Food that us Midwesterners Have

[Anonymous No.6772563]

>Greek
>Polish
>Italian
>Amish
>Some small "night on the town" Oriental places
>the best potatoes
>the best corn
>the best hamburgs

And most of us aren't fat like you all think. Fuck you and your "Peggy Hunt" story.

[Anonymous No.6772566]

>flyover

[Anonymous No.6772569]

>>6772563
German, lots of German.

[Anonymous No.6772577]

>>6772569
German

[Anonymous No.6772582]

>>6772566
>retarded

[Anonymous No.6772586]

>>6772566
fuck you.

[Anonymous No.6772589]

>>6772569
And Norwegian, and Dutch.

[Anonymous No.6772595]

>>6772582
Yes, the midwest is

>>6772586
Stay inbred

[Anonymous No.6772597]

>>6772586
>>6772582
Don't feed the troll. Are you new or something? Don't you remember that idiot kid back in elementary school who used to intentionally make noises and act out to distract the class because he has issues stemming from a bad home life? Well this is what happens when that same kid get internet, he becomes a troll. If you just ignore him he'll go away and the depression will drive him to kill himself. Hopefully, anyways.

[Anonymous No.6772607]

>>6772595
eat a dick coast fag

[Anonymous No.6772611]

Where do all the Swedes in America live? isnt that somewhere in the midwest?

[Anonymous No.6772620]

>>6772563
There are a bunch of Koreans & Vietamese where I live.

[Anonymous No.6772628]

>>6772611
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northern Iowa, UP Michigan

[Anonymous No.6772631]

>>6772611
MN, some in northern IA.

>>6772620
Lots of Koreans here as well. They make up 7% of this towns population. Odd considering blacks only make up 4%.

[Anonymous No.6772637]

I'm from Peoria, and CAT attracts a lot of Indians. There's a good amount of Chinese people, too, by way of Canada.

[Anonymous No.6772641]

>>6772563
I live in Columbus
We have a bit of everything here
We had one good bbq place. But they've been slipping the past few years

[Anonymous No.6772644]

>>6772563
The midwest has to be the most boring region of the country.

[Anonymous No.6772646]

>>6772644
The rust belt/great lakes region is much less boring than the plains.

[Anonymous No.6772647]

>Greek
>Polish
>Italian
>Amish
>Some small "night on the town" Oriental places
Yes, and all watered down to appeal to people who are used to getting their food out of cartons and who find bell peppers a tad too spicy.

>>6772569
>>6772577
>German
Americanised German food that has little resemblance to actual German food, you mean.

>>6772589
>Norwegian
>Dutch
Great culinary histories Norwegians have. Yup.
Dutch food is pretty good, but I seriously doubt you know anything about what Dutch actually eat. I eat hutspot/hutsepot pretty regularly, whipped with bacon grease.

>>6772611
>Where do all the Swedes in America live?
New York and Los Angeles.
The people in the upper Midwest might be descended of Swedes but they speak no Swedish, have never been to Sweden, know nothing of Swedish history and are about as representative of Sweden as Snookie and JWow are of Italy.

[Anonymous No.6772648]

>>6772637
I'm 20 min from Peoria and yea there are a lot of Indians and even a couple good Indian places. Not nearly as good as the real deal but acceptable, RIP Gateway to India.

[Anonymous No.6772657]

Midwest master race reporting in. I'd have to agree with OP. Especially when it comes to potatoes and corn. Shit's good.

[Anonymous No.6772664]

>>6772657
the pork and beef are better than what ive seen outside of the midwest as well. you can get high quality meat on the coasts, but its always much more expensive and usually not as good. i think a lot of their meat is injected with saline as well, to make it heavier for sale.

[Anonymous No.6772668]

>>6772648
20 minutes in which direction?

[Anonymous No.6772670]

>>6772668
To the south. I'm originally from Montreal but I moved here awhile back for school.

[Anonymous No.6772675]

>>6772670
Please don't tell me you live in Pekin.

[Anonymous No.6772689]

>>6772597
My thoughts exactly. Well,"cept the killing himself part. Just returning to b to play with the other kiddies and 'tards would be sufficient. Maybe we need a ck jr chan. Like the kids table at family reunions and holiday dinners. They could play, argue, and make a mess without bugging the adults. Plus damn, that pic looks good.

[Anonymous No.6772691]

>>6772566
I'd honestly rather live in the Midwest than the coast
The coast doesn't really offer enough for me to want to pay 2-3x the price just to live

[Anonymous No.6772698]

>>6772647
> Yes, and all watered down to appeal to people who are used to getting their food out of cartons
I am Polish in America, and now that I think about this, it is true. Americans here say they like Polish food, but the only thing they ever see of Polish food is sausages and pierogi. Basically, just stuff you could make with common ingredients found in any American store. I am not sure how much Americans would like Polish food once someone breaks the news to them about pickled herring, tripe soup, hunters stew, blood sausage, etc.

[Anonymous No.6772715]

>>6772563
>the best potatoes
No god damn way you beat Maine potatoes. Most of ours are exported though.

[Anonymous No.6772716]

>>6772675
Hell no. I Live on the outskirts of Washington.

[Anonymous No.6772719]

>>6772716
Oh, good.

[Anonymous No.6772720]

>>6772698
Americans eat an Americanized version of every nationalities food. Just like how if you go into a McDonalds in a country outside the US the menu will be specific to that region featuring food that the people in the region are comfortable with. I find it odd that people judge the US based on the McDonalds they see in their nations when those McDonalds are nothing like what we have here.

Usually they are better.
But McDs is poor people food. So we really shouldn't judge them. Some people are just poor.

[Anonymous No.6772733]

>>6772563

You inbreds don't actually have any of that. What you have is bastardized, white-American friendly versions of a select handful of dishes that may or may not have even originated in those countries, made with the safest ingredients possible in order to appeal to obese white people who will never own a passport and who think Disney World is an exotic vacation.

Anything west of the Hudson and East of the Sierra Nevada is a cultural and intellectual sewer.

[Anonymous No.6772739]

>>6772733

[Anonymous No.6772753]

>>6772648
There are several large ethnic communities that people outside those areas are often oblivious to. Like Somalis around Minneapolis, or Syrians and Lebanese around Dearborn MI.

Regarding the general "midwest is dull" vibe i this thread, culinary diversity/quality varies tremendously between cities in the Midwest...granted there are a lot of agrarian or forested areas with just diners and some local specialties, but there are also wealthy communities with excellent restaurants, university towns with immense variety, and populous cities with everything (obvious example: Chicago). I also disagree with OP's generalization...I'm in a midwestern town with plenty of good restaurants, but no good Greek or Amish restaurants (there are gyros-peddling diners, but the depth of their menus is minimal). Rating the broad regions of the US (thirds, or fifths, or whatever) seems pointless and arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.6772765]

>>6772698
Exactly my point.
I am also from Europe living in America. What they consider to be German food is entirely alien to me, wholly unlike what I'm familiar with.

What they consider to be Italian food is similarly foreign to me and not at all what's eaten in Italy.

They do try to make German food, but they just fail entirely. And here's the odd thing: god forbid you ask for an all pork smoked sausage anywhere in this country. Fucking Christ, they just don't exist here unless you go to a specialist butcher who speaks only German or Polish (there are no German-speaking butchers in my area and I don't speak Polish, but I make do).
Nor veal/pork mix sausages, either.
It's all pork/chicken/turkey mix or 100% beef.

I wish they'd stop trying to pass off this shit as German. It's fucking not.

[Anonymous No.6772766]

>>6772720
It's not just poor people food. Some of their options are like $6 for just a burger. The dollar menu is poor people food tho.

[Anonymous No.6772770]

>>6772720
> Americans eat an Americanized version of every nationalities food
Polish food served by Europeans or someone who knows what they are doing is accurate in America, it's just that the only Polish food here is almost always the same two food. The same kind of sausage, and maybe three kinds of pierogi.

