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Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:41:21 2015 No.6699431 [Reply] [Original]

So, how am i suppoused to enjoy this?
What's the right way to eat it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:42:07 2015 No.6699435 >>6699431 You just eat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:44:19 2015 No.6699444 Shove it up your ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:45:18 2015 No.6699447 >>6699444 Well then...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:45:25 2015 No.6699448 >>6699431 high-% chocolate is not meant for eating like a candy bar. It's too bitter for that purpose. You'd use it as an ingredient in other dishes, or in small quantities as a garnish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:45:32 2015 No.6699449 >>6699431 Break each square into a half, forming a triangle. Place the triangle on your tongue. Chew open mouthed, allowing air into your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:46:28 2015 No.6699450 >>6699448 >high-% chocolate is not meant for eating like a candy bar Not with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:47:49 2015 No.6699457 I shred some over my iced coffee like a fag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:48:04 2015 No.6699458 >>6699448 i already know this, that's why i'm asking you guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:48:12 2015 No.6699459 >>6699448 Except that is clearly a candy bar meant for eating.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:49:34 2015 No.6699466

>>6699431
Put on your fedora and a suit and tie. Sit at a candle-lit table in your basement and slowly nibble at it. Take notes about the chocolate, rating it's complex flavors and aromas in your Adult Chocolate Diary so you can read it later and compare notes with other dark chocolate connoisseurs.

Make sure to mutter to yourself and nod in approval at your superior taste in chocolate. Congratulate yourself about being better than all of the plebians and their childish milk chocolate treats.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:49:44 2015 No.6699467

>>6699459

No, it's not a candy bar at all, it's chocolate.

And no, it's not meant for eating directly, it's meant to be broken into smaller pieces as needed for cooking.

Though if you want to eat it I'm certainly not going to stop you. Go right ahead man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:51:48 2015 No.6699470 >>6699459 holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:52:12 2015 No.6699472 >>6699467 >Though if you want to eat it I'm certainly not going to stop you. Go right ahead man. >giving up this easy over the point you're enforcing Am I on reddit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:54:43 2015 No.6699483 >>6699466 hearty lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:54:48 2015 No.6699484 >>6699472 Can't argue with fatties. Why should he try?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:56:16 2015 No.6699487 >>6699466 heh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:57:28 2015 No.6699491 >>6699467 Baking chocolate isn't sold like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:58:30 2015 No.6699498 File: 48 KB, 469x463, atlantic center.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699466 You, sir, get a mighty tip from my not-trilby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:02:06 2015 No.6699519 File: 55 KB, 500x240, hershey-baking-bar-unsweetened_lg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699491 Sure it is, anon. Here's another pic if OP's wasn't good enough for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:03:41 2015 No.6699523 File: 57 KB, 499x241, hershey-baking-bar-semi-sweet_lg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699491

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:04:01 2015 No.6699526 >>6699519 That's being marketed very differently than the chocolate in op's pic. It even says baking bar on it. And it isn't even the same type of product, it says 100% cacao right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:04:47 2015 No.6699528 File: 35 KB, 390x272, unsweetened-exterior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699526

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:05:21 2015 No.6699530 -Eat it -Put some in coffee -Brew some beer with it, although I think you'd need more chocolate depending on the batch size -You could cook with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:05:58 2015 No.6699531 File: 48 KB, 480x480, 12969333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699526 Literally, almost all baking chocolate is sold in bar form. With varying cocoa %

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:06:03 2015 No.6699532 >>6699528 >chocolate for baking Did you read what I wrote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:06:21 2015 No.6699533 >>6699498 You're a plebeian cunt. >Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:07:22 2015 No.6699536 >>6699498 >non-trilby It is a trilby anon. Your headwear recognition sucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:07:47 2015 No.6699539 File: 56 KB, 400x400, 1001029_043000253403_A_400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699532 And

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:08:52 2015 No.6699546

>>6699531
>Literally, almost all baking chocolate is sold in bar form.
When I wrote "like that" I didn't mean as a bar, I meant as a bar that looks exactly the same as bars meant to be eaten. OP's chocolate gets sold on the same rack as 70% cacao and the packaging looks the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:09:44 2015 No.6699548 >>6699448 You can eat 90% just fine, it'd just be small pieces at a time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:10:01 2015 No.6699550 >>6699539 You should try considering what I wrote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:10:23 2015 No.6699552 >>6699546 >If it doesn't say baking on the wrapper, that means I can eat it like a candy bar! >Why does it taste so gross lol Okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:11:15 2015 No.6699554 File: 174 KB, 250x288, Yoda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699528 >dagoba

