>we believe in the product we just don't believe in you

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Anonymous Thu Aug 6 18:55:33 2015 No.6752663 [Reply] [Original]

>we believe in the product we just don't believe in you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 19:13:11 2015 No.6752688 >>6752663 Looking forward to this

>>	TomatoGlazed Thu Aug 6 21:31:29 2015 No.6752977 >>6752688 Oh fuck me too. I'm actually excited to see this break down

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:39:39 2015 No.6752994 File: 336 KB, 647x400, JUST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 21:44:22 2015 No.6753005 So can we talk about how stupid he is? Do you think he has any idea that he's a shitty cook, or is he as unaware as he seems?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 6 22:09:24 2015 No.6753075 >>6753005 Maybe he figure it out after being bbqcucked by a championship pit master

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 01:58:50 2015 No.6753589 Is that a holy hand grenade?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 04:21:37 2015 No.6753863 bumping for the king

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 08:23:49 2015 No.6754188 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk JUICY!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 08:58:45 2015 No.6754221 File: 21 KB, 265x308, 1423673101796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6753005 The raw chicken gets me every time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 09:44:41 2015 No.6754263 >>6754221 link pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:05:34 2015 No.6754290 >>6754263 literally any recipe involving chicken he also can't seem to cook burgers

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 10:20:28 2015 No.6754306 >>6754290 You really didn't need to add "burgers" at the end there

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:13:55 2015 No.6754401 File: 142 KB, 1249x684, 1438229264351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw that bison burger he made

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:32:08 2015 No.6754450 >>6754188 He's the definition of a moisty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 11:44:15 2015 No.6754489 >>6752688 Is anybody streaming it?

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:12:29 2015 No.6754738

>>6753589
No.
I don't know the English name, but it's called "Reichsapfel" (literally "Apple of the empire") in German, since it kinda resembles an apple. It's a symbol of reign, authority and domination over the land and supposed to be a christian cross combined with a globe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:13:29 2015 No.6754739 >>6752663 >>6752688 >>6754489 What's happening?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:20:01 2015 No.6754753 >>6753589 >>6754738 Yes, it's the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:52:58 2015 No.6754846 http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-all-new-tuesday-10p-etpt/

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:54:06 2015 No.6754849
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>>6754846

After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce, Butch and Rooster put him to the test against the top pitmaster in West Texas. Later, a single mother tries to sell the investors on a website that helps parents save for their child’s college education.

Ohhhhhh, boiiii dis gun be goooooood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 13:56:14 2015 No.6754856 File: 21 KB, 426x240, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6754846 >>6754849 Full episode online yet????

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:13:19 2015 No.6754899 >>6754221 It is juice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:33:36 2015 No.6754950 >>6754856 Doesn't air until tuesday

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:38:40 2015 No.6754964 >>6754849 Jesus christ that's one of the most pretentious and fussy sounding preparations I have ever seen. I feel like I'm reading that faggot's daily meals thing with the activated almonds again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 14:48:30 2015 No.6754987 >>6754401 please god link

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 15:30:17 2015 No.6755085 >>6754987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:23:43 2015 No.6755897 File: 117 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_its_cuckin_raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6755085 >>6754987 >>6754401

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:37:23 2015 No.6755934 >>6754188 Literally would not feed any of those to my dog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:41:03 2015 No.6755941 File: 13 KB, 640x712, 1415141954534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6754950 >tfw this will likely be the last piece of media I consume before I move to Japan

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:43:27 2015 No.6755947 >>6755085 >>6755897 I hate this guy. I felt bad for him at first but now I just hate him

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:49:59 2015 No.6755963 >>6755941 Are you going to teach English or what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:52:05 2015 No.6755972 >>6755963 I'm WOOFing for 3 months, doing a visa run, coming back, and WOOFing for 3 more months

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 21:57:17 2015 No.6755989 File: 359 KB, 522x471, 1432665565863.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6755085 >slaps the bison meat around >"Beautiful" >SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:04:47 2015 No.6756013

>>6755897
I've always hid the youtube threads (reason: i lurked a joey thread once) after seeing the previous jack thread about him being on television i lurked again and i watched the ice water burger vid that was linked
I am now obsessed and have the episode set on my dvr

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:09:02 2015 No.6756029 >>6755085 >cold pan Just fucking kill this guy already

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 7 22:23:36 2015 No.6756061 >>6756013 Yeah Joey is on another level. It's like watching animal abuse, but Ja/ck/ is just an entertaining train wreck. Also you will probably grow to hate him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 01:35:42 2015 No.6756507 >>6753005 He's legit stupid. There's a video of him skyping with his brother talking about how reading is for dumb dumbs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 01:37:47 2015 No.6756511 >>6756507 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 02:54:34 2015 No.6756669 >>6755085 Why do people sub to him lol, 'I don"t get it'

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 02:56:46 2015 No.6756674 >>6755085 Canned and jarred everything ffs why.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 03:01:25 2015 No.6756683 >>6755085 >putting cheese on after taking it out of the pan, what the.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 04:53:27 2015 No.6756863 File: 1.05 MB, 1084x555, Jack's roux.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack just made quite the roux. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AL5x6T2_so

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 04:58:12 2015 No.6756866 >>6756863 >look at that nice crust >it's fucking burnt

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 05:18:37 2015 No.6756903 >>6756863 Why doesn't he ever wait for the pan to get hot? Even when he told the audience to wait for it - he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 07:14:16 2015 No.6757109 >>6756863 It looks pretty good. Anybody tried out the JAKATAK app yet? I don't have an iOS device

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 07:42:09 2015 No.6757154 >>6757109 He actually has an app?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 07:57:57 2015 No.6757172 File: 645 KB, 848x891, jackcucksitup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6756863

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 08:51:46 2015 No.6757256 File: 540 KB, 565x611, 1428387068253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6757172 >no it wasn't. Good try

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 09:09:02 2015 No.6757272 >>6755972 >WOOFing LMAO, Enjoy hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 09:16:18 2015 No.6757289 >>6755972 >>6757272 I looked up the urbandictionary for woofing but I can't be sure if it applies to you guys. Could you help me?

