/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6726587]

Defend this britbongs.

[Anonymous No.6726609]

>asking limeyfags to defend the LEAST offensive of culinary choices.

[Anonymous No.6726631]

Could argue that it's more health conscious than the chip butty.

[Anonymous No.6726636]

Why not just eat 3 pieces of toast? I don't get it...

[Anonymous No.6726681]

Obvious bait but whatever.
No one in Britain eat that, it's a result of a research trying to find what's the cheapest food you can get.

[Anonymous No.6726682]

>>6726587
The salt really brings the flavor together.

[Anonymous No.6726703]

>>6726636
>what is texture

[Anonymous No.6726721]

>>6726703
Shit I'm just glad you didn't say mouth feel.

[Anonymous No.6726752]

>Not having a refreshing Ice Sandwich on a warm summers day

[Anonymous No.6726759]

Where did this meme come from about us Brits ?

[Anonymous No.6726784]

>>6726587
Honestly I think it's a great tongue in cheek way of getting your spirits up in a time of food rationing and shortages.

[Anonymous No.6726814]

>>6726759

i don't know. Why is it a stereotype that you guys have terrible food?

[Anonymous No.6726818]

>>6726587
yeah nobody here eats that

[Anonymous No.6726842]

Judging England by this food is like judging the whole of America by honey booboo's sketti

[Anonymous No.6726855]

>>6726814
>terrible food
>posts chip butty

Not everything needs to be highbrow mate. That shit is tasty and hits the spot when you're hungry from working hard.

[Anonymous No.6726856]

>>6726814
>chip butty
>bad

[Anonymous No.6726857]

>>6726855

Especially if it's not made with soggy bread and frozen french fries. What a fucking shitty ass example, from someone who would probably not say anything if he had fries and bread as separate items on a plate.

[Anonymous No.6726860]

>>6726842
What is this honey booboo sketti you speak of, nothing like that /ck/ sketti I hope

[Anonymous No.6726885]

>>6726814
>>6726855
>>6726857

im a bong and i think that anyone who partakes in a 'chip butty' is a fucking bottom feeder

not to mention the fact that the word 'butty' is appalling and embarrassing.

>fish and chip shop chips
>fish and chip shop ketchup
>white bread
>trash butter or margarine

none of that is appealing

[Anonymous No.6726907]

>>6726759
Americans love to take a single instance of something daft that someone in a different culture did once and have it represent that entire society as a typical example of those people. It helps the yanks feel superior. Let's see how they like it.

Defend this, Amerifats:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g09RQfWEY4

Is that what you Americans eat? Literal dogshit? Our toast sandwiches are looking pretty good right now eh? It's simple bread and butter, not an actual dog turd hot and fresh from the dog's anus like what ALL you yanks REGULARLY eat.

[Anonymous No.6726913]

>>6726907
based Divine

dude followed that dog for hours and ate that shit like a professional

RIP

[Anonymous No.6726914]

>>6726885
You can stick that entire post up your butty m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy0HncHOQe0

[Anonymous No.6726924]

>>6726914
>carb sandwich
>chips and ketchup
>white bread

its repulsive

[Anonymous No.6726926]

>>6726914

I literally used to do speed and watching Gordon Ramsay always brings me back to those days.

This is still chip butty so it being a Ramsay recipe isn't going to change his mind that much.

[Anonymous No.6726928]

>>6726924
It's a 4 star Michelin chef, so somehow that's supposed to make it any better.

[Anonymous No.6726931]

chip butty is council estate shit

if you eat it, you are poor and have poor taste

simpletons

[Anonymous No.6726936]

>>6726752
Can you please stop saying these are ice?

PICKLED
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[Anonymous No.6726938]

>>6726931
>council estate shit
I don't really know what that means. Like the people on Shameless?

[Anonymous No.6726941]

>>6726938
i guess so

[Anonymous No.6726963]

>>6726924
>>6726931
Maybe you just haven't had a good one, or been hungry enough to enjoy one.

Nobody's saying it's health food or that you'd serve it to the queen, but if you get a good one and you're in the right mood then a hot chip butty at the seaside with lots of salt and vinegar and ketchup (all washed down with a pint of lager) can really hit the spot.

