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>"super food"

>> No.6687663
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6687663

>Toxins

>Antioxidants

>> No.6687667

>>6687663
>probiotics

>> No.6687676

>gluten free!

>> No.6687841

>>6687659
It rustles my Jimmies so hard when people who aren't trying to market a product use the term superfood, as if there were some sort of categorical, objective classification for superfoods. When a YouTube chef throws in a meme vegetable and goes "oh, and this is a superfood" I give their video a dislike. That's some shit that I don't like.

>> No.6687861

>>6687659
Indeed it is a silly concept, because diet is a holistic thing. There is no one food which will make you healthy, nor unhealthy.

However I eat a lot of spinach, carrots, blueberries, walnuts, "superfoods" etc., and I can feel the power coursing through my veins. Prebiotics and probiotics, yum. I vibrate with health, my skin glows, my muscles bulge, and I have mental and physical energy all day. I'm so consistent, I shit and I don't even have to wipe my ass. I wake up in the morning and drink my coffee and almost cum just from my superfood breakfast and morning stretches.

>> No.6687873

"This has extra vitamins"

And my foot has an extra kick for your ass

>> No.6687880

>alkalizing

>> No.6687884

>digestive enzymes

>> No.6687895

>organic

>> No.6687906

>good for digestion

>> No.6687956

Well, my almonds are activated.

>> No.6687957

>>6687659
they're blueberries.

they don't have x-ray vision, they can't fly, they're fucking blueberries.

>> No.6687970

>edible

>> No.6688062

>delicious

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>>6687659
>0% fat
>1 'serving'
>1 of your 5 a day (for the whole bottle)

>> No.6688311

>not for human consumption

>> No.6688374

>>6687659
>"food"

>> No.6688376

>>6687970
You mad it's legal

>> No.6688380

>all natural

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>Frankenwheat

>ancient grains

>> No.6688397

>>6687659
>"grass fed"

as in, it once ate a small amount of grass.

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>>6687676
>mfw chocolate syrup, butter, ice cream, and candy advertise themselves as "gluten free"

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>new, improved flavor!

>> No.6688411

>healthful

>> No.6688422

>approved by leading dieticians

>> No.6688436

maybe you guys would be singing a different tune if you knew how to extract the hidden nutrition from your super foods

>> No.6688440

>>6687659
your mom is my super food
my jizz is her superfood

>> No.6688445

>easy, cheesy baked potatoes

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6688447

>activated almonds

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>>6687659

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>Paleo