starting a YouTube channel or wearing something besides jeans and a hoodie

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:15:50 2015 No.6782421 >>6782392 There are actually morons who wont vote for truffle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:17:52 2015 No.6782423 >>6782098 You seem to fall into the former catagory Frozen food is generally bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:27:33 2015 No.6782440 He's becoming a real boy

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:40:33 2015 No.6782467 >>6782440 A big guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:49:32 2015 No.6782476 >>6782467 FOR

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:57:18 2015 No.6782488 Maybe if he didn't cook the shit out of them they wouldn't be so hard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 01:59:32 2015 No.6782491 >>6782410 srsly?

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:04:27 2015 No.6782493

>>6781250
He's a 20-something NEET.
He's basically a robot but he's a pretty nice guy, he has a trip and posts on /r9k/ and here occasionally. He has depression and anxiety issues though, which is why he doesn't seem quite right in the videos. Reviewbrah threads seem to summon him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:15:13 2015 No.6782506 >>6782491 srsly :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:29:00 2015 No.6782519 >>6782476 UP

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:31:38 2015 No.6782522 >>6780601 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:39:23 2015 No.6782533 >>6782392 Wow. Super rare pic of that fuckwit where his mouth ISN'T in the "insert penis here" position.

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 02:43:25 2015 No.6782538
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>>6779983
I'm a man easily twice his size, but this fucker scares me for some reason.

If I had to fight him to the death I think he'd win just through sheer will and desperation, seems like the type of guy that wouldn't hesitate in the slightest to gouge your eyes out with his thumbs.

That being said I wish him the best, seems like a sad guy who could use a hug.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 03:22:23 2015 No.6782613 >>6779983 he won me from the first video of his i saw. i liked his early work before he became self aware. i liked it when he was serious about the dressing up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 04:36:29 2015 No.6782698 >>6780697 He drives? I just thought he has his mother drive him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 04:45:23 2015 No.6782705 >>6782698 i suspect he's just sitting in mom's car. he doesn't drive it. he's mentioned having to take bus a handful of times in other videos. i think he still does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 05:06:32 2015 No.6782720 >>6782493 What is his trip?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 07:23:19 2015 No.6782884 >>6782410 the channel was initially part of his therapy.

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 07:35:05 2015 No.6782900
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>>6780694
>I think I speak for everyone when if given the choice, I wouldn't want to deal with anyone outside of the people I know and trust.

For ordering a fucking pizza? You can do it online, they come to your house. Give them cash, say thank you and close the door.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 07:44:06 2015 No.6782921 >>6781548 you are a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 07:51:04 2015 No.6782929 He allows comments, but has he been deleting negative ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 09:18:09 2015 No.6783065 File: 9 KB, 696x104, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus christ

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 10:26:30 2015 No.6783168

>>6782929
Maybe you haven't notice, but he's an autistic fuck. Rages at the littlest thing. I don't know where people get that he's a nice guy from. And now he's trying to get money from people which is why there's a sudden influx of his threads. Literally shilling. Who needs a job to pay for cheap food when the money is willingly given by suckers.

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 15:41:43 2015 No.6784052

>>6782410
Girls on /cgl/ wear a fashion that draws the attention of everyone within 100 feet, but many of them also suffer from things such as social anxiety. You shouldn't let your own shortcomings keep you from doing things you like. Of course, you can't do things that demand attention and complain about getting attention, that shit is annoying.

Also, posting things online is different from direct human contact. It's easy to walk away from a person who leaves you a comment on YouTube, all you need to do is close the tab. You can't always do this gracefully in real life, if at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 15:46:37 2015 No.6784068 >>6783065 Reporthony of the weektano

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 16:05:39 2015 No.6784145 >>6780666 Normal people arent that depraved u fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 16:11:22 2015 No.6784172 File: 311 KB, 500x600, !1284491318635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6780982 Yes and?

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 16:39:04 2015 No.6784308
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He reminds me of Special Agent Dale Cooper way too much. I imagine he would've been the same S-grade autist as Reviewbrah. Fuck, the only thing preventing him from being Dale's exact reincarnation is facial structure. Has he done any pie reviews, by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 16:42:12 2015 No.6784326 >>6784172 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 16:50:22 2015 No.6784362 >>6783065 hahaha holy fuck. fandango confirmed reviewbrah fan. this is too good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 17:16:37 2015 No.6784457 >>6780482 >>6780484 >WE'LL DO IT LIVE >FUCK IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 17:55:37 2015 No.6784570 File: 419 KB, 738x455, Cole Porter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cole Porter never died. He just got autism and discovered his love of energy drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 17:56:46 2015 No.6784573 >>6780533 I'm gayfag, and I think he's adorable as all hell. I wouldn't have sex with him, though. I just want to hold him.

Anonymous Sun Aug 16 17:58:18 2015 No.6784578

>>6784570
Cole Porter is dressed according to the fashion of the day. If he were alive today he would be wearing narrower lapels and the shoulders would be somewhat less padded.

Autism fast food kid is wearing clothes from 20 years ago because "he was born in the wrong decade"

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 18:11:27 2015 No.6784621 >>6784172 i'm just more into my older brother :) and yes it's true all little sisters fantasize about their older brothers (if their handsome/fit)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 18:12:36 2015 No.6784624 >>6784621 >tfw no qt little sister to platonically cuddle with god hates me

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>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 16 22:15:44 2015 No.6785426 Is reviewbrah king of /ck/?

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 01:58:49 2015 No.6786212

>>6782613
>i liked his early work before he became self aware. i liked it when he was serious about the dressing up.

hes really serious about it. no joke. he gets letters asking if he's genuine or not all the time on his podcast. he always replies that he is in fact, sincerely reviewing frozen pizza in suit and tie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 02:15:19 2015 No.6786253 >>6780385 idk man, im worried he might have a seriously fucked up crisis of faith at some point that'll rock him really hard. i think as long as he pursues his dreams (radio broadcasting iirc) he'll be okay. keep pushing on reviewbrah.

Anonymous Mon Aug 17 02:24:32 2015 No.6786280

>>6782410
Maybe because it's easier to deal with people when you don't see them face to face. And I think social anxiety is not the same for everyone. I also don't like answering phone calls and posting pics/vids online, but I'm fine now with going out to the mall and interacting with cashiers and buying stuff. But good lord, my anxiety spikes up when I need to interact with people around my age.

And yeah like what that other anon said, some people don't let their own shortcomings hold them from doing what they love.

There was this Japanese theater lady who didn't want random snapshots and would hide/cover her face whenever the backstage camera was nearby, but she had no problem performing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 03:10:52 2015 No.6786375 >>6785426 Ja/ck/ is the one and only cu/ck/ king

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 17 04:04:23 2015 No.6786494 >>6784308 Absolutely not

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