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/ck/ related humor thread?
At least post the video so I can rub on out
>>6699068>not knowing the funniest youtube channel of all time>not knowing the queen of /ck/>not knowing the queen of all of 4chan>not knowing the queen of the entire internethttp://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos
>>6699058she got a nice pair of tits
>>6699068wtf does "rub on out" mean?
>>6699096No shit, but it's easier if you post the link, retard
>>6699113rub ONE out
>>6699096AdorableHits me right in the feels
>>6699058>humor>laughing at based CharisseFuck you pal.
OP is a nigger
>>6699182>a literal retard is a better cook than /ck/ will ever beWhy am I not surprised?Also, this is literally the funniest shit I have ever seen.
>>6699182>>6699216Man, what a cutey pie!
shit son is there no cure for this?
>>6699182I had a guy like this in a math class. He would answer the professor's questions sometimes. If you just focused on what he was saying and not how you could tell he knew his stuff and was pretty bright. But he sounded like a retard. Pretty tragic imo tbh.
Did she is gonna get better?
>>6699096>you will never go to school with her and stand up to all the bullies for her>you will never help her cook delicious meals>you will never cuddle with her and share stores about each other>she will never be your gf that will always love you no matter what
>>6699691>implyingYou didn't even stand up to your own bullies, how can you protect her smile when you can't protect your own?
>>6699691yeah...she makes my innerwhiteknight go crazy. Super strong protective instincts are surfacing.
>>6699182why are people saying this is funny? I'm cringing, its pretty sad. If you close your eyes she actually sounds like an old Chinese lady.At least she cute and making videos though, but still
>>6699058is here name Sara Rebel Palsey?
>>6699717Let's see.>On 4chan>Being wistful for a girl in YouTube videos>On 4chanThe evidence checks out, man. This is not the behaviour of a person who stood up to bullies in school.
She's cute. But beyond the physical, the fact that she has the confidence to put herself on video and show it to the world, knowing that people will pick on her, that's the sexiest part. That she's so comfortable in her own skin. There's a joke about how Palsy must me uncomfortable but I am too drunk to word it right.
>>6699666One of the smartest guys I know has CP. It pisses me off when people think it's a mental retardation.
>>6700514It reminds me of sleep paralysis. Terrifying
>>6700514Telling people you have CP isn't very smart. It's how you get v&.
>>6700514My friend's roommate got busted for cheese pizza possession which I'm not even sure how happens unless you're being a dipshit and uploading it or something>>6700534see: image
>>6700542>>6700514Oh fuck we're talking about different CPs
>>6700542>mfw cp is hidden in that png
>>6700542>"I plead the fifth."Every time.
>>6700542>\things\don't clickevery time
>>6700542>16. Also located on the usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume
>>6699676no little popper, she is not getting better
>>6699138>>6699058>>6699216New fags not respecting the queen of /ck/
>>6700684How does that even happen? I'm not circumcised either and it takes far more than a fucking week to accumulate visible smeg
Will marry out of pity.
>>6699714hahaha you know she probably gets 100X the number of dates you do and would probably reject your ass, despite being a crippled retard right?
>>6700702this one always gets me
>>6700542I saw this picture on /r9k/ today
>>6700725goddamnit this gets me everytime
>>6700699This made me laugh so much that my bowels began moving and I started farting uncontrollably, had to run to the bathroom to take a massive shit as I felt that concoction of laughing vibrations ooze that turd from my anus like a lubricant.
>>6699096>not going for one that is clearly hotter with bigger tittieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrfhydAAkU
>>6700542The funniest thing about this is that when he got off on parole, he had a condition that he couldn't use a computer. The first fucking thing he did was go on facebook and shit talk his parole officer. We should see him again about 2020
>>6701035i can see it work with seared tuna
>>6700674*resemay >>6701079How long was his sentence?>>6700688Never heard of them, and I'm an Australian
>>6700613>>6700542>>6700640>>6700674>I left my hard drive with muh 8 gigs of cp and y resaymayGoddamnit that's funny
>>6700712Is that just melted plastic? >>6701101I wonder what happened to cause that to do that to them, it ought to fuck their intestines too shouldn't it?
>>6699058>kind of lonely>disabled>like to cook>people tell me i'm cuteif i put videos on youtube will i get adoring fans? it's actually pretty similar to her disability, but not as bad.