You won't feel like going for a run afterwards but who cares? It's good, honest comfort food. Anyone who looks down on someone based on them eating a chip butty is a pretentious snob and more obnoxious than a vegan.

[Anonymous No.6727049]

>>6726924

>carb sandwich

what is actually wrong with this

>white bread

oh i see you're one of those idiots.

>>6726857

soggy bread and chips are the whole fucking basis for a chip butty you narrow-minded idiot

>>6726928

>4-star

that's not supposed to make it any better, the reason he's a starred chef is because the food he makes is good in the first place, you have the flow of causation the wrong way round.

>>6726963

>You won't feel like going for a run afterwards but who cares?

speak for yourself bruv

this is the kind of food michael phelps would eat his weight in while training

[Anonymous No.6727054]

>>6727049
>speak for yourself bruv

>this is the kind of food michael phelps would eat his weight in while training

Pretty much this. Who the fuck gets so groggy after eating something like that, unless they have a serious allergy? I've eaten junk food for weeks on end in the past and still worked it off.

[Anonymous No.6727063]

>>6726963
POOR
O
O
R

[Anonymous No.6727090]

>>6727063
Shame your daddy's money can't buy you good taste or class. You must be such a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.6727101]

>>6727090

>good taste or class

You're not still talking about a chip butty aren't you?

[Anonymous No.6727103]

Theres still a remnant class system within the UK.

A chip butty is working class council house scum tier food, no one with any respect would consider it worth eating.

[Anonymous No.6727126]

>>6727103
>Theres still a remnant class system within the UK.
Damm right there is. Especially with the emergence of our modern peasant underclass.

[Anonymous No.6727138]

>all these useless poncey stuck up middle class faggots who you wouldn't even be able to take down the pub without them showing you up by asking for a vegan quinoa smoothy
What's the matter ladies? Did some bad lads off the estate give you a slap and nick your iphone?

You delicate flowers couldn't eat a proper chip butty if your life depended on it because there's no way to do it like a precious little fairy.

[Anonymous No.6727145]

>>6727103
I guess Gordon Ramsey is "working class council house scum tier".

What a sad life you must live.

[Anonymous No.6727228]

>>6726759
It's just Americans obsessing about Britain, the entire internet runs on the stuff.

Do you remember as a teenager you used to bully a girl because you couldn't tell her you actually liked her? Well that's why Americans shitpost so much.

[Anonymous No.6727234]

>>6726814
It was a French propaganda piece. They couldn't defeat Britain so started a campaign to destroy morale because you attack the food, you attack the man.

[Anonymous No.6727238]

>>6726857
>fries

[Anonymous No.6727242]

>>6726885
This is a prime example of someone suffering from:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe

He projects his own inferiority complex onto his nation, people and culture. I guarantee that he is a Labour supporter.

[Anonymous No.6727249]

>>6726924
It's cute just how pretentious you are.

[Anonymous No.6727255]

>all this carb-heavy poverty food and no fish finger sandwiches
cmon /ck/

[Anonymous No.6727261]

>>6726938
It means NEETs that have lived off aspirant middle class mummy and daddy have delusions of grandeur and use their faux class status as a way to excuse their picky eating habits.

[Anonymous No.6727270]

>>6727242
>>6727249
youre right, its just pretension

it has nothing to do with people shoving fucking chips between two slices of hovis, covering them in ketchup, and calling it a butty

its just me being uptight

[Anonymous No.6727271]

>>6726963
It is actually rather fascinating how pretentious /ck/ is. The same /ck/ that has permanent generals to fast food and some obese fuck slowly killing himself on youtube.

[Anonymous No.6727276]

>>6727063
What a pathetic person you must be.

[Anonymous No.6727285]

>>6727138
This tbh. All of these soft cunts are embarrassing more than anything.

No doubt if you gave them a French name they would all masturbate together about how refined and rustic the food is.

[Anonymous No.6727288]

>>6727270
Don't you have a shandy to be getting drunk off?

