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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Hey guys, made a quick cooking tutorial video for you lovely people at /ck/!

In this video I make sweet sundae ramen, a tasty twist on the classic japanese snack~!

It's also ASMR so I hope you all get plenty of tingles ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YnaH6pwSsk

>> No.6763622
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>she fucking ate it

what the fuck

also what in fucks name is asmr

is this a new weebo fetish?

>> No.6763630
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>Someone took this monstruosity seriously

>> No.6763642

>>6763622
ASMR is a symptom of tourette syndrome where you have to make noises with whatever you touch

>> No.6764336

absolutely disgusting

>> No.6764339

>>6763622
You ever hear a sound like a whisper and it sends a tingle down your spine? It's pretty much that.

>> No.6764345

>>6763604
who is this semen demon?

>> No.6764347

L O N D O N

>> No.6764394

Thanks for all the positive comments guys! Im now taking suggestions for my next cooking ASMR vid~ ^^

>> No.6764408
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>> No.6764422

L O N D O N

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>> No.6764443

no one cares whore

>> No.6764456

>>6764394
You are hot, cook some meat next time, like try a recipe for hot wing or cook a steak and pair it with some nice sautéed veggies

>> No.6764470

>>6763604
I literally have aspergers, so I actually appreciate this ASMR shit. No shame.

>> No.6764501

>>6764470
>not even the cooking board is save from autists

fucking 4chan

>> No.6764528

please let me meet her

>> No.6764538

>>6764470
>I literally have aspergers

Please don't reproduce

>> No.6764541

>>6763604
You did good op.
You made me cringe.
And i appreciate that. Good on you.

>> No.6764542

>>6764501
I'm pretty normalfag as far as literal autists go. I have a girlfriend and a job, if that counts for anything.

>> No.6764577

>>6763622
You know how the autistic have strong negative reactions to certain sounds? ASMR is when the autistic have strong positive reactions to certain sounds.

>> No.6764588
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6764588

sort your life out u fucking whore....

>> No.6764601

>>6764394
Will you be my boyfriend?

>> No.6764606

L O N G B E A C H
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>> No.6764679

>>6764394
Less banging, slapping the fork on the bowl and other loud sounds that ruin the video.

Crunching and slurping are the best food related ASMR sounds.

The foil tapping on the icing container and the nails on the ridges of the Nutella lid were the best parts of the video.

>> No.6764732

>>6764679
You sir are clearly a connoisseur of ASMR videos and how they manage to soothe the autistic

I commend you

>> No.6764758
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>>6764732
I tip my hat to you also, sir. Truly we bring a standard of class much needed on /ck/.

>> No.6765629

>>6764470
What are your fixations anon?

>> No.6765669

>>6765629
I usually cycle through fixations. I've been obsessed with ants, low-explosives, glassware/glassworking, Steampunk Costuming (typical aspie shit right?), and right now Lovecraftian/Surrealist fiction.

>> No.6765675

>>6765629
Oh yeah, I also was really obsessed with trains when I was younger, but all of my aspie obsessions go away and are replaced by another. I've also played videogames obsessively. When I was in middle school I put hundreds of hours into the Colosseum world in Kingdom Hearts, and I beat the Elite 4 in Pokemon using the same exact sequence of moves over 100 times, with zero variance.

>> No.6765689

>>6763604
wtf is this whispering while eating and recording shit

I jumped that video to another ASMR or w/e it stands for and these might be the dumbest fucking things Ive watched

>> No.6765705

>>6764394
cyanide

>> No.6765765

>>6765669
>Lovecraftian/Surrealist fiction
would have a beer with

>> No.6765821

>>6765689
ASMR isn't for everyone.

>> No.6765831

>>6765821
I read the thread I understand its for autistic kids and for special snowflake girls who think they're making something cool and unique

>> No.6765863

>>6765831
It's true that aspies tend to like ASMR, but the whole "only aspies like ASMR" thing is just a meme that smug people on 4Chan like to repeat. Think about how aspies tend to like Sci Fi, but not all of them do, and how not all people who like sci fi are sperglords.

>> No.6765873

>>6765831
>I read the thread I understand...
Right, because this thread is the most informative place to read about ASMR.

>> No.6765882

>>6765863
this thread alone has two autistic kids reveling in it and three of the video creators I jumped to have MLP and autism awareness indicators on their banner

I find it beyond irritating to try and fathom why people made these videos to begin with but more so why theres 30 per author on them and how they have 150k+ views. Not gonna say everyone watching is autistic but theres a strong percentage that are it seems

so yeah, really confused

>> No.6765895

>>6763604
That's the worst ASMR video ever.