>>6699096Thanks! NOW i would die on the battlefield for our queen.
>>6700542>things/dont click/cpEvery time
>>6700693I have never had smegma in my life and I'm uncircumsized.
From a recent thread
>>6699691>gf>not wifeKeep setting that bar high.
>>6701364she should be our queen
>>6699113Like a nicer version of fuck off
>>6701392Like: "Rub on out of here you silly piece of crap"
>>6701364Goddamn that's hard to watch.
it's funny because she's a cripple
>>6699182>tfw the pancake video is down
>>6699058SoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooWould you /ck/?
>>6701435it does make me wonder about things.Like getting herself off. Does she just use one hand to control the other like when attempting to function otherwise? I bet something like a sybian is a godsend to her.But then another part of me wants to think she's pure and wholesomeThen the dark part wants to come out and ravage that.I do also wonder about attachment issues. Girls with disfigurations/mental issues/other handicaps often either cling very hard because they think they'll never find someone again, or they think they are the most perfect unique thing on earth and you mean shit to her because everyone else treats her like a goddess up on a high pedestal because she's so 'fragile' I've thought abotu this too much
>>6699666Those that have this have a normal brain its just that their bodies are kinda...retarded.
>>6701435I mean yeah sure. Wouldn't stay for breakfast (mostly because it would take like 3 hours for her to make), but sure.
>>6701474>Not being her hands and having her instruct you to make the best food of your life.
>>6701029>no fazolis at the top
>>6700725>2:30 a.m.>just screamingeverytime
>>6701403You're probably using retarded apple products, faggot. Get a real phone.
>>6699666Pretty good insight Dubs SatanWe have a guy like that working for residence life. It looks like half of the bone structure of his face is just missing, and he can barely speak. He's probably really smart though.
>>6701465well AKTCHUALLY their brains aren't normal, it's just the backend that's fried while the frontal cognitive center is normal
>>6701614>Apple products are socially and financially beyond my reach.
>>6701625>actually trying to validate buying apple productsAnd I'm not even the guy you were responding to.
>>6701448That's why you buy her a "back massager" and let her decide whether or not she should get down. Just make sure you subtly encourage her to pleasure herself. I really wish I hadn't see her videos. I'm slightly infatuated and find myself feeling this weird protectiveness which I am unused to. Damn it /ck/ you're making me feel human again.Better take a trip to /b/
>>6701625>sociallyThis is whats wrong with apple users, they buy inferior electronics and then claim its the shit because it makes them feel socially validated. I bet you're one of those shits thats always trying to one up other people's purchases. Your neighbor buys a 42'' TV and you feel the need to buy a 52'' TV and make sure he knows it. You friend goes to Mexico on vacation, so you make sure he knows you're going to Hawaii, but then you get stuck on a plane next to this old flamer who won't stop rubbing your leg and telling you about his old flings. Not that you'd actually admit that it happened, you'll only tell your friend about all the beautiful women you met and you'll make up a series of lies thus exclaiming why your vacation was superior you that you my hold it over his head for just a brief minute.TL;DR:You a big dummy.
>>6701625>apple sheep once again unable to take a joke
>>6701650>>6701645>>6701630>>6701625>>6701614it's 2015 guysmove on
>>6701650You viciously assaulted his ego. His apple products were the only thing keeping him going in a world where he feels like an outcast.
>>6701656Too bad they don't sell gorilla glass for the soul, eh?
>>6701436these ones always get me
>>6701662If they did I'm sure he'd already own it, and he would have made sure you knew he owned it. I understand a guy needs to peacock every now and then but kids nowadays are getting ridiculous.
>>6701625>>6701630>>6701645>>6701650>>6701656>>6701659ITT: assblasted nerds sperging over their smart phone ownership bias
>>6701676>>6701655>that one assblasted applefag quoting everyone who disagrees with him
>>6701695You have no idea how happy you have just made me
>>6701695i...i dunno whats going on...this promotes autism awareness?better suited as an erotic peanutbutter advertisement
>>6701625>sociallyWho the fuck buys a personal computer for social reasons? Oh, yeah....Apple fans.
>>6701695>lets get it all up in thereYou got that right bb
>>6701744You are a strange man...