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 09:16:46 2015 No.6757290
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>>6756863
>burnt burgers
>dead roux
>overcooked egg

To be fair, I'm amazed his roux didn't come out darker, considering the butter was already browning by the time he even put flour in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 09:18:42 2015 No.6757293 >>6757172 >criticism glasses how dare you fucking aspies call him out on his billion fuck-ups, he's a great cook

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 09:22:02 2015 No.6757299 >>6756863 That pan is way to fucking hot. He has no fucking control over that roux at all. What a moron.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 11:32:02 2015 No.6757474 >>6756863 >can't even make a sunny-side up egg Holy shit, I did that when I was fucking TEN

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 11:37:55 2015 No.6757481 >>6757474 >>6757293 >>6757299 He has had a _cooking_ show for 7 years and still can't cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 11:58:03 2015 No.6757506 >>6757290 >that egg jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 12:08:24 2015 No.6757523 >>6757481 >"cook " >boiling a pork chop Select one and only one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 12:17:03 2015 No.6757537 >>6757154 The video says so.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 12:18:37 2015 No.6757542 >>6757537 I looked in the PlayStore and it's not there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 12:20:10 2015 No.6757547 >>6757542 That's why I said: >I don't have an iOS device It's only available in the Appstore for now and I'm really interested. I bet it's a cheap endless runner or something like Flappy Bird

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 12:49:40 2015 No.6757615 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hJnH-t9GiLs i will just leave this here

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 13:03:07 2015 No.6757645
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>>6757615
I come from poutine land, I even lived in Drummondville the so-called birthplace of poutine.
WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with anglos?!!! it's not a beef based sauce it's a chicken based sauce.
And you don't have FRESH cheese curds, you don't have a poutine. Call it disco fries, cheesy fries, shit on starchy penise with chees, but not poutine. Shredded cheese, common man, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 13:03:42 2015 No.6757648 File: 104 KB, 640x559, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6757154 He's fucking illiterate.

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 13:07:03 2015 No.6757655

>>6756511
is he entirely unaware of the recent 50 Shades of Grey / TFIOS hype. They're not great books, but reading is still a popular hobby. In fact, it's probably more popular than ever because the literacy rates were so low centuries ago (when he claims all worthwhile books were written).

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 13:07:43 2015 No.6757657 >>6757615 AH FUCK what a shit fuck, he can't even fry fries! >that big clump of fried together fries AHAAAAA you put the hot sauce on the cheese to warm it you fat fuck!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 13:12:22 2015 No.6757662 >>6756511 >all the books my son reads are from the last century. Did anybody write a book in the last 100 years or what? >Right, but that's okay because school is from the last century what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 14:49:26 2015 No.6757860 >>6757645 >getting mad about how bottom-tier junkfood eaten primarily by drunk people is prepared Almost as bad as those faggots who get uppity about hot dogs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 15:10:16 2015 No.6757899 File: 335 KB, 495x585, king ja-ck- and loli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would /ck/ do if you came across King Ja/ck/ in public?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 15:17:45 2015 No.6757920 >>6757899 Nothing. I believe in his BBQ but not in him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 15:19:57 2015 No.6757925 >>6757899 Say hi and buy him something from chik fil a

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:06:43 2015 No.6758021 >>6757899 other than him being fat, what's wrong with his appearance? i can't put my finger on it but he just looks like some deformed inbred fuck in all of his pictures and ESPECIALLY his old videos

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:10:32 2015 No.6758030

>>6758021
Being fat does a lot to change your appearance. When you think of a fat person, people tend to think of their big bellies, and don't think about how fat changes the shape of your face. It erases your jawline, it swells your cheeks, and it narrows your eyes. It makes you look like a parody of a human being.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:17:24 2015 No.6758050 >>6758021 >wearing a hat to cover his bald head >goatee >necklace

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:37:40 2015 No.6758144 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oA0zzFV1I3Q check out des skills

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:42:42 2015 No.6758152 >>6758144 >11 minutes of microwave tips it just keeps getting better fam

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 16:59:43 2015 No.6758200 File: 98 KB, 300x203, joeysback11-300x203[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2 jack threads on the front page why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 17:08:39 2015 No.6758217 >>6757289 WOOF meaning working holiday visa

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:09:08 2015 No.6758409 >>6758144 Drinking game. Take a shot every time he says beautiful.

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:24:11 2015 No.6758436

>>6757899
I,d spit on him
Then bully him, shouting to him that he's fat, that he has a small dick
Then I'd push him hard in the chest, until he falls
Then I'd jump him and tommy gun his face with my fist
> bloop bloop bloop bloop
Then when the police would come Id say he started it, he touched my junk and was harrassing children
Then I'd just walk away from the pool of blood and go home
Then I'd open my computer
> 4chan.org/ck/catalog
And press F5 until the next post on Bobandy and his cheesburgers appears

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:43:07 2015 No.6758489 >>6758200 He's about to get humiliated on television.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 18:52:52 2015 No.6758506 >>6757615 >doesn't know what a cheese curd really is >'maybe some of you can explain what it is' Nothing worse than I host who asks the audience what the hell they're doing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:08:39 2015 No.6758539 >>6758436 He isn't the most likeable guy but there's no reason to mistreat someone like that who hasn't hurt anyone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:14:59 2015 No.6758557 >>6757615 Jesus. I remember the episode where someone requested that he make poutine, and he didn't even know how to pronounce it. Apparently he doesn't even understand the ingredients. How the fuck people listen to this guy is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:15:56 2015 No.6758562 File: 327 KB, 940x705, 2fc68f46fb4e13779e865b2856a92664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Oh look, it's a medium-rare

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:17:57 2015 No.6758569 File: 312 KB, 555x468, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758562 But look at how juicy it is, anon BEAUTIFUL!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:24:50 2015 No.6758583 >>6758562 Doesn't look too bad, but yeah not medium rare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:26:36 2015 No.6758588 File: 79 KB, 244x196, Run.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post yfw you come home on your birthday and your mom says "As a present this year we contacted that youtube chef, Jack, that you're watching all the time to come and cook you dinner!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:27:02 2015 No.6758590 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WRC7HXBJpU i will just leave this here also.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:29:51 2015 No.6758598 File: 238 KB, 447x453, yes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758588

