Behold, my tiny mango

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Borneo Sun Jul 26 04:48:47 2015 No.6716983 [Reply] [Original]

Behold, my tiny mango

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:50:04 2015 No.6716986 >>6716983 Open it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:50:16 2015 No.6716987 cut your fucking nails thats disgusting jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 04:51:11 2015 No.6716989 File: 1.32 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_164429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It has a tiny face too

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 04:52:25 2015 No.6716991 >>6716987 I need my nails to pick bits of food out of my teeth

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:52:29 2015 No.6716992 >>6716989 Eyyyy Carpe Juggulum was lame :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:54:27 2015 No.6716994 post feet borneo also goddamn, cut your nails, you a coke addict or something

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:56:35 2015 No.6716996 >>6716989 it cute no kill it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 04:57:26 2015 No.6716998 >>6716991 That's a weird way to put, "Shovel coke into my nose." Use a toothpick. You're a barbarian.

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 04:58:54 2015 No.6717002 >>6716994 >>6716998 I'm more of a root beer person if you must insist >>6716986 When I get home >>6716992 I agree, the stories with the witches feel a bit weak

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 05:05:32 2015 No.6717014 File: 1.40 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_165943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoying

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 05:21:21 2015 No.6717037 File: 85 KB, 640x480, vamp604e37[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >eating delicious mangoes from friend who grows a bunch of different varieties >skin around nose and mouth gets incredibly irritated

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 05:33:07 2015 No.6717047 Tiny mango tree home >>6717037 That's a shitty allergy, do you only get it with fresh mangoes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 05:34:31 2015 No.6717050 borneo you've been on /ck/ for so long i feel like i know you personally now show us your tits

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 05:39:34 2015 No.6717056 File: 2.00 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_173127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6717047 Accidentally >>6717050 Thanks no

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 05:41:36 2015 No.6717060 File: 1.70 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_173113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mango family

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 06:28:17 2015 No.6717115 >>6716983 Wow what other tiny things can you show us, OP? :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 06:36:22 2015 No.6717125 >>6717056 >>6717060 So gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 06:52:59 2015 No.6717168 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnKysErG4hA

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 08:02:41 2015 No.6717277 When are you going back to the rock restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 08:12:17 2015 No.6717298 Borneo are you in Malaysia now?

Borneo Sun Jul 26 08:23:22 2015 No.6717321
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>>6717115
i can show you a tiny dog

>>6717125
thank you! my dad planted them

>>6717168
hey i think i know that guy from newgrounds

>>6717277
probably never, unfortunately

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 08:26:22 2015 No.6717331 File: 1.49 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_182718[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6717298 very astute this cempedak had the misfortune of bumping into the durian and its white sap leaked out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 08:26:49 2015 No.6717335 Praise me to the tiny mango! Now take a bite out of it you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 08:32:03 2015 No.6717345 >>6717321 What's the point of having a dog if you just keep it in a cage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 08:40:07 2015 No.6717363 >>6717345 Second

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 09:00:10 2015 No.6717406 File: 1.59 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_204844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mango comparison >>6717345 its just for decoration

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 09:04:37 2015 No.6717411 File: 1.42 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_205130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tiny mango was disappointingly underripe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:07:08 2015 No.6717417 >>6717406 >having a dog just for decoration Pls no torture dog.

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 09:11:47 2015 No.6717424 File: 1.49 MB, 3264x1836, 20150725_105638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big mango was deliciously ripe

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:21:10 2015 No.6717444 >>6717002 >the stories with the witches feel a bit weak shut up cunt witches abroad is one of the best books he ever wrote

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:33:19 2015 No.6717468 >>6716991 >>6716987 >>6716994 These people aren't fucking with you, your nails are making me gag.

