/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6754510]

Is it possible to cook with horny goat weed as a spice and will the people who eat the food experience the effects of the horny goat weed? Would be best if the HGW compliments the taste of the dish or has an indistinguishable taste in the dish

[Anonymous No.6754520]

>>6754510
What is this

[Anonymous No.6754526]

even if they consent to sex it's still technically forced consent. kill yourself.

or work out and you won't need to drug your victims.

[Anonymous No.6754530]

>>6754520
>The plant contains icariin, which is a PDE5 inhibitor like sildenafil, the active ingredient of Viagra. It is therefore used as an aphrodisiac and a treatment for erectile dysfunction

[Anonymous No.6754537]

>>6754526
I'm not trying to have sex with anyone.. I am staying with my fiancees parents and I want my fiancees mom to get wet at the dinner table so I can smell her panties from the dirty clothes. I have tried smelling panties from the dirty clothes already but there is very little scent, I believe because she hasn't been moist/discharged

[Anonymous No.6754538]

>>6754530
Ah, op just put sildenafil in your cooking, not some herb with average effects

[Anonymous No.6754539]

>>6754537
okay then

[Anonymous No.6754542]

>>6754537
i was just hoping for the possibility that you might be a bored housewife wanting to get your husband interested in sex again but ya blew it.

kill yourself.

plus this stuff takes hours, sometimes days to take effect.

just kill yourself, tbh.

[Anonymous No.6754546]

>>6754526
Chocolate also has aphrodisiac properties yet we still traditionally give these to people they like..

[Anonymous No.6754548]

>>6754530
Why would something that fixes erectile dysfunction help OP get his mother-in-law's panties moist?

[Anonymous No.6754551]

>>6754538
I thought that might be bitter but that the herb in horny goat weed could be mistaken for something like parsley

[Anonymous No.6754552]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6754554]

>>6754546
force fed? or do they willingly eat it?

[Anonymous No.6754562]

>>6754554
I was thinking of cooking spaghetti, one of her parents favorite dishes. My thoughts were that it would make sense for it to have herbs in it

[Anonymous No.6754574]

>>6754562
And on that note would it be less detectable in a sweet marinara or a more hearty marinara?

[Anonymous No.6754579]

>>6754574
I think the hearty sauce would be better. It would have more depth, which would hide the flavor better.

[Anonymous No.6754586]

>>6754542
That's fine. I will be staying with her parents for the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.6754947]

Would there be any interest in following this if I get some horny goat weed after work in an hour and a half tonight and cook the spaghetti? I'll deliver all the way up to the results if so

[Anonymous No.6754997]

>>6754947
A chance to see a guy's erect penis on the Internet? Go for it, buddy.

[Anonymous No.6755055]

>>6754997
I probably won't show my penis... I'll show the panties is what I meant

[Anonymous No.6755199]

>>6755055
Well, that's disappointing.

[Anonymous No.6755203]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6755211]

>>6754947
nobody wants to masturbate with you to this, you creepy weirdo

[Anonymous No.6755223]

>>6754526
By your logic if I give someone an oyster and they want to have sex with me, I'm still somehow forcing them to consent.

There's a reason that would get thrown out of court.

[Anonymous No.6755225]

>>6755055
Yeah, I'd rather see your penis.

[Anonymous No.6755283]

>>6754947
do it op, at least ck will finally get some interesting content

[Anonymous No.6755456]

>>6755223
I like this logic. Very Cosby-esque

[Anonymous No.6755464]

>>6755456
No because it's not a real drug to give someone oysters? Not only that but they aren't going to lose conciousness from horn goat weed or oysters.

[Anonymous No.6755589]

>>6755223
That would be thrown out of court because the oyster thing is an urban myth.

[Anonymous No.6755603]

>>6754510
Boring 1990's Howard Stern called and wants his horney goat weed back.

[Anonymous No.6755610]

>>6755603
I remember him doing ads for this stuff and laughing. There's no way that shit works.