That being said, the Polish food that is produced in mass by companies here can be pretty horrible. I would never get offended by slurs, jokes, or any stupid things. But some of the foods here that are sold as Polish actually is kind of offensive, because it makes the country look bad, and it's kind of immoral to lie that something came from a certain country when it didn't. Those mass produced Polish sausages are disgusting, if someone tried to sell those in Poland, people would laugh at that.

I might be overreacting and sounding really butthurt at this point. My point is just that mass produced "Polish" sausage here is gross and there is nothing Polish about it.

[Anonymous No.6772775]

>>6772733

[Anonymous No.6772782]

>>6772770
Best polish food is in Chicago. Hnggh. It's a good thing there's no polish resteraunts around here or I'd be a lardass in no time.

[Anonymous No.6772787]

>>6772770
Don't get your panties in a bunch. I've never found food as good as what I have in my homeland, but there is plenty of good food to be found. Occasionally I will settle for an american interpretation of my comfort food, but its never the same.

[Anonymous No.6772793]

>>6772770
Where in US are you Pols/ck/bro?

Not being a Pole, I don't speak Polish, but there are a bunch of Polish restaurants in my area. Even many of the Chinese people who run Chinese restaurants around here speak Polish.

[Anonymous No.6772794]

>>6772765
>And here's the odd thing: god forbid you ask for an all pork smoked sausage anywhere in this country.
lol, I should have mentioned this too
When people who grew up in Poland see "Turkey Polish Sausage", they actually laugh. The idea of it is funny, that some American Thanksgiving bird that is only served in Poland on rare occasions for parties is what "Polish" sausage is made of.

Another piece of comedy is Jalapeno Chedder Pierogi. Neither jalepeno nor chedder exist in Polish food, might as well call it Mexican food.

Sorry if I sound like a food snob, people should eat whatever they want, but claiming that this is Polish is kind of silly.

[Anonymous No.6772803]

>>6772794
In america "polish sausage" is a type of sausage. It does not mean it's food from Poland.

[Anonymous No.6772821]

>>6772782
>>6772793
I am in Washington State, almost a Polish-free zone. Basically, any Polish place I would go, it is guaranteed my parents know someone there.
>>6772787
I never said you can't get good Polish food here, you can if you look. I am just butthurt that some cheaply made product with fillers is sold under the name of my country.
>>6772803
I know, even in Poland a certain variety is called "Polish sausage". But it is misleading, especially since the ones sold here aren't even particularly Polish style.

[Anonymous No.6772827]

>>6772821
> Basically, any Polish place I would go, it is guaranteed my parents know someone there.
That was a confusing sentence. What I meant to say is, there is so few of us that in any given place where Polish people are gathered, some will know each other. As opposed to other more common minorities, who have their own group in every town.

[Anonymous No.6772829]

>>6772794
Its a universal issue, anon.
Just look at what people consider American food: junk food and fast food. its not what we eat but who cares? Its what the world says we eat.

[Anonymous No.6772830]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb21OEoan1c

typical flyover cuisine, taken directly from this video

[Anonymous No.6772833]

I'm >>6772782
>>6772821
I live in WA too and I haven't seen a single polish restaurant here. For a while I wanted to move into Chicago just for the food..

[Anonymous No.6772840]

>>6772833
I can suggest you some places, if you really want Polish food.

[Anonymous No.6772844]

>>6772691
Speaking as someone who lived in Iowa for 22 years and the Pacific coast for 9 years, there's really only a noticeable cost of living increase in the actual housing market. Moving from Iowa to Washington actually resulted in almost no increase in my cost of living. There are minor things I've noticed that cost more here than they did in Iowa, but the differences are rare and marginal.

The price of houses, meanwhile, is absurd. I was looking at a place in Iowa that was $65,000 and perfectly respectable. Out here, that'd get you a literal shack.

[Anonymous No.6772849]

>>6772840
Sure! Where you at in WA? Guessing it's not Seattle because then you'd be complaining about the skyrocketing rent.

[Anonymous No.6772850]

>>6772794
What is it with Americans and their fear of 100% pork (or 50/50 pork and veal) smoked sausages?

Sausages made of anything other than pork, veal or pork-and-veal are unheard of anywhere else, but in America, these sorts are the rarest sausages of all.
It's bizarre.

>>6772821
>dat jalowcowa
Mah nigga!
I was dating an American for nearly eight years. When I tried to introduce my ex to jalowcowa the reaction wasn't what I'd hoped.
I don't think Americans can into juniper.

[Anonymous No.6772852]

>>6772833
Good choice anon. They like taxing you out of the ass here while trying to find other ways to milk money out of you

[Anonymous No.6772854]

>>6772850
>different cultures don't have what my culture has
>it's bizarre

[Anonymous No.6772861]

>>6772850
You're looking in the wrong places then.

>>6772854
I know right? this polish guy is seriously retarded.

[Anonymous No.6772865]

>>6772850
That's odd because almost every sausage I get here is 100% pork. There are some shitty non pork sausages, but it shouldn't be hard to find 100% pork. It could also be that I live in the Midwest where there is a lot of pork.

[Anonymous No.6772867]

>>6772854
I IS bizarre, though.
You're supposed to be majority European, aren't you? Why can I find pork sausages easily in Canada but not in America? Are the Jews responsible? What's going on? Literally every country in Europe traditionally makes sausages exclusively of pork, veal or pork-and-veal, all other meats be damned, but you supposedly European-descended whites can't make a single smoked sausage that's 100% pork? What the fuck, m8?

[Anonymous No.6772874]

>>6772865
>>6772861
I mean sausages as in like >>6772821
IE fine grind and smoked.
All of the sausages made in the US that are similar in technique and texture to >>6772821 are either 100% beef or a mix of pork/chicken/turkey.

It's sad, because pork is delicious.

[Anonymous No.6772877]

>>6772766
>Some of their options are like $6 for just a burger
>$6 is expensive
Lol. Real burgers are like $15

[Anonymous No.6772878]

>>6772867
You have no idea what you are talking about. You just aren't looking in the right places if you can't find non-pork sausages.

Its probably just because you're very dumb, people don't want to serve you.

[Anonymous No.6772883]

>>6772877
>$15 for a burger
maybe in Japan

[Anonymous No.6772885]

>>6772849
I am in Snohomish county

There is a restuarant called Sebi's in Seattle. Owner is Polish, though it is not marketed as a Polish restaurant. However, they serve some Polish stuff. Pierogi, maybe something else.

There is also the Polish House or Polish Hall, I don't remember what they call themselves in English, you can look it up. They serve food on certain days at certain hours. Just look it up.

There is a Polish store in Seattle, I have not been there is a while, so I do not know what they have. Search Polish store, Polish deli, etc., it should come up.

Another option is to go to Russian or "European" stores. I am being completely serious. They sell a few Polish items usually. However, if you put politics aside, you will find that many Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, etc. items are just copy pastes of each other. Some people will get mad if you say that and will try to give you a history lesson, but this is not relevant for buying food. The thing is, many items have different names and you might not know the Russian equivalents, but if you really want Polish stuff, it is worth a try, and many of the items will be imported from Poland in Polish packaging and everything.

[Anonymous No.6772886]

>>6772595
:^) you were saying

[Anonymous No.6772889]

>>6772874
That's exactly the kind I'm taking about. Not that hard to find. I can't say the 50/50 pork/veal can be found, but 100% pork smoked sausage is easy to find.

[Anonymous No.6772894]

>>6772886
>Not knowing about niggers and mexicans

[Anonymous No.6772895]

>>6772877
Man when I was a kid we got to choose 2 items off the dollar menu. $6 was the total budget for my family.

[Anonymous No.6772898]

>>6772894
>backpedalling

[Anonymous No.6772902]

>>6772898
I'm not him, shit face.

