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ITT: food abominations

>> No.6734269
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>> No.6734275

>>6734258
Would be fine with less creamcheese
>m-muh authenticity

>> No.6734297

Philly roll tastes good
Whiney little weeb fagboy

>> No.6734338

>>6734275
>>6734297

It's not about that. It's just that anyone with a hint of taste would be able to tell that cream cheese with rice and fish is fucking gross.

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>> No.6734347
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>>6734340

>> No.6734349
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>> No.6734352

>>6734274
Jesus... I didn't think you could get worse than regular lutefisk

>> No.6734387

>>6734349
>implying fish n chips is bad
>implying Sunday roast is bad
>implying bongs don't have goat candy

I think their food is largely gross myself but it's not all bad.

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6734474

>>6734274
This isn't an abomination, it's just plain sad.
Can you imagine some fat lonely neckbeard only wearing dirty underwear sitting on his filthy sofa, illuminated only by the sickly light thrown by his shitty tv eating this shit.

>> No.6734498

>>6734258
These are my third favourite in the tescos large sushi pack tbh

>> No.6734502
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>>6734498
>tbh

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>>6734498
>tescos large sushi pack

>> No.6734538

>>6734338

Wonderful subjective taste bro

>> No.6734568

>>6734387
those aure are some very plebeian foods

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6734569

>>6734498
>tescos large sushi pack

>> No.6734594

>>6734502

>not embracing this new wonderful Meme tbh

smh

>> No.6734638

>>6734594
>smh

Man these young people always coming up with new memes

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6735017

>>6734258
step it up sempai

>> No.6735104

>>6735017
That's pretty damn bad.

>> No.6735121

That looks tasty, op. Are you some kinda 3rd generation Asian American prep?

>> No.6735616
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>> No.6735650

>>6735616
fuck you

>> No.6735672

>>6735017

I laughed at this for like a solid three minutes, my stomach hurts now. Good show.

>> No.6735701

>>6735616
enjoy your ban :^)

>> No.6735721

>>6735616
Dafuq is that?

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6735734

>>6735650
Fuck me? Fuck you cunt

>> No.6735742

>>6734638
smh and tbh have been around since AOL

>> No.6735754

>>6734474
nice pizza tower, friend

>> No.6735964

>>6735017
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.6736029

>>6736007

is that butter or cheese?

>> No.6736033

>>6736007
That looks genuinely sad.
>>6736029
Looks like microwaved cheese.

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6736040

>>6735734

>> No.6736052

>>6735616
I want to squeeze those pustules

>> No.6736068

>>6734474
I see the same with that picture, some neckbeard who bought a frozen pizza, it was to be the highlight of his night until this happened. Now he is on 4chan asking how he should suicide.

>> No.6736179

>>6735742

tbh maybe but I've never seen smh, not even in long lists of acronyms like rolflmao, ttyl, syns, ggm, or brb

>> No.6736675

>>6734638
>>6734594
.......smell my hand?

>> No.6736709

>>6735721
Google deep dream. A computer program.

>> No.6736726

>>6734258
Most American chicken dishes, especially:
Chicken pizza
Chicken Caesar salad
Chicken Alfredo pasta
Shredded chicken in BBQ sauce
Buffalo wings
General Tso's chicken
Chicken a la king
Chicken sausages

>> No.6736730

>>6734258
Actually maki with cream cheese inside is fucking delicious when it's fried. Sometimes I crave it when I go out and order it. There's a bogo sushi place where I live so I typically get a regular maki roll and one deep fried.

>> No.6736739

>>6734269
fuck no that shits awesome

>> No.6736743

>>6734568
> sunday roast
> plebeian
Literally kill yourself

>>6734514
>>6734569
> they still eat sandwiches for lunch when they are in a rush
I bet you dont even buy a bottle of water to go with them, do you

>> No.6737641

>>6734338
I would agree with the rice part. But have you never heard of cream cheese and smoked salmon?

>> No.6737656

>>6734338
Philly rolls are good brah

>> No.6737658

>>6735017

Thanks for making today's youth more retarded than they already are Buzzfeed.

>> No.6737962

>>6735017

>3/4 replies failed to understand that it was a joke

Modern youth

>> No.6738223

Sweet potato "casserole" made with mashed sweet potatoes (or worse yet, mashed canned yams), canned crushed pineapple, cheap "maple" syrup, topped with mini marshmallows then baked. I like sweet potatoes. Bake and split, top with butter.Or boil whole, skin and mash with butter.

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>>6734568
What's wrong with plebeian foods? "My lady, The people starve for want of bread. So? Let them eat cake". SLICE.

>> No.6738747

>>6734258
i hate them too, all you taste is the cheap cream cheese they shove in there, no point in even putting fish in it cause you cant taste it.