[Anonymous No.6755613]

>>6754947

Absolutely. Pics of your future mother-in-law too pls.

[Anonymous No.6755640]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6755642]

>>6755610
he needs it all back since his show is so fuckin' boring now. I put it on for 5 minutes get bored and turn it off. That's not from sirius/xm there are pirate steams.

Fuck paying them for boring shit.

[Anonymous No.6755671]

>>6755610
CALL ME NOW!

[Anonymous No.6755691]

Ok this is OP. They had already made dinner so I offered to buy the stuff for brownies. On my way to get horny goat weed and brownie materials now. I am worried the HGW will be taste-able with the brownies

[Anonymous No.6755711]

Possible bothersome (although not usually serious) side effects of horny goat weed may include:

•Dizziness
•Thirst
•Vomiting
•Dry mouth.

Serious Side Effects
Theoretically, horny goat weed could increase the risk of bleeding, including dangerous internal bleeding. This risk is probably most significant for people with bleeding disorders or who take "blood thinner" medications (see Horny Goat Weed Drug Interactions). Let your healthcare provider know if you develop any signs of bleeding, such as:

•Frequent nosebleeds
•Easy bruising
•Cuts or scrapes that are slow to stop bleeding
•Black, tarry stools; bright-red blood in the stool; or vomiting of blood (signs of gastrointestinal bleeding)
•Signs of a hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in the brain), such as vision or speech changes, weakness or numbness in an arm or leg, or a severe headache.

Other possible serious side effects of horny goat weed include:

•A rapid heart rate (tachycardia)
•Signs of an allergic reaction, such as:


◦A rash
◦Hives
◦Itching
◦Swelling of the mouth, lips, tongue, or throat
◦Wheezing or other difficulty breathing.


It should be noted that it is possible that there may be serious side effects of this supplement that have not yet been discovered. With herbal remedies, such as horny goat weed, the careful studies designed to test safety (and efficacy) are rarely performed, so most side effect information is based on small studies (which are usually not designed to truly measure side effects) or individual case reports.

[Anonymous No.6755721]

>>6755671
Holy fucking nostalgia. I was always so bummed when girls gone wild infomercials were over and then miss cleo would come on.

[Anonymous No.6755729]

>>6755642
I agree, I cancelled my sub for good finally cause I found a good podcast stream that uploads all the opie and Jimmy stuff even tho they're pretty much a shitty morning zoo now. I only liked Howards interviews anyway. His other stuff wasn't that funny and I don't care about anyone else on the show besides Robin and she gets fucking annoying after awhile

[Anonymous No.6755754]

>>6755721

Those late night faps, hidden under the blanket, with your finger on the "last channel" button.

Remember Wild On?

[Anonymous No.6755764]

>>6755754

[Anonymous No.6755776]

OP here. Been to six gas stations looking for HGW with no look. Checking the condom dispenser in the bathroom and the counter where the stackers are. Any good alternatives at this point?

[Anonymous No.6755807]

>>6755776
I feel pity for your fiancée

[Anonymous No.6755843]

>>6755776
Go find the shadiest looking mother fucker near/on the street corner next to a gas station. They'll call it " 'weed" for short and you'll need to ask for a dime bag.

[Anonymous No.6755855]

This thread is great.

[Anonymous No.6755862]

>>6755843

Just go pick some. It grows everywhere. Tastes better fresh too.

[Anonymous No.6755884]

OP here. Found it at CVS!

[Anonymous No.6755901]

>>6755884
Are you going to eat some yourself?

[Anonymous No.6755909]

>>6755711
That's pretty much all drugs that are on TV now. Just remember if you wake up dead to call your doctor immediately.

[Anonymous No.6755923]

>>6755909

my doctor doesn't own a telephone

[Anonymous No.6755924]

>>6755729
O&A got really lame IMO when it became the little jimmie show with o&a if you know what I mean. I can't listen to it anymore, they got really lame when they went to sirius/xm. The seriosuly stupid shit is jimmie trying to be serious. If I wanted that I'd have listened to npr or the bbc faggots. They lost the plot.