>>	Borneo Sun Jul 26 09:38:56 2015 No.6717490 >>6717444 silly goose, that's not how you spell Feet of Clay >>6717468 you would gag less if you removed a couple of those dicks from your throat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:40:22 2015 No.6717496 >>6717490 he's right though. they're dirty as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:41:12 2015 No.6717500 >visible thighs in the background what a slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 09:41:49 2015 No.6717506 >>6716983 posts tits, fatty

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 10:11:56 2015 No.6717610 >>6717496 I don't see any dirt on them tbh, those nails look fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 10:21:31 2015 No.6717640 >>6717610 look closer

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 10:23:06 2015 No.6717644 >>6717640 I still don't see it. Are you trolling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 10:50:27 2015 No.6717713 >>6717424 Your hands look like baby hands compared to that huge mango.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:15:49 2015 No.6717799 >>6717014 mangos are common here in brazil. Tiny ones are unedible. When I have a house, I guess a mango tree will be the first fruit tree I'll cultivate

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 11:35:08 2015 No.6717860 >>6717644 here >>6716989 pinky

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:28:59 2015 No.6718236 OP needs the Mango Tree song Dr No - Under The Mango Tree http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qpCb281Y4

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:30:25 2015 No.6718241 >>6718236 OP's name is Borneo, and she needs to show us her fat Asian tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:55:01 2015 No.6718342 File: 95 KB, 382x353, 1436635930993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those long ass fingernails are 100% absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 13:57:16 2015 No.6718358 >>6716989 it's just a baby

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 26 21:20:48 2015 No.6719698 >>6717860 Looks like a bit of shadow. Why you guys so hung up on average female nails?

Anonymous Sun Jul 26 21:45:17 2015 No.6719766

>>6719698
You're perception of average is pretty lowbar. Her nails aren't even, they're barely one step up from a cocaine hoar's nails as another anon previously mentioned. What kind of lady has uneven nails like that? Oh wait, you mentioned female not lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 00:00:18 2015 No.6720097 >>6719766 /tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:01:39 2015 No.6720214 File: 42 KB, 500x375, 1436760020180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6717411 Godspeed, tiny mango Never forget

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:05:39 2015 No.6720221 File: 125 KB, 1300x957, two-girls-laughing-white-background-8038497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6719766 yeah we're so concerned with keeping our nails long and clean and up to male standards especially if we work in the food industry.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:12:10 2015 No.6720231

>>6720221

Working in the food industry is seen as a feminine job at all though, unless maybe you're talking about owning some sort of boutique bakery... Even then they're usually owned by dudes, it's just that people at least occasionally associate bakeries as potentially having female staff.

I'm a line cook and extremely feminine but my hands are not cute. And who the fuck cares? I keep them clean but functional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:12:26 2015 No.6720232 File: 58 KB, 169x235, feeling down.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >disgusting fingernails like a crackhead >keeps tiny puppy locked in metal cage while they sit around eating mangos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:13:58 2015 No.6720237 Why is everyone harping on about the fingernails? I don't see anything wrong with them.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:15:51 2015 No.6720240

>>6720221
>trying to grow out my nails
>keep chipping them when buffing and rolling silverware since I have to shove my hands into a giant pile of freshly washed hot cutlery
>Keep stabbing lemon wedges trying to garnish glasses
>Computer system touch screen won't register half my attempts because I'm used to tapping it straight on and now I have to angle my hands so I'm actually hitting buttons with my finger
>having to clean them near constantly after bussing (I wash my hands near constantly anyways but I have to pay special attention to cleaning under them)
>fuck it I'm clipping them all off after next shift and filing them

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:19:47 2015 No.6720254

>>6720240
>>6720231
Exactly my point.
If my hands are going to smell like pizza and pasta all day and I have to shove my hands in toppings I'm definitely keeping them short as possible.