>>6699216CP is not retardation fag
>>6700542>also located on the flash drive was a copy of mcmichaels resumekek at least he didn't lie about that
>>6701746>5'9"when will they learn...
>>6700542>long post about adopting and having a girl as a sex slave>Michael claimed that this post was a joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anywayevery time. He sounds so disappointed at the legal system for putting him in jail instead of handing him an orphan loli
>>6701695What a butterface
>>6701695why do i have a bonershe looks oddly familiar...
>>6701805There was an autistic girl on LiveJasmine a few years ago that looked a lot like her.She was the best ever.
>>6700699Holy fuck that's the most I've laughed in a while. Thank you, anon.
I dont generally trust women but I think I could trust an autistic girl.They are not as good at lying as regular girls...
>>6701746>fee violationwut? being a pedo comes with a fee now?
>>6701837You're dumb.Autistic people are generally less predictable and are prone to tantrums.
>>6701364thats really cute
>>6701832if you don't mind reading a lot this one's great too
>>6701837Less lying, more drama. Expect inexplicable mood swings and strange obsessive behavior. Had a friend who was a high-functioning autist. If that wasn't unique enough he was also a black kid who was adopted by an incredibly rich white family. Nice guy actually, he did freak out once over cherry pie though. Very embarrassing to see a large man berating a waiter because he ordered cherry lattice pie and got cherry lattice pie. He didn't actually know what it was and was expecting something else.
>>6701695My dick would be diamonds if I didn't feel bad because she's autistic.>I'm going to upload this to xvideos or pornhub>I am a weak little white girl>I wonder who would want to do meJesus fucking christ
>>6701654dump cakes are good you pleb.
>>6701873Guess autism for girls is being funny
>>6701775That's an old proto-copypasta, but still, the autism to post these things non anonymously
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCFDJfBG1o>ok, next i have to crack the egg. probably the hardest part for me. one of the hardest parts.i have a harder part for her. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
>>6701847That was pretty great. I wish I had more saved.
>>6701898posting this one just because I forget what it is
>>6700699>killing Mr door.I lost it, well played
>>6701436Not as good as Apple Cabin Foods.
>>6701695what are that marks on her legs?
>>6699182I didn't want to feel sad again today
>>6702163What's sad? She's doing what she loves and living as normal a life as possible.
>>6701695>tfw no qt autistic gf
>>6701695She kind of seems like she has a sense of humor underneath all that autistic awkwardness. I like her.
>>6701695Can a autistic fall in love with someone?
>>6702209Pretty sure she could fall in sex with someone and thats enough for me.
>>6702276I don't want an autistic only for fuck with it, for that whore blonde friends are a better choice
>>6701654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SUuzneqVf8MikeJ does a whole series on Dump things
>>6702368How can you possibly watch a cooking show now that you know the glory of autistic peanut butter girl?
>>6701873It's a joke dude, check the facebook.
>>6702494Link?Shes not really autistic ?
>>6702509Ah, fuck, they deleted the facebook page. She's probably kinda autistic but this whole thing was a joke.
>>6702517Your full of shit, no one can act that retarded.
>>6702540Well I don't care if you don't believe me dude, I know I'm right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do7P7fxSfs8
>>6702547I want someone to do a study on this because one a video reaches a certain amount of views so many more people will watch it, which then pushes it to another threshold of views, where more people will watch it.but she's hot and rubbing herself and I like it
>>6700714i watched a porn titled that once
>>6702494what did she say?
>>6701099I haven't read something that good in a long time
>>6702602fuck off faggot
Anyone have the screencap of the guy who tried to make kirby bread or kirby cake or something and it just looked like lumps of raw meat and organs?Must appreciateD!
>>6700699This fucking story, man.
>>6701873Why does it make you feel bad? She's not acting like a shithead entitled autist. She's just being cool and funny.
>>6701898Did the guy put a tub of protein powder in or something.
>>6700725>??am: So many spiderso i am laffin
>>6699058I hope I never see another one of those video's, it was so hard to watch.