[Anonymous No.6772904]

>>6772885
Oh yeah Sebi's is really new. My friend worked at it back when it was a pizza place like 2 years ago. I just moved to the capital and I think the most polish thing they have here is these $1.99 "pierogies" at the Grocery Outlet.

[Anonymous No.6772905]

>>6772898
>forepedalling

[Anonymous No.6772906]

>>6772620
I've got Hmong and Filipino here, though we have a ton of other Asians. St Paul is a pretty quiet but diverse city. Fucking exotic markets everywhere. Africans and some middle-easterners too, but a lot of them shop at the Asian markets unless they need spices.

[Anonymous No.6772908]

>>6772563
>flyovers being this mad

l o l
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[Anonymous No.6772909]

>>6772895
I know. When the fuck did burgers start costing so fucking much?

Even at a real restaurant back in the day, you could get a really nice burger for like $5. Now you can't even get mozz sticks for less than ten fucking dollars at some places.

[Anonymous No.6772914]

>>6772902
well the fact that we don't have blacks and mexicans up here doesn't matter. he said we were inbred retards when that's not the case

I mean fuck, here in south dakota we've got 10% natives bringing down our numbers but we're still doing better than tons of other states

[Anonymous No.6772917]

>>6772914
>well the fact that we don't have blacks and mexicans up here doesn't matter.
On an IQ chart it does.

[Anonymous No.6772920]

>>6772904
Are you and your friend Polish?

[Anonymous No.6772924]

>>6772883
Where do you live?
In Philly, nice places charge a lot for a burger.

[Anonymous No.6772926]

>>6772909
When the price of feed skyrocketed.

[Anonymous No.6772928]

>>6772920
He wasn't, he used to do pizza delivery before it was Sebi's. I'm not either I just stayed in a very polish area in chicago for like a year and fell in love with the food. My family is often mistaken for polish, though.

[Anonymous No.6772929]

>>6772924
>philly
>nice places
C'mon, be serious.

[Anonymous No.6772931]

>>6772917
that's racist

[Anonymous No.6772933]

>>6772928
I was just wondering how you are even aware of Polish food.
I have lived here my whole life, I often wonder if it would have been way better in Chicago. Sucks having no significant Polish community here.

[Anonymous No.6772936]

>>6772929
flyover, pls.

[Anonymous No.6772938]

>>6772889
Veal/pork is easier for me to find, but I've honestly never, not even once, seen 100% pork smoked sausages sold here outside of butcher shops run by Germans, Poles, Austrians, Hungarians etc.
Ever.

>>6772878
>accuses others of being dumb
>completely misunderstands the entire subject of the conversation
No, dummy, I can find non-pork ones easily. I can't find all pork ones.

>>6772885
>eastern European stuff is mostly copy-pasted from each other
More or less. Still can't find a lot of stuff, though, and I understand that it's because I'm in the US and blah blah blah, but when all these people keep going on and on about
>muh heritage
you'd think they'd at least keep the pork in their sausages. But no.

Jewish conspiracy indeed. First, it was your prepuces, then it was your all-pork sausages. And lots of you already think shellfish is icky. What's next? Curly sideburns and funny hats?

[Anonymous No.6772939]

>>6772936

[Anonymous No.6772943]

>>6772931
Google it. I didn't make it up.

[Anonymous No.6772949]

>>6772939
I don't watch sports.
I know that's all you have to live for in flyover land though.

[Anonymous No.6772954]

>>6772933
The block I stayed on had a polish bakery, butcher, and restaurant. It was cheap and good (except for the bakery, they got shut down for an infestation) so of course we ate there a lot! People would always greet me and my family and polish too. Chicago has the biggest polish population outside of Warsaw.

[Anonymous No.6772956]

>>6772914
That chart isn't as useful as you think.

It turns out it's a lot easier to find people jobs when there's no one else there.

Los Angeles alone has as many residents as your state.

Not saying california's a great place to live, or doesn't have a shit-ton of problems, or anything, just pointing out that low population density correlate to solid employment numbers.

>>6772938
I think it's less about Jews, and more about cheapness. You may have forgotten, but pork prices have been going up over the last 10 years.

In general, since sausage is a ground up meat, America's been pretty consistent in throwing in "whatever" in order to save a buck.

[Anonymous No.6772961]

>>6772949
>lives in philly
>doesn't watch sports
you aren't originally from philly

[Anonymous No.6772965]

>>6772961
Born and raised.

[Anonymous No.6772974]

>>6772965
>must suck to be you

[Anonymous No.6772977]

>>6772956
>has to do with cheapness, not jews
Anon... I... what?

But seriously, I've been living in the US permanently for nearly fifteen years now and off-and-on for about twenty: it's never been made with pork here, as far as I can recall.

[Anonymous No.6772979]

>>6772938
Sausage is one of those things you want from a specialty shop though. I get my stuff here.
http://fritzskcmeats.com/sausages~snacks.html

[Anonymous No.6772982]

>>6772974
whom are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.6772983]

>>6772977
I went to Poland once, there were no Polish people there. It was all Germans and Russians claiming to be Poles. Poland's actual people disappeared or were raped out of existence in the 1930s.

[Anonymous No.6772985]

>>6772938
> More or less. Still can't find a lot of stuff, though, and I understand that it's because I'm in the US
I understand m8. With European stores, you really need to know your way around. I have been shopping at Russian stores commonly for a year, and I still notice new products. It's amazing how many familiar Polish items they sell under a different name or with Cyrillic text. A lot of Polish people will refuse to believe that anything in a Cyrillic package is actually a familiar food from their own country.

It's not just pork though. Blood sausage, a common food in Poland, also seems to be non-Kosher, it is nowhere to be seen around here.

I wonder how shocked Americans would be if they tasted some of the foods that are eaten in Poland that they are unaware of.

[Anonymous No.6772989]

>>6772982
the poor chump that lives in philly, its a cesspool.
its like one giant ghetto that smells of fart and car exhaust. i only visited the US once and I regret going to philly in its entirety. Manhattan was nice, and so was the northern side of Chicago, but philly was filth, and the people were subhuman.

[Anonymous No.6773005]

>>6772989
I'd expect a dumb tourist to think that.

Also, welcome newfag. Please lurk more before posting.

[Anonymous No.6773011]

>>6773005
Hitchbot is a perfect example of what a shithole Philly is.

[Anonymous No.6773014]

>>6772956
well yeah, I'm not saying we're the master race and we're perfect states because of who we are, although that's partly the case :^)

but less populated places are superior to densely populated shitholes. to me, a large city is a city with ~100k people. I can't imaging living in a city with a few million people

people claim they abandon rural areas because there are no jobs, but that's not the case. they just don't like the jobs that are here

also LA is 4 times larger than my state.

>>6772977
huh, we have pure pork sausage here. guess it's because of all the hogs we've got

[Anonymous No.6773015]

>And most of us aren't fat like you all think.
I have lived in Minnesota, Ohio, and Illinois, and yes, you are much more fat than we are on the coasts (by which I mean the real coasts not slave states next to the ocean).

I have to visit flyover a few times a year for work and almost without exception someone manages to make a comment about my supposed low body weight (I'm 5'9" and 148 pounds). It's usually meant as a compliment, but still, you people are amazing. If I had a 38 inch waist I would be considered normal, also when we go out to eat (invariably some carnist deep fried atrocity on a plate), everyone orders a disturbing amount of food and a soda (often diet, which further disturbs me).

Basically junk food is "normal food" to you people and reasonable portions are "being so healthy good for you!" A vegetable is a rare enough sight that it's worth making a special remark about, and steak is a multiple times per week affair (usually terrible quality and mechanically tenderized), rather than once a month or less.

The only thing nice about these visits is there are sometimes some different brands of beer that you can't get on the coasts, but we have plenty of good beer on the coast so it's more like a "oh wow Japanese kit kats are different flavor" kind of a deal. I'll try it if I'm there but I don't miss it if I'm not.