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>> No.6738761

>>6738757

>made on: $5.99

>> No.6738774

>>6736007
This made me laugh wtf who puts cheese on peas

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>>6736068
>>6734474

>> No.6738935

>>6738761
kek

>> No.6738971

>>6735017
Jesus fucking Christ I can't stop laughing

>> No.6739065

Sushi at the grocery store is fucking disgusting. I used to think it was the best, because it was a novelty to me.

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>>6736743
>buying bottles of water

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This shit, i got it off one of those infographs posted on here
Red hot chilli dorito breadcrumbed chicken
It was fucking disgusting, doritos are not supposed to be cooked again

>> No.6739167

>>6739065
the imitation crab mixture they tend to use is generally tolerable.
its just the fucking rice they use makes it worse.

luckily i moved to a place where theres a mitsuwa (a japanese market if youre not familiar with that store) in the area so i can have my quick sushi fix.

>> No.6739198

>>6735616
>>6735734
what is the point of this

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>>6734269
what is this heresy ? this shit right here is tasty as fuck

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>>6736068
Well, now you know why those threads keep popping up.

>> No.6740863

>>6737641
The operative word there is smoked. Cream cheese works in that context because it cuts through the strong flavor of the fish. Raw salmon, on the other hand, is much more delicate.

>> No.6740946

>>6738757
Dear lord...
What kind of backwater part Texas do you live in?

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6740985

>>6736007

>> No.6741047

>>6734340
veganshit pls go and stay go

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>>6738774
>who puts cheese on peas

>> No.6741227

>>6741061
>healthy food and activity for kids

>> No.6741230

>>6741061
>squeezable peas and cheez wiz
That's it folks! Civilization's over, we've tried all of the things that can be done. There's nothing else left. Back to the treetops! It was a nice run we had.

>> No.6741439

>>6738757
HEB?
The fuck part of Texas do you live in?
What're you, in Houston?

If so, you deserve it.
Fuck you.

>> No.6741459

>>6741061
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You bongs rip us for easy cheese or cheeze wiz

>> No.6741471

>>6734258
Philly roll has to use smoked salmon or else it's shit.

>> No.6741476

>>6741061
...
and you say shit about "cheese" in a can...
You've all lost the privilege.

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>>6741471
could be worse

it could be spam

>> No.6741509

>>6741471
Even with smoked salmon it's still the shittiest of all rolls. A gob of gooey cream cheese mixed with overbearing smokiness and oceany nori. Mmm mmm mmm...

>> No.6741513

>>6739133
this guy gets it, the biggest scam of this modern age.

>> No.6741516

>>6739144
I physically recoiled when I read the word "Dorito"...

>> No.6741519

>>6741509
california rolls are worse tbh

>> No.6741521

>>6734340
i agree

>> No.6741551

>>6736179

It's a tumblr meme tbh lad

>> No.6741558

>>6736007
This literally made me sick up.
I have saved this picture in a folder titled EMETIC, which is inside another folder titled: EMERGENCY.
Just in case I take a hit to the face from a bug-bomb... again.

>> No.6741559
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>> No.6741579

>>6738757
The HEB by my house doesn't have this level of horror. Just pleb-tier American sushi.

Oh wait, I just remembered the fucking cooked sushi. It's always on discount because it's drenched with spicy mayo and even the ignorant know better.

>> No.6741600

>>6741559
I had never really thought about it, but a cross section really shows why it's a stupid idea

>> No.6741621
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>>6736726

What have you got against chicken, you collosal faggot?

>> No.6741630

>>6734340
That cross contamination

>> No.6741639

>>6741559
I always wonder whos fucking idea this was

>> No.6741646

>>6734269

You shut your goddamn whore mouth.

Shit is delicious. I just wish it didn't cost like $8 a jar.

>> No.6742190

>>6741513
Do you just walk around with bottles of water you took from your house all day then?

>> No.6742194

>>6734340
that image is not vegan anon

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>>6741459
>>6741476

>Not realizing it's a spoof product from a sketch show

>> No.6742202

>>6741061
Do they have it in Strawberry flavour?

>> No.6742204

>>6741061
>>6741227
>>6741230
>>6741459
>>6741476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA

>> No.6742205

>>6742190
uh
yes
except I have a car

>> No.6742239

>>6742205
Enjoy your breast cancer then femboy

>> No.6742240

>>6739133

>drinking the flouridated jew

>> No.6742275

>>6742239
>I don't know about metal bottles

>> No.6742285

>>6742239
>drinking bottled water makes you a femboy
What?

>>6739167
>tfw some stores don't even use vinegar'd rice

>>6741519
California rolls aren't anything special, but philadephia rolls are just plain crap. If you're gonna splurge for sushi, at least get something worth it like eel rolls.