Here you go for what was o&a...
mms://stream.spreadtheonavirus.com/livexm?MSWMExt=.asf

[Anonymous No.6755927]

>>6755901
Everyone here is. Both her parents and myself. Getting started now

[Anonymous No.6755930]

>>6755927
Nice. Keep us updated.

[Anonymous No.6755931]

>>6755927

it's not going to be as awesome as i always think it's going to be

nothing from cvs is

[Anonymous No.6755932]

>>6755764
My super ultra mega giga nigga > your nigga!

[Anonymous No.6755953]

Just added it. Mixing in now

[Anonymous No.6755964]

Licked the spoon. Pretty bitter. I think they might realize but I'll just say something like I must have not rinsed the bowl well

[Anonymous No.6755983]

Into the oven they go. Sorry my phone is not orienting the pictures correctly

[Anonymous No.6756002]

>>6755983

OP we really need pictures of the mom. There's gotta be one hanging up somewhere.

[Anonymous No.6756015]

>>6755953
>lewd

Those fat feet

[Anonymous No.6756020]

Why are you marrying a poor person? What's wrong wi-.. oh wait..

[Anonymous No.6756026]

>>6756002
I'll get pics soon but its nothing too impressive

[Anonymous No.6756039]

>>6755953
>no shoes on
>taking pictures with a time stamp
And you claim you have company?
You are a fat neckbeard cooking in your moms kitchen
Stop bullshitting faggot

[Anonymous No.6756045]

>>6755983
That oven is so dirty, what's the fuck

[Anonymous No.6756055]

>>6756039
They live in a tri-level kitchen on middle floor and the basement is where the TV is. I have no shoes on because I'm staying at their house with my fiancee in her bedroom

[Anonymous No.6756060]

This is her mom and my fiancee when she was in fifth grade

[Anonymous No.6756062]

>>6756060
That vaginer is gonna STINK. You must have a serious fetish to work so hard for such a shitty prize.

[Anonymous No.6756064]

>>6756060
>that body
>fifth grade
Nigger do you even what?

[Anonymous No.6756070]

>>6756064
Sorry. Ninth grade

[Anonymous No.6756079]

Here they are all done

[Anonymous No.6756086]

>>6756070
Riiiiggghhhtt. My guess is op is some neet faggot living in his parent basement with some incest fetish. Absolutely disgusting op, absolutely disgusting. Try to keep this shit in /b/

[Anonymous No.6756088]

>>6756060
>block out her face
>leave her mom's up

[Anonymous No.6756094]

>>6756070
This is so obviously a picture of your mom and sister

[Anonymous No.6756123]

Alright guys believe what you want but we just ate two horny goat weed brownies a piece and I'm gonna keep updating. They were slightly bitter but pretty tasty overall. Not sure how long it takes to take effect but I definitely don't have an erection so my hopes of wet panties are slim

[Anonymous No.6756125]

I hope this works for you, OP. My panties are wet just thinking about the treasure that awaits you.

[Harry Palmer No.6756179]

>>6756125
Eww baby!

[Anonymous No.6756220]

OP here. Won't be updating much longer. I am not feeling substantially horny not guys my penis erect. Adding more to the brownies would have made the taste unbearable. So my consensus is that this is not a great way to make someone horny. I will have another update when I can get hey panties out of the dirty clothes. She mentioned getting a shower after this episode of Law and Order

[Anonymous No.6756221]

>>6756220
good luck man

[Anonymous No.6756322]

This is the thread of the fucking year so far.

[Anonymous No.6756336]

>>6756088
She's got sunglasses on

[Anonymous No.6756342]

>>6756039
You wear shoes in your house? What the fuck for?