[Anonymous No.6773016]

I live in Chicago and we have an absolutely fantastic restaurant scene that's really thriving and I also think we've gotten to the point where we are no longer just copying whatever NYC was doing.

[Anonymous No.6773019]

>>6773011
>Implying that wouldn't happen in London or New York

[Anonymous No.6773021]

>>6772985
Try finding Hungarian stuff. :-(
It's just non-existent here. Even in New York.

>>6772989
I also live in Philadelphia. It's not so bad, but I can understand others not liking it.

[Anonymous No.6773022]

>>6773015
>carnist

[Anonymous No.6773024]

>>6773019
It went to Berlin. It went to New York. It went to fucking Boston. It wasn't until it got to Philly that someone fucked with it.

[Anonymous No.6773028]

>>6772989
>Tourist visits tourist places
>gets offended by other tourists
Stay in your third world hell, and tell your relatives to stay there too.

[Anonymous No.6773036]

>>6773024
It was bound to happen.
All it takes is one rogue nigger.

[Anonymous No.6773038]

>>6773005
>>6773028
Butthurt that he was born in a shithole and never moved far up enough in the world to leave.

>>6773021
Intelligent person, right here.

[Anonymous No.6773041]

>>6773036
>of course the guy from philly blame it on a nigger
people from philly are the niggers of america

[Anonymous No.6773044]

>>6773041
truth

[Anonymous No.6773048]

>>6773038
Third world living has really given you a chip on your shoulder.

[Anonymous No.6773051]

>>6773041
Niggers aren't all black you racist cunt.
I am half black myself.

[Anonymous No.6773055]

>>6773041
>people from philly are the niggers of america
>philly
That's a funny way to spell florida

[Anonymous No.6773056]

>>6773051
>>6773048
>this redguard sure is mad

[Anonymous No.6773060]

>>6773055
Florida is where old people go to die, and scum bags go to con old people.

[Anonymous No.6773062]

>>6773056
>This third worlder sure doesn't understand greentext use.

[Anonymous No.6773064]

>>6773021
How much does it differ from other European stuff? Maybe if you went to a Slavic store you would see something familiar.
It can be lonely being Polish here, but the best thing I have done with my life was getting to know other Eastern Europeans and accepted their culture. Once you get past the barrier and don't think of them as strange foreigners, it's really nice. I don't like the idea of all cultures mixing together and dying out, but when already similar cultures that already overlap do a limited amount of mixing, it can preserve them.

[Anonymous No.6773068]

Flyover general?
Flyover general.

[Anonymous No.6773070]

Can't speak for the others, but you do not have good Italian food. You may think you do, but it pales greatly compared to the real deal. I also highly doubt you have the best cheeseburgs. Actually, you live in the Midest, you don't have the best of anything, except maybe Indian reservations, meth and diabetes.

[Anonymous No.6773073]

>>6773064
What I mean is that if culture mixing is imminent, might as well mix with ones that already overlap before someone else comes and does the mixing for you and takes away your pork sausages because they aren't kosher.

[Anonymous No.6773074]

>>6772647
No, I mean American influenced German food as well as German. The recipes in my family are dated.

[Meat Minimalist !!QlEfxPKY65n No.6773076]

>>6773014
>being proud that you're an incubator for zoonotic outbreaks
This is like the carnist equivalent of cagers and their coal rolling videos.

Also quality > quantity. Best to have a small, well curated selection of heritage breeds like we have here in civilization, not these CAFO wastelands that smell like "I should probably get a flu shot this year" from 30,000 feet

[Anonymous No.6773081]

>>6773051
Fuck off back to Hammerfell

[Anonymous No.6773082]

>>6773062
>colloquial
Yeah, don't pretend you know what you're doing. It just makes you look even more pathetic; impossible you say? Not at all, you will continue to look more pathetic the more you post!

[Anonymous No.6773090]

>>6773051
>Niggers aren't all black
What do you think the word means?
>I am half black myself.
Oh I see. You want to be able to move those racial identity lines when it suits you.

Also, how the fuck is this /ck/? Post your favorite black or half-black recipe or whatever. I really like arguing but for fuck sakes if you're not going to post food take it to /pol/.

[Anonymous No.6773097]

>>6773062
>sorry, I don't understand Redguardian speech.

I think he wants me to help him find a redguard woman, I did happen to see one at the inn.

[Anonymous No.6773120]

>>6773090
> What do you think the word means?
Not him, but nigger is a specific mentality. Yes, I know what the etymology is, but if you used every word based on what it comes from, no word in English would mean what it does. Niggers are people who take part in ghetto culture. If you are a successful black man, you are not a nigger. If you are a white guy with falling down pants, you are a nigger.

[Anonymous No.6773124]

>>6772563
>Oriental

Too bad you have no education

[Anonymous No.6773131]

>>6773120
You are not a successful redguard, you don't frequent to Cloud district. You are clearly a nigger.

[Anonymous No.6773150]

>>6773124
I love hearing flyovers say stuff like that. I can be in some generic hotel bar in Hong Kong or Paris and have no idea that I've even left home other than the currency the menu is printed in, but when I talk to a flyover drinking their precious beer, and they innocently drop a screamer like "eye talian" or "oriental" or "the homosexuals", or some such thing, it's almost as good as interacting with a native in traditional costume in some forgotten island in southeast asia. Although not nearly as photogenic of course.

[Anonymous No.6773151]

>>6772563
Potatoes are not even North American. You have no idea what a good potato is until you go to South America

[Anonymous No.6773157]

>>6773124
just came in here to say this. have you been eating rugs, OP?

[Anonymous No.6773167]

>>6773150
My chinese immigrant boss said Oriental. I had to tell him that was an offensive term.

[Anonymous No.6773174]

>>6773157
>just came in here to say this
Bullshit, you've been trolling this thread for a while.

[Anonymous No.6773176]

>>6773167
He probably learnt English from a flyover

[Anonymous No.6773179]

>>6773176
>learnt
God you're an idiot. We already knew this, but you just keep hammering the point home.

[Snapper Carr No.6773182]

I live in the San Francisco bay area and I'm pretty well catered to food quality wise but man I have not found a decent Greek place to get a gyro. I basically have to wait until the Greek Orthodox church has its gyro festival

[Anonymous No.6773185]

>>6773070
I assume the op is talking about that italian beef shit in chicago that no one else in the midwest cares about

you're right though, we do have the best(shittiest) indian reservations

but you're wrong with the others sadly. the south does diabetes and meth way better than we do

few things to note, missouri is a southern state and the rust belt should be separated from the true midwest
that leaves iowa as being the only disappointment when it comes to meth.

[Anonymous No.6773188]

>>6773185
Meth is really common in Iowa though.
Could be any number of things contributing, but having one of the main ingredients literally in your back yard is a major thing.

[Anonymous No.6773189]

>>6773179
What exactly is wrong with
>learnt

[Anonymous No.6773191]

God bless the patty melt

[Anonymous No.6773193]

>>6773185
Can't be helped, too many Germans here still craving that good Nazi speed.

Not joking. Not even a little.

[Anonymous No.6773201]

>>6773189
>ya dun goof'd son, ya ain't got the speakin' skills to be here, ya hear?

[Anonymous No.6773203]

>>6773193
but the majority of german settlers came here before the first world war

[Anonymous No.6773212]

>>6773203
Yeah, I know. My family came here in the 1860's.
Doesn't change the fact that there are a ton of German people(german descendants) here who are still trying to perfect the Nazi speed formula. Its actually a topic of prolonged debate among skinheads around here. Plus, like that other anon mentioned, there is anhydrous pretty much everywhere here. Its a methcook's paradise.

[Anonymous No.6773218]

The fuck is the Peggy Hunt story?

