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i think i food poisoned her
>wat do

>> No.6689203

>>6689199
do i see a half a nipple?

>> No.6689213

explain yourself op

>> No.6689220

>>6689199
Is that borneo?

>> No.6689223

until you run bacterial cultures then there is no reason to assume it's food poisoning

you can get the shits from millions of different sources

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>>6689203
i don't know, do you?
>>6689213
must have got raw chicken juice somewhere in dinner, she's got a bucket in front of her for the other hole

>> No.6689264

>>6689227
>Contamination because you don't know how to operate in an aseptic manner.

Why/how is that our problem again?

>> No.6689278

>>6689199
Who is this? Did I miss something?

>> No.6689297

>>6689264
i took all the proper sanitary precautions—boiling water over all surfaces which touched chicken, different utensils for separate dishes, et cetera.

>>6689278
she's just an azn with an inferior immune system

>> No.6689363
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6689363

Could be salmonella.

This is usually how it starts. In the more advanced stages a person will start urinating blood. If you don't get on sulfide antibiotics at that point then you gon' die nigga.

>> No.6689382

>>6689227
>>6689297
>must have got raw chicken juice somewhere
>i took all the proper sanitary precautions

you obv didnt, nigga

>> No.6689387

show us more of your topless gf pooping op, it's giving me a semi

>> No.6689404

>>6689223
This...

Can be e-coli too, from vegetables or fruit... Or she is pregnant....

>> No.6689406

>>6689199
L O N D O N
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N
D
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srsly, post more. i can fap to this

>> No.6689444
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6689444

C-could you vocaroo the noises

>> No.6689465

>>6689444
I like your style.

>> No.6689468

>>6689297
wot
azns have superior immune systems because we eat any shit we see.

>> No.6689473

>get a virus
>instantly blame food for being sick

She obviously deserves whatever it is for being so retarded

>> No.6689525

>>6689473
This, americans almost never get food poisoning.

>> No.6689571

She can read the book of symbols at least.

>> No.6689592

>>6689199
m-muh dick
story? more pics?

>> No.6689602

>>6689199
She probably got the stomach virus a day ago.

Shits highly contagious.

Then blame your chicken.

>> No.6689610

>>6689602
Chicken and oysters are always the scapegoats but they din do nuffin.
Its wroang!!!

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>>6689473
>>6689525
the timing's too circumspect for it not to be chicken, plus her burps and farts smell like flesh. think horses, not zebras

>>6689363
true, that's what we suspect. she has no gut flora for some reason, so any new bacteria has an unwelcome introduction

>>6689387
not my gf, my wife

>> No.6689622

>>6689525
This. Despite these trying times, we truly are a warrior nation

>> No.6689625
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6689625

I ate Escolar labeled as White Tuna yesterday. I'm not having too much fun right now.

>> No.6689632

>>6689616
>my wife
HOw much did you paid for her?

>> No.6689634

Post more pics

>> No.6689637

>>6689616
>circumspect
Pretty sure you need to look that word up anon

>> No.6689664

>>6689634
this!

>> No.6689706

>>6689616

Goats shit all over themselves.

>> No.6689711

good thread

>> No.6689728

>>6689616
>no gut flora
>cooks his wife meat

>> No.6689736
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>>6689637
yeah, you're right—i meant suspicious, as in we're "looking around" for causes

>>6689634
>>6689664
here's one with our child, weirdos

>> No.6689741

>>6689736
hoping this is bait / shitpost

>> No.6689777

>>6689297

Asians eat raw pork and chicken.

>> No.6689808

>>6689736
no more poo poo? :(

>> No.6689809

>>6689736
>tfw no SEAmonkey gf

>> No.6689811

>>6689736
that goofy bitch looks like she has smelly feet

>> No.6689820

>>6689811

think u mean gooky bitch tbh

>> No.6689824

>>6689736
Unplanned pregnancy detected. She looks like she's still in high school. Wear a condom if you're too stupid to get an abortion

>> No.6689841

>>6689616

cute goat

>> No.6689892

>>6689525
lmao r u srs, americans always get fucking sick.

You consume so much antibiotics that you pretty much dont have any bacterial cultures in your intestines and are used to oversanitized pre-packaged food.

If i run into one more fucking american backpacker with food poisoning in SEA or even in fucking europe of all places I will flip my shit

>> No.6689905

>>6689199
post more info or pics m8

>> No.6689948

>>6689892
I meant americans in america.
Yes we get sick when we go to your filthy countries but your slutty women keep us coming back.

>> No.6690145

>>6689199
Buy diapers and pedialite. Give it 48 hours. Go see a doctor if it's not better after that time frame.