>> No.6742312 [DELETED] 

>>6742275


Consumers who switched from polycarbonate-plastic water bottles to metal ones in hopes of avoiding the risk that bisphenol A will leach into their beverages aren’t necessarily any better off, a new study finds. Some metal water bottles leach even more BPA — an estrogen-mimicking pollutant — than do ones made from the now-pariah plastic.

WHEN METAL 'LOOKS' LIKE PLASTIC Some aluminum water bottles host a lining that contains—and leaches—BPA.
WHEN METAL 'LOOKS' LIKE PLASTIC Some aluminum water bottles host a lining that contains—and leaches—BPA.
ISTOCKPHOTO

That BPA doesn’t come from the metal, by the way, but from an epoxy-resin lining that is based on BPA’s recipe.

>being so fucking stupid you deserved to be castrated and cucked for the rest of your life

>> No.6742362
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>>6742312
Is that why I have a small dick?

>> No.6742387

>>6742362

If you heavily drank and ate from plastic containers while going through puberty then actually, yes

>> No.6742398

>>6742387
Well shit. I used to reuse the plastic water bottles several times pretty often because I've always drank lots of fluids. Has this really been proven? Also, does it explain being 5'3" or lacking facial hair despite being 24 years old?

>> No.6742409

>>6742398
>5'3
I love it when I'm taller than men.

>> No.6742417
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6742417

>>6742409
no bully pls

>> No.6742430

>>6742398
don't listen to 'em, do you have any idea how much estrogen it takes to actually do anything to you? It's just bullshit scare tactics. Your situation is probably a result of genetics

>> No.6742436

>>6742430
My dad is 6' and has facial hair.

>> No.6742446

>>6742436
yeah, and mine's bald and 5'4. Both of my parents are pretty round, and a few inches shorter than me. My grandparents were shorter than me too. Shit happens. You've got like 100 billion genes in your body or something, and if one little base pair gets mixed up it can change a whole lot.

btw you shouldn't feel bad about your height/inability to grow facial hair.

>> No.6742466

>>6742446
>btw you shouldn't feel bad about your height/inability to grow facial hair.
You ever get mistaken for a 14 year old or a girl? When I was in college, I worked at a grocery store and I got sent home midshift because the supervisor filling in thought I was 14 (and thus only able to work for 4 or 5 hours as opposed to 8).

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>>6742430
You're blowing it up. I've chewed on plastic shit like pens and stickies and lots of other things every day. There's nothing wrong with me, facial hair young, I'm 6'1 and when in military I recieved perfect health results.

>> No.6742486 [DELETED] 

>>6742466
>I worked at a grocery store and I got sent home midshift because the supervisor filling in thought I was 14

maybe you should have said something about it instead of being a cuck who doesn't even work under a contract

also, start lifting

>> No.6742488 [DELETED] 

>>6742486
>trying to change the definition of cuck

>> No.6742497

>>6742486
Well to be perfectly honest, I didn't really wanna be there that day. I got written up for it the next day for not saying something.

Also, I can't do anything with heavy weights because I have a lot of problems from being in a car accident years ago.

>> No.6742499

>>6742497
>Also, I can't do anything with heavy weights
Become a swimmer

>> No.6742518

>>6742499
I can't swim and I'm afraid of the water.

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>>6742518

>> No.6742531

>>6742518
are you bones also made of glass and your skin paper

>> No.6742535

>>6742527
When I was really little and learning how to swim, my brother almost drowned me because he's a dick.

>>6742531
My bones are kinda brittle.

>> No.6742539

>>6742535
I'm sorry for how unfortunately you were born, anon.

>> No.6742559

>>6742535
>manlet
>no facial hair
>often get mistaken for a girl or kid
>injuries preventing you from lifting heavy objects
>fear of water
>brittle bones
>timid
>tendency to make excuses

>> No.6742583

>>6741047
>I don't understand cross-contamination

>> No.6742596

>>6742559
has moot finally returned to us?

>> No.6742602

>>6742539
Meh it could be worse. I could've been born a shitskin.

>>6742559
I can't help it.

>>6742596
But moot is tall and has a nice jaw.

>> No.6742613

>>6742602
>racist, to boot

>> No.6742618

>>6742613
literally 4chan: the person

>> No.6742619

>>6742613
>>6742618

>DAS RACIST!

>>>reddit

>> No.6742622

>>6742619
>implying I care about racism one way or the other
>implying racists and anti-racists aren't more similar to each other than they are to normal people

People who are for or against anything are fucking crazy. Just sit back and laugh, like I do. Having opinions on political issues is for suckers.

>> No.6742623

>>6742619
>>>/pol/

>> No.6742626 [DELETED] 

>>6742623

nice copycat retort you liberal fag.

/pol/ is on site, /reddit/ is where you belong.