Plus I don't want anything I clean out of the fryer getting stuck under my fingernails..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:20:09 2015 No.6720256 >>6720231 meant to say isn't seen as a feminine job

Borneo Mon Jul 27 01:21:33 2015 No.6720263
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>>6717713
that big mango weighed over 1 kg and cost RM20
worth tho, the seeds in these mangoes are really flat and thin so most of the weight is the tasty flesh

>>6720237
because society is shallow and obsessed with physical beauty

>tfw society isn't obsessed with mangoes
i just wanted to talk about mangos and look at pictures of mangos and mango products

>>6720240
its not worth keeping long nails if your job requires manual labour, I nearly snapped one trying to break off a rusted bolt at work and it hurts like a bitch

they're really handy though, like little tools at the end of your fingers
i use mine to stab open packages, peel oranges, scratch itches etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:25:18 2015 No.6720274 >>6720263 >RM Oh Malaysian! Malaysian mangoes are the best. The only ones available to me now are the shitty australian ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:28:31 2015 No.6720284 >>6720263 It's just weird that only two of them are so long, like pincers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:29:53 2015 No.6720287 >long gross fingernails >sits around eating mangos all day >keeps cute dog locked in a cage because they have no soul >man, I be this fucker is asian >lol dis mango cost rm20 >malaysian currency Called it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:32:24 2015 No.6720289 >>6720287 >keeps cute dog locked in a cage because they have no soul But anon, if you restrict its movement then it gets more tender. Like puppy veal.

Borneo Mon Jul 27 01:34:30 2015 No.6720293

>>6720274
they're so perfectly juicy and sweet, the ones i got in the UK were consistently bland/sour/dry
fuck western mangoes

>>6720284
i use them like tongs sometiems to poke food in boiling soup/water or to pick open a knot or to pick the meat out of a crab

basically they're super useful and i always wash them before i eat anyway so idk why people are being uptight and judgemental about it

>>6720287
i have no soul and that puppy has no soul because souls aren't real and once you die you don't go to heaven or hell, you just become nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:41:57 2015 No.6720309 >>6720293 I understand the possible uses of having your nails that way it just looks odd aesthetically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 01:52:43 2015 No.6720323 >>6720263 What do you smoke?

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 05:41:26 2015 No.6720720 >>6720323 I don't do drugs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:47:57 2015 No.6720731 >>6720720 Those nails are obviously for coke. WHy else would you be in malay.

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 05:52:22 2015 No.6720741 >>6720731 It's called Malaysia and I'm here for the food, it's better than coke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:55:08 2015 No.6720744 File: 66 KB, 340x330, 310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6720741 excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 05:58:37 2015 No.6720746 >>6720741 Are you white?

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 06:00:30 2015 No.6720749 File: 1.92 MB, 3264x1836, 20150712_111108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6720744 Did I fucking stutter?

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 06:10:23 2015 No.6720762 File: 1.58 MB, 3264x1836, 20150726_191341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6720746 Nope ethnic Chinese

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 06:11:50 2015 No.6720765 >>6720762 why is there a bird head in your drink?

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 06:52:00 2015 No.6720854 >>6720765 It's sour plums, lime and lemon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 07:01:19 2015 No.6720871 >>6720731 Drugs in M'sia: Death sentence. You don't mess with that shit here.

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 07:06:16 2015 No.6720877
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Mangos pls

Durian pls

petai belacan pls.

Bak kut teh pls.

I miss genuine malaysian food. living in new zealand now. Good thing about NZ though is that the government is not as shitty, the environment is cleaner, and i can hunt.

I made Bak Kut Teh from a wild pig that I hunted last week. Was really good.

Borneo Mon Jul 27 10:24:06 2015 No.6721143
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>>6720877
That is super cool, how is the taste compared to regular pork?

I miss Malaysian food so much when I'm away, I nearly cried when I took my first bite of pic related in a year.

How long have you been in NZ¿ Sarawak and Sabah may secede which means conditions would improve

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:30:31 2015 No.6721155 >>6720731 I did coke one or twice, but I don't see how long nails could be useful. A credit card and a straw (or rolled paper) is all I needed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:31:42 2015 No.6721156 File: 56 KB, 419x279, swf+elton+john.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716983 >>6716989 >>6717406 HOLD ME CLOSER TINY MANGO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 10:41:36 2015 No.6721173 File: 10 KB, 88x64, Enchanted_Mango_icon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716983 ate you icefrog?

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:11:15 2015 No.6721230

>>6717713
That's because Borneo has cute little baby hands.

