The Last Supper

[Anonymous No.6756313]

You're going to be executed. What is your final meal? You can ask for anything.

[Anonymous No.6756325]

>>6756313
Leek and stilton chowder with fresh from the oven sourdough bread and lots of heavily salted butter

pit roasted lamb in coffee and creme sauce with sliced buttered potatoes wrapped and baked alongside, lightly fried fiddlehead ferns

a bowl of fresh cherries, an apricot, a nectarine, some fresh berries for dessert

To drink: a crisp, tart cider then a cool dark porter. a glass of single malt scotch after dessert with a small cigarillo then they could hit the switch

[Anonymous No.6756327]

>>6756313
chicken tendies with a side of bbq sauce. they taste better knowing i wont have to spend any gb points on it.

[Anonymous No.6756330]

My understanding is that you can't exceed $50, and it has to be prepared by the inmates who work the kitchen.

That in itself is literally reason enough to not go postal.

[Anonymous No.6756337]

>>6756330
>you are going to be executed by a group of wizards who can conjure up any food for free

[Anonymous No.6756339]

>>6756330
its just a hypothetical, I'm not confining the responses in the thread to the last supper practices in place in any specific country's prison/justice system

[Anonymous No.6756347]

>>6756330
couldn't I just get them to order a really good pizza

[Anonymous No.6756349]

>>6756313
I'd ask for Popeye's chicken. I'd get the 12 piece family meal:

>Twelve pieces of juicy Bonafide® Chicken that you can mix and match between spicy and mild! Comes with two large Signature Sides and six hot buttery Biscuits.

I'd ask for all spicy, mashed potatoes and gravy, and coleslaw.

Then I'd finish it off with fudge brownies w/ nuts, chocolate milk, Coca Cola, and Red Bull.

>>6756330
nofunzone.jpg

[Anonymous No.6756350]

>>6756327
isn't this meme dead yet?

[Anonymous No.6756360]

>>6756350

It's the /tv/ invasion.

They've learned from whatever award shows that it's best to force a meme in the height of Summer so it has a chance to catch on.

It means nothing, and will be forgotten very soon.

[Anonymous No.6756364]

>>6756330
it differs from prison to prison. for example texas prisons try to accommodate any request. but in virgina you are given 1 of 28 choices or your meal can not exceed $40.00. and each prison has its own rules on final meals.

[Anonymous No.6756368]

>>6756349
just wondering but are you from a southern state?

[Anonymous No.6756373]

>>6756368
Arkansas, born and raised.

[Anonymous No.6756378]

Hmm, here's what I'd have.

Soft scrambled eggs served open on rye toast with some coffee.

Champagne, half a dozen oysters.

Meat and cheese plate with a Negroni.

Hanger steak and a whole bottle of Zinfandel.

Cheesecake and port.

[Anonymous No.6756379]

>>6756313
C4

allahu akbar!!

[Anonymous No.6756380]

>>6756347
what kind of pizza anon?

I would choose a thin crust spicy chicken
Pepperoni, Chicken Breast, Capicoli, Garlic, Banana Peppers, Hot Sauce

or maybe just a fuckin greasy new york style delux

[Anonymous No.6756381]

pussy

[Anonymous No.6756387]

>>6756313
Id have them get Henry to make nookie for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1mOhI0LjPo&list=PL803A87744721C14C&index=4

[Anonymous No.6756388]

I will have 15 fiber bars, and 12 scoops of whey protein powder mixed into a liter of coffee.

[Anonymous No.6756390]

Bean dip

[Anonymous No.6756393]

>>6756381
I picture you like pic related here except greasier and with more pimples

>>6756388
dude, that poor janitor

[Anonymous No.6756397]

A single olive

[Anonymous No.6756404]

>>6756387
this vid made my day

[Anonymous No.6756416]

I would request a dish made by my mother.

I'd probably ask her to make some korean comfort food like miyeok guk or kalguksu since that's what she makes best, and that's what always brought about the happiest memories.

[Anonymous No.6756429]

>>6756416
man, I can't into korean for some reason, I don't know if I've just been going to bad restaurants or what. Can you recommend some dishes that I can make at home which will give me a better idea about korean cuisine? I live near vancouver so I have access to most if not all the ingredients you might need through the crystal mall/asian supermarkets

[Anonymous No.6756449]

Course one (breakfast): Two pieces of French toast with fresh berries and cream, a screwdriver, and a good pot of coffee

Course two: A Reuben on pumpernickel bread with a side of red cabbage and an oatmeal stout

Dinner: 12 pieces of sushi (tuna, octopus, and red clam) with a bottle of red wine

Dessert: A fruit tray of different types of melons, vanilla ice cream, and a bottle of champagne

Post dessert: Pizza rolls and a bomber of any IPA

I would like my cigarette, death by firing squad please. The electric chair seems too awful

[Anonymous No.6756494]

>>6756449
solid choices

why red wine with sushi though? plum wine or sake would be a better pairing no?