>> No.6742629

>>6742613
I used to get tormented by the blacks when I was in school, including beatings and teasing and taking my things. So yeah, I'm a bit prejudiced.

>> No.6742630

>>6742629
I'm fat, and skinny people would do those things to me in school. Should I hate all skinny people?

>> No.6742633

>ITT: Posting abominations

I'm hiding this thread, it went to shit.

>> No.6742634

>>6742629
Have you tried seeking help for your pathological lying?

>> No.6742635

>>6735017
Just when I think this thread couldn't get worst.

>> No.6742684

>>6742633
To be fair all of these posts ARE abominable

>> No.6742689

>>6741559
I bet it's fucking delicious though.

>> No.6742764

>>6741621
I love chicken. I'm just not a fan of bullshit chicken dishes based around commodity grade birds with such a fucked up taste and texture that it has to be drowned in some kind of heavily flavored sauce to taste like anything. That's a shitty way to treat something as delicious as chicken, and unfortunately it's become the standard in America. And it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.6742791

>>6736675
'so many hos'

>> No.6742802

>>6734274
>waaaah foreign foods that I've never tried are gross as fuck!
>waaaah it was on Cracked's list of gross foods so it has to be terrible!

ITT: 12 year olds

>> No.6742848

>>6742629
Well at least you are good at playing the victim for no reason.

>> No.6742878
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6742878

I am seriously so tempted to try this. Any thoughts?

I mean, thoughts other than the oink thoughts inside this brain.

>> No.6742913

I've only ever eaten sushi in Japan, should I give western shit a try?

>> No.6742919

>>6742913
no

>> No.6742922

>>6742913

Not unless you go to a restaurant. The stuff at the grocery store isn't highly recommended....

>> No.6743613

>>6734258
That's nothing.
When the japanese chick this japanese major I knew was camwhoring with came for a visit to bang him, she made us "authentic" sushi ...with cooked ham and majo.

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>>6742312
thang u merchent :DDD

>> No.6743632

>>6734269
as a north-german i have to tell you to choke on a dick.

>> No.6743649

>>6743626
I don't understand this meme. Are americans suppose to be walruses?

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>>6743649

>> No.6743662

>>6734269
This stuff is great. F u

>> No.6743669

>>6743649
Lurk more

>> No.6743738 [DELETED] 

>>6743669
You're an idiot. You have no idea new fag

>> No.6743761

>>6742204
I think I had a nightmare like that once

>> No.6743834

> derailing the thread this hard with my throwaway femboy comment
Sorry OP

>>6742878
The cholesteral of those things is through the roof

>> No.6744273

>>6740863

right but how that would make it 'disgusting' i do not know.

>> No.6744744
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>> No.6744792

>>6743649
They have to pay for healthcare each time they visit a doctor. Many Americans are bankrupted each year due to healthcare costs.

>> No.6744793
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6744793

>craving something sweet and savory
>finds a cinnamon raisin bagel
>only cream cheese is "fat free"

Why are "fat free"/"lite" versions of food so disappointing?

>> No.6744794

>>6734258
Abomination? Those shits are good as fuck.

>> No.6744795

>>6744744
nice repeating digits
also chihuahua?

>> No.6744799

>>6741061
Why the fuck is there a microwave in the bottom right corner? Do people microwave this shit?

>> No.6744800

>>6744793
they try to replace it with more sugar or something else that throws the food off-balance, it's a marketing gimmick

>> No.6744807

>>6744800
idk man. I made myself finish it. The downsides of moving back with the rents. I may not have to buy the groceries, but that means I don't have full control of what's going into the fridge.

I really should have bothered squeezing some honey on it. Ugh. I don't want to look at another bagel again and my second job's at Pantera bread.

>> No.6744811

>>6742430
Basically, so your tiny dick is a result of your dad's tiny dick.

>> No.6744813

>>6736726
>Buffalo wings

End your life.

>> No.6744818

>>6742531
Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.

>> No.6744819

>>6741479
Hawaii pls go

>> No.6744845

Any kind of redneck trailer/midwestern food. Hamburger Helper, Kraft Easy Mac, "Sketti", various casseroles, canned foods, processed foods, cheaply made crap like chicken pieces in HFCS BBQ sauce, that kind of garbage.

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The diarrhea bowl from KFC

>> No.6744853

>>6744845
Why the middle america hate? I'd rather have shitty food than a bunch of free-range niggers. We still have segregation.

>> No.6744858 [DELETED] 

>>6742190
>Thinking the only clean water comes from bottles

Why such cuck?

>> No.6744862

>>6742398
>5'3" male

Jesus christ you fucking manlet lmao

>> No.6744872

>>6744853
Because it tastes like fucking watered down shit.