>>6720263
Fingernails can be mad helpful. I always grow mine out a bit. Finally cut them short the other day, and sure enough that same day I had to peel off stickers at work (for which I almost always maintain thumb nails!), and the corner of a sticker jammed right into the soft flesh under my nail. It got it so good it even bled a little. Pretty painful. Took 5x longer than usual too.

Are your mango trees in England?

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:14:55 2015 No.6721237

>>6721230
Disregard the UK mango question, I finished reading the thread. Are different types of mangoes fairly different from one another? It was always my favorite fruit growing up, and I liked how you feel like a monkey eating it. But mangoes I get here are never soft/sweet enough anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:18:46 2015 No.6721250 File: 45 KB, 654x437, vomiting_chads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716983 >>6716989 >those fucking nails Jesus Christ, are you breaking open termite mounds with your ragged claws?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:29:02 2015 No.6721276 >>6721250 Leave tiny mango alone

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:33:10 2015 No.6721282

>>6716983
'sup Borneo, been wondering if you still post here.

Literally fuck mangoes they sell in Europe. I never had a fresh mango until visiting my families in Australia and then in Hong Kong, and it was like a juicy fruity orgasm in my mouth.

First thing I did after coming back to this miserable island was buy a few fresh ones (at €0.99 a piece from Tesco, fuck you) and it was like shoving a soaked rag into my mouth.

Seriously, how the fuck do they grow mangoes with so many fibers in them? Why are they even being sold? Why do people buy them?

>tfw only get to eat tasty mangoes when I visit families on the other ends of the world every couple of years

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:41:58 2015 No.6721308

>>6720293
>they're so perfectly juicy and sweet, the ones i got in the UK were consistently bland/sour/dry
>fuck western mangoes
Oops, >>6721282 here, didn't read the whole thread. But I'm glad we agree on that point.

>>6720263
>that big mango weighed over 1 kg and cost RM20
>worth tho, the seeds in these mangoes are really flat and thin so most of the weight is the tasty flesh

Bloody hell, you're making me suffer. Are you coming back to the UK? Can you buy me one and drop it off in Ireland on the way back?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:43:54 2015 No.6721312 >>6716983 YOU KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT SO DO TI SLUT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 11:59:50 2015 No.6721362 >>6716983 Do you ever fold three of your fingers back and pretend you're a crab? Be honest.

Borneo Mon Jul 27 13:27:16 2015 No.6721549

>>6721156
Tiny mango is close to our hearts now

>>6721230
>the corner of a sticker jammed right into the soft flesh under my nail
jesus christ how horrifying

different species of mango can taste really different, there's a huge variety in sourness and sweetness levels as well as flavours, i like the taiwanese mangoes as well

>the satisfaction of scraping and sucking the flesh off the seed

>>6721282
fuck tesco and their shit mangoes, every one i've had from there has been so bland and inedible

i'd takeaway mangos for my UK mangobros but im making a pit stop in the US before and i dont think they'd last a month

>>6721362
i can make a pretty cool shadow crab with my hands

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 13:48:03 2015 No.6721597

>>6721549
Where in Murka will you be? In the unlikely even you will be in or near NYC, we should totally meat. Or meet. Whichever you'd prefer.

I am entirely unable to chase you down with a butterfly net in order to lick your elbows, so you needn't worry about that, if that's of some concern.

>>	Borneo Mon Jul 27 14:02:37 2015 No.6721637 >>6721597 I'm visiting the internet bf in Colorado. Shame NYC is so far, I'd love to go to eleven Madison square

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:04:03 2015 No.6721643

>>6716983
I want to meet you one day underneath the mango tree. I want to feel the moist stickyness between your legs as my hand slides down your skirt, your body convulsing with shock and pleasure. I want to brush your hair to the side and slowly kiss directly under your ear while my hand further lubricates with your juices. I want to turn you around, undo your bra, turn you back, and watch as your bra falls to the ground. I want to take my left hand and caress the warm fat of your breasts and stomach, hidden by your top and making me even harder. I want to unbutton your skirt, unzip my pants, and pull it all down, my cock springing forth from the boxers, throbbing for the heaven that is your wet cunt. I want to guide my lust into you, you clenching the mango tree as you try to accommodate the rock hard object entering your tight cavern. I want to hear your ass slap against me as I fuck you harder, your breasts swinging up and down, head back, as I suck your neck. I want to do these things to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:18:07 2015 No.6721673 >>6721643 >turn you around, undo your bra, turn you back You should learn bra-strap-tsu, Anonkun. Opening it with one hand behind the back of the girl. It takes some practice to master, but the reward is worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:18:45 2015 No.6721676 File: 15 KB, 480x360, nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716983