>>6701620Yeah, thats what ataxia is. Malformed cerebellum
>>6701847That was excellent. It read like an Asimov short story.
this brand name would fit well on Pornhub
>>6699691She has a boyfriend
>>6700725>Just screaming>A cheeky bedtime sausage
how has no one posted this
>>6700958>Chinese baseball equipment
>>6703536>>6703531Not funny, just nastyAlso>making fun of Charisse or others with CPhope your children are born with disabilities tbh
>>6703680We love Charisse, and many of us would fanatically protect her from all who would tease her if we could.
>>6702368motherfucker sounds like yahtzee
>>6701898>not noticing he slipped laxative in the shake because you failed the perception check
>>6702153Shes a cutter those are scars. Joke video or not you cant fake the underlying mental problem that lead to her cutting her leg up that badly.
>>6703754>lowballing perception>Oh, you wanted to be the tank?>i dont give a FUCK take perceptionI refuse to get ganked because someone bumblefucked his way into some bad shit
>>6701435With a smile on my face
No one's posted these yet?https://www.distractify.com/white-things-overheard-at-whole-foods-1197822622.html"I wish Whole Foods sold Organic cocaine"
>>6701101>>6701099hello tomorrowgoodbye yesterday
>>6701436How the fuck is this even remotely funny? HAHAHAHAHA THEY CALL FOOD DIFFRENT NAMES!!!!Seriously kill yourself.
>>6699182She's adorable. She literally made my heart melt.
>>6700725Fucking foxes always get me there kek
>>6701079hasnt been active since 2013, but fuck lol. this guy doesnt learn too fast.
>>6699666>imo tbhyeah, and HE sounds like the retard
>>6701364She is a qt. Too bad she has a bf
>>6700542>ITS FOIL PROOF!What a joker.
>>6704675>she has a bf>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6699182Why would anyone laugh at her, man, she is seriously awesome. I'm crying here.
>>6701695I wish I could live on day as she lives her entire life.
>>6700715this. whiteknights will always be whiteknights. she is still a girl and since she is not hideous she gets evern more attention and sympathy from people. Her bf is probably some chad cunt.
>>6701790oh fuck i just spit out my drink. nicely done
>>6699182Who was that girl who passed by during the cake in the mug video? Do I detect some hostility between them?I don't think this is funny though. I just feel really bad.
>>6701435If she was down, most definitely.mewithoutYou is a great band, by the way.
>>6700699>vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE"
>>6700715>projecting much?I can smell the jealous angst from here
>>6704759Yeah bro, he he's making pussy seem magical bro. when all true bros dont give a fuck about pussy, we just take the pussy we want. retard pussy is easy to rape and therefor not worthy of true bros like us. bitches are practically following me around dropping their panties because im so hardcore gangsta bro. I dont even need to seek out nice girls with good personality because im just gonna get them drunk and rape them anyways, BROOOOOO.yeah bro dawg, bitches aint shit and whitenights are slaves to bitches. Word, homie........BRO
>>6700958>food megaphonescompletely lost it
>>6701294>w.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videosahaha lol that comment how autistic
>>6699691>imlying she won't pass through the ugly duckling phase, become super hot, and date acseries of chads while you sit alone at home, masturbating at the thought of her possibly getting railed at that same exact time
>>6701695I really like the part where she puts the peanut butter next to her snatch.
>>6705032she already has a bf. some nerdy christian guy who loves his mommy a little too much. he's also disabled but not as noticeably as her.
>>6701746Also know by his artist name Hannibal Buress
>>6701695>a reverse shitmfw
>>6701695>he doesn't want it.that dog looks tired of her shit.
>>6699058I desire nothing.
>>6703872>>6701435>>6704881I like you guys, great album
>>6701695How does this benefit retard awareness ?
>>6705327by removing all the blood from healthy brains with massive errections making everyone aware of what it feels like to be retarded.
>>6700542My ex's (we were dating at the time this happened) best friend's dad was busted a couple years ago for CP possession and distribution. He had over 2 terabytes of CP on his computer when they raided his house.His wife found his hidden CP stash and turned him in to the authorities. He left an encrypted folder open and she stumbled across it when she was using his computer to look up directions or a phone number or some shit. The kicker? He was a computer science professor at the local university.I always laugh when I think about this story because his daughter/ex's friend is a huge cunt. By all measures she is an objectively terrible person. Anyways, I like what happened with her dad because it means he might have molested her when she was a kid and if anyone deserved to be molested by their father when they were a kid it was her. It would explain a lot about why she is so fucked in the head.He made a plea deal and got 20-something years but it's effectively a life sentence since he has terminal cancer. A few weeks before it happened we were at their house for a big cookout. I helped him out on the grill and setting stuff up. He was friendly and seemed like a completely normal, middle-aged guy so it was a bit creepy to learn that he was a raging pedophile. The creepiness didn't last long though, I was literally laughing out loud when it dawned on me that he likely molested his daughter.