[Anonymous No.6756356]

OP please please please keep us updated on this matter until you reach your goal

[Anonymous No.6756382]

>>6755211
leave this place, heretic

[Anonymous No.6756385]

>>6755776
any 'natural store' in the area might have it. my local food co-op has it loose leaf in bulk.

[Anonymous No.6756436]

>>6755754
Fuck yea I remember wild on! God, the E! channel used to be like soft core porn. I miss those days.

>>6755924
Oh, you're one of those guys. I hope you at least stopped listening instead of complaining on twitter or some other message board.
I only started listening to the show back when they first started having louie ck on, around the lucky louie era, and Patrice would be there almost every damn day. I love little Jimmy and he's the only reason I still listen, plus they still have other good comics on. I mostly listen to discover new comics I know I'd definitely like.

[Anonymous No.6756439]

>>6756322
This is /b/ tier shit. You must be new.

[Anonymous No.6756456]

>>6756439
This
I come on here for cooking advice, not to hear about some creepy fuck sniffing panties, ugh

[Anonymous No.6756489]

>>6754510
i too want to know. I'm asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.6756498]

>>6756489
You don't have access to the goat tower!

[Anonymous No.6756518]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6756523]

>>6756518
If you're not banging your fiancee then someone is. Put a security detail on her or whatever it is you people marry these days.

[Anonymous No.6756527]

>>6756039
>wearing shoes indoors
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.6756531]

>>6756527
We're not japs and don't sneak attack others under the guise of friendship.

[Anonymous No.6756539]

>>6756531
I have white friends that make everyone take off their shoes before coming inside. They have a fancy shoe rack and everything.

It's called not destroying your carpet.

[Anonymous No.6756544]

>>6756342
>What are slippers.

[Anonymous No.6756553]

>>6756539
That I can understand, my mom and grandmother used to have these really nice rugs and they'd go apeshit if I walked over it with my shoes on. I can see that being a son or grandson but it's rude to expect that of guests.

[Anonymous No.6756557]

>>6756544
>what's being a dainty slipper wearing fagit?

[Anonymous No.6756567]

>>6754537
well this thread exceeded my expectations

[Anonymous No.6756580]

>>6756553
what the fuck, do americans actually do this? stomp around the house with outdoor shoes on?

fucking barbarians

[Anonymous No.6756626]

>>6754510
I think OP died from the smell of those panties. :(

[Anonymous No.6756757]

>>6756553
How is it rude? Fucking no one has ever said anything about it btw. Probably cause their last house the carpet got ruined cause they had so many people over with their fucking shoes on. Not only that but it rains a lot where I live, so its very possible to get mud on your shoes from your car to the doorstep.

[Anonymous No.6756862]

>>6756757
I think that it's rude because if you have guests over at your abode then they shouldn't have to worry about their shoes or taking them on or off. I would never put something like that on my guests, that's just me.

A rug is meant to be walked on, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.6756923]

>>6756862
There are two types of rugs, the walk-on rugs and the decoration (hey guys look at me i'm super rich) rugs

Also op pls update us on your ventures

[Anonymous No.6756938]

>>6756923
You're wrong, it's really folk that don't have a lot of money that want to protect some silly rug. Rich people don't really care, they amortize it or whatever and replace it every few years so it can be walked on and used in the first place, which imo is the purpose of a rug.

Ventures? hahaha not yet, once I'm a King I'll update you serfs.

[Anonymous No.6756948]

>>6756862
>A rug is meant to be walked on, deal with it.
I was talking about carpet. And no, it's not meant to be walked on with shoes, hence why it gets ruined. That's what the front door rug is for, so people can wipe off their shoes. But that's usually not enough.

Would not ask guests to wipe their shoes on the rug because that would be "putting something on the guests"? Are you a fucking sub or something and you just cater to people even if it's something they can do themselves?

People have rules in their homes and when you go to their house, you obey the rules. If you don't, its considered rude, at least in America that is.