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:43:19 2015 No.6758628 >>6758539 he came into my life with his shitty videos. I surely dodn't invited him!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:43:43 2015 No.6758629 >>6758588 I would be more shocked that my mom knows what I watch on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:45:07 2015 No.6758633 >>6758629 She says she looked through your internet history, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:45:13 2015 No.6758634 >>6758590 ... those salads men.... fuck...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:48:34 2015 No.6758645 You know that gif of him pouring what appears to be salsa on top of butter? What's the source on that, can't seem to find the video

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:51:48 2015 No.6758656 >>6758645 It's cream cheese, but I don't have the link im afraid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:52:09 2015 No.6758658 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, JackDip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758645 Football Finger Food, and it's cream cheese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:54:37 2015 No.6758662 File: 125 KB, 280x260, 1426713588682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758633 >She says she looked through your internet history, Anon. mfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 19:54:41 2015 No.6758663 File: 222 KB, 443x750, 1435807574555.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758656 >>6758658 thanks, lads

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:04:59 2015 No.6758825 >>6757899 I'd lure him into a phone booth with some of Aunt Myrna's Cheese Salad and then close it, lock it and pump noxious fart fumes into it until he passed out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:12:18 2015 No.6758840 this isn't jack but it's a jack tier recipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUnLUV9crFA

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:19:18 2015 No.6758857 >>6758840 What the fuck am I watching? This is the god damn worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:26:26 2015 No.6758873 >>6758840 This sounds like satire

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 21:43:50 2015 No.6758900 >>6758840 I would do this. 10/10 perfect execution. Entertaining couple of fellas, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:03:25 2015 No.6758961 File: 1.55 MB, 400x286, 1433636469764.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that literal bitstrips profile picture

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:05:16 2015 No.6758969 Shouldn't Jack's Saturday video be up by now Has Jack gone off the rails?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:41:01 2015 No.6759045 >>6758021 He always looks like how Pepe would look if pepe was a person and not a frog

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:41:56 2015 No.6759048 Who here having /breakfast of champions/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT-Z2AMzw3w

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:49:14 2015 No.6759062 File: 73 KB, 480x960, 71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6758658 >calling quesadillas "cheese crisps"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:51:55 2015 No.6759071 File: 8 KB, 225x225, gg m8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6759045 >implying that's a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 22:52:55 2015 No.6759075 >>6759045 >>6759071 Jack is truly the rarest of all Pepes

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:15:07 2015 No.6759139

>>6756507
People talk about that one a lot, but I'm surprised not many people picked up on the moment where Jack says that he believes that being gay is a choice. His brother asks him if Jack made the conscious choice to be attracted to women instead of men, and Jack says that yes, he did make that choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:24:39 2015 No.6759163 >>6755085 >doesn't know what a bison is does this guy live on the fucking moon?

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:32:07 2015 No.6759178

If you guys are gluttons for punishment, then watch Jack attempt to make yorkshire puddings. It is quite possibly the video with the worst and most fuckups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

Also, I remember seeing a video of his where he accidentally mixes a fly into his ingredients, but I can't for the life of me remember which video it was. Anyone have any clues?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:34:07 2015 No.6759182 >>6759048 > Cooking eggs in a cold pan Is this man a child?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:37:43 2015 No.6759189 >>6759048 >you can tell starbucks to stand on one leg, and stir to the left, and they'll do it! Jesus, this guy this guy must be even more unbearable in real life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:37:43 2015 No.6759190 >>6759163 He took his kid out of school and moved to Arizona because they were gonna give his kid sex ed. He's one of those people who is openly proud of being ignorant and unintelligent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:37:54 2015 No.6759191 >>6759178 This one was so bad he made an apology vid along with a redo

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:38:53 2015 No.6759194 So why has nobody started making some Best-of-Jack compilation videos or filmed the gobsmacked reactions of their friends who love cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:40:02 2015 No.6759195 >>6759190 Arizona? They moved to Tennessee

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:40:29 2015 No.6759199 >>6759195 ? He clearly lives in a fucking desert. Where in Tennessee does he live?

Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:42:24 2015 No.6759201
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>>6759194
None of us have 'friends', Anon.

I would like to see a compilation video, but it would be limited, because a lot of his biggest fuckups aren't small moments. They're a long process of a small initial misunderstanding rolling out of control throughout the video, or just lots of little fuckups that add up into one disasterous dish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:44:44 2015 No.6759204 >>6759199 I think somewhere near Murfreesboro or Nashville

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:46:02 2015 No.6759207 >>6759204 Wherever it is he has clearly sucked the life out of it and rendered it barren and arid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:50:50 2015 No.6759220 >>6759048 >5 minutes of shit no one cares about before the cooking starts in an 11 minute video why

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:52:27 2015 No.6759223 >>6759048 >six splenda Holy shit, why even get coffee

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:55:37 2015 No.6759230 >>6759048 >when I flip my eggs Proceeds to mangle the fuck out of said egg

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 8 23:59:02 2015 No.6759239 >>6756511 both of these boring, ugly idiots are a caricature of middle age I lay awake at and worry I'll become. Just the kind of person you take one look at and know you won't give a fuck about whatever comes out of their mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:15:37 2015 No.6759280 >>6759139 LMFAO, link please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:19:14 2015 No.6759295 >>6759280 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVaXElbqI8 It starts around 40 seconds in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:20:46 2015 No.6759300 >>6758658 the slomo gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:22:47 2015 No.6759307 >>6759295 Good God I didn't know how deep this guy's retardation went. Also what the fuck, that shitty hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:25:11 2015 No.6759310 File: 11 KB, 327x388, 1402008468473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6759048 >2:59 >apologizes to the box

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:28:30 2015 No.6759321 >>6758436 You're not going to snatch his cap from his head and see how bald he is? Then ask don't you wish your back were this hairless?

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:37:52 2015 No.6759340

>>6759295
Someone needs to take Jack's "I'm gay!" scream along with some other lines from the video ("I pick out my wife's clothes and stuff") and put it into a remix of sorts.