[Anonymous No.6727293]

GOAT Tier UK Food

>Scotch Eggs
>Cornish Pasties
>Sausage Rolls
>Fish, Chippy Chips + Mushy Peas
>Potato Waffles and beans
>Full English breakfast
>Devon Cream tea
>Lancashire hot pot
>Toad in the hole

[Anonymous No.6727294]

>>6727271
the people who make those threads are the same people calling those who dont eat shit pretentious

>>6727285
>>6727138

i grew up in the fucking slums of tilbury, my boys, and i have no interest in shovelling that nonsense into my face

fucking grease chips in white bread

id rather have a pukka and liquor

>>6727288
shandy?! how pretentious!

[Anonymous No.6727297]

>>6727145

He said not a fucking word about Ramsay in that post. But, while I've got you here: If Ramsay made a toast sandwich, would that somehow make it a gourmet meal?

The hell it does. It's hardly the best example of Ramsay's talents. Shit, Ramsay himself probably finds it ridiculous that he can't show people how to make a simple greasy meal without someone trying to make a masterpiece out of it.

[Anonymous No.6727300]

>>6727270
Here's your (you).

[Anonymous No.6727304]

>>6727249

>pretentious
>not eating a chip butty

As an American I find it hilarious you guys are doing this to eachother over something that.

If you guys keep this up, soon I'll be getting insults like "fedora" and "neckbeard" and "manchild" for saying I don't like McDonald's. I can see where this is going.

[Anonymous No.6727306]

>>6727285
That's the crux of the matter, they all suffer from cultural cringe but if you give something nasty looking a French name and something great looking an English name, they will get in a circlejerk over how great the French one is just to keep up appearances with each other.

[Anonymous No.6727307]

>>6726907
I like how you responded to a few douchelords being stereotyping cunts by being a douchelord and a stereotyping cunt.

Autistic/10

[Anonymous No.6727312]

>>6727294
I see that you are just posting bait at this point. Well done, you got us all with your epic trolle.

[Anonymous No.6727314]

>>6727304

Fuck off yank.

[Anonymous No.6727315]

>>6726963
I'd like to try one. It actually sounds really interesting since I've never had one before.

[Anonymous No.6727317]

>>6727306
that looks a million times better than potato in bread

le chip buttè

still just grease, butter, bread, potato

>>6727312
im being 100% genuine, and im baffled that so many people are defending this shit

[Anonymous No.6727322]

>>6727317
Actually Mr epic trolle, try and reply to the one with the picture of the Baguette American, which is a chip butty eaten in France instead of replying to the picture of the pork pie and proving my point for me.

[Anonymous No.6727324]

>>6727276
>What a pathetic person you must be.
>>6727261
>It means NEETs that have lived off aspirant middle class mummy and daddy have delusions of grandeur and use their faux class status as a way to excuse their picky eating habits.

Who's more insecure? The one calling someone pretentious for not liking chip butty, or the one who doesn't like chip butty? I like chip butty but I've never felt the need to defend it this much.

[Anonymous No.6727325]

>>6727317
Here lad, have some boiled meat and two veg.

[Anonymous No.6727328]

>>6727307
That was the point of my post, I presented them with their own ridiculousness. I was sure I'd made that clear in the first paragraph but just to be sure I exaggerated the silliness of it in the last bit by putting "ALL" and "REGULARLY" in extra-sarcastic caps.

[Anonymous No.6727331]

>>6727328

He's about to type ">I'm just pretending to be retarded". I can almost sense it. Don't drag this out any further

[Anonymous No.6727335]

>>6727322
i thought you were implying that your image was only appealing due to it being french. you cant put pork pies and chip fucking butties in the same league

i would have never known or cared if you had not pointed out that it is a 'french' sandwich.

it is a fucking chip sandwich

the only thing that i find interesting about that sandwich is that its called the american.

>>6727325
1000x more appealing

[Anonymous No.6727336]

>>6727317
>still just grease, butter, bread, potato
You forgot the salt, vinegar and ketchup you silly sod. You can't even get a chip butty right and we're supposed to take you seriously?

[Anonymous No.6727339]

One self hating faggot and Americans ruin a shitposting thread, how is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.6727344]

>>6727335
Right, you got me again. Here is your final (you) to add to your list of trickery bait epic wins.