>> No.6744873

>>6744846
that shit is delicious you take that back

>> No.6744877

>>6744853
I'd rather have a good soul food meal with a bunch of niggers than eat trailer trash food. At least they have some pride in what they put in their mouth. Even if it does kill them at 40.

>> No.6744881

>>6744846
ugh. I tried one of those awhile ago and it was awful. how do people stand to eat that crap? (this coming from someone who eats taco bell and fast food pretty often)

>> No.6744883

>>6744799
Believe it or not, some people microwave everything they eat. Every. Thing. They literally never use a stove, oven, crockpot, grill or anything BUT the microwave.

>> No.6744888

>>6744883
Bullshit, my brother has graduated to shit you can put into the toaster over. He doesn't even own a microwave.

>> No.6744890

>>6744800
This. Whenever you see "Fat free" think sugar or sodium fuckapalooza. Whenever you see "Sugar Free" think chemical clusterfuck.

>> No.6744897
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6744897

>>6744873
And that's how you look eating it.

>> No.6744898
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>>6734258
>scrolling Facebook
>live in middle of nowhere Texas
>Best friends weaboo little sister post pic
>ooo so kawaii we made onigiri but we can't get seaweed in Texas so we used spinach
>still cringing so hard
Is there any hope left for this world

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6744899

>>6744807
>Pantera bread

>> No.6744902

>>6744846
I used to inhale those fuckers. Nice trashy meal.

>> No.6744903

>>6744872
Good point, and a fair one, but will you agree that a middle american diet is better than grape kool-aid and KFC?

>> No.6744905
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6744905

a true abomination

>> No.6744950

>>6744903
Fuck no. I'll take southern nig food like wawdamelm, fried chicken and ham hocks over ramen noodles and BBQ sauce any day.

>> No.6744956

>>6744905
Fuck you, Funyuns are the GOAT salty snack. Lord have mercy on your breath, though.

>> No.6744961

>>6744905
Fusion is delish thougj

>> No.6745009

>>6741600
Why do you think it's stupid? It's a solid mass. It's delicious. The duck keeps the chicken and the turkey from drying out.

But you have to have the stuffing right. You need a cornbread, an oyster, and a spicy sausage stuffing.

You get enough drippings to make 15 gallons of gravy!

>> No.6745015

>>6735742
i started on aol in 1996 and we never used tbh or smh back in Art & Entertainment - NiRvAnA

>> No.6745019

>>6741559
Fuck you, turducken is d e l i c i o u s

>> No.6745077

>>6744890
>>6744800
Oh no, I already know that. I just regret insisting that I could eat it and being dumb and not using butter instead. I've hated "fat free" cream cheese and dairy based dressings for a long time.

>> No.6745108

>>6744845

Hey now, that three-cheese hamburger helper is the shit.

>> No.6745118

>>6744898
I thought those were rice krispies at first, which would probably be more edible than that horrible squished rice.

>> No.6745154

>>6734258
Philadelphia rolls are tolerable but that is a disgusting amount of cream cheese compared to the salmon portion, and I love cream cheese. I've never seen them made with more than a tiny sliver of cheese, certainly not that much. That is nasty.

>> No.6745231
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6745231

>>6742240
Good goyim, who needs that perfectly clean tap water when you could buy our "spring fresh" bottled water for $1.20 for 12oz!

>> No.6745621

>>6741559
*vomits*

>> No.6745727

>>6734340
>eating carp
Germans please leave you fucking filthy idiots.
Eat a walleye not a disgusting bottomfeeder.

>> No.6745928

>>6739167
Costa Mesa? Supposed to have some of the "realest" Japanese food in the US.

>> No.6745929

>>6745231

>perfectly clean
>ignoring most municipal water supplies are polluted both inadvertently by prescription medicine such as birth control and anti depressants as well a purposefully with flouride and chlorine with the sole intent of neutering the white man

>> No.6745951

>>6745727
As a german myself i never understood this national obsession with carp. Absolute shit-tier fish.

>> No.6747121

>>6744898
that rice looks unwashed

>> No.6747141

>>6734258
cream cheese in sushi is the best fucking thing you can have

it literally goes with everything

>> No.6747155

>>6742630
Probably.

>> No.6747162

>>6742878
I'm sure it's kind of chewy.

I tried beef tripe in milk gravy before. Breaded it and fried it up in a pan. I liked it, but it was chewy. I doubt brain would be much different.

>> No.6747172

>>6742764
Chicken Caesar Salads don't really suffer from this much as everything else on your list, unless you mean the garbage you'd get at some trashy chain restaurant

>> No.6747192

>>6742878
Used to have it as part of a work hazing where you got off shit shifts and workloads if you ate a can raw. Didn't matter if you kept it down, just that you would make the attempt. It sucks that I can't find it anywhere now since I actually like it fried up with eggs. The brains taste like...well porky brains. The sauce is what fucks it up, it is straight up sour milk.

