/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6754398]

How do you eat your Oreos? Taking off one end and scraping off the creme? Biting it whole? Dipping it in milk?

[Anonymous No.6754409]

Dip half in milk, bite.

Dip half of remaining half in milk, bite.

Submerge remaining quarter in milk, masticate.

[Anonymous No.6754427]

take 6 cookies put them in glass of milk let them turn to mush stir oreo flavored milk with bits of oreo in it mmmm tasty. Or stick whole cookie in milk l keep spoon under it weight tell it sinks eat fully shaped liquid cookie

[Anonymous No.6754430]

take a bite
drink some milk with oreo still in mouth
chew and swallow
I don't dip anymore, I like my oreo crunchy when I chew it

[Anonymous No.6755108]

>>6754398
I put a bunch of them in a bowl, add milk and stir

I then eat the delicious Oreo slurry with a spoon

[Anonymous No.6755137]

in the dark, under a blanket, cramming them in whole and chewing them up with frantic granding and gnashing while I huff through my nose and make little noises like a distressed small animal. I can usually do a whole row before I can't take the of chemically bleahced shortening and fake chocolate taste anymore and then I cry until I'm ready to purge them

[Anonymous No.6755143]

>>6754398
Don't make me post lotus girl, that's for /b.

[Anonymous No.6755183]

>>6754398

Why would you ever even consider eating such hideous crap?

[Anonymous No.6755186]

>>6755183
Quality post, thank you for contributing to this board's quality by shitposting instead of not responding to threads you don't like.

[Anonymous No.6755190]

>>6755186

fuck off to >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.6755191]

>>6755186

Oreos are inedible shit. Why is this even on /ck/? Sorry if I melted your precious snowflake sensibilities, but, Jesus, make some homemade cookies and your life will be a lot better than eating supermarket crap. That's not cooking.

[Anonymous No.6755344]

Eat one half of the cookie, same to the second one, create double stuffed oreo.
Then cry myself to sleep because I could have spent that money on flour and butter and sugar instead to make myself some nice cookies.

[Anonymous No.6755360]

>>6755191
> /ck/ - Food & Cooking
> Food & Cooking
> Food
Full Definition of FOOD

1
a : material consisting essentially of protein, carbohydrate, and fat used in the body of an organism to sustain growth, repair, and vital processes and to furnish energy; also : such food together with supplementary substances (as minerals, vitamins, and condiments)

[Anonymous No.6755406]

>>6754398
In milkshakes

[Anonymous No.6755480]

just in case anyone is in the dark

[Anonymous No.6755601]

>>6754398
Why wouldn't you follow the instructions? You have to follow the instructions. First you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it. My mom says chocolate isn't good for dogs, but you can have the rest of the milk.

Easy.

[Anonymous No.6755621]

>>6754398
>scrape off disgusting sugary vegetable shortening that makes your mouth greasy
>enjoy slightly bitter crunchy cookie

can i get oreos without the gross filling?

[Anonymous No.6755660]

>>6754430

I do this half the time and other half I just eat it straight up and wash it down with milk, or I dip it.

By the way, Benton's sandwich cookies at Aldi taste a lot like Oreo's and they're only like a buck and a half.

[Anonymous No.6755661]

>>6755480

Is this for people who don't want milk on their fingertips?

[Anonymous No.6755668]

>>6755480
That is fucking genius

[Anonymous No.6755672]

>>6755480
Enjoy biting on metal.

[Anonymous No.6755690]

>>6755672
>doesn't know how to eat with a fork

[Anonymous No.6755720]

>>6754398
I eat them normally. I used to be a pig so I limit myself to only eating 1 row of oreos per snack time.

[Anonymous No.6755730]

>>6755191
r u mad

[Anonymous No.6755733]

>>6755720
>I limit myself to only eating 1 row of oreos per snack time

I do this too. Then I think about that skit in it's always sunny where they're spying on the lawyer and talk about a fat lady eating an entire sleeve of Oreos

[Anonymous No.6755735]

>>6755730
For you.

[Anonymous No.6755737]

yes I dunk them in milk

[Anonymous No.6755747]

>>6754398
I put as many as i can into my mouth and then chew and swallow them at once
feels awesome

[Anonymous No.6755761]

>>6754398
I dip them in strawberry flavoured kefir.

[Anonymous No.6755779]

>>6754398
Before I start I always drop a cookie in milk and do my usual thing with the others. Then at the end drink that delicious mud at the bottom

[Anonymous No.6756980]

I was given one of these years ago as part of some promotion, don't even like oreos, can't eat more than three in one sitting

[Anonymous No.6756985]

>>6754398

[Anonymous No.6756987]

>>6756980
That looks pretty kinky. I could have some fun with that and a few girls I know.

[Anonymous No.6757018]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtS0z9Wgno

[Anonymous No.6757029]

Take off one end, scape off the cream on the other part, throw the cream away, bite the cookies, take a sip of milk, let it get soft a bit, etc.

[Anonymous No.6757046]

Who /chewychipsahoy/ here?

[Anonymous No.6757053]

>melt white chocolate over double boiler
>dip double stuff'd Oreos to coat and let dry on wire rack
I don't get Oreos often, but I do this every time I do.

Tried them like this at a place that did all in-house chocolates and desserts and I never looked back.

[Anonymous No.6757202]

throw them in the trash and buy a biscuit that doesn't taste like shit

[Anonymous No.6757255]

>>6756987
You don't know any girls

[Anonymous No.6757257]

>>6757255
What a great burn anon. You sure showed him.

[Anonymous No.6758411]

>>6757046
Microwave them for a few seconds

[Anonymous No.6758445]

>>6757202
>biscuit

[Anonymous No.6758456]

>>6755191
you do realize it's okay to eat supermarket food sometimes, right? besides oreos are a classic

[Anonymous No.6758463]

>>6755661
OR the dust that comes from touching the dry cookie, mind you.

[Anonymous No.6758469]

I eat only when I watch oreimo

[Anonymous No.6758474]

>>6754398
>eating oreos
>0+2015

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