>>6756938
>it's really folk that don't have a lot of money that want to protect some silly rug. Rich people don't really care, they amortize it or whatever and replace it every few years
You're wrong and you're right. I have some rich friends and they could totally afford new carpet for their giant home every few years but they're not stupid enough to waste money on having a carpet cleaned all the fucking time when people could just be nice and take their fucking shoes off. GOD FORBID ANYONE SEE YOUR FEET OR SOMETHING.

you guys are fucking savages.

[Anonymous No.6756949]

>>6754537

Why do I still use this fucking website.

[Anonymous No.6756953]

Will rugs and date rape be covered in the sticky?

[Anonymous No.6756970]

>>6756948
Maybe it's just a different culture. In the west mostly, we have rugs and carpets and they're meant to be used. Maybe in Japan they're so dainty that they need everything done on tippytoes, until it's time sneak attack their enemies.

I've got rich friends and family too, and they care but a rug or a carpet is meant to used and enjoyed. Otherwise why buy it in the first place? It's not meant to be destroyed blatenly like with cigarrete butts or something stupid, but normal wear and tear is expected. Nobody wants to have to replace a rug or carpet, but as I wrote, it's expected and therefore what I said about guests. It would be rude in western culture to expect your guests to go all dainty and have to remove their shoes, what if it's a party or whatever? It's just a rug or carpet, if you don't want it used hang it on a wall or something.

Most people are polite and don't spill red wine all over the place so that's not an issue, but normal wear and tear, no big deal.

Personally I would find it rude to "expect" my guests to have to remove their shoes, it's like some beta shit to control guests when I don't want that.

[Anonymous No.6756973]

>>6756948
I think that we're going to have to agree to disagree. Rugs and carpets are IMO meant to be walked on and used. Apparently we're not going to agree on this one.

[Anonymous No.6756997]

>>6756973
>Rugs and carpets are IMO meant to be walked on and used
But I'm not arguing against that. I'm just arguing that taking shoes off in someone else's house is fine if they ask you to. Or you could even ask if it's ok to take your shoes off provided the carpet isn't dirty. It's just feet, who cares? Do you all have stinky feet or some shit?

>>6756970
>beta
>controlling
no?
Dude, if someone comes to your house and you don't like what they're doing, aren't you going to ask them to stop? Same thing. Don't come in my house with your shoes on, take them off please. See, nothing has to be rude. It's all about context.

>Maybe in Japan they're so dainty that they need everything done on tippytoes, until it's time sneak attack their enemies.
You sound paranoid and silly. Also not just Japanese people do this. Other Asians as well as many other cultures do this. Not sure why you only know of the Japs doing this. Like I said... my friends are white and they do this.

[Anonymous No.6757220]

>>6754510
Bill Cosby pls leave

[Anonymous No.6757226]

OP here for the final update and results. I did not ever end up getting hard or extra horny last night and apparently her mom didn't either. Unfortunately she was wearing white panties again so the results aren't to visible but here is a picture of Thursdays panties so we can have a comparison. Not too much scent but you can see a little from discharge or sweat

[Anonymous No.6757230]

And here is the picture of yesterday's panties (the ones she would have been wearing whole eating the brownies). As you can see there is the same amount s the first night or even less.

[Anonymous No.6757238]

So that's it /ck/. We'll call this one pic related

[Anonymous No.6757258]

>>6756439
Oh shut the fuck up.
This is better and more interesting oc than any shitty fast food thread you could submit here by conjuring up enough blood to move your gangrene ridden sausage fingers.
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.6757279]

>>6754537
don't forget you'll also give your fiancees dad a raging boner

[Anonymous No.6757327]

>>6757238
You should write a letter of complaint to the company

[Anonymous No.6757336]

>>6756997
Why would you want to ask your guests to remove their shoes? What if it's a lot of people, will you inspect each of them like some anal faggot? Fuck that.

And no shit if they come to my house and I don't like what their doing, but I do realize also that they're my guests. They're in my house to do whatever and it's not being bothered with silly shit like removing shoes.