[Anonymous No.6773226]

>>6773218
I'll take "what is google", for $200, Alex.

[Anonymous No.6773227]

>>6772867
Where do you live? I'm in the most elitist coastie liberal MSNBC tumbeler Reddit hug box echo chamber you can imagine (aka a city that matters) and pork is the most common kind

[Anonymous No.6773230]

>>6773227
>being this pathetic
Do you constantly need someone to reassure you and tell you that you're a good boy? Because that's how you act.

[Anonymous No.6773233]

>>6773073
>>6773064
Differs considerably.
Hungarian cuisine is nothing like its neighbouring countries' stuff. There are some similarities, sure, but it's about as similar as, say, Polish and Swedish: many of the same ingredients, several others that are found in one but not the other and what ingredients they do share aren't generally used in at all the same way.
Kinda like that.

Also, vegetables don't seem to make much a priority in surrounding countries (other than Romania) as in Hungary. There are a bunch of vegetable-centric foods that are surprisingly similar to Indian curry dishes, just with fewer spices and more herbs. One of my favourites is tökfőzelék, which is with yellow pumpkin.

And there is, of course, the matter of chillies, which aren't used in other countries in the area anywhere near as much.

[Anonymous No.6773243]

>>6773230
Awww, did I trigger the flyover? Poor baby ;_;

[Anonymous No.6773248]

>>6773243
you're remarkably similar to a special needs child.

[Anonymous No.6773256]

>>6773248
How do flyovers know the difference between developmentally disabled kids and just normal kids doing their best to seem dumber than a sack of hammers to avoid being bullied?

[Anonymous No.6773257]

Is it true people from the midwest put ranch dressing on corn on the cob?

[Anonymous No.6773260]

>>6773243
>still desperately seeking validation
>has no worth so relies on the perceived worth of his city
>still being outrageously pathetic

Dominating you this much is actually turning me on a bit. I love desperate whores, begging to be acknowledged. Makes me feel powerful knowing I am intellectually and geographically superior to you. Bragging about being in a large city is like bragging about fucking the town slut. Its ok though, keep telling me all about your city. Keep begging me to pay attention to you.

And look me in the eye when you do it, WHORE!

[Anonymous No.6773264]

>>6773257
Some people probably do, I've never seen it but people here do love ranch dressing.

lots of people here dip their pizza in it.

[Anonymous No.6773265]

>>6773257
No, that's pretentious. Ranch is for fancy food like the new aw bah nyero buffalo wild wings at chi chis. For prom night or a wedding it's ok but normal days we just use real bacon bits and butter.

[Anonymous No.6773269]

>>6773257
no, just butter and salt. I've known crazy people who put ranch on pizza and shit like that, but never heard of it on corn

>>6773256
come on, at least be accurate
>>6772886

[Anonymous No.6773271]

>>6773260
I...Is this new copypasta?

[Anonymous No.6773272]

>>6773233
Strange. Maybe because Hungary is not Slavic? I suppose all the Slavic countries spread out from the same tribe or whatever at some point and brought the same stuff with them. Also there was less language barrier between them, so maybe things spread between them more easily.
You got me interested, I will look at Hungarian food pictures to compare now.
Also, aren't chilis not even grown in Europe? I do not think I have ever seen them in Poland. Or any European country.

[Anonymous No.6773277]

>>6773265
>chi chis
You have a Chi Chis near you? The one here went out of business long ago.

[Anonymous No.6773278]

>>6773260
You're not the first man to be attracted to me. As a morally superior multiculturalist, I affirm your right to be gay and I hope you adopt many babies of different colors.

[Anonymous No.6773283]

>>6773272
peppers grow fantastically on the hungarian plain

they don't use paprika powder in everything just because they like it, but because it grows wonderfully there. hungarian cuisine is pretty good and highly underrated.

[Anonymous No.6773284]

>>6773260
So how much ranch dressing did you dip your corn cob pipe in before you smoked your sister's pubes in it, jackwagon?

[Anonymous No.6773285]

>>6773271
Nope, moot said this at his commencement speech during Obamas re-election.

>>6773278
Yeah, you're a nasty little city whore, aren't you? Now stare into my eyes and suck on my big toe. I'm going to throw handfuls of tatertot casserole at you while watching football on tv.

[Anonymous No.6773310]

>>6773285
Do you feel empowered? I think marginalized peoples such as gays and flyovers need to explore personal empowerment more. Consider me an ally, flyover friend. Your alternative lifestyle of eating trashfood and being ignorant and racist is just as valid as any other.

[Anonymous No.6773318]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWROxra-4ho

Hey Yoders from fagoverville, do you make this and call it your super secret family recipe passed down through the generations? Physically scribed on the back OF THE FUCKING CAN IT CAME IT?

[Anonymous No.6773319]

>>6773272
>Also, aren't chilis not even grown in Europe? I do not think I have ever seen them in Poland.
Yes. Lots of places in Europe use and therefore grow chilies, but they're almost all in the south. Hungary is the farthest north where they're used extensively.
Just Hungary alone is home to about a hundred different types of chillies (not necessarily different species because it's kind of like Mexico where how a pepper is handled after picking will change what sort it is like how chipotles are the same things as jalapeños, just smoked and dried), though only about two dozen or so are in common daily use.

And yeah, I was going into the whole "Hungarians aren't Slavs" thing, but it turned into a rant so I deleted it all. Basically, being surrounded by cultures that don't speak a language even remotely related means that Hungary is culturally isolated, allowing it to keep its cuisine relatively unchanged from foreign influences.

[Anonymous No.6773320]

>>6773318
the fuck is a yoder

who are you even talking to

why are you so angry

[Anonymous No.6773324]

>>6773310
>personal empowerment
That sounds like some coastal faggotry, intellectually raping you is how I get off. I've already came 4 times just in the last hour. I gigantic Germanic swangerschaft is throbbing at your urban cries for acknowledgement. I only wish you spoke a civilized tongue rather than that oogabooga cityspeak you ramble in. I like to know my sub-whores are singing my praises properly. Heaven forbid you should forget a stanza in the 34 page diatribe you wrote about how much you wish you were here.

Oh well, such is the life of someone who hates themself.

[Anonymous No.6773326]

>>6773320
He's always like this.
The ever-ranting cityfag is a regular here.

[Anonymous No.6773330]

>>6773319
I don't think that spicyness is even a thing in Polish food
The things I have seen called "spicy" might have a slight hint of spicyness, and these are never traditional Polish foods, as far as I know.
Once, I was eating chips with an Asian, and I was like, fuck, this shit it burning my mouth. And he was just like, lol, it's barely even spicy.

[Anonymous No.6773332]

>>6773318
Mashed potatoes don't come in cans, but retarded people shit in the can! The turdlet as I call it.

[Anonymous No.6773334]

>>6773330
I have that problem all the time, i apparently don't notice the spiciness in food the way my white friends do. I just taste flavour and they keep telling me its too hot.

[Anonymous No.6773346]

>>6773318
P A S S T H E B O W L P L E A S E

[Anonymous No.6773354]

who the fuck is peggy hunt?

[Anonymous No.6773363]

>>6773334
>>6773330
I also have this problem!!

I once went to an after-Christmas Christmas party and brought a dish of pork steaks in carrot sauce.
The pork went down a treat, but everyone except an Ethiopian guy complained the carrot sauce was "too spicy." Poor Americans. I seriously only put a single pepper in there. Just one. And that was for a LOT of sauce, too. To tone down the heat for other people. Still too hot for them.
It happened to me before, too, for a dinner party where I made a stew. Too hot.

At least the bread pudding was very well received. Everyone likes Hungarian desserts.

[Anonymous No.6773373]

>>6773363
I never thought Americans are sensitive to spicyness, because they have Mexican food, and others. But Polish food really does have nothing spicy in it. That's not to say that I can't handle it, I will just notice it a lot and it might get really annoying and slow me down.