>>6699096Is it bad I can imagine her giving my dick long, awkward strokes? I would wreck that body until she was wheelchair-bound. Hoo-boy. huehuehue
>>6705502ur dumb and this bait is stupid
>>6705545I've been imagining the sounds she'd make if I went down on her. I bet her spasms would be adorably erotic.
>>6705079what time is that at exactly?
>>6701695I just fapped to an autistic girl putting peanut butter on herself, and came at the part where she put it on her armpitshould I be ashamed?
>>6702989i just watched all of themwhat am I doing with my life
>>6699182I LOVE HER! <3OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH WEEEE'RE KEEPING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAALLRIGHT!
>>6699058does she ever use an electric mixer? cause I don't think my sides could handle it.
>>6704879that slut is probably too busy fucking her big bro to give a fuck about his tard kid sister.
>>6701695for what purpose?
>>6702989This is going into my bookmark folder of videos that make /ck/ cry. Thank you.
>>6701695It's fucking cam-whores acting it up (and the constant selfies posted) that makes me think I"m too old to be here...It's pathetic how many replies this got, after being posted here pretty much every other day for close to a month now.
>>6701436Johnson Slabs destroyed me
>>6702368repping my man Mike JToo bad he's an idiot
>>6706663>I"m too old to be here...then fuck off and don't come back. If anything you're too damn young. Stop being so damn edgy.
>>6707319what the shit did i just watch
>>6707457you can tell francis is getting old, in the latest videos he's almost entirely laying downI don't want fancis to die
>>6706020Yes, yes you should.
>>6704675Anybody have the whole video?Preferably in better quality.
>>6701695>put peanut butter on yourself for autism awareness
>>6699096>being a crazy pedophile that dubs random girls their "queen"Nah fuck off
>>6707675This is it but she made it private for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>6699216She's not retarded mother fucker, she's physically handicapped.
>>6708069But I don't have an account, how annoying.But thanks.
>>6700718I'm fucking dying /ck/ PLEASE help me
>>6708069>>6708122So I made an account and still can't watch it, hate youtube...So what now?I need to send her an email and be friend with her so I can watch it? Will sober up before I get access to the video.
>>6700699I'm cackling like a hyena in my cubicle. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.
>>6699216dude she's not retarded she has cerebral palsy, try to me a little more sensitive
>>6700958>tfw you posted in this thread but didn't make it into the screenshot.
>>6704675She really is an inspiration. I know it's a cheesy and lame thing to say, but I get pretty frustrated and pissed when my recipes don't work out, but then I see her struggling with something like a pancake flip and she doesn't get mad or discouraged at all, just rolls with it and keeps trying.
>>6708162Nah m8, "private" means that only she can see it. She might have set it as "friends-only" though, and if so then it's easy - just make a new account with the same username as one of her current friends and she'll add you, no problem. Always works.
Post your best cringe videos, guys.Bonus for microwaved stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unltPH0pIT4
>>6701109God this kills me every time, anyone have the rest of the images?
>>6701695she has a nice buttwhat the hell is going on at the end?
>>6709241>what the hell is going on at the end?she is dance
>>6709284glorious, thank you anon
>>6701695I had a feeling I should check /ck/ today...
>>6704675To be fair she flips pancakes better than me
>>6708162YouTube is known to clash with your System 32 folder. So find that folder and delete it. Then you can watch YouTube videos for free and in glorious HD.
>>6710418how do I find that ?i am not that good at computers
>>6709284Is this from a real store or what?
>>6701695Tanning does not work this way.
>>6701695shes so hot
>>6701695Imagine the pale bikini tan lines contrasting with the peanut butter when she got naked to jump in the shower
it's my first time on /ck/, thank you all
>>6710441great vegetarian recipe, low on carbs and the quickest pie I've ever done- it doesn't even go in the oven!
>>6699058this was a surprisingly good thread