>> No.6690157

>>6689220
not fat enough to be her

>> No.6690169

>>6689736
Silver Lake hipster detected

>> No.6690171

>>6689406
Faggot

>> No.6690177

>>6689616
That actually really is a coat goat

>> No.6690186

>>6690177
>not my gf, my wife
Well go tell your wife that you posted half of her tit on 4chan and we want the other 1 1/2.

>> No.6690195

>>6689199
Can we see inside the toilet, too? Pre-flush, of course.

>> No.6690197

>>6689199
>>6689199
just look at that dirty fingernail "food" poisoned

>> No.6690198

>be me
>laxative junkie
if its just diarrhea she'll be fine

>> No.6690207

>>6689203
Nah, that's just a portion of the areola.

>> No.6690295

>>6689199
why is the bathroom so disgusting

>> No.6690301

>>6689892
This has never happened to you

>> No.6690315

>>6690295
How is it disgusting? I only see a bit of peeled paint. There isn't even mould in the grout. My bathroom is so much worse.

>> No.6690397

>>6689199
I've already masturbated to this image twice. Yes, I'm pathetic and lonely, but boy do I get some fun times every now and again.

>> No.6690413
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6690413

was hoping to hear other anon's stories besides "a can of condensed milk in the ceiling" and "blue monday ramen sundae"

>>6690169
нeт, мoй дpyг, я живy в oaклaндe
>>6690186
would if this weren't a worksafe board
>>6689824
about to graduate berkeley w/ a degree in neurobio and she's summa cum laude. we're quite alright

>> No.6690430

>>6690413
>would if this weren't a worksafe board
Then post on /b/ and link.

>> No.6690447

>her
I bet his penis is bigger than yours

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>>6690413

>> No.6690449

>>6689625
that sounds painful. best of luck, brother

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>>6690430
>>6690447
>>>/b/628627602

>> No.6690463

>>6690462
what a cool guy

>> No.6690480

>>6690462

Fuck, did I miss it?

>> No.6690552

>>6689199
are you radioactive symbol guy?

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>>6690552
Not a chance, I ran that clown off years ago.
>hur durr I never drop my trip durr durr

>> No.6690891

>>6690552
no, but if i had any powers, i'd summon ORG's crazy ass back and banish all his cheap imitators

>> No.6690958

so did she die ?

>> No.6690960

>>6690958
Yes

>> No.6690965

>>6689199
>dubs check'd
And saving the picture for future reference

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6690979

>come home from work
>gf's mom was in our apt when I left
>no where to be found
>smells like fucking shit inside
>go into kitchen
>pic related
>what the fuck

later that week she was back again and ruined her own large pan for soup. you know how non stick has that black surface shit? she had the stove on and dried out the water she was boiling. middle of the pan went from black to silver

why the fuck would you go to the store and leave water boiling. twice, in one fucking week
fucking dumb cunt

>> No.6690992

>>6690979
top kek

>> No.6690999

>>6689199
Is that a Swatch?

>> No.6691003

>>6690979
Does she eat pills instead of food

>> No.6691004

>FUCK YOU /CK/
>F U /CK/

Did you poison your wife for that pun?

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>>6690992
>>6690979
she made a soup a little before this. was essentially spinach, whole seasoning leaves, lemon slices (wtf), and chicken. GF and I didn't even ask her to make it, she just does retarded shit.

then she leaves it out on the stove for like 4 hours and rather than throw it away she puts it in our fridge in the pan (when we have tons of storage shit)

>> No.6691017

>>6690999
trendy as fuck

>> No.6691022

>>6690197
>2/10 would not bang

>> No.6691162

>>6690397
Three times now.

Technically, >>6690413 was involved this time, but good enough.

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>>6690397
>>6691162
Goddamnit.


Imma do it too.

>> No.6691194

>>6690581
still mad I drove that man child jar drinking faggot away years ago?

>> No.6691500

>>6689404
Before jumping to pregnancy much more likely would be the period shits

>> No.6692096

>>6689625
But that's the standard label. Don't be that jerk who gets the stuff banned because you have no self control.

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>>6689363
I love me some good salmon

>> No.6692337

>>6692096
There should atleast be a warning or a limit. I didn't know that White Tuna was Escolar. And I believe most people wouldn't know that it was Escolar. I only ate 6 pieces of sushi/sashimi.

>> No.6692445

>>6692096
Wikipedia says it's 'fraudulently sold as ... "white tuna"'. I think that suggests that even though it might be common, it's not 'standard'.

>> No.6692766

>>6690979
Alzheimer

>> No.6692777

>>6692766

This tbh, sounds like she's got the ol dementia