[Anonymous No.6773392]

>>6773373
>they have mexican food
see >>6772647

[Anonymous No.6773404]

>>6773392
Ya, I know
But the fake Mexican food still has spices in it

[Anonymous No.6773414]

Michigan has all that plus lots of Mexican, I've heard some places have good Indian, and probably the best place to get Arabic food in the US

Specifically in the more cityish areas though, some parts can be a little backwoods

[Anonymous No.6773560]

>move to minnesota for school
>chili has corn in it
>goulash is just macaroni with tomato sauce
>only decent food anyone has given me is the literally dozens of flavors of bratwurst
I want to go home

[Anonymous No.6773578]

>>6773404
No, well, it is starting to have spice...taco bell.

I'm an Amerifat, and I love taco bell, but their fire sauce is as hot as water. There are EVERYWHERE in the country great Mexican owned eateries that sell legit Mexican food, but for Mexicans, they see a white, it gets mild.

I put extra salt in a dish and I've been told it's too hot. People know I love the heat, so they expect it. I make meatballs with onion and jalepno and don't tell anyone, oh this is great...

[Anonymous No.6773582]

>>6773414
Michigan, or little India. Not a lot of Mexican there. but some...you misspelled blackwords. I don't mean to be hating, I'm just saying Michigan spice has been taken over with curry.

[Anonymous No.6773591]

>>6773560
Corn in chili is more of a color thing. Google chili, then think about that yellow corn. Are you saying you didn't like it, or just not used to it. It's not as much as a Midwest thing as it is a color thing.

Goulash is macaroni and tomato sauce...I've no idea on that. Midwest goulash is a take on goulash, but it also has beef, beans and spices. Also usually peppers and onions. It is not a traditional goulash, but I've never been served macaroni with tomato sauce.

I hope you didn't pay for it, or if someone made it for you that you thanked for their, their...naw, I hope you just left!

[Anonymous No.6773592]

MOST IMPORTANTLY WE GOT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE
EVERY OTHER CHIP GO HOME

[Anonymous No.6773600]

>>6773560
Where the fuck... where in Minnesota? Is this campus cafeteria food?

[Anonymous No.6773605]

>>6773578
God, I hate you so much after reading your post. You sound awful in real life.

[Anonymous No.6773613]

>>6773591
I add corn to things like chili more for the sweet pop than for color

>>6773578
tfw taco bell's regular hot sauce is warm for me and makes my nose runny

>>6773560
the fact that we call homemade hamburger helper goulash is a travesty. it's usually not bad, but it's not fucking goulash.

[Anonymous No.6773618]

>>6772563
Not to mention we have the BEST barbecue sauce you'll EVER taste.

[Anonymous No.6773632]

>>6773605
Taco Bell has a few items that are hot, most items sold as hot in the US are not hot...but there are actual Mexican run spots that sell hot food.

You've gotta be kidding me. I didn't post an opinion, just the truth. That said, I hope you get aids and die a very painful death because of your shit post.

[Anonymous No.6773641]

>>6773613
I agree about the sweet pop, and with heat, the sweet goes well. Have you hade TB's habanero dip? Tell me it's not hot, it's hotter than the ghost pepper $1 things. Their fire sauce if like ketchup as far as heat is concerned. I guess they've a new sauce, but they were out when I went. I only eat there about twice a year.

I do not know anyone that'd call hamburger helper either "homemade" or "goulash" that's just disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6773647]

>>6773618
I like this post, Texas BBQ is just a rub, and the Carolina's are so sweet, but most Midwest BBQ are tangy. I can enjoy that. Though I grew up on a white BBQ, that I guess may have originated in Alabama. It's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.6773661]

>>6773641
I've only had taco bell once in the past 10 years, so I've only had their regular hot sauce. I'm just not a huge fan of spicy things in general. sriracha for instance is far too hot for me. I have poblanos growing in my garden and they're the perfect amount of heat for me

and it's not literally hamburger helper. it's "homemade" hamburger helper because it's basically the same thing, but done from scratch. it's ground beef, onion and garlic - often powdered, italian seasoning mix/oregano, bay leaves and a bunch of tomato sauce served on top of elbow macaroni. if people even bother to use paprika they use shitty flavorless paprika.

[Anonymous No.6773699]

>>6773661
Don't get that dip then, I love the burn, and even in a cream, it's HOT.

Okay, I agree that Midwest goulash is not even close to original goulash, it's elbow mac, chili beans, sausage, stewed tomatoes, onion and pepper. I grew up on it, I love it, wish they called it something else, so we didn't need to have this conversation.

[Anonymous No.6773709]

>>6773661
Where are you? I'm just curious? You kinda seem legit. Odd for this board. Oh, and is that where you are from?

[Anonymous No.6773741]

>>6773709
eastern south dakota. grew up on your standard meat and potatoes fare. I've browsed /ck/ off and on for the last 3 or 4 years. is that what you wanted to know?

[Anonymous No.6773749]

>>6773741
Yes, if we ever meet, first beer on me. I'm in Indiana if you care. I just wanted to relate your ideas to your position, you know, foreigner may hate it for a different reason (not the band).

[Anonymous No.6773750]

>>6773632
Now you're posting like a human being. That other post was written terribly.

[Anonymous No.6773760]

>>6773750
Sorry, I'm drunk and my sister died a few days ago. I don't mean to shit post but my emotions aren't level.

[Anonymous No.6773844]

>>6773578
>tfw my race is so ambiguous that I get spicy as fuck food from mexicans and asians

[Anonymous No.6773889]

>>6773591
>>6773600
I'm in between duluth and minneapolis. the goulash and the chili was at a potluck kind of thing. I had joked about beans in chili with the guy who made it and then he brings it in with beans, corn, and he tells me he might put some macaroni in it so more people can eat it. I don't even expect good food anymore if I don't make it myself.

[Anonymous No.6773895]

>>6773578
>People know I love the heat, so they expect it.
My nigga. I love cooking for myself because I can just go crazy but when I'm cooking for my family it's like a Jekyll and Hyde scenario where I'm constantly fighting my urges in regards to spiciness.

[Anonymous No.6773907]

>>6773889
>expecting authentic food from potlucks
You are a gigantic faggot. Potluck is almost a synonym for cheap-casserole.

[Anonymous No.6773926]

>>6773760
Truly sorry for your loss. I know my sister is the glue that holds several extended families together. When she goes, it is gonna hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.6774062]

>>6773324
>erotic fantasy role playing
>on /ck/
Did you get tired of pretending to be Taylor Swift, anon?

[Anonymous No.6774090]

>>6772644
Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Michigan have some of the best state parks in the country.

[Anonymous No.6774094]

>>6772698
I've literally had everything you listed. There's a good couple eastern European restaurants near me, and I grew up eating quite a bit of that stuff from my grandma. Minneapolis fag reporting in.

[Anonymous No.6774299]

ayy

[Anonymous No.6774311]

>>6772563
You don't have Wegmans though.

[Anonymous No.6774412]

>>6772595
...and then there's THIS asshole...

[Anonymous No.6774426]

>>6774090
It comes down to bodies of water. You got those, you most likely have shit to do. That's why the great plains are so terrible.

[Anonymous No.6774430]

>>6773120
>nigger is a mentality
No, it's a skin color. And when the day of the rope comes, even you Uncle Tom's will be crushed under our boot.

[Anonymous No.6774728]

min-e-sow-dahhhh

[Anonymous No.6774743]

>tfw you want to be one of those cool people who loves spicy food, but you're a midwestern white guy peasant race

Should I just eat habañeros until the pain goes away?