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:11:22 2015 No.6699557 >>6699552 People do it. I don't, but people do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:12:19 2015 No.6699561 >>6699557 fatties gonna fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:15:19 2015 No.6699569 File: 595 KB, 1134x1134, ghir.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699561

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:17:14 2015 No.6699575 It's an acquired taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:17:20 2015 No.6699577 >>6699552 Well yes, not everyone finds it gross

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:18:17 2015 No.6699581 >>6699569 >86% >flavorred >one square

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:22:35 2015 No.6699593 >>6699581 >>one square Notice how op's chocolate is designed to be easily broken up into squares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:24:43 2015 No.6699597 You savor it in small pieces with a cup of cold milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:26:04 2015 No.6699600 >>6699448 dude chill, it's chocolate. its not like we're not talking about eggs here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:26:41 2015 No.6699604 >>6699431 You eat a piece or two with your cup of coffe or tea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:46:00 2015 No.6699645 >>6699569 86% is too rich for my blood. 70+% is okay once in a while. I guess I'm a dark chocolate lightweight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:52:53 2015 No.6699662 >>6699645 I prefer 70%. 85-86% is too bitter for me.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:58:24 2015 No.6699670
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>>6699467
Lindt doesn't sell baking chocolate in that form.
That line with that packing design is exactly the same as their other chocolate bars for consumption ranging from milk chocolade, chili, 50% Cocoa to 99%.
Damn autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:08:05 2015 No.6699679 File: 6 KB, 253x254, what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6699604 >bitter chocolate with coffee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:10:48 2015 No.6699684 >>6699679 It's actually a good combo, adds a bit of depth to the coffee flavor. I fucking hate it when people say "umami" but I don't know what other word to use. It just enhances the flavor.

Snapper Carr Mon Jul 20 18:12:24 2015 No.6699687
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This is the only chocolate I enjoy with such a high cocoa percentage. The way they tell you to enjoy it is just to break off a small piece and let it melt on your tongue, and don't chew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:17:52 2015 No.6699701 >>6699431 You eat it slowly, in a bathtub while the water overflows but you're enjoying the chocolate so much you don't care and continue to massage the chocolate with your tongue.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:20:15 2015 No.6699707 >>6699448 You're a faggot with no taste in chocolate, I eat this all the time. It's not cooking chocolate, it's stocked next to the regular "candy bars", the cooking chocolate is stocked with the baking supplies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:22:18 2015 No.6699713 >>6699604 This

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:27:56 2015 No.6699726 I just eat one small piece at a time, otherwise it makes my cum smell like chocolate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:29:12 2015 No.6699728 >>6699554 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:29:44 2015 No.6699731 >>6699726 >doesn't want his boyfriend to enjoy the taste of chocolate while blowing him

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:30:13 2015 No.6699732 You just eat small pieces at a time, if you eat too much at once, the bitterness will be overpowering

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:31:41 2015 No.6699738 >>6699684 Gonna have to agree with the coffee combination. It's a lovely experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:36:10 2015 No.6699745 >>6699431 >how am i suppoused to enjoy this? You're not supposed to enjoy it, you're supposed to pretend to all your hipster friends that you're eating it to impress them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:36:50 2015 No.6699746 >>6699731 No it's just that my sister will come by and start demanding I give her the chocolate that she thinks I'm hiding from her because she smells it somehow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:37:50 2015 No.6699748 >>6699738 your body is a lovely experience tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:24:22 2015 No.6699983 >>6699746 stop cumming on your sister's clothes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:25:30 2015 No.6699987 >>6699448 >high-% chocolate is not meant for eating like a candy bar. Not the whole damn thing, fatty, but just a square as a snack is delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:36:21 2015 No.6700005 >>6699448 Lol look at this fag. Just fucking eat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:37:30 2015 No.6700008 >>6699670 The 99% is fucking shit btw. They probably used ammonia for that one because it tastes like ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:42:58 2015 No.6700030 >>6699448 >>6699467 >>6699552 What an idiotic baby you are How about you grow up and go to school, baby?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:34:04 2015 No.6700671 >>6699983 Old habits die hard anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:20:00 2015 No.6700770 >>6699670 >99% Muh dick. 90% isn't chocolatey enough for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:24:00 2015 No.6700781 >>6700030 >three people are one person huwhut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:27:17 2015 No.6700789 Don't drink/eat anything overly sweet beforehand Take a bite, let it melt in your mouth

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