[Anonymous No.6727354]

>>6726907

Yes but we don't have prestigious national institutions saying that a shit sandwich will help our nation.

[Anonymous No.6727358]

>>6727339

Because, once again, someone screamed "insecurity" and "pretentious" when someone criticized it. This always happens, and yet the wrong people always get the blame.

When you start calling people "pretentious" for not liking a popular greasy food item, it's bound to start a shit war.

[Anonymous No.6727359]

>>6727344
please explain why you consider my posts to be bait

because i think chip butties are disgusting?

that somehow is unfeasible?

thats just common sense

>>6727336
the one time i dont mention ketchup....

salt and vinegar is assumed when talking about chip shop chips, in my opinion

[Anonymous No.6727374]

>>6727358
I was actually calling people pretentious because they look down on others based on a choice of food.

>>6726885
>anyone who partakes in a 'chip butty' is a fucking bottom feeder
>the word 'butty' is appalling and embarrassing
>>6726931
>this entire post
>>6727063
>and this one
>>6727103
> chip butty is working class council house scum tier food, no one with any respect would consider it worth eating
>>6727126
>Especially with the emergence of our modern peasant underclass

All of these posts were clearly written by pretentious, snot-nosed little twerps.

>i'm not pretentious, i'm just superior
That's what half this board sounds like nowadays for some reason.

[Anonymous No.6727386]

>>6727374

I'd care a fuck lot less if people didn't take such offense by it.

>council estate shit
>working tier food

And if this was a thread about greasy American burger shit you'd get the same responses. You look down on him, he looks down on you, everyone wins.

Posts that complain so much about it is like a huge cinderblock in a thread, it stops everything. It's also kinda ironic.

[Anonymous No.6727407]

>>6727386
What's wrong with calling people out for being snobs?

Someone started acting snobby, they got called out, they went into damage control. To be honest, this thread never had much of a chance when you check out how OP started it. But if someone starts being a snob then I'll usually pull them up on it if I can be bothered.

I can't stand idiots who think they're better than everyone because of their "refined palette" and "superior taste." They remind me of Frasier and Niles Crane shitting on their dad because he drinks beer.

[Anonymous No.6727418]

>>6727358
Someone gets called pretentious when they act pretentious, shock horror.
If you don't like something, then you ignore it or simply state you don't like it like your opinion matters to everyone.

Saying somethings existence is an affront to all things holy in the world and the people who like it are a sub-human underclass that are beneath you while masturbating over the same thing if it has a French name, tends to go in the pretentious shitposter category.

[Anonymous No.6727420]

>>6727407

Because you're hardly a snob if you claim to not like some greasy meal.

If that guy's a snob, then those calling him a snob are snobs themselves.

[Anonymous No.6727424]

>>6727407
Why are you even responding to the pretentious twat? He is trying to derail the thread to justify his pretentious twatery.

Ignore it and it will get bored.

[Anonymous No.6727428]

>>6727424
is this bait or do you lack self awareness??

[Anonymous No.6727431]

See how it tries to antagonise me for attention when it gets ignored?

[Anonymous No.6727442]

>>6727418
>Someone gets called pretentious when they act pretentious, shock horror.

What about when they aren't acting pretentious at all, but you mistake their higher standards for bragging or showing off?

some people claim they can't eat fast food because they want to appear better than you. other people legitimately don't like it and showing off or acting superior has nothing whatsoever to do with the situation.

people in the latter category tend to get pissed when you confuse them for the former.

[Anonymous No.6727444]

>>6726587
A toast sandwich??? . .. I can't really defend that but I don't know anybody who has eaten one!

As regards the Chip Butty . .. it's more common 'up-North' (as is mushy peas) but even where I live (South West England) you can't beat a chip butty with ketchup; And to upset food-snobs even more . . .It tatses better with white bread!

[Anonymous No.6727450]

>>6727420
>you're hardly a snob if you claim to not like some greasy meal
That's not why I called him a snob. As I already explained, it was because he looked down on people as "lower class" for enjoying said greasy meal. I already explained that.

>those calling him a snob are snobs themselves
Now you're being ridiculous. Please look up the definition of the word snob before you continue.