You must be a real fucking faggit with all your rules and regulations, I bet nobody even bothers going to your house. Do you want to strip search me too?

And about Japan, that's not paranoid, that's fact. They did sneak attack Pearl Harbor under the guise of peace. A history lesson would do you well.

You and your friends sound like a bunch of uptight faggots that can't wait for the next fag pride parade.

[Anonymous No.6757337]

>>6757336
In Japan wearing shoes indoors is considered disrespectful to ones ancestors.

[Anonymous No.6757344]

>>6757337
I know that, that's why I said it varies with culture.

[Anonymous No.6757346]

>>6757336
Chinese here, we do the same thing.
>amerilard trying to give asians a lesson on japanese war crimes
Oh boo hoo, they dropped a few toy bombs on your battleship, 09-11 never forget!

[Anonymous No.6757347]

>>6757344
Thought so.
:^)

[Anonymous No.6757348]

>>6757346
You seem like a faggit with an axe to grind.
Did your daddy touch you in the nay-nay and now you want to take it out on the poor Americans?

[Anonymous No.6757350]

>>6757348
>facts upset me
American education system at work

[Anonymous No.6757359]

>>6757350
That's for niggers. Not all of our education systems work the same way. Some of it is by testing. Either you pass a test and get in you don't. Those types of schools, public ones in fact that aren't quota based have little to do with niggers.

In fact, the public high school that I went to has the most nobel prize winners in science and math than any other school in the world. Jelly much nigger?

[Anonymous No.6757365]

>>6757359
Where's your nobel prize? Oh wait you're too busy deflecting
>An Asian schooled you on the internet just like all the Asians at Bronx science schooled you every day
>b-but blacks!
Ok buddy

[Anonymous No.6757370]

>>6757346
>>6757348
>>6757350
>>6757359
>>6757365

[Anonymous No.6757383]

>>6757365
I'm still young and certainly not a nigger.
Obama whom you no doubt love got his by simply being elected president. Payoffs and quotas much?

[Anonymous No.6757389]

>>6757383
Do you do this at work? When your boss yells at you for fucking up, which I have no doubt is often, do you say "but at least I'm not a nigger"?

Or is your boss a nigger and that's why you're so obsessed with them?

[Anonymous No.6757393]

>>6757365
I really don't care about prizes, once they gave one to niggerbama for simply being elected president it kind of gave it a sour note.

I'd rather be a billionaire then some prize winner.

[Anonymous No.6757396]

>>6757383
>>6757389
>>6757393

Smh I believe that this is off topic tbqhwy fams
Plz stop sp itt ttyl
Make up and b tbfffl

[Anonymous No.6757398]

>>6757389
I've never been yelled at, I don't work for the types of people that do that and I've never fucked up in a production situation. I did spoke to sternly once when I was a little kid and didn't wrap some ethernet cables properly, but then I wasn't hired for that in the first place, I was hired to do software and that was spot on excellent, or so I'm told. In fact it's indians that really suck and can't write properly, they're cheap and easy.

I bet you defend the cheap and easy too?
Maybe occupy [insert shit here] from a few years ago?

[Anonymous No.6757403]

>>6757398
Amazing, you managed to defend yourself without referencing niggers. But you still can't manage to defend yourself without pointing to someone and saying "but at least I'm not X"

It's a start. Here is a cookie. At least it's not all black.

[Anonymous No.6757408]

>>6757403
But I did, I referenced cheap and easy sand niggers.

[Anonymous No.6757420]

Welcome to /ck/

[Anonymous No.6757426]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6757456]

>>6754554
Nobody said force feeding others chocolates you cock gobbler

[Anonymous No.6757630]

>>6756953
they'd better be

[Anonymous No.6757701]

>>6755055
That works too I guess

[Anonymous No.6757704]

>>6755711
All of those are common side effects of breathing too

[Anonymous No.6758334]

>>6754537

[Anonymous No.6758343]

>OP trying to lose his virginity