>> No.6747211

>>6738273

Not only is that usually misattributed, it's a mistranslation as well https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake

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>>6747141

>> No.6747985
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>> No.6748174

>>6740863
isn't that what philly rolls are usually made with?

>> No.6748337
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Super fucking piss-level of saltiness.

I always hear about how great this brand is for tv dinners. This was just.... fuck.

>> No.6748726
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6748726

>>6738757

>> No.6748771

>>6747162

it's the opposite of chewy

>> No.6748786

>>6747172
>Chicken Caesar Salads
What they suffer from is adding chicken where it doesn't belong. It's like we got bored shoehorning cheese into everything, so we moved on to doing the same with chicken. In addition to fucking cheese. That's absurd. Pizza, Alfredo sauce pasta and Caesar salad can all stand on their own. None of them benefit from the addition of commodity grade chicken breast. And if you're being honest that's the form the chicken always takes - commodity grade fucking chicken breast against cheese. There is no excuse for this.

>> No.6748801

>>6734349
I didn't know Britain was a food.

>> No.6748829

>>6748786

i really don't see how any of this makes them an abomination, you just seem to disagree with the practice philosophically with a little anti-american sentiment thrown in.

>> No.6748885

>>6748829
Cheap chicken is an abomination. Throwing it into everything because it's cheap is as disgusting as covering everything in low quality cheese because that's cheap, too.
>a little anti-american sentiment thrown in.
As an American I'm pained by the fact this shit is recognizable as American.

>> No.6748937

>>6748885

is it *disgusting* because of that are you just a *snob* about that? cheap chicken isn't *only* popular because it's cheap. there are cheaper things.

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6748984

Horned melon

>> No.6749016

>>6748937
>is it *disgusting* because of that are you just a *snob* about that?
nope.jpg
Most of the chicken we raise sucks. It's bred to mature quickly, have giant fucking breasts and is fed crap while being penned in and not allowed any exercise. The result is meat with a fucked up texture and so little in the way of flavor that some packers have taken to adding artificial flavoring to the meat before packaging it. The only reason people don't complain about it is because it's cheap, and most folks can't get their hands on proper chicken to compare it to, so it's become the norm.

It's a shitty norm. I don't want to eat it, especially when it's shoehorned into dishes where it really doesn't belong just because it's cheap. Actual good quality chicken would be wasted in dishes like chicken Alfredo, BBQ chicken pizza or chicken Caesar salad. The only reason these dishes exist is because flavorless commodity grade chicken is cheap, and they're a way to take this awful ingredient and give it some flavor.

It's like fucking Doritos - what flavor of garbage is your favorite? Spicy garnage or cool ranch garbage?

>> No.6749032

>>6749016
>The only reason these dishes exist

Lol, no.
As someone who has managed sevearal restaraunts let me explain exactly why Chicken Caesar Salad shows up on menus. It can be summed up in one word, really: women.

Many women are weight conscious so they want to order a salad instead of a large meal. The thing is that a normal salad with greens only isn't very filling. Add chicken to the salad and now it's filling enough to be a meal. Women love 'em. So does the low-carb crowd. Are they a culinary abomination? I think so. But that's irrelevant because selling the damn things is what keeps the lights on.

>> No.6749072

>>6749032
>Are they a culinary abomination? I think so.
Then we're in agreement. You gave reasons for the dish's popularity. No argument here. I'm saying it would never have been created if awful commodity grade chicken breast hadn't tragically become the default protein in much of our cuisine.
>But that's irrelevant because selling the damn things is what keeps the lights on.
Spoken like a pro.

>> No.6749088

>>6749016

honestly shitty chicken is still perfectly nice chicken and the 'flavouring' you're talking about is basically just seasoning in the form of a brine, not replacing the chickeny flavour you get from harder-working birds. yeah battery chickens are not fantastic specimens but you're just a little bit brainwashed by the myriad animal rights campaigns and hipster agricultural movements that have tried to make it out to be the worst thing in the world. people who regularly eat naturally raised birds don't bitch about that shit like you do.

>> No.6749111

>>6749088
>you're just a little bit brainwashed by the myriad animal rights campaigns and hipster agricultural movements
idk, man. The chicken I get in Chinatown tastes like chicken. Pic related. The chicken from the supermarket and most restaurants does not. And it's hardly a hipster or animal rights thing if even the fucking NY Post notices it:
http://nypost.com/2015/04/26/why-nothing-especially-chicken-tastes-like-it-used-to/

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6749115

>>6749111
forgot pic

>> No.6749125

>>6749088

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I do agree with him, especially this:

>>The only reason people don't complain about it is because it's cheap, and most folks can't get their hands on proper chicken to compare it to, so it's become the norm.