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:21:32 2015 No.6721686 >>6721673 But what if her top is tight? It would be difficult to reach up to undo the bra from the back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:25:17 2015 No.6721692 >>6721637 >internet bf prepared to be surprised

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 14:26:32 2015 No.6721695 >>6720263 >>6720293 You guys should try finding some ethnic stores. The Iranian stores I've been to have had probably the most ripe mangoes I've ever tried.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 15:37:45 2015 No.6721855 File: 10 KB, 88x64, Enchanted_Mango_icon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6716983 are you icefrog?

Anonymous Mon Jul 27 16:54:30 2015 No.6722094 [DELETED]

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>>6721230
>and sure enough that same day I had to peel off stickers at work (for which I almost always maintain thumb nails!), and the corner of a sticker jammed right into the soft flesh under my nail. It got it so good it even bled a little.

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>and sure enough that same day I had to peel off stickers at work (for which I almost always maintain thumb nails!), and the corner of a sticker jammed right into the soft flesh under my nail. It got it so good it even bled a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:23:39 2015 No.6722184 >>6722121 >deleting your post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:25:28 2015 No.6722193 >>6722184 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:30:40 2015 No.6722223 >>6722193 I'm not the one who deletes my posts :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:43:46 2015 No.6722267 >>6721643 >turned on by this what is wrong with me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:47:28 2015 No.6722276 >>6722184 >tfw found out fucking Windows selected the wrong picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 17:50:55 2015 No.6722285 >>6716983 >those nails you wouldn't happen to play banjo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 18:38:56 2015 No.6722449 >>6722267 Nothing. It means you're a healthy male.

Borneo Mon Jul 27 19:16:23 2015 No.6722583
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>>6721855
Am I?

>>6721695
I haven't noticed any where I live, but I'll check it out. Thanks for the heads up!

>>6721692
I'm not going to be the one who's surprised.

>>6722267
you a mango fetishist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 27 21:49:53 2015 No.6723021 >>6722449 >masturbating to poorly written tripfag fanfiction >normal

>>	I cant even Tue Jul 28 00:37:22 2015 No.6723487 >>6717047 >>6717037 Funny enough, almost everyone gets it if you bite into a mango. The skin irritates humans. It is their defense against predators

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 00:47:25 2015 No.6723501 File: 16 KB, 245x306, 245px-Sir_Winston_S_Churchill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is why I like ck. fsop. (frequently strange often perfect)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 01:21:47 2015 No.6723560 >>6723021 I used to masturbate to Shania Twain's Greatest Hits' album cover; but this was before I had a computer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 01:38:00 2015 No.6723586 >>6717047 >>6723487 i tried cooking the mango into banana/mango bread and it still happened, it seems to happen with most fruits unless they're bland. sometimes even a banana makes me feel sick from all of the sugar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 01:57:12 2015 No.6723614 >>6720309 >caring about looks over function

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 02:29:41 2015 No.6723680 >>6720877 nice work! that's what I do here in Aus.... and the occasional roo

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 02:31:02 2015 No.6723682

>>6716983
Murrikan citizen now, been paying taxes since 1997, but grew up in Flipland.

The mangoes evoke nostalgia since we used to climb up this big ass tree behind our house in the Philippines back in the day when I was a little kid.