[Anonymous No.6774765]

>>6774743
Just start off with something that's considered mild, but tastes spicy to you, eat it often until you get used to it, and work your way up.
>used to be a bitch about spicy food
>hottest thing I could stand was tabasco sauce
>realized I loved tabasco on eggs
>eventually started putting it on everything
>eventually it stopped being spicy and just tasted like vinegar
>moved up to some mexican hot sauces and sriracha
>started putting on more and more as I got used to the heat
>now only crazy ass ghost pepper/habenero sauces are actually considered 'hot' to me

[Anonymous No.6774868]

>>6774743
Why does it matter?

[Anonymous No.6774895]

>>6774868

I don't want to get laughed at. Being unable to handle spicy food is as shameful as having a tiny dick.

[Anonymous No.6774902]

>>6774895
Says who? I don't eat much spicy food because shitting it out is horendous. Not one person has ever given me shit for ordering my curry as a 1 or 2 on the heat scale.

[Anonymous No.6774919]

/Michigan/ here
Any want some hot dogs, corned beef, Shepards pie, bratwurst ?

[Anonymous No.6774934]

Are PA and upstate NY part of the midwest? They feel pretty flyover.

>>6774902

And having a huge dick means you're unable to get it up or have sex with normal women. But most men still want one. It's a status thing.

[Anonymous No.6774938]

>>6774934
I'm not burning my asshole to impress people I don't know. What a dumb mentality

[Anonymous No.6774954]

>>6774934
>Are PA and upstate NY part of the midwest?
They're part of the Northeast, you stupid fuck.

That's like asking if Florida is part of the West.

[Anonymous No.6774990]

>>6772563
I like the st.louis thin crust. Dont know why the use provel cheese though

[Anonymous No.6775047]

no one does pork tenderloin like iowa

[Anonymous No.6776526]

>>6773926
Thank you, it may sound stupid, but an anonymous post in not the best thread on a board that's become shit, really does make me feel better. I hope your sister lives forever,

[Anonymous No.6776554]

>>6774990
I think because it's cheap, but I love that cracker crust too. Chicago has a thin crust that's a rival, but too many people wanna bitch about the deep dish that Chicagoan's eat once a year.

[Anonymous No.6776586]

>>6773844
I want to hate you, I went to an indoor soccer field with a Mexican born Mexican and they wouldn't bring me hot sauce (after I asked in Spanish), until he told them to in Spanish. I equally didn't know there was a soccer field or a restaurant. Though drinking orange soda out of a glass bottle reminded me of my childhood in the 80's.

[Anonymous No.6776599]

>>6773889
First, sorry that /ck/ allows this shit...>>6773907

That said, that would be exactly my mother's goulash if it had beans and sausage. Not at all what you expected, but a delicious hardy dish.

Come to Indiana, I'll make you true Midwest goulash.

[Anonymous No.6777944]

i flew over the midwest once
....

[Anonymous No.6777953]

>>6773284
I laughed waaaaay too hard at this.

[Anonymous No.6777995]

>>6772563
I like our Up North specialties such as our Walleye and Wild Rice dishes. However, I thank the heavens that some Somalia population entered out community. Everything is so under-seasoned, and we finally got a large population group that knows how to make a good spiced dish.

Pic related: Downtown Minneapolis. East Villiage Grill. A Halal joint that has separate booths with curtains so there is family privacy, and they have the BEST halal goat gyro that is seasoned exceptionally. only $5 with a lb of fries! I'd actually buy one of those versus pizza or other shit any day. It's super cheap because the 90% pop. of catholic/baptist MN is racist as fuck and never would consider visiting a "terrorist" hotspot. So the place basically sells to themselves and the odd-off common sensed minded individual like myself.

[Anonymous No.6778023]

>>6777995
How can you say that you have common sense when 90% of your town thinks differently than you?

[Anonymous No.6778025]

>>6778023
>common sense is common

[Anonymous No.6778192]

>>6772894
Texas is like half hispanic and it still came out above average

[Anonymous No.6778217]

>>6773203
I can confirm. That is how my family came here.

[Anonymous No.6778232]

>>6773185
The vast majority of Missouri is north of the Mason-Dixon line, buddy.

[Anonymous No.6778239]

>>6773015
You actually types all that. You will never get that time back

[Anonymous No.6778333]

>>6777995
the rape rate in minneapolis has skyrocketed alongside the increase in somalis

totally worth it just to have some spice :^)

>>6778232
so? they fought for slavery and just look at their religious affiliation. they're southern.

[Anonymous No.6778458]

>>6778333
>living in mpls
You're fucking up. Visit only. Live at least an hour north, south, east, or west. All whites.

[Anonymous No.6778541]

>>6778333
If Missouri is Southern, so part of Southern Illinois that's red on that map.

[Anonymous No.6778573]

>>6778458
>an hour north/south/east/west
That's where the indistinct "probably european of some sort" megachurch retards live.

The real lutheran scandinavian stock (aka the reason minnesota doesn't suck) live either in MSP proper, or far outside of the cities. Coincidentally they happen to be better educated, more prosperous, more liberal, and generally better behaved. Meanwhile the megachurch retards just ruin everything trying to take their loud motors into the boundary waters canoe area, driving drunk, being fat, did I mention being fat? Holy christ they are fat. And pink. And ugly, stupid, and vulgar. And they breed far, far too much.

Anyway far outer suburbs are where the human garbage live. I'd frankly rather live in the blackest part of north minneapolis, luckily however I don't.

[Anonymous No.6778981]

>>6778573
Really? My brother lives in Isanti and it's actually pretty nice. Everyone leaves him alone and he's sort of close to banning state park. I'm in burnsville and it's whatever. I just don't care for the cities really. I go there for the beer and that's about it anymore

[Anonymous No.6778986]

>>6778981
Want to move to lutsen though. If I can ever afford to build my own place that is

[Anonymous No.6779006]

>>6778541
Typically, "Southern" refers to which states were fighting for the Confederacy. Missouri was definitely Southern. Illinois was not.

[Anonymous No.6779018]

>>6779006
Forgot map

[Anonymous No.6779020]

>>6778541
southern illinois is redneck as shit. Those people are basically southern, same is true of the southern reaches of Indiana and Ohio and almost all of Missouri

[Anonymous No.6779023]

>>6778573
>megachurch retards
megachurches are not common at all in the upper midwest, its mostly a fucking lot of small lutheran churches and larger but more apathetic catholic ones (which are only larger because there aren't many priests anymore so so many have combined over the last few decades)

[Anonymous No.6779024]

>>6772563
>>the best potatoes
>>the best corn

you're a doublenigger liar I'm from New England and you cannot beat new potatoes and corn out here this time of year for love or money

[Anonymous No.6779027]

>>6779024
>new england produce

but the soil is terrible

[Anonymous No.6779030]

>>6779020
I have no doubt - but they are not Southern states, is all I'm saying. They are Union states.

[Anonymous No.6779036]

>>6779030
the war was a fucking long time ago. West Virginia specifically broke from a Confederate state to be with the north, but no one would now argue they are anything but southern as shit

[Anonymous No.6779039]

>>6779027

that's why if you work harder and put some ingenuity in to it the results are better. i ate peaches today i wouldn't trade with Baby Jesus for and the corn cob i had a dinner made people moan out loud like they were getting oral under the table

you midwesterners were cucked by all the rick soil and never learned quality>quantity its why you're all fat as fat ass and think horse feed is acceptable corn to eat with your mouth

[Anonymous No.6779042]

>>6779039
being a hard worker does not make your crops better, having better soil does

Thats just not how farming works

[Anonymous No.6779043]

>>6779036
Go argue with a wall. I'm merely stating the facts. People (especially in the South) assign defintions of Northern and Southern states with the Civil War.

[Anonymous No.6779049]

>>6779039
The very best produce in the world comes out of the mid-west. Please tell me you're trolling.

We ship our crops all across the globe.