My opinion has nothing whatsoever to do with the animal rights argument. My point is simply that factory-farmed chicken doesn't taste very good compared to chickens that come from a flavorful breed (as opposed to a quick-growing breed) that are fed a better diet.

>>people who regularly eat naturally raised birds don't bitch about that shit like you do.

That's because they've given up. They already know the factory-farmed stuff is sub-par, which is why they don't eat it.

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I mean, fuck italian food and fuck the USA for making it the standart for the whole world, but is by far the worst, I don't see how people could enjoy eating this gruel.

I mean, ok, i get that I'm the only person in the whole world who doesn't enjoy sphagetti and chicken in any variations, I know that i'm the ayy lmao for thinking that pizza is indifferent and sickening after the first slice but polenta?

No fucking way, polenta is disgusts me.

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6749131

I mean, fuck italian cuisine and fuck the USA for disseminating it to the whole world, but polenta is by far the worst, I don't see how people could enjoy eating this gruel.

I mean, ok, i get that I'm the only person in the whole world who doesn't enjoy sphagetti and chicken in any variations, I know that i'm the ayy lmao for thinking that pizza is indifferent and sickening after the first slice but polenta?

No fucking way, polenta disgusts me.

>> No.6749143

>>6742190

>fill up two liter water bottle
>add to back pack

So hard.

>> No.6749147

>>6749125
>That's because they've given up.
Or they just don't know any better. A generation has come up with this kind of chicken as their only reference point. To them that's what chicken tastes like, which is why it has to be made into nuggers and dunked in sauce.

It's like the joke from the Matrix has come true. We now live in a world where "they" have to figure out what chicken should taste like, because the actual taste of it has been lost.

>> No.6749175

>>6749131

Let it solidify and fry them up in strips.

>> No.6749190
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6749190

>>6744744
Improved

>> No.6749208

>>6749175

Fried polenta is really the only way I could eat it, after I drown it with salt. But still, not exactly my kind of thing.

Which is funny because sometimes I think that I was made to suffer. I'm born on a family of relatively recent italians immigrants and since I was a kid, family gatherings are like hell for me, and my grandparents and sometimes even my parents used to make me feel genuinely bad for not liking 95% of the food. Like i'm obligated to like something just because of my heritage.

My parents used to cook polenta and chicken with okra or tomato sauce just to ruin my day, for spite, because they knew I would not be able to eat it. I've gone through weekends and sometimes even weeks without eating almost anything because they were trolling me hard.

>> No.6750298

>>6742622
Wow. I like you.

>> No.6751511
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>> No.6751513 [DELETED] 

>>6749131
Are you fucking autistic? Hot polenta is the perfect food for a cold winter's night or a hangover. Cover it in tomato sauce with cheese and hot peppers. What is wrong with you, cuck?

>> No.6751530
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>>6751513
>tomato sauce and peppers
>not fondue with sauteed mushrooms

you disgust me

>> No.6751533

>>6751513
Maybe he's only had instant polenta. That stuff really sucks unless it's fried.

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>>6741479
Spam nigiri

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>>6734474
70th anniversary of Hiroshima bombing pizza

>> No.6751591
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>> No.6751599
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6751599

Chocolate pizza anyone?

>> No.6751613

>>6744898
You can get seaweed in Texas if you aren't retarded, so there is no hope for the world

>> No.6751615

>>6751599
Hi there Paddy

>> No.6751671

>>6742802
Not the same guy, but I am Swedish and lutfisk is horrible. I fucking hate it that my dad has to go old school and eat it every fucking christmas.

>> No.6751706
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6751706

Anon, I'm cooking Cashew Chicken tonight? Which bottle of water would you like me to marinate it in?
>opens a bag of salted cashews
>serves electrocuted chicken

>> No.6751845

>>6751591

Get the fuck out of here. CBH is amazing.

>> No.6751857

>>6751706
>Which bottle of water would you like me to marinate it in?

Do people really do this?

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6751860

>> No.6751872

>>6751845
i love cbh, but >>6751591 looks disgusting

>> No.6751882

>>6741439
whats wrong with Houston anon?

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>>6736068

>> No.6751958

>>6744905
bitch

>> No.6751963

>>6740859
Why does this happen?
I've made those shitty pizzas like that plenty of times without that happening.

>> No.6751979

>>6751963
the crust probably thawed and sogged-out before it was put in the oven

>> No.6751993

>>6735104
>>6735672
>>6735964
>>6737658
>>6737962
>>6738971
>>6742635
>muh presentation
it has all the ingredients present in a bite sized piece just like traditional sushi. shut the fuck up pretentious faggots. who would seriously fuck around with all that sushi rolling shit anyway other than japs and autist weebs?