[Anonymous No.6727459]

>>6727442
And now try posting a reply to the actual post, you know the part about ignoring what you don't like instead of saying the thing you don't like is an affront to god and the people who do like it are sub-humans.

You got called out on your pretentiousness, which is as clear as day.

[Anonymous No.6727460]

>>6727450
Like I said, just ignore him. He is just looking for attention.

[Anonymous No.6727468]

>>6727444
Fries on bread. The fuck nigga?

[Anonymous No.6727490]

>>6727442
>my acting superior has nothing whatsoever to do with being pretentious
>i'm just legit better than everyone because i have superior taste in cuisine
You're justifying snobby behavior with a snobby argument.

If someone lacks self-control then they're open to criticism, sure. But enjoying a chip butty once in a while? If you can feel superior to someone because of that, then you have an attitude problem.

[Anonymous No.6727498]

>>6727468
No not 'fries' but chips!

Apart from McDonalds (and other fast-food joints) our chips are large meaty things not fried potato sticks, you might call them Steak chips or similar!

Stuffed in a sandwich with tomato ketchup (I like to add extra vinegar) they are the ultimate 'fill-up-food' and bloody tasty too!

[Anonymous No.6727507]

>>6727450
>>6727460

No one is looking for attention. They see this thread, they respond to it express their disinterest in it, and that's about it. It's this mentality that just not liking something and calling greasy food lower class (which it is, to be frank) is literally Hitler. Just don't take such offense by it.

All of us are forgetting that we're talking about chip butty here.

[Anonymous No.6727521]

would you like some carbs in your carb sandwhich

seriously, putting french fries in between bread and eating it is retarded.

it won't fill you up.

its sugar.

you'd be better off eating a snickers bar. it has peanuts, and milkfats in it.

snickers bar > french fry sandwhich

nutritionally speaking.

[Anonymous No.6727597]

>>6726907
The only truly unfortunate American meme is the Disco sucks meme.

[Anonymous No.6727608]

It's not a meme, you asspained Britbongs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

[Anonymous No.6727611]

>>6726907
>did once
Toast sandwiches aren't something someone did once.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

[Anonymous No.6727655]

>>6727611
Well it's not like... Oh wait, look out, Fido's squatting. Looks like it's time for your dinner m8.

[Anonymous No.6727691]

>>6727655

A noble and valiant attempt to defend the queen's sandwich

[Anonymous No.6727694]

>>6727242
But your nation is inferior, only a handful of decades ago your country was convinced that sketti grew on trees.

[Anonymous No.6727704]

>>6726587
Britbong here.

The only place I've ever ever ever heard of a toast sandwich is on /ck/, from threads made by people mocking us brits for eating it.

I even asked people I know and none of them had ever heard of it and all thought it sounded completely retarded. And some of those people have disgusting food habits such as mayo on toast.

[Anonymous No.6727725]

>>6726587
It's one of Mrs Beeton's old recipes. No one eats it anymore.

[Anonymous No.6727752]

>>6727691
Sorry m8, couldn't hear you with that dogshit in your mouth. Please swallow and try again.

What does it taste like btw? I heard one yank say it was "divine." I wouldn't know, I'd never eat it myself because it's so fucking disgusting but I imagine it tastes like it smells. Of dog turds. And does it have to be fresh from the dog's arse or can you refrigerate it for later? Do you give the dog a standard tip? Does it matter which breed you get the shit from? So many questions...

[Anonymous No.6727777]

>>6726609
Marmite is great though, maybe the only good Britshit. It taste likes roast beef drippings.

[Anonymous No.6727798]

>>6727777
>roast beef drippings
Sorry for a second I thought you'd typed "roast beagle droppings" Are you American by any chance?

I can see why Marmite would be popular in the USA though, the colour and texture does bear a passing resemblance to your national dish...

[Anonymous No.6727834]

>>6727798
I am a Brit and I like Marmite . . .but it takes a brave man to eat that amount on a slice of toast!

[Anonymous No.6727851]

>>6727834
That's not Marmite, that's an American dish called Poochy Poo on Toast.

[Anonymous No.6727864]

[Anonymous No.6727869]

>>6727851
Fuck off Randy, you fat bastard.