Perhaps contrasted with his stupid bickering with his wife in the Disney World video where he's creeping on people's turkey legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:40:16 2015 No.6759347 >>6757172 >rue It's fucking roux.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:41:00 2015 No.6759350 >>6759340 >the Disney World video where he's creeping on people's turkey legs. Oh lord, link please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 00:56:37 2015 No.6759377 >>6759223 i put six splendas in my giant iced coffees tastes better

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 01:10:24 2015 No.6759403

>>6759295
Ugh, I used to just be mildly annoyed by this guy, but this video just made genuinely hate him now. It's not even that he's anti-gay, I know plenty of anti-gay people who don't necessarily piss me off. It's his willful ignorance.
>"did you choose to be straight?"
>".......yeah"
He fucking knows that he wasn't winning this argument and chose to lie with that smug ass look on his face acting as if he proved himself right.

Sorry, I know I'm sperging out, but this shit just pisses me off. Bigotry I can mostly ignore, but having such willful ignorance that you'll lie to yourself just for the sake of proving to others that you're not a retarded sack of shit, while trying to act smug and...well fuck, I think I just realized everyone's issue with Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 01:23:21 2015 No.6759424 >>6759403 fuck you I chose to be straight. Just like I can choose to suck a shemale cock if I wanted to, but I don't because I'm not gay. moron

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 01:24:00 2015 No.6759427 File: 1.07 MB, 266x268, 1431035622687.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6757655 >reading is still a popular hobby >hobby

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 01:27:03 2015 No.6759432 >>6759295 this other guy is terrible at arguing, and jack makes him look like a genius.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 02:03:08 2015 No.6759527 >>6756863 HAHA, what the fuck? You can hear him clicking as he does the voice over, he's obviously reading from the recipe he plagiarized. Why do youtube cooks take others recipe's instead of making their own?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 02:20:59 2015 No.6759561 >>6759424 >had to choose to be straight You were born to be gay anon. Embrace it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 02:27:08 2015 No.6759569 >>6759527 Because they're home cooks and not Chefs. I don't expect them to be innovative most of the time. Even if they aren't Jack-tier retards that don't even know how to pronounce the food they're making, I don't expect much from them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 03:59:27 2015 No.6759696 How can you all stand to watch this shit? Do you like cringe videos that much? The guy can't cook a single dish without fucking up several times. This shit is painful to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 04:44:10 2015 No.6759754 >>6757172 To his credit his oil was already really dark after cooking the burgers and the mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 05:16:14 2015 No.6759803 File: 766 KB, 720x1280, beautyful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6756866

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 05:41:21 2015 No.6759846 >>6759696 He's so bad it's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 05:56:49 2015 No.6759881 >>6756863 He almost injured himself trying to say "Worcestershire"

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 06:51:05 2015 No.6759959

Jack is an asshole. It's one thing to be a bad cook, but he never acknowledges his mistakes until he's called out on it. Everything he makes is "beautiful". I'd have more respect for him if he immediately said "I fucked up". He might get tired though since it happens in every fucking video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 07:06:07 2015 No.6759971 >>6758539 If anybody actually follows any of his chicken cooking advice they'll probably die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 07:27:50 2015 No.6760001 >>6759347 Well done, chef.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 07:36:19 2015 No.6760010 >>6759403 It was a considerable effort, but yes, I too chose to keep being straight

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 07:40:59 2015 No.6760015 >>6759045 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 08:29:40 2015 No.6760086 File: 781 KB, 1646x1558, 1430240560965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6752663

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 09:35:47 2015 No.6760181 >>6758658 I don't know why people are hating on this one, that shit is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 10:08:08 2015 No.6760237 >>6754846 Holy shit this is going to be great. Those Texas dudes are going to rip him limb from limb for that shitty sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:49:29 2015 No.6760628 >>6759178 >comments are disabled for this video I'm not fucking surprised. Without a doubt THE worst Yorkshire puds I've ever seen in my life and I've fucked them up plenty of times myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:56:00 2015 No.6760658 >>6755085 That burger is fucking raw.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 12:57:34 2015 No.6760665 >>6754846 >that shot of Jack inhaling a lungful of BBQ smoke and hacking it up everywhere like it was his first time smoking weed Absolutely fucking glorious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:01:25 2015 No.6760677 >hurr they gunna make me look bad Yea, "they're" gonna make you look bad. It wasn't your pathetic faggotry.....

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:07:54 2015 No.6760701 >>6754188 >Rare burgers I had to cut it there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:09:58 2015 No.6760712 File: 10 KB, 225x225, 1439042751351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6754306

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:12:14 2015 No.6760721 >>6758840 these guys must be like 40 you can't be this old and this sad at the same time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:19:08 2015 No.6760751 File: 179 KB, 444x342, juck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6754846 >He's got the best barbecue sauce in the world and he's never barbecued before!? >Self-styled Godfather of barbecue sauce This will live up to the hype

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 13:21:55 2015 No.6760764 File: 163 KB, 1280x720, Jack-Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6759075 >>6759071 >>6759045

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:29:57 2015 No.6760958 File: 102 KB, 889x533, nou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:31:36 2015 No.6760964 >>6760086 what a sad sad sad twisted mind he is

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:32:52 2015 No.6760968 >>6760086 what's wrong with the grated parmesan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:35:11 2015 No.6760979 >>6760968 It's being put on top of the worst french onion soup ever made https://youtu.be/nq4hG6qgyPs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:37:47 2015 No.6760985 >>6760979 This guy is such a joke

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:44:57 2015 No.6761003

>>6760979
he used white wine for french onion soup? thats one of my favorite things to make and I've never even considered doing that. do other people use it?

>he doesn't drink alcohol
bet he took his wife's wine and she got pissed she cant get drunk that night

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:46:07 2015 No.6761005 File: 764 KB, 674x504, 1437767738242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6760979 >if you are under 21, make sure to get your parents permission to cook with wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 14:51:43 2015 No.6761015 >>6761003 by that I meant I always use red wine

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 15:05:38 2015 No.6761052 File: 1.13 MB, 1277x719, you can pinpoint the moment where Jack realizes his cooking is terrible.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] He really is a complete failure of a human being.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 15:08:14 2015 No.6761062

>>6757272
I'm working in a restaurant, so it'll be alright.
>>6757289
It's basically exchanging labor for a place to stay/eat in a foreign country. You pay for your flight, transport to the place, etc., and they take care of you while you're there for a period of time that you agree on for as long as you're willing to work for them. It's pretty cool.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 15:09:16 2015 No.6761067

>>6752663
>goes to dysney world
>super excited to try "the worlds" food at epcot
>gets disappointed its not amazing
>gets mad at his son for liking a sausage he didn't like
>gets made fun of by wife
>teenage son gets his face painted

jesus christ that is easily his best/worst video

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 15:11:48 2015 No.6761077 >>6760979 >this is A+ material

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 15:53:52 2015 No.6761207 >>6761067 link?

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:00:38 2015 No.6761223
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>>6761207
this is the only one I watched but I guess there's a few more of him in orlando

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0&index=3&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:21:23 2015 No.6761300 >>6761223 sweet mother of everlasting fuck, you didn't mention that he drowned the fucking hotdog in mustard. i'm fucking out

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:24:50 2015 No.6761314 File: 2.18 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6761300 make sure you watch until he creeps on the italian ice lady or whatever it was this scene this >frickin mess >you married that mess

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:25:06 2015 No.6761317 >>6756863 Disgusting. Looks like one of those shit Loco Mocos they sell at L&L.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:28:45 2015 No.6761331 File: 4 KB, 200x200, 1396754887376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6761223 >oh anime >I. Love. Anime. >aw pikachu >what anime do you guys watch? any weebs able to make fun of the anime he lists that he watches?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:38:22 2015 No.6761358 >>6761223 >>6761300 >>6761314 Top kek. He got called out by his own son or whoever that guy is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:41:04 2015 No.6761368 >>6759048 Decent tip about the bacon. I fucking hate wrinkly bacon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:51:37 2015 No.6761405 >>6761314 That fatty neckroll. The longer I stare the worse it gets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:53:48 2015 No.6761419 File: 1.67 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6761405

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 16:58:53 2015 No.6761432 File: 20 KB, 320x320, avatar.jpg.320x320px.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think what really makes people hate jacks face is the fact that he has this absurd under-bite which gives him this bulldoggish face

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:00:17 2015 No.6761439 >>6761331 >Blue Exorcist Shonenshit >Kara?? No fucking clue what that could be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:05:18 2015 No.6761462 >>6761439 Maybe Karas? Isn't that mecha shit or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:07:08 2015 No.6761468 File: 2.32 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I don't believe these are authentic country recipes >at a fucking food court >in a fucking amusement park >in fucking florida >its all just meh >no son it needs more SPICES

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:11:21 2015 No.6761485 File: 2.33 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hi complete stranger >I just complained very loudly about the price of a turkey leg >can I get disgusting close to yours now>

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:31:09 2015 No.6761538 >>6761314 Mfw that face paint guy calls him out >maybe because it's drowning in mustard >it doesn't need spices, it needs 100% less mustard

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:41:37 2015 No.6761566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg >had a stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:43:18 2015 No.6761569 >>6761538 you forgot something faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:43:47 2015 No.6761573 Post jack videos of stuff you would actually eat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwHT2SuNOi8

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:44:02 2015 No.6761575 >>6761566 I hope he washed his hands after

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 17:44:27 2015 No.6761577 >>6761566 I would've thought he had that before he ever made the videos because his face has always been so lopsided

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:06:47 2015 No.6761640 >>6761569 Did I?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:12:14 2015 No.6761658 >>6761640 very clearly yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:12:55 2015 No.6761660 File: 160 KB, 500x464, jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6760764

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:25:55 2015 No.6761710 >>6761573 >no replies

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:28:11 2015 No.6761718 Ever wonder why he has a washer and dryer in his kitchen?

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:34:10 2015 No.6761739
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>>6761718
He explained this

His house was old as balls and when it was created the woman was meant to be the cook and shit I guess and so they wanted the woman in the kitchen to have easier access to the laundry stuff or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:36:00 2015 No.6761743 >>6761718 That gets brought up a lot and I know it's weird in America, but that's totally 100% normal for me as a Brit, except for the part about owning a dryer. He probably has air conditioning and a pool as well, the fucking weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:36:41 2015 No.6761746 >>6761566 >blames his stroke on the coffee and energy drink he drank YEAH THAT'S TOTALLY WHY YOU GOT A STROKE YOU FAT FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:37:08 2015 No.6761748 >>6760979 Chardonnay is not dry..

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:45:18 2015 No.6761787 >>6759295 He looks gay in that hat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:46:06 2015 No.6761795 >>6761573 I hope you're kidding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:48:46 2015 No.6761802 >>6761748 it is after you leave it on the clothes line to dry, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:52:16 2015 No.6761818 >>6755085 >189k subscribers why the fuck does this man have so many subscribers? people can't actually take him seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:54:20 2015 No.6761831 >>6761818 Apparently he does. He always gets fan mail and shit.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:56:08 2015 No.6761835

>>6761818
There have been convincing arguments made that he paid for a lot of those subscribers, but then again, some also convincing counter arguments that it's not an unreasonable number for the amount of time he's been consistently putting out videos. It could just be that a lot of those subscribers are abandoned accounts, because the subscriber count is WAY higher than the number of views on each video would suggest.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 18:57:52 2015 No.6761844

>>6761818
I wondered about this a while ago and I think its partially our fault really. we get a bunch of people to watch his videos at once with a thread which likely bumps it up on the jewtube front page or recommendations or something which gets more people just to click on it and it snowballs from there would be my guess.

his popular ones that we hate have millions of views while other ones have far fewer

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:31:59 2015 No.6761970 >>6761818 I subscribed to him recently. No point in waiting around for a new cuck thread on /ck/ all of the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:33:15 2015 No.6761976 >>6761223 >that redhead at 0:54

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:40:46 2015 No.6761998 >>6761835 >There have been convincing arguments made that he paid for a lot of those subscribers like what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:45:20 2015 No.6762018 >>6761067 He's kind of a short rude prick to his son all the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:51:37 2015 No.6762039 >>6760979 >makes soup in a pan >a fucking pan >one teaspoon >uses a regular fucking spoon >salt and pepper helps >no fucking shit lardass

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:53:08 2015 No.6762049 >>6761998 Like that he has a lot of them, but relatively few views on each video, which is consistent with someone who has paid to pad their subscriber count.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:55:04 2015 No.6762057 it's disaster porn that's why people watch it

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 19:55:17 2015 No.6762058 >>6760628 I'm never calling them anything other than puds ever again thank you so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:15:10 2015 No.6762130 >>6761223 wow hes dads a fucking asshole at like 4:25 onwards

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:23:41 2015 No.6762153 >>6761223 >wife: what a mess >son: you married that mess kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:45:56 2015 No.6762225 >>6761818 He's buying subscribers dude he's had 10000 new subs in the last 6 weeks or so abd his average views are still less than joeys and joey only has 35 thousand subs

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:48:54 2015 No.6762237 >>6762225 probably bought them in anticipation of his shitty show airing

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:51:46 2015 No.6762249 >>6761658 I can't see it... I don't know what you mean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 20:53:00 2015 No.6762253 >>6762249 then youre very new and should lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:06:28 2015 No.6762289 >>6761062 How do I into WOOF?

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:30:17 2015 No.6762358

>>6762289
You wanna go to Japan? Or do you wanna go somewhere else? The WWOOF Japan website is wwoofjapan.com I think it's like $55 to sign up, and you can set up your profile and all that good stuff immediately, and start looking for hosts. Make sure the host presented ID to the WWOOF Japan office (it'll say so on their profile) It's important to remember that you may not get messages back from every host, so you should message a new one every few days if you don't get a response, but let them know that you did message another host before them and are waiting to hear back before you can definitely commit. Plan in advance, and have fun. Also, read and respect the rules and guidelines. They're important, and I believe legally binding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:31:47 2015 No.6762362 >>6762289 OH and watch your visa restrictions. Plan with them in mind. You don't wanna be told you can't go back to the country you're WWOOFing in at the airport on your way out for overstaying your visa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:38:04 2015 No.6762374 >>6762358 >legally binding what consideration does the jap give? its probably only binding if you fuck them over and go with some other jap host. thats not the point but I'm just adding some information

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:46:41 2015 No.6762395 File: 1.74 MB, 1680x878, スクリーンショット 2015-05-29 0.43.44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey did you guys ever notice how you tend to get hungry at around 1am?? It's a weird coincidence, huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:52:23 2015 No.6762414 Parenting with Jack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh6nbN22Ap8

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:54:05 2015 No.6762417 >>6762395 Fuck you Ken! You ruined our beloved Joey!

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:56:16 2015 No.6762426
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>>6762417

Hahaha, yes I did! And I'll be coming for Jack next! Just you watch /ck/ I'll take a bite out of crime the crime being, bad food reviewers who need an education in fun (ex. Pickles)

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:56:49 2015 No.6762428 >>6761566 >i'll never have caffiene again i'm pretty fucking sure i just saw him review coffee recently

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 21:57:26 2015 No.6762431 >>6762428 He drinks huge cups of coffee constantly, he is a fucking idiot.

Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:02:49 2015 No.6762452

>>6762374
They're just to make sure that you don't fuck your host over, that you don't overstay your visa, that you understand that you're entirely responsible for yourself while you're there, and that you understand that hey have no obligation to help you out in any circumstances that aren't listed in the exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:03:18 2015 No.6762457 File: 62 KB, 245x217, 1381322625440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6762414 god, this one hurts

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:05:42 2015 No.6762468 >>6762452 gotcha. I thought you meant the messaging parts might be legally binding. of course once you accept them and show up there it will be

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:11:21 2015 No.6762489 >>6762468 It's all for when you're in Japan. While you're in the States (or wherever you are) you're just subject to whatever laws your local laws are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:13:59 2015 No.6762495 >>6762489 yeah I wasn't sure if you were saying some ICC laws came into effect. the wording just threw me off

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:19:08 2015 No.6762516 >>6762495 I gotchya, my bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 22:24:17 2015 No.6762538 File: 95 KB, 846x846, 1439161014196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6754846

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 23:12:44 2015 No.6762721 >>6761573 I would try this after a few shots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIUNpgUKw4 Looks like good drunk food

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 23:15:21 2015 No.6762728 >>6762721 That's how NOLA food is mostly enjoyed anyways

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 9 23:27:33 2015 No.6762781 >>6759201 I haven't seen this clip. What's this from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 01:46:59 2015 No.6763162 >>6762253 Can you shut up? Are you shitting up the thread because he said "mfw" and didn't post an image? Maybe you need to do a little lurking yourself, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 01:51:33 2015 No.6763169 >>6762721 >asking a waiter if it's good the answer will always be 100% really enthusiastically "yes, it's really good"

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:01:37 2015 No.6763189

>>6759048
>I think I look like Al from toy story
top kek
You know, this guy looks like he's actually not such a bad person other than being a terrible cook. However, he'd get ripped apart if he was actually taught how to cook and realized everything he taught people was wrong. I wish he could magically learn how to cook.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:02:06 2015 No.6763193

>>6761573
I don't eat any thing with "bacon" or "explosion" in the title. Any food that includes bacon and has bacon in its title is fucking memeshit. Hassenpfeffer has bacon in it, Cobb Salad has bacon in it. If they were invented in post-2010 I bet idiots would call it "Bacon Rabbit" and "Bacon Salad Party".

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:03:06 2015 No.6763195 >>6762721 Legit would eat this drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:03:16 2015 No.6763196 >>6763189 He's just retarded. He's a dumb person. His poor decision making process and lack of self-awareness come from him being dumb.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:05:40 2015 No.6763201

>>6763196
What's weird is that despite being stupid, he's ambitious. Sure, he got shot down by the investors he was going after, and he got brushed off by the Food Network when he tried pitching them a show, but he's probably trying harder than most of the people making fun of him. Hell, the fact that two major chains carry his stupid sauces means that he's actually pulling something off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:05:47 2015 No.6763202 >>6763196 Holy fucking shit I just reached the part where he stabs the bacon with a fork repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:07:10 2015 No.6763203 >>6761660 Nice pepe anon, very rare.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 02:45:23 2015 No.6763306 >>6761818 >why the fuck does this man have so many subscribers? Hybristophilia

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 04:46:17 2015 No.6763496 >>6763162 Holy shit, thank you for clarifying what he meant, and how much of a fucking retard he is >Mfw I have no face

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 04:48:49 2015 No.6763500 >>6761660 Fucking saved

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 04:49:32 2015 No.6763503

>>6763201
Yeah, you don't need brain power to be generally ambitious, persistent, and hard working. That's the beauty of it all.

I like to compare Jack and Joey because they're both equally unintelligent. Jack is doing OK for himself; however, Joey is 40 years old, obese, unemployed, and lives with his aging mother. He is also probably a virgin.

Joey would probably be doing a hell of a lot better if he just never gave up at some point in his life. Jack is fucking dumb as a snail, but damn that quality of sheer ambition/persistence really is the great equalizer for man.

>life lessons from youtube food fatasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:33:33 2015 No.6763536 How can a man who has spent years trying to base a career around cooking/food be so utterly uninformed and inept? Fucking hell. Is he a literal retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:36:23 2015 No.6763538 >>6762414 is his child so incompetent that he can't use a fucking scissor? Jesus fuck, they use scissors in kindergarten ffs

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:36:25 2015 No.6763539 >>6756863 How often do you suppose he cleans that ring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:39:16 2015 No.6763540 >>6761067 This The single most embarrassing and depressing video I've seen in youtube. Truly awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:41:26 2015 No.6763543 >>6762721 >jar of cheap processed white sauce >jar of his shitty salsa Fuck me he's SUCH a pleb.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:44:04 2015 No.6763545

>>6763536

everything he does involves a slab of meat in some form and then a bunch of shit in plastic tubs from walmart and then drenching everything in oil or butter

you can't really expect him to learn anything when he is complacent in drowning himself in processed shit

>i like to do things like your average joe, a regular guy cooking regular food. a lazy man's approach

aka eating fat shit like a fatass

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:44:45 2015 No.6763548 File: 181 KB, 800x600, Cooking with Al.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some fresh OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 05:48:07 2015 No.6763555 >>6761223 >recording his family on holiday >his son pans into the back of the video 5:40 >he fucking turns the camera so he isnt in the shot Wow, jack is a fucking shitstain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 06:03:12 2015 No.6763567 File: 672 KB, 1366x768, Als sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6763548

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 07:14:43 2015 No.6763637 >>6762721 Fuck, I would love for someone like Gordon Ramsay watch his videos and someone film his reactions while he's yelling what he's doing wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 07:47:24 2015 No.6763671 >>6763503 It's actually pretty amazing how fragile Joey actually was If King Ja/ck/ was linked to this thread literally nothing would happen

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 08:01:37 2015 No.6763696 File: 366 KB, 641x416, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 08:03:07 2015 No.6763698 >>6763696 COOK

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 08:36:34 2015 No.6763731 >>6763698 MY

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 09:01:43 2015 No.6763754 >>6757645 Shut the fuck up, the original poutine was made with mozzarella.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 09:03:52 2015 No.6763758 >>6761743 I can't tell if you're trying to troll britcucks or if this is real and Britland really is a ridiculous caveman country without AC and pools.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 09:09:34 2015 No.6763762 >>6763567 I can't believe I actually see this shit on store shelves. Someone please tell me that no one is buying it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 09:42:46 2015 No.6763814 >>6763762 People buy it, but then again 30% of adults in the US have diabetes

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 10:30:37 2015 No.6763878 >>6763762 Could you review the 'gourmet seasoning' one please?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 10:48:08 2015 No.6763893 >>6758021 >>6759045 It's like if Dobson was a cook instead of a "cartoonist"

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 11:26:09 2015 No.6763943
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Jack adds a dead fly into this recipe when he pours in the butter, he doesn't notice and mixes it into the dough...

https://youtu.be/vQvYzk41U9k?t=2m18s

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 12:16:00 2015 No.6764027 >>6763943 >Breakdown for any episode 60% heavy breathing while attempting to speak 30% horrible mouth sounds while the mongoloid eats 10% weird angles while he smashes stuff with his ham-hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 12:17:40 2015 No.6764030 File: 989 KB, 500x452, 1412883653585.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6755085 That whole episode

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 13:34:55 2015 No.6764158 >>6757645 you sound like the people who get ass blasted about buffalo wings

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 13:41:24 2015 No.6764184 Has the thing aired yet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 13:55:48 2015 No.6764226 >>6764184 Tomorrow night. GET HYPE!!!!

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 13:58:16 2015 No.6764231
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I'm damn sure they edited in a way so it looks like the judges are saying:

>we believe in the product we just don't believe in you

but it was probably directed towards someone else's invention or venture.

Just putting that out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 14:02:46 2015 No.6764236 >>6758590 >Cooking with Jack show >Show >We wanted >We YOU FAT FUCK, YOU CANT COOK AND YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS A TRIPOD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 14:05:37 2015 No.6764244 >>6758590 This video has so much fucked up shit in it I won't even greentext. It's just fucked up man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 14:33:22 2015 No.6764316 >>6763555 >stop filming the bird! >>but ducks are awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:05:01 2015 No.6764413 >>6763762 What stores? I'm morbidly curious and what to try some.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 15:56:45 2015 No.6764589 >>6763762 Bear in mind 99% of people buying it have no idea who Jack is, they just like the packaging.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 16:43:18 2015 No.6764766

>>6764231

that's usually how TV works, but I really doubt much is edited with jack's episode. the other contestant airing tomorrow is a single mom so i doubt the cucks would say something like that to her.

along with that "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" clip, i'm expecting jack to be completely buried

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 16:44:52 2015 No.6764776 >>6764231 This, reality shows do it all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 17:47:48 2015 No.6765023 File: 377 KB, 494x594, Screen Shot 2015-08-10 at 5.46.48 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many of you have your seasoning used in actual restaurants again? Jack: 1 /ck/: 0

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 17:50:03 2015 No.6765027 >>6765023 >only restaurants it appears in are ones so shit they have to go on reality TV to try and get bailed out. P O E T R Y

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 17:59:06 2015 No.6765053 is jack /ck/'s chris-chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:16:06 2015 No.6765101 >>6760086 Holy shit can someone like to the burnt spoon episode?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:17:55 2015 No.6765109 >>6764413 I think some Wal-Marts carry them. >>6765101 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:19:07 2015 No.6765112 >>6759295 well at least his brother didn't turn out to be a retard. what the fuck happened to jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:19:54 2015 No.6765114 >>6765053 No, that would be Joey. Joey threads god banned because the janitors got tired of them and they decided they aren't relevant enough to cooking to be posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:28:29 2015 No.6765150 >>6765109 Every time he broke another chip out of the ceramic knife I laughed harder and harder.

Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:31:54 2015 No.6765166

>>6763758
I'm not trolling. My rich Aunt had a hot tub once. You could fit about 5 people in it. It was a big deal. And nowhere here has AC. There's like 6 days in an average year where we might need it. And those 6 days SUCK. The hottest I've experienced this country get is around 100 degrees in your backwards fucking temperature scale, and when that happened in 2013, like 900 people died. No, I am not joking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:33:45 2015 No.6765182 >>6763943 THANK YOU. I spent like an hour a few weeks ago looking for that. I knew I saw him do that somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:33:53 2015 No.6765186 File: 187 KB, 1000x552, parteh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765166

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:46:32 2015 No.6765230 >>6761573 I would unironically eat his Brazilian Fish Stew. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7F9I3qzoA&list=PL2MtWCGs1N0SDBLK_qkOgNYcBjssh05Df&index=11

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 18:58:45 2015 No.6765279 >>6763943 I would wife that Russian girl he collaborated with so hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:00:10 2015 No.6765283 >>6764027 I kekked

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:03:49 2015 No.6765297 >>6764231 But then there's the possibility that they don't believe in his product.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:05:35 2015 No.6765303 >>6765023 >Appears in "Bar Rescue" I wonder why the bar was failing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:07:55 2015 No.6765311 >>6759424 No you didn't you worthless troglodyte

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:29:10 2015 No.6765380 >>6764231 Video pls? I keep hearing about this but nobody puts a link.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:52:52 2015 No.6765444 File: 18 KB, 600x341, Funny-Vomit-people-15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765230 >using shitty pre cooked grocery store packed shrimp

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 19:56:55 2015 No.6765461 >>6765380 It hasn't aired yet you fucking mong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:08:51 2015 No.6765507 File: 718 KB, 854x438, a retard and his son.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6761223

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:09:08 2015 No.6765508 File: 19 KB, 413x310, 1380251827155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6756863 i am cajun and what is this

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:10:08 2015 No.6765513 File: 1.19 MB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-08-10-16-47-30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765444

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:11:19 2015 No.6765519 >>6765513 >Quality seafood

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:15:53 2015 No.6765536 >>6759207 >tennessee >not barren and arid fuck TN m8 i hated it there

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:16:46 2015 No.6765538 >>6761739 is this house from the 1800s?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 20:26:49 2015 No.6765564 >>6765538 Remember, he's in Tennessee. It's probably from the 80's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 21:31:49 2015 No.6765815 >>6758590 >Food network >Hello is this the food network?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 21:33:14 2015 No.6765823 >>6758590 oh man, i'm only 30 seconds in, but seeing those ingredients on the counter made me realize i need to pour another drink but i dive in this goldmine

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 22:06:57 2015 No.6765955 Can someone explain why he is a "king"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 10 22:15:59 2015 No.6765992 >>6765564 Not the tiny lime green kitchen that's from when they lived in California

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 00:00:10 2015 No.6766265 https://youtu.be/Cdph3qb287c here is a leaked video. He is not in the first episode sadly he can't see the fat fuck drown in his own tears

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 00:10:49 2015 No.6766287 >>6761439 Maybe he's trying to say Legend of Korra?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 01:11:32 2015 No.6766431 File: 1.48 MB, 1271x690, jr&thecuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6765507

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 01:25:20 2015 No.6766474 >>6766431 WTF!?!? That's fucking gay! ( which is ok now, so no big deal ) But also incest, and pedo, is this the world that Jack wants? I thought he was Christian.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 01:48:17 2015 No.6766517 >>6761223 @ 5:15 Orange chicken? Does he REALLY believe ORANGE CHICKEN is authentic. This marks the first time I've ever gotten slightly worked up at something on 4chan in a while. Reminds me of those old, you rage you loose threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 01:51:02 2015 No.6766525 >>6763671 We were mostly supportive of him, albeit in a shroud of irony. I even made him a Christmas card.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 01:52:54 2015 No.6766529 >>6765166 hahah what the fuck 900 people died in 100 degree weather? it regularly breaks 110+ here in Phoenix. Stay away you might die hahah

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 02:01:14 2015 No.6766548 >>6766529 What part? I'm in tempe and some part of my steering wheel was melting/dripping on my leg the other day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 02:03:53 2015 No.6766557 >>6766548 goodyear, but everyone i know moved to tempe after highschool to go to ASU i stayed back in the suburbs :')

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 03:27:34 2015 No.6766711 >>6761223 >surprised there is an architectural difference between China and Japan Fucking Jack

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 05:16:44 2015 No.6766913 How low do you think Jack's bar for a thing to be beautiful is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 06:00:33 2015 No.6766970 >>6766913 His wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 06:24:57 2015 No.6766998 >>6759295 he's a bigot and an awful chef. A+ human.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 07:35:49 2015 No.6767058 File: 97 KB, 1280x720, omglol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6766970

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 08:35:57 2015 No.6767118 Why does everyone say he is a cuck? Also pic of his wife?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 08:53:32 2015 No.6767135 >>6767118 >>6755989

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 10:59:38 2015 No.6767295 >>6765053 I'd say he's more like /ck/s DSP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:00:30 2015 No.6767299 So when does this shit air, again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:01:17 2015 No.6767300 File: 820 KB, 1284x711, 1436659267036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is ready to Ja/ck/ the fuck off later tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:06:51 2015 No.6767308 File: 90 KB, 313x398, 1431519749761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6767118 Someone found this pic on his Facebook

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:10:04 2015 No.6767318 someone please record this put it on youtube. ploxxx

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 11:29:15 2015 No.6767360 >>6767300 Is BG or STV streaming it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 12:21:57 2015 No.6767512 New Jackgen in anticipation of tonight >>6767510

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