>> No.6751999

>>6747224
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH FAGGOT

BITCH FAGGOT

FUCKKKKK YOOOOUUUUUU

>> No.6752068

>>6742190
>at home
>drinking tap water

>Go to work
>By law, my workplace has to supply drinking water
>Drink tap water

It's easy when you don't live in a 3rd world country like the USA

>> No.6752323

>>6734474
>it's just plain sad
nah, "thankgiving meal for 1" is sad.

>> No.6752337

>>6752068
>drinks shit water
>doesn't even realize
>doesn't know what "3rd world" actually means.
>by definition the US is always 1st world.
>We made the definition.

>> No.6752344

>>6744744
sleep tight, pupper

>> No.6752358

>>6752337
>cranks

>> No.6752366

>>6752358
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

REKT, SON!

>> No.6752377

>>6752366
yeah you were right I accept your opinion sorry for my stupidity

>> No.6752443

>>6752337
?
If you can't drink your tapwater I wouldn't consider you first world.

The only time I've had to boil water for use is in the field.

>> No.6752458

>>6752337
>>doesn't know what "3rd world" actually means.
>>by definition the US is always 1st world.
>>We made the definition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Sauvy

>> No.6752465

>>6752377
>opinion
It's a fact, m8.
Americans made up the rules regarding almost everything. We're the reason the sun rises when our almanacs say so, we make it happen. Solar eclipses only happen with Obama's permission. Sometimes he forgets his sunglasses but has a speech scheduled so he calls the Air Force and has them put out the sun for a while.

>> No.6752480

>>6735734
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6752924

>>6751857
no

>> No.6753173

>>6751577
would it be wrong to say that I bought some in 7-11 in Hawaii and tried it and it wasn't that bad?

>> No.6753232

>>6753173
It's not the worst stuff ever. At least you're not a picky little autistic twat who won't take a chance and try something new

>> No.6753712

>>6740859
How... How do you... How do you even??? No. Just no.

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>>6741061
this isnt real is it?

this is a fast show sketch

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>>6734274

>> No.6753980
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Asian food.

Look at that bland, tasteless-looking shit.

>> No.6754013

>>6751511
I just imagine that water smells like my pee after I eat asparagus.

>> No.6754032

>>6754013
>Literally being an under-evolved ape

Fucking hell get away from me you mongoloid.

>> No.6754081

>>6753980
T-t-that's my fetish.

>> No.6754114

>>6753980
are the koreans trying to become as weird as the japanese?

>> No.6754246
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6754246

Rice, in any form, in any dish.

It looks and tastes like maggots.

>> No.6754252

>>6754246
If you chew rice for a while without swallowing, it starts tasting sweet.

Something to do with the carbohydrates breaking down into something sugary.

>> No.6754261

>>6754252
Well, actually puffed rice cakes are okay for some reason.

>> No.6754352

>>6734258
is that toro? im so disappoint senpai

>> No.6754354

>>6751860
Hey! Sugary mouth glue is great!

>> No.6754360

>>6754246
>claims to know what maggots taste like

>> No.6754406

>>6744905

These should just be in a cheeto shape so that way the bag can be more full.

>> No.6754408

>>6754114
>Trying.

>> No.6754523

>>6749175
>>6749175
Here in Brazil we eat it that way. Really yummy.

>> No.6755169

>>6735017
>sempai
Triggered.

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>>6751511

>> No.6755261

>>6740863
Philly rolls are usually made with smoked salmon, you idiot.

And before you get all weeaboo about hurr muh honorable Japanese traditions, keep in mind that they have mayonnaise restaurants in Japan.

>> No.6755298

>>6734269
I gag whenever I pass by this in the super market. Fuck this shit.

>> No.6755351

>>6744846
>tfw my university actually made their own version at the dining hall

>> No.6755416

>>6753980
Sauce?

>> No.6755423

Shitty things that are abominations:

Kraft "Parmesan" Cheese
Tilapia
Wonder bread
Overcooked scrambled eggs
Vegan "cheese"

Shitty things that are great:

American cheese
Supermarket "garlic bread"
Frozen waffles
Vegetarian fake chicken nuggets

>> No.6755425
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6755425

>>6751511
>whole foods

>> No.6755440

>>6744846

> Completely and utterly bland mashed potatoes. Tastes like wallpaper paste. Basically no flavour at all. Serves as nothing but filler/empty calories
> Fake spice-soaked gravy on everything that overwhelms any other possible flavour (can't taste the corn, chicken, bacon, cheese, nothing) AND makes everything soggy
> Like what's the fucking point of fried/popcorn chicken if it isn't crispy
> Fuck yeah let's just smother all these ingredients in foul gravy so you not only can't taste them, but they also go wet and gloppy and gummy

Fucking disgusting

>> No.6756596

>>6745231
>tap water
>perfectly clean

Do you live in Iceland? If not you are full of shit.