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6722729 No.6722729 [Reply] [Original]

you jelly /ck/?

>> No.6722738

i hope that's not for a birthday party.

way to show how unloved that person is.

>> No.6722749

glad to see more businesses accepting ebts

>> No.6722784

Dawww anon is having a slumber party. That's so coot

>> No.6722796

I'm getting heartburn and constipation just looking at this picture.

>> No.6722802

>>6722729
What, the liquor store wouldn't take EBT?

>> No.6722808

>>6722729
>chicken fries

Jealous of what? The fact that you eat like you're 9 years old?

What an absolute waste of money.

>> No.6722878

>>6722729
next time have a salad party, fatcakes.

>> No.6722903

>A&W root beer

GTFO, now.

>> No.6722908

What the hell kind of party is this? I'm fucking afraid to know the answer.

>> No.6722915

>>6722903
What do you drink, faggot? Some sort of hipster trash?

>> No.6722928

>>6722915
Barq's master race.

>> No.6722929

I'd take a bottle of A&W, a bag of Sun Chips, and get the fuck out of there.

>> No.6722933

>>6722928
Passable, just as long as it's not Mug.

>> No.6722952

The Sun Chips dont really fit in there ,OP. Some BBQ flavoured potato chips would be better, preferably Rufffles or something.

>> No.6722958

>>6722952
>>6722952
>Sun Chips

enjoy your anal leakage OP

>> No.6722982

So I gotta know OP; what's it all for, what's the occasion.

>> No.6723010

>>6722982
OP here
A friend of mine just got out of a coma and we're welcoming him home

>> No.6723017

little caesar's "deep dish" isn't too bad actually

>> No.6723026

>>6723010
Holy shit what coma'd him?

>> No.6723029

>>6723010
Didn't see that coming.

>> No.6723033

>>6723026
Diabetes

>> No.6723036

>>6723026
>>6723029
OP here

He was in a really bad car wreck, he was 6 days in a coma and 11 days in hospital we got him all his favourites

>> No.6723045
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6723045

actual OP here - annual junk food event we have with a group of friends, literally just binge our money on fast food and root beer. this year was our 7th year.

pic for proof of last year's too

>> No.6723047

>>6723036
You are a mensch, good work man. I hope he makes a full recovery

>> No.6723056

>>6723045
Man holy shit I was addicted to burger king chicken fries until I ended up vomiting it onto my bed. I still crave their taste but I can't bring myself to go anywhere near a BK

>> No.6723066

damn op I wish I had friends like you :(

>> No.6723073

>>6723045
Ridiculous fast food party sounds really fun actually. Wish I had some friends to do that with.

>> No.6723089

>>6722784
At least he has friends

>> No.6723090

>>6723073

we'll tie you in via satellite next year anon

we also prefer to watch Napoleon Dynamite as we eat, i feel like it accentuates the atmosphere

pic from 2013's event

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^forgot pic

>> No.6723150

>>6722729
literally all shit. not even good fast food

>> No.6723153

>>6723094
You have Popeyes chicken too? Damn. So comfy.

>> No.6723303

I'm actually pretty jelly OP. A once a year fast food feast with friends sounds pretty awesome. If I ever get any friends, I'll try to get them to do this.

>> No.6723319

Shit, that looks fun.

>> No.6723330

>>6722729
so what did you do with change from that 20 dollar bill?

>> No.6723355
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>>6723330

>> No.6723361

Those cupcakes look good.

>> No.6723366

>>6723045
Root beer and taco bell huh? I can't really judge you because I've been there and I have no regrets.

>> No.6723367

>>6722958
>tfw Olestra is banned in Canada so our Sun Chips are delicious without the underwear staining side effect
Feels good man

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>>6723355

>> No.6723409
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OP here.
This was the first year we had the event.

>> No.6723413

>>6723010
>OP here
>A friend of mine just got out of a coma and we're welcoming him home
Lets hope your friend slips back into a coma and doesn't have to see this

>> No.6723415

>having friends

>> No.6723416

>>6722729
>pleb food
stay fat

>> No.6723434

>>6722729
You going to eat all of that, fatass?

>> No.6723508

>>6722729
>shitty food everywhere

0/10

>> No.6723579

>>6722729
Can we talk about the poor choices of "food" best called junk food here ... this shit is fairly MERICA` standard.

>> No.6723876

>>6722729
ignore these faggots, OP. it all looks great. have fun

>> No.6723979

>>6723017
It's a sin to lie.

>> No.6723991

I'd actually love to fatten up on that shit.

>> No.6723998

>>6722878
or a lemon party.

>> No.6724001

>>6723367
>being a canadian
>feeling good

pick one.

>> No.6724005

>>6723998

You can't have a lemon party without Old Dick.

>> No.6724009
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"Crazy bread" and similar brand-specific names, for non-Americans unfamiliar with our peculiar diets, is the most common side dish eaten with restaurant-delivered pizzas...it is more pizza dough, but slathered with more grease, so more salt and cheese- or garlic-flavored particulate will stick to it. They're ordered with a choice of dipping sauces, like more pizza sauce, more grease, or a grease-based flavored dairy compound.