[Anonymous No.6727877]

>>6727798
Marmite is not at all popular in the US. Where did you get that idea?

[Anonymous No.6727883]

>>6727851
>>6727655
>>6727752
>>6727798
>getting this worked up over banter about your precious toast sandwich

OBVIOUSLY dogshit isn't our national dish you fucking bongoloid. John Waters made ONE film that contained ONE scene of a woman eating dogshit. Unlike the toast sandwich, it was ART, NOT cuisine. Since then it caught on in the degenerate blue states but here in flyoverland me and my family only eat it on special occasions. You think we eat dogshit from a homeless dog, straight off the floor like Divine (that's her name btw NOT how it tastes)? No, we specially breed our dogs, harvest the scat under factory conditions and season it meticulously. It's called canine cuisine, but I wouldn't expect someone from Britain to understand anything remotely related to cuisine.

Just because nobody in your irrelevant third world country can afford a jar of premium dog scat doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves to eating pathetic toast sandwiches like you.

[Anonymous No.6727895]

>>6727851

fuck off randy.

[Anonymous No.6727896]

>>6727877
I assumed they were American because they said they weren't British. They said Marmite is great, so it is popular with at least one American.

Probably because it looks and feels like runny dog shit.

[Anonymous No.6727915]

>>6727694
And to this day your country still thinks money grows on trees.

Pay denbts.

[Anonymous No.6727918]

>>6727597
Hey, at least we got hip hop and house music out of it.

[Anonymous No.6727934]

Americans really are the worst posters.

[Anonymous No.6727961]

>>6727704
>/ck/ made you go ask people IRL if they'e heard of something as absurd as a toast sandwich and you came back to admit it

[Anonymous No.6728035]

>>6727961
That's the weirdest thing about it, /ck/ is filled with more shitposters than /b/. Why would anyone take ant of the visual diarrhoea here seriously?

[Anonymous No.6728154]

>>6726631
Granted.

[Anonymous No.6728167]

>>6726936
>ponion

[Anonymous No.6728176]

>>6727335
Ha! I got that captcha too.

[Anonymous No.6728234]

>>6727883

[Anonymous No.6728428]

>>6727242
I wouldn't say that his views are Labour in any way really, I agree with him and voted for another (more right wing) party.

'butty' is northern poorspeak and self-indulgently working class.

[Anonymous No.6728587]

>>6728428
>'butty' is northern poorspeak and self-indulgently working class
I beg your pardon milord, but as I'm just a simple northern peasant I must humbly request you stoop to educate myself and other low-born commoners regarding the proper, refined and gentlemanly way to describe what we vulgarians have (until now) entitled a 'butty?'

Would 'pommes frites à la baguette' better please your majesty? Surely 'buttered bun with fried sliced potato filling' would not offend your sophisticated ear too much?

[Anonymous No.6728640]

>>6727307

Methinks it's you who is the autistic sperglord here me old chap.

[Anonymous No.6728664]

>>6726587
to be fair when I was on a plain chicken, plain white rice, plain white bread only diet the only food I found survivable was a toast sandwich.
Plain chicken made me throw up, white rice wasnt much better.

[Anonymous No.6728822]

>>6726907
I've never tasted dog shit. I've had three dogs in me life m8

[Anonymous No.6728824]

>>6726931
I'm not poor, but fuck me a chip butty would be a fucking superb addition to my drug-addled and booze-fueled evening. Shit.

[Anonymous No.6728832]

>Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing.
Fucking gross

[Anonymous No.6728834]

>>6728822
I've never met anyone IRL who's heard of a toast sandwich. I've had hundreds of loaves of bread.

Can you find video evidence of a Brit eating a toast sandwich? Because there's video evidence of an American eating dog shit in this very thread. And it's dog shit. Bit worse than a toast sandwich.

[Anonymous No.6728840]

>a sandwich made with bread or a bread roll (usually white and buttered) and chips, often with some sort of sauce such as tomato sauce (i.e. ketchup) or brown sauce.

What the fuck, britbongs?
What
the
fuck

[Anonymous No.6729281]

>>6727896
Jokes on you I'm Canadian

[Anonymous No.6729387]

>>6726636
Well sure, if you want a toasted toast sandwich