[Anonymous No.6756513]

>>6756364
I thought they got rid of last meals in Texas because some guy ordered a shitton of expensive food and didn't eat it?

[Anonymous No.6756541]

>>6756513
I think they just made it so it had to be something that the prison kitchen could locally procure.
Basically that mastertroll ruined it for everyone.

[Anonymous No.6756560]

They really should provide a bottle of the liquor or your choice. Unless it makes you harder to kill it's only humane to do so.

[Anonymous No.6756569]

The biggest bag if Starbursts you can find, a bag of Utz hot chips, a rack of baby back ribs, a box of storebrand Strawberry Banana juice, and a bottle of Knob Creek.

[Anonymous No.6756581]

>>6756313
the sweet taste of freedom.

[Anonymous No.6756583]

>>6756581
Luckily for you, just desserts are nice and sweet, criminal.

[Anonymous No.6756601]

>>6756581
>>6756583
I love you guys

>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.6756609]

I want to eat my own kidney. I won't be needing it, anyway.

I want some pecan pie, too.

[Anonymous No.6756610]

>>6756313
a single cigarette. menthol.

[Anonymous No.6756613]

Ass.

[Anonymous No.6756628]

>>6756610
>menthol

[Anonymous No.6756629]

>>6756313
Farmer burger from a Farmer Boys
Super size seconds ago fresh McDonald's fries with extra salt.
Two birds worth of fried dark chicken
meat.
A pound of strawberries
A nine inch double chocolate cake
A glass bottle Mexican coke
Two hand rolled cigarettes
Just kill me now, fuck that sounds good

[Anonymous No.6756631]

bean dip

[Anonymous No.6756634]

A gallon of aristocrat vodka, kill myself before they get the chance. Rekt.

[Anonymous No.6756642]

Entree: popcorn chicken with salt and vinegar, side of potato gems. Served with lemon, lime and bitters in a tall glass.

Mains: Steak, medium rare with mushroom sauce served with chips and Greek salad with rocket instead of lettuce. Served with a single glass of Shiraz.

Battered barramundi with tartare sauce. Side of fresh peeled prawns and oysters mornay. Served with James squire golden ale.

Dessert: extra shot cappuccino and a fine Cuban cigar. Served with expensive jamesons on the rocks x entire bottle.

[Anonymous No.6756644]

>>6756634
Might as well drink hand sanitizer. That shit is the nastiest alcohol I've ever drank

[Anonymous No.6756646]

A block of unsweetened baker's chocolate, a slab of pink Himalayan salt, some white pepper, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and a big glass of 50/50 sprite and milk.
Hope they would let me listen to my stereo one last time, too.

[Anonymous No.6756651]

>>6756313
id probably want something that would give me diarrhea. leave a nice little present for them to clean up ;^)

[Anonymous No.6756654]

>>6756651
>>6756388

[Anonymous No.6756657]

>>6756494
you're probably right

[Anonymous No.6756658]

>>6756642
Also a lobster. I never get to eat lobster.

[Anonymous No.6756662]

Nothing, because I don't deserve anything anymore after thinking about what I did; and I have made peace w/ that.

[Anonymous No.6756667]

>>6756313
drop bear steak with a side of sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.6756668]

>>6756373
AR Kansas
gets me every time

[Anonymous No.6756695]

>>6756646
what kind of human bean are you?

[Anonymous No.6756711]

>>6756654
Nobody tell those guys that people shit themselves when executed as a matter of course.

[Anonymous No.6756713]

>>6756313
Arch Deluxe.

Good luck, faggots!

[thomaste No.6756734]

Kitten gaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwd

[Anonymous No.6756738]

>>6756668
That's because you're not very bright.

[Anonymous No.6757093]

>>6756695
What kind of new friend are you?

[COCO BOOM BOOM No.6757328]

This lousy thread everyday?

[Anonymous No.6757377]

>>6756695
>>6757093
You two should get a tub of lube, a room and go full out faggitry.

[Anonymous No.6757397]

>>6757377
*faggotry

If you're going to insult people, at least learn to spell the insults correctly.

[Anonymous No.6757406]

>>6756313

2 Dodo bird eggs and a side of carrier pigeon

let's see them pull that one off

[Anonymous No.6757602]

>>6757328
said the lousy namefag who can't even be bothered to learn how to trip