[Anonymous No.6779050]

>>6779049
LOL

[Anonymous No.6779053]

>>6779043
do other southerners really not consider Kentucky and West Virgina as southern

[Anonymous No.6779057]

>>6779050
You're more than welcome to prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.6779058]

>>6779050
The midwest has the best soil, and the most of the top agricultural research institutes, only downside is it can't grow tropical, california tier crops. For any crops evolved to grow with a temperate climate, it absolutely produces the best stuff

[Anonymous No.6779063]

>>6779053
Kentucky is considered Southern. West Virginia - no. Kentucky and Missouri were disputed states but ultimately aligned themselves with the Confederacy.

West Virginia is viewed as akin to Maryland.

[Anonymous No.6779071]

>>6779063
>Kentucky and Missouri were disputed states but ultimately aligned themselves with the Confederacy
they did?

and West Virginia is completely southern, the only difference it has from the deep south is no black people

[Anonymous No.6779087]

>>6772563
germany has the best hamburg tbqh

[Anonymous No.6779097]

>>6779071
Yes, they did. And West Virginians may talk with a drawl, use rope as a belt and walk around without shoes - but they are not Southern. I know there are people from Michigan's Upper Peninsula and Northern Minnesota who carry on with their lives no different than people from Alabama but that doesn't make them Southerners.

Not here to argue - just trying to tell you how it is.

[Anonymous No.6779103]

>>6779097
>I know there are people from Michigan's Upper Peninsula and Northern Minnesota who carry on with their lives no different than people from Alabama
Except people from the uppermidwest have way more money, being poor is an integral part of being southern, and WV does this very well

[Anonymous No.6779106]

>>6779057
Burden of proof falls to you.

[Anonymous No.6779109]

>>6779106
https://www.google.com/search?q=soil+map&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIwJ6715uqxwIVghweCh1lFgFY&biw=1824&bih=884#imgrc=qYoaJLezOIY9mM%3A

[Anonymous No.6779116]

>>6779049

yes as ethanol.

bitch we eat our corn, it's that good. you turn it into burnable goo

[Anonymous No.6779117]

>>6779042

that's why yankees rule the earth, because we understand things you human domesticated animals don't.

[Anonymous No.6779122]

>>6779116
we grow sweet corn as well, it just doesn't come close to the amount of field corn we grow

also more field corn goes towards animal feed than to ethanol, but only by like 5-8%

[Anonymous No.6779125]

>>6779117
you must be confusing the midwest with the south

[Anonymous No.6779130]

>>6779103
Some of the fastest growing economies are in the South - especially Texas. High wages and low cost of living.

[Anonymous No.6779134]

>>6779103
>being poor is an integral part of being southern

Uh... no.

[Anonymous No.6779137]

>>6779130
>fastest growing
its a lot easier to grow quickly whee you had nearly almost nothing

China is the fastest growing economy in the world

[Anonymous No.6779144]

>>6779134

[Anonymous No.6779177]

>>6779144
You've fallen for propaganda. Although enough southern states do rank high in poverty levels, so do Northern areas like New York, Maine, Washington D.C., Michigan, etc.

Try insulting the South using a different tactic, you butt flustered shit smoker.

[Anonymous No.6779182]

>>6779137
I didn't say the world. We were talking about the United States. Are you going to compare Baton Rouge with the Moon next? Perhaps the Bayous with the rings of Saturn?

[Anonymous No.6779192]

>>6779177
>You've fallen for propaganda.
I literally posted a map of factual data
>Try insulting the South using a different tactic
You fuckers have warm tap water, how about that?

[Anonymous No.6779199]

>>6779182
>I didn't say the world. We were talking about the United States
Yeah, and just as the fastest growing economies in thee wrorld ar eshitty places that lagged behind, the same is true in america

Its impossible to grow particularly quickly when you are a fully civilized advanced economy

[Anonymous No.6779203]

>>6779122

I've had it, it's crap compared to ours. Like eating carob vs real cocoa bean chocolate.

your soil is so rich and bland that the corn never develops any character or flavor, just bigness and a bland sugar taste.

i literally don't eat corn on the cob except for the 8 weeks it's available local, it's just that disappointing the rest of the year. Same with apples and peaches, i eat my first one from Georgia in May and my last one from Maine in September

[Anonymous No.6779210]

>>6779177
The south is so much poorer, fatter, more religious, and less educated than the north it is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.6779221]

>>6779192
If I cook up stats on a map graphic and post it on the internet, is that suddenly "factual data?"

As my sociology professor used to advise, "You can make statistic say whatever you want them to say."

[Anonymous No.6779222]

>>6779203
surprise surprise, we only eat corn on the cob during this time of year as well. we cut it off the cob and freeze it for the rest of the year.

>>6779210

[Anonymous No.6779226]

>>6779221
>If I cook up stats on a map graphic
Do you seriously believe I designed that map and made up the data?

[Anonymous No.6779229]

>>6779221
>"You can make statistic say whatever you want them to say."
Please show me a map which suggests the south is not fat and poor then if it is so easy

[Anonymous No.6779254]

>What was to be a pleasant discussion about regional foods descends into regional dickwaving.
You fuckers sure are an insecure lot

[Anonymous No.6779293]

>>6779254
Whatever flyover boy.

[Anonymous No.6779392]

are people from confederate states still actually butthurt about WV in the civil war?

[Anonymous No.6779403]

>>6772563
>mfw the best Vietnamese place I've ever eaten at was in Minneapolis
Makes sense, I suppose, since this fucking state feels like Southeast Asia 4 months of the year.

[Anonymous No.6779418]

>>6779403
In Arlington, Texas, we have such a high volume of people from Vietnam that all city phone recordings are in English, Spanish and Vietnamese. I called the city to check on our recycling day and heard the answer in Vietnamese before Spanish.

The pros are great food. The cons are the Vietnamese gangs.

[Anonymous No.6779431]

>>6778192
the cops did polling
the Hispanics weren't around to be tested

[Anonymous No.6779455]

>>6779203
>mfw I buy corn off someone's pickup to o early in the year and it's bland as shit
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.6779605]

>>6779392
>Delaware
>South
shiggy

[Anonymous No.6779633]

>>6779605
I know. I just gave up on them. They bag on the South then turn around and do their best to identify with us.

[Anonymous No.6779651]

>>6772563
>the best hamburgs
That might be true.
>the best potatoes
Is this like claiming you've got the best cheese?
>the best corn
There is no such thing. Corn is nasty and so cannot be best.

[Anonymous No.6779660]

>>6779651
I love the different varieties of corn but Michigan's corn is naturally sweet. Oh, man that is my favorite. And I believe Idaho has the win when it comes to potatoes - even though I buy regional to support local economy.

[Anonymous No.6779669]

>>6773226
I immediately googled the name, but nothing of note came up and definitely nothing in relation to this thread came up either so...

[Anonymous No.6779717]

>>6779392

>You will NEVER get to live in an America where the Midwest and South have been purged in cleansing fire, leaving only the west and Northeast connected by a great sky bridge from NYC to Denver

[Anonymous No.6779990]

>>6779049
Bangladesh exports clothing all over the world. What we learned from this is quality =\= quantity

[Anonymous No.6780024]

>>6779117
What aspect of baiting others into replying to you on the internet do you like best? Is it the attention?

[Anonymous No.6780291]

>>6780024

It's cathartic and allows me to express myself in ways that are otherwise socially inappropriate, that I've learned not to do in real life. I need my filters removed once in a while to clear out the built up crap.

[Anonymous No.6781637]

>>6772569
>>6772589
I live in the midwest and have never seen these

[Anonymous No.6781694]

>>6772733
Moving from the northwest to Ohio I totally agree. I blame my wife for making me move with her to this culinary hellscape. I'd divorce that cow for some decent Thai food.

[Anonymous No.6781780]

>>6781637
I don't see many of those restaurants around here, South Dakota/Minnesota/Iowa border area, but that's the kind of food people have at home when they aren't doing standard American food like burgers and lasagna. also churches will have special events where they have things like lefse, rosettes, and æbleskiver for a meal