>tfw there used to be baby mangoes that just fell to ground and stayed there since they were inedible

>>	Borneo Tue Jul 28 12:59:09 2015 No.6724724 File: 1.78 MB, 3264x1836, 20150728_202732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suckling pig today >>6723586 Now that's tragic, sorry to hear that m8 >>6723682 Poor baby mangoes never got to reach their full potential. :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:22:12 2015 No.6724913 >>6717331 I just leaked out some white sap too if you know what i meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 14:26:25 2015 No.6724921 >>6721637 It's called eleven madison park

Anonymous Tue Jul 28 16:18:11 2015 No.6725192

>>6724724
>Suckling pig today

You're living a good life now Borneo. Would ask you to marry me if I weren't married to a HK girl already. Except that we're stuck in bloody Ireland where you can get fuck all quality Asian food.

Anyway, enjoy it while you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 28 16:51:34 2015 No.6725271 >>6724921 I'll have you know it's called Elven Madison Park and you must speak Sindarin or Quenya to even get a reservation. I bet you can't even read Tengwar. How lowborn of you.

>>	Borneo Tue Jul 28 20:49:36 2015 No.6725866 mango pudding now >>6725192 life is pretty good, the suckling pig meal came right after some excellent japanese >Ireland take her to london's chinatown on the weekend if you really love her >>6724921 >>6725271 get off /ck/ Thranduil

>>	Borneo Tue Jul 28 20:52:32 2015 No.6725879 File: 1.37 MB, 3264x1836, 20150728_122301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6725866

Anonymous Wed Jul 29 02:37:40 2015 No.6726563

>>6725866
>take her to london's chinatown on the weekend if you really love her

We do that sometimes actually. It's still around 4-5/10 quality by her standards (Ireland is 2-3/10). It only gets to 6-8/10 in LA from places outside of HK we've been to, but that's no weekend trip unfortunately.

>>	Borneo Wed Jul 29 10:45:22 2015 No.6727338 >>6726563 Odd, I thought since its mostly Cantonese in chinatown it would be like in HK. Never been to HK though so if she says it is that good i will have to go for the eats sometime.

Anonymous Wed Jul 29 11:16:08 2015 No.6727414

>>6727338
It tries to be like HK and is definitely more Cantonese in character than the mainlander-dominated Dublin, but I guess you just can't fake the authentic and fresh ingredients. Even my gwai lou ass can tell it does not compare to what we were getting in HK.

And yes, definitely do visit HK, it's a food paradise. The street stall food is fantastic, but the real treasures are hidden away restaurants which you enter through some obscure backalleys. Our aunt seemed to take a special pride in finding them and taking us out. Don't know if you speak Cantonese (some Malaysian Chinese students we met here apparently didn't) - if you don't then definitely hook up with someone local because you'll miss out on 90% of the goodness by sticking to English-accessible places only.

Alternatively, you can go for death by egg tarts. I'd like to die by egg tarts.

But enough hijacking your thread, hope you enjoyed your 芒果布甸.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 12:46:32 2015 No.6727658 >>6716983 Those fingernails make me gag. If i was your guest, i would refuse to eat anything you have prepared.

Borneo Wed Jul 29 20:00:30 2015 No.6728943
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>>6727414
I only know a few phrases in Cantonese picked up from gambling kung fu movies but I'll be sure to bring my Cantonese speaking friends when I go.

Death by egg tart ftw. This bakery near my house does an amazing pandan egg tart and now I'm craving it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 20:03:48 2015 No.6728955 >>6717411 yeah, obviously. How fucking stupid are you.

>>	Borneo Wed Jul 29 20:59:06 2015 No.6729089 File: 321 KB, 1280x960, IMG-20150730-WA0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sarawak laksa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 21:04:39 2015 No.6729101 >>6717406 >smoking HARAM

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 29 23:30:30 2015 No.6729535 >>6729089 Noodles or tripe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 06:21:29 2015 No.6730321 >>6729535 tripe and shrimp? the thought is weird. looks like noodles and egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 06:29:54 2015 No.6730329 >>6729535 Tripe? That's clearly sliced omelette.

>>	Borneo Thu Jul 30 13:15:16 2015 No.6731046 >>6729535 rice noodles underneath, sliced omelette on top >>6729101 >haram >not the piglet

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