>> No.6765913

>>6764542

are you the guy with the hambeast girlfriend

>> No.6765927

>>6765913
No. My girlfriend is a hipster that doesn't use social media and is therefore unaware that it's a meme to hate fedoras, so I get away with wearing them around her. I'm not even being ironic, I mean this completely seriously.
I can show you a pic if you wanna see if she's a ham beast.

>> No.6765929

>>6765927

goddamn you autist I don't care that much

>> No.6765931

>>6765882
Like I said, ASMR isn't for everyone. I can understand why someone wouldn't "get" it.

>> No.6765935

>>6765882
OP's video is pretty retarded and low quality.
Try these. These are good introductions to ASMR and all the possibilities proper binarual recording can provide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u163wC6mP2A

>> No.6765938

>>6765929
> Ask an anon about his life
> Get edgy and mad when he answers

Sounds like you're jealous that a guy with literal autism has a gf and you don't.

>> No.6765943

>>6765935
I like ASMR, that second video was actually a pretty solid example of what it's supposed to be. There are a lot of videos on YouTube of 7/10 girls whispering and fucking around with food that are honestly pretty weak attempts at ASMR, but I appreciate them because I like that QT 3.14 girls actually want to make weirdos like me happy.

>> No.6765948

>>6765935
alright these videos are alright and I can understand it, audios great and it feels like im in a place

however these eating videos are just beyond retarded imo, mostly due to the whispering thats occurring but equally irritated by the eating bit but perhaps its because I was taught not to chew with your mouth open

>> No.6765952

>>6765669
You read Maldoror? Cool shit if you haven't yet

>> No.6765968

>>6765952
No, but I just googled it and it sounds very interesting!

>> No.6765984

>>6764577
kek

>> No.6765990

>>6765943
That's because most people don't bother recording with a proper set up. But eh, you got a point there.

>>6765948
You mean to say you will never be able to enjoy something as lewd as this?
https://d.maxfile.ro/ijoumrvyot.mp3

>> No.6766002

>>6765990
>https://d.maxfile.ro/ijoumrvyot.mp3
sex sounds dont count, but that in particular no didnt feel it

>> No.6766007

that looks absolutely disgusting

>> No.6766009

>>6765990
I'm a fan of "sound porn" as well, and I have been since waaaay before ASMR became a meme. Give it a listen, preferably with headphones, I fucking love it. Even when I was in middle school, I recorded the radio edit of "Shake it Like a Salt Shaker", where they censored the swear words with moaning noises. I would rewind and replay those two seconds of sound while I jerked my pre-teen dick. Sound just gets me off man.

https://soundgasm.net/u/ohrabbit/F4M-Fucking-the-nurse-to-tears-blowjob-riding-you-wet-sounds-come-with-me-scottish-accent

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>> No.6766044

>>6766009
You sound autistic.

>> No.6766051

>>6766043
I see Cthulhu

>> No.6766052

>>6765882
Nice blog you fucking faggot

>> No.6766058

>>6766051
he is waiting to kill you from the inside

>> No.6766065

>>6766052
enjoy ur shitty vids sperg

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>I'm a grill btw XD

>> No.6766112

>>6766065
Ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_OrNEXyMWk

>> No.6766181

>>6763604
xendra is that you? has the cuck queen of /ck/ returned?

>> No.6766206

>>6764394
kill yourself

>> No.6766229

>>6766044
I mean, I am. I'm the guy who said he had aspergers earlier in this thread. No shame in being an aspie and liking aspie stuff.

>> No.6766235

>>6766112
This is actually a pretty good example of a girly ASMR cooking video, even with her cringey commentary ("sizzle sizzle") I liked it.

>> No.6766300
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First 4UAirlines crashes with no survivors and now this.

You're responsible for this /ck. You're constant spamming of this vertical in to every food gore and troll post has manifested this demon into reality.

I hope you're pleased with yourselves.

>capcha: select all the images with food

>> No.6766307

>>6766300
chaos magic is dangerous stuff

>> No.6766326

BAGHDAD
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>> No.6766332

>>6763604
A lot of ck is reddit so they don't even understand the reference but this is hilarious

>> No.6766336

>>6765863
>4Chan
Hi redditor

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>>6765669
>Surrealist fiction
read this but god forbid do not ever watch the movie

>> No.6766379

>>6766336
>he doesn't know about /B/

>> No.6766385

>>6766336
> Implying 4Chan is not allowed to be self aware
> Being this dense

Wew lad