>> No.6724036

>>6724009
Crazy bread is horribly disgusting for breadsticks. When I was 12, I thought they were pretty good. Now it doesn't even taste like the garlicky wondersticks I thought they were. Then again, I ventured outside of fast food like a normal person so I don't find these appealing at all.

I find it a huge waste of money. Like, all I care about the sauce I dip it in and the bread is just the texture and the messenger delivering the sauce into my mouth.

>> No.6724056

>>6723355
I literally have just $50 to my name and you spent $38 on fucking chicken fries

I'm going to cry.

>> No.6724170

>>6724056

Get a job fag

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>>6722729
I could cook better food than this in my sleep op. you are fucking retarded if you think i'd even wnt any of that, well maybe the chicken boxes, but thats because they are mysterious and i have never seen one in my life, I want to open one up and figure out whats going on in there.

TL:DR
learn to cook you fag, nothing you bought takes any effort to make.

>> No.6724202

>>6722729
is that a fucking denim shirt ???

>> No.6724216

>>6724202
Canadians are horrible people. What do you expect?

>> No.6724222

>>6724202
Google Canadian tuxedo.

>> No.6724245

>>6723045
This year looks like a HUGE improvement, OP.

>> No.6724248

>>6722729
Are you the guy that catered your brothers wedding with fazolis? You catering someone's funeral now?

>> No.6724548

>>6722729
Do people really do this kind of shit in amurika

>> No.6724572
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>>6723409

actual OP again, first year we actually just one day spontaneously decided to get a "keg" of root beer and mass quantities of fast food. it was on the front lawn to make it look more trashy, and we had some random crt tv out on the lawn too with nothing playing on it. the neighbors across the street closed their curtains. after that it had to be annual

also my mistake, this year was #6, need to get the documentation right for when we bless /ck/ again next year

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>>6722729
It's like the party I was never invited to

>> No.6725056

>>6722749
kek
i like you.

>> No.6725073

i mean if theres an o on the side and it's a lan night ya.

>> No.6725078

>>6724572
Why root beer? Why not a variety of soda?

>> No.6725579

>>6723010
Dont worry with this food he will go right back into one

>> No.6725727

>>6722729
I'm comprised heavily of proteins and water, but I think I'm more fleshy/solid than jelly.

>> No.6726624

>tfw no friends to have a fast food party with

party of one time..

>> No.6726650

I'd maybe try whatever is in the taco bell (?) containers, since I haven't tried it since I was maybe 10, but everything else just makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

>> No.6726684

Sounds like a fun party. I'd eat beforehand but I'd show up for the fun crowd.

>> No.6726690

>kfc stopped selling chicken fries
>BK only sells them as limited time offers once every few years
>costco stopped selling their big tubs of peanut butter filled pretzels

Why does everything I love die, why couldn't I have been born an amerifat.

>> No.6726738

>>6723056
>Man holy shit I was addicted to burger king chicken fries until I ended up vomiting it onto my bed
Thats degenrate talk right there.

Are you a bed bound 500 pounder?

>> No.6726760

>>6724056
Don't be stupid. His purchases fuel the economy and create jobs. Your 50 dollars and complete lack of job skills are a burden to rest of society.

>> No.6726794

Maybe if it was 1992.

>> No.6726794,1 [INTERNAL] 

bring back the links

>> No.6727447

>>6723047
You are a human?

>> No.6727492

yes

>> No.6728578

>>6722808
^^^ This. I don't see how anyone older than 11 could possibly feel excitement over chicken fingers and fat pieces of cheap bread.

>> No.6728648

Am I jealous? Yes.

I've had a bad day and all I've eaten is a piece of chocolate from last Thanksgiving. I was going to go to the store to get food but I'd need to get gas first and I'm just feeling too drained to do either.

Right now I would love to eat away all my bad feelings with that glorious deep fried crap and garlicky cheese bread.

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>>6728648
>a piece of chocolate from last Thanksgiving

gawd this made me laugh and cry

>> No.6728710

>>6724009
still my favorite breadstick from any place

>> No.6728721

>>6722729
back when i was a kid and we'd all gather to play the first halo on xbox this would have been a magnificent feast.
now it just seems like too much food, how many people are you feeding?

>> No.6728976

>>6728648
>Last thanksgiving

My brother has a chocolate rabbit from 2000 in the freezer; git gud

>> No.6729014

>>6724572
I too am in Canada OP, where from?

>> No.6729021

>>6722729
Yes, as a matter of fact I am jelly.

I just happen to be craving pizza and tacos, and this was before I even saw your thread.

>> No.6729027

>>6722729
I just sharted

>> No.6729438

>>6725078

non-imposter OP again - that's a good question. I think when we did this the first time we wanted it to be sorta King of the Hill-esque, drinking beer on the lawn...at the time none of us were of age so we just decided to go with root beer instead and thought it'd be comical. the motive was driven primitively by the root beer, not the food. as you can see, 5 years later, the original theme is still largely in tact.

non-original invitees have requested to bring real beer now, but we've ruled that it goes against the overarching theme

>>6728721

11 this year. it originated with 5 the first time, so the "spread" didn't always look like this much of a spectacle, but it was still pretty intense

>> No.6729678

>no crave case

ya blew it

>> No.6730072

>>6723036
>got him all his favourites
How's he get into that car wreck, you suppose? His fat foot hit the clutch instead of the brake pedal? Carpal tunnel when steering?

>> No.6730259

I think the fact that most the people in this thread are jealous of you OP, but not of the food and more that you have friends, makes me sad for /ck/.

I'm not really in the market for new friends but any houstonfags need a buddy to grub with sometime just holler, as long as you're of drinking age.

>> No.6730817

>>6730259
>jealous that i have friends
>sad for /ck/

me too. if it makes them feel any better, i basically only hear from them once a year for this. they only like me for my root beer :(

>> No.6731587

>>6723010
Good thing you bought a buffet for someone who's mentally 12

>> No.6731864

... You dont do this sober do you

>> No.6732223

>>6722729
if this were my life i'd try to stab myself with those dull-ass scissors

>> No.6732464

>>6722729
Who the fuck brought trail mix?

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>>6729438
If you don't buy a case of these next year you are literally wasting your lives.

You will thank me when you do, I promise.

>> No.6732704

>>6722729
>jelly
No but your stomach is fat fuck.

>> No.6734194

>>6731864
>root beer

>> No.6734370

>>6732523
I was thinking of making a root beer float with this. Would it be as awesome as I imagine?

>> No.6734382

>>6722928
>>6722915
>any year of the Lord who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name
>drinking anything but cold sarsaparilla

I'm going to come to your fucking houses and murder the both of you in the most fucking terrifying, exhausting, and inhumane way possible.

I'm going to send you to San Fransisco.

>> No.6734406

>>6734370
I imagine you'd have to eat it quickly as the alcohol would start to curdle the ice cream after a while.

>> No.6734411

OP if there's an A&W near you next year you need to get a shitload of onion rings from them.

>> No.6734438

>>6732523
I had this last week for the first time.
I can drink other alcohols (beer, vodka, whiskey, scotch, what have you) and other root beers fine. But this gave me the most horrible heartburn, and I've never really had heartburn before.
I don't know what the fuck it is, but I had to give the last one away.

>> No.6734841

>>6722796
I had the exact same thought.

>> No.6734846

>>6724056
poorfag BTFO

Get a job you fucking hippie

>> No.6734862

>>6732704
#REKT

>> No.6734943

>>6722933
>>6722928
Which one is the caffeinated one? That's the good root beer.

>> No.6735037

>All those crazy breads
>One marinara
>Only fucking root beer

Also, your tacos will be soggy before anyone enjoys them. Otherwise looks like a fun evening with terrible gas and shits for later.

>> No.6735042

>>6735037
Party pooper. You sound exactly like my sister.

Lighten up.

>> No.6735056

>>6735042
Your sister sounds pretty cool and I'd like to fuck her.

>> No.6735062

>>6722729
>all those chicken fries

You bet your ass I'm jelly!

>> No.6735063

>>6722729

Yeah, I'm jelly. I wish I had friends to party with.

>> No.6735068

>>6735056
She's not into beastiality.

>> No.6735090

>>6734194
Doesn't mean there's no drinking or toking before. Something about all this is a lot more pathetic if they get together and do this sober.

>> No.6735095

>>6735068
That's fine, it doesn't have to be consensual.

>> No.6735100

>>6735095
Can I pound you while you pound her? (Of course I literally can since I'm 190 at 17℅ bf)

>> No.6735105

>>6735100
>bro, do you actually hoist

>> No.6735115

>>6735105
Yeah. And I fucking masturbate with ice up my ass. I'm coming at you bro

>> No.6735134

>>6722729
Damnnnn are you rich or something?

I wouldve gotten 12 10pc nuggs for $1.50

>> No.6735228

>>6735115
It's been a while since I've had a cold, puckering butthole to play with.
Come at me all you want buddy, maybe I'll come in you ;)

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>>6724572
>eating and drinking out front to make it more trashy

Get on my Savannah, Georgia level.

>> No.6736877

>>6735228
Nigga that's gay

>> No.6737179

>>6722729
Damn nig nog that's almost $20 worth of food right there.

>> No.6737185

>>6722903
>implying thats not the best root beer

>> No.6737385

>>6723045
Glad to see your taste buds haven't changed

>> No.6737409

>>6737385
It's great to see OP is still full of childhood wonder.

>> No.6737811

>>6734411

noted. there's one in sort of a reasonable distance close by, haven't much occasion to eat from A&W though. I've also heard their chicken is god tier (for fast food), is this true?

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>>6724056
$50 is the new $20!

>> No.6739261

>>6732523
Wisconsinfag here. These are $9.99 a six-pack at Woodman's.

Bought a sixer to try. First thought after tasting it. I can't believe I paid ten bucks for a six pack of root beer.

>> No.6739346

>>6722729
Little caesars is the worst pizza money can buy around here.. A fucking 99 cent tostinos makes it look like shit.