/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6750955]

You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.6750964]

Ask him if I can have a job.

[Anonymous No.6750976]

>>6750955
Honestly I'd fucking let him. Maybe she'd finally learn how to cook after being fucked by a Michelin star chef.

[Anonymous No.6750986]

talk shit to him and not back down

eventually he'll wander off to find a camera to talk shit about me into

[Anonymous No.6751009]

yea l;ll bite. trolling.most are just trying to make toa beach. for my oppiniom, seems a moce gu older I get, learned not to shout so much. It doesnt hel[p and atracts unwanted atention. snerioully, thank you..

[Anonymous No.6751013]

Slap his ass and wink. Then congratulate him on joining my girlfriend's male harem. By slapping her ass, he has agreed to the terms and conditions of being a harem member.

His duties will include the following:
-carrying shoes
-taking the blame for anything that goes wrong.
-getting bitched at for not getting the cock up.
-massages, but not too hard. But please don't be gentle. That's too gentle you fucking pussy.
-listening without complaints about how her best friends are slurs.
-not fucking said sluts without permission.
-and anything else she decides that we should've known but have never been told.

I'll be glad to split the heat.

[Anonymous No.6751019]

>>6751009

[Anonymous No.6751026]

>>6750955
IT"S RAWW. DO IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.6751030]

>>6751019
maybe the truth/ try to harm no one and that is the truth thanh you.

[Anonymous No.6751040]

REMIND MYSELF I DONT WANT TO BE LIKE MY ABSENT FATHER.
REMIND MYSELF I AM DRUNK.
PUNCH THE MIRROR TO TEACH IT A LESSON.
REMIND MIRROR HOW OVERWHELMINGLY DESPICABLE IT IS.
CHEAT ON MY WIFE ANYWAY.

[Anonymous No.6751043]

I AM CUMMING FURIOUSLY INTO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HAND DIVED SCALLOP.
TAKE MY FUCKING AOLI BITCH.
I AM A SEXUAL TYRANNOSAUR.
FEEL THIS FURIOUS BAISTING.

[Anonymous No.6751050]

THE
FUCKING
AOLI

[Anonymous No.6751052]

>>6751043
neat predator reference

[Anonymous No.6751089]

Bite his cheek off

[Anonymous No.6751113]

>>6751089

Bite his cheeks off. If you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.6751231]

HEY I'M GUY'S FIERCE KITCHEN AND I'M TALKING DIRECTLY TO YOU THROUGH FLAVORTOWN TV.

NOW

THIS GUY THINKS HE RUNS THE KITCHEN, BUT IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS, HE ONLY RUNS THE SHRIMP SCAMPI. NOW I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT THE PASTA, OR THE UNDERDONENESS, OR THE RAW MEAT, NO.

I'M TALKIN' ABOUT GOOD GRAVY, GOOD DOWN HOME AND DOWN PLAYED CHEFS, JUST READY FOR THE FUCKING

WELCOME TO A LITTLE PLACE I LIKE TO CALL: THE RAMSEY'S GORDON

[Anonymous No.6751236]

>>6751231

DO ME A FAVOUR YEAH?
FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.6751237]

show him pictures of food that I made until he vomits

>THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

[Anonymous No.6751242]

>>6750955
I can't think of anything funny so I'll just post the truth. I'd flatten his nose and enjoy the blood waterfall.

[Anonymous No.6751249]

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[Anonymous No.6751253]

Ask him what he's doing in a dyke bar.

[Anonymous No.6751255]

>>6751236

I'LL EAT YOU RAW FAGGOOO-HHHAAALLLMMMMFFFFFFF OOMMMRRRGGNNNMMFMFFF

[Anonymous No.6751266]

the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the fibrousness of the grain and the sliminess of the onion and the the smoothness of the gravy and the bitterness of the herbs and the tartness of the fruit and the wholesomeness of the oats and